Chapter 4 How Can You Become a Poem in Four Steps!

"Haha, when did I become a bad person?"

"You bastard, that's funny!"

The voice fell.

A figure stepped out from behind the screen.

He was tall and handsome, dressed in a silver-white robe embroidered with a dragon pattern.

The golden silk jade crown tied up the ink-colored hair, his cold gaze was sharp, and his sword eyebrows were raised lightly, and he naturally exuded an innate domineering.

"Sinner Xiang Guozhong, see the saint!"

"Your Majesty forgives your sins!"

Almost the moment the figure came out, Xiang Guozhong and Xiang Guifei hurriedly knelt down and saluted.

"Huh? You are the Emperor of the Great Zhou, Zhao Longji?! ”

Xiang Yan was stunned for a moment and blurted out.

"Bold, you stupid thing, how dare you call the name of the heavenly family, wait for me to go home, I won't kill you!"

With a fierce tug, Xiang Guozhong directly dragged Xiang Yan to his knees, and at this moment, he was trembling by Xiang Yan's anger!

Guarding the saint and shouting his name, isn't it fast enough to die?!

"Haha, yes, I'm Zhao Longji, why stone, don't you know me?!"

Seeing this, Zhao Longji waved his hand and continued:

"Get up!"

"Your Majesty, the minister can't get up, and the minister has no way to teach his son, which has caused Han'er to break into a catastrophe......"

In fact, Concubine Xiang reminded that Xiang Guozhong had already known that Emperor Zhou was in the Chengqian Palace!

Therefore, he cried loudly regardless of the obstruction before, just to let Emperor Zhou hear what Xiang Yan had done.

Now that Emperor Zhou has appeared, it means that the matter is within his acceptability!

There's a drama in this matter!

"Oh? I've heard that there has been a saying in Kyoto that there is a saying that the Xiangjia family in the south of the city is going to the heavenly ruler five. ”

"What, in the eyes of your Xiang family, are there any disasters that can't be solved?"

Zhao Longji lightly pointed at Xiang Guozhong.

"Plop!"

Xiang Guozhong fell directly to the ground limply.

"Your Majesty, this is a deliberate rumor!"

Xiang Guozhong was anxious when he heard this, what this meant was that their Xiang family was so powerful that it was only one foot and five inches high from the sky!

Although it is true, at this juncture, this is a deadly knife!

"Your Majesty! You're not kidding. ”

At this time, Xiang Guifei also realized the seriousness of the matter, she hurriedly walked up to Zhao Longji and said a coquettish word.

"Concubine Xiang, I just think this is funny!"

"Go to Tianshawu, it's your Xiang family who is still under me, but today Xiang Yan bullied Yuan Hua."

"Does it mean that your Xiang family can be above the sky?!"

As soon as Zhao Longji's words came out, even Xiang Guifei couldn't maintain her original demeanor!

"Please forgive your majesty!"

Xiang Guifei also knelt on the ground.

This moment.

Xiang Yan was completely dumbfounded!

His two big backers, just after seeing the emperor for a moment, turned out to be useless!

Boy!

Is this a companion like a tiger?

"No, don't bully my aunt, if you want to bully, bully my father!"

Xiang Yan knew that it was time for her to speak.

Some of the emperor's words have deep meaning!

I guess I heard some rumors recently, and I want to take advantage of this matter.

Suppress the Xiang family!

After this period of time, he has generally felt that in the eyes of others, the original body has always been a fool.

Then, I simply continued to pretend to be naïve.

No one will take anything seriously about what they do!

“……”

Xiang Guozhong was speechless for a while, how could he give birth to such a fool.

At the critical moment, I know how to sell Lao Tzu.

"Haha, you're really a fool, get up, I won't bully anyone."

Zhao Longji showed a satisfied smile on his face.

"Your Majesty Shengming!"

Xiang Guozhong and Xiang Guifei finally breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly stood up!

"Didn't you hear that the Son of Heaven broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people? So I'm over it? ”

Xiang Yan said suddenly.

Hearing this, Xiang Guozhong really wanted to be black in front of him and faint!

This bastard!

It's hopeless!

"Oh, that's a good thing, Xiang Shi, I won't punish you, the royal face will be damaged, and the people will follow you!"

Sure enough, Zhao Longji's expression instantly became serious!

"Your Majesty, the Xiang family is the only seedling......

When Xiang Guifei heard that she was going to punish Xiang Yan, she hurriedly hugged Zhao Longji's arm and shook it.

"Humph! Yuanhua is still the only daughter of me and Queen Chunyang! ”

Zhao Longji shook Concubine Xiang's hand and sat down on a seat in the palace.

"Your Majesty is angry!"

Xiang Guifei pouted, with a look of grievance, she hurriedly followed Zhao Longji!

"Well, I heard that you have always done a lot in the national prison, I want to punish you something."

After sitting down, Zhao Longji smiled.

But when he heard this, Xiang Guozhong's face completely collapsed!

Xiang Yan is studying in Guozijian, but what she does on weekdays is a bastard who fights, catches birds and steals books!

Your Majesty, this is a blatant mockery!

Thinking of this, Xiang Guozhong's forehead unconsciously shed drops of cold sweat!

"Why don't you make a poem!"

After thinking for a while, Zhao Longji suddenly spoke.

"Poetry?"

At this moment, in the entire Chengqian Palace, there is silence, and the needle drop can be heard.

Let a capital among the famous!

To compose poetry?!

Your Majesty's punishment is too difficult!

"Your Majesty! Xiang Ye is in the Guozi Prison, he is doing nonsense, he can't make any poems! ”

Faced with this difficult punishment, Xiang Guozhong hurriedly spoke, wanting to intercede for his stupid son.

"I don't ask him to make any wonderful sentences, what? As my protégé, can't you even write a poem? ”

Guozijian is the highest institution of learning in the Great Zhou, and there has always been a system of the emperor personally inspecting Guozijian!

Therefore, the students of the past generations of Guozijian attached great importance to the honor of this emperor's inspection.

He called himself "the protégé of the Son of Heaven"!

Over time, even the successive emperors of Zhou also acquiesced to this statement.

“……”

Xiang Guozhong didn't expect Zhao Longji to say this at all!

Now he had the feeling of picking up a rock and hitting his own foot.

In fact, the reason why Xiang Yan was able to enter the national prison was arranged by Xiang Guozhong!

After all, as the right minister and supervising the Ministry of Education, it is also a matter of waving his hand to let his own son enroll!

Although he knew that Xiang Yan was stupid by nature, Xiang Guozhong still sent him to Guozijian.

is looking forward to Xiang Yan being in a rich reading atmosphere, and one day her brain will be able to open her mind, and she will not be naïve.

It's a pity that after three years of enrollment, Xiang Yan has achieved nothing, but fights with people all day long!

"I can do it!"

Suddenly, just as Xiang Guozhong was about to say something more, Xiang Yan crossed his hands on his hips, his nostrils turned to the sky, and said angrily:

"It's so easy to compose poetry, what's so hard about that?!"

"Xiang Yan, stop me, don't talk nonsense in front of Your Majesty!"

Xiang Guozhong was taken aback.

"You, you have been in school for three years, how many classmates have you injured, and you have even learned the six arts, and you are making a fart poem?"

"You forgot the last time you were on the pair, people sent out a line of three or two geese, and you went north for two roast ducks!"

"Are you trying to me off?!"

He hurriedly turned around, pressed Xiang Yan's head with his hand, and whispered.

"I tell you, old man, don't press my head again, I'll get shorter and shorter."

"Stop, do you hear me? Otherwise, I will cut off the father-son relationship with you. ”

However, Xiang Yan did not listen to Xiang Guozhong's words, but desperately broke his head out of his hands.

"Hahaha, this item stone, it's so interesting!"

At this time, Zhao Longji said with a smile on the side.

I've never heard of someone taking the initiative to cut ties with their father.

It's so much fun!

"What are you laughing at, let me tell you, I can become a poem in four steps!"

Xiang Yan pointed at Zhao Longji and said.

"You rebel, why do you exaggerate more and more, kneel down quickly, and let Your Majesty change the punishment!"

Xiang Guozhong was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, how could he, a simple son, get more and more outrageous!

It also takes four steps into a poem.

In the past, he was just let him walk for a day, and he couldn't even let out a fart.

"Old man, I can really become a poem in four steps!"

Xiang Yan shook his head.

Let's be honest!

He really can't compose poetry!

However, he is a traverser, really his 300 Tang poems, are white-backed?!

"Okay, Xiang Aiqing, since Xiang Yan said yes, then let him become a poem in four steps."

"I want to see how he makes a poem."

At this time, Zhao Longji waved his hand and asked Xiang Guozhong to step aside!

"Good!"

Xiang Yan smiled faintly.

I saw that Xiang Yan put her hands behind her back, looked to the north, raised her legs and took a step:

"Qinghai Changyun Dark Snow Mountain!"

"Your Majesty, my son is a stone head, his poem, when I hear it, it's bullshit......"

Xiang Guozhong was suddenly stunned!

Hey?!

That's not right!

It seems that the first sentence of this poem is quite good!

"The lonely city looks at the Yumen Pass!"

At this time, Xiang Yan took the second step!

"Little stone, this, this is really your poem?!"

Xiang Guifei, who was sitting next to Zhao Longji, stood up in a moment!

"Yellow Sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles!"

Nodding, Xiang Yan had not finished the third step, and the third line of poetry had already blurted out.

"This, this, this ......"

Xiang Guozhong was so hesitant that he couldn't speak.

This poem is very good.

With these three sentences alone, it can be called a superb poem!

"If you don't break the Turkic vow, you won't pay it back!"

The fourth step is taken, and Xiang Yan has finished composing a poem!

"Okay, if you don't break the Turkic oath and don't pay it back, it's really a good poem!"

Just listening, Zhao Longji laughed loudly.

He stood up from his seat and stared at Xiang Yan again and again.

This poem is simply superb!

The magnificent and desolate scenery of the border fortress, the pride of the responsibility of protecting the family and defending the country, and the feeling of loneliness on the border!

It's a perfect blend!

It's a good poem that expresses the heart directly!

This poem!

If it was Wendao, it would be just what everyone did, but it was actually made by a fool.

It's incredible!