Chapter 270: Asuka: We Are the Only Designated After-sales Service Center for JOKER (Part I)

Wave!

A huge soap bubble bubble appeared on the ground and was slowly flying towards the sky.

Bang!

Asuka stretched out a finger to puncture the bubble that had just emerged from the ground, and the resin produced after the bubble burst collapsed.

...

At this time, Jinping no longer wanted to care about the resin produced by the roots of these Yarman mangroves on his face, and now he just wanted to go back to the sea and continue to guard Fish-Man Island.

He didn't have a serious head disease, what did he do to offend Doflamingo for no reason.

That flamingo wasn't a good thing.

It is said that his heart eyes are as small as his eyes.

Thinking of this, Jinping raised his right leg and took a step forward, and then he felt a strong pulling force coming from the collar of his shirt.

Jinping turned his head to look at Asuka who was tugging at his clothes and asked.

"Navy, what are you pulling the old man's clothes for?"

"Well, Haixia Jinping, why are you leaving in such a hurry?"

"The old man doesn't want to fight Doflamingo because of you.

This doesn't do Fish-Man Island any good, and Doflamingo is still the king of the Seven Martial Seas, and the old man, as a member of the Seven Martial Seas Organization, will not dismantle this organization with his own hands.

Navy, you die. ”

As he spoke, Jinping turned around and stared at the navy in front of him.

The voices of dissatisfaction with the Seven Martial Seas within the Navy have not disappeared from the beginning of the establishment of the Seven Martial Seas system, and some of those navies will choose to find some trouble for themselves and others, and some will choose to pretend to be blind... Some will...

"Jinping, although I don't like the organization of the Seven Martial Seas very much, with my current position, I am completely speechless within the Navy and the World Government.

Moreover, I didn't come to you today to dismantle this organization..."

As he spoke, Asuka walked to the base with his shoulder around Jinping, and when he passed by the mermaid lady who was brushing the dishes, Asuka waved at her and spoke.

"Grandma mermaid, you hurry up and brush, there are about 3,000 plates left, you can leave with Boss Jinping after you finish brushing, you can't finish brushing in one day, I will let Boss Jinping wait for you for two days."

Looking at Shihei, who had a somewhat unsightly face, Asuka patted him on the shoulder and explained.

"Alas, Jinping, you have to understand me, after all, she was saved by me from the auction house, and it is not too much to brush five thousand plates for me, right?

You said, if I don't want anything in return, just put her back and gain the favor of your Fish-Man Island, which is obviously the practice of ill-intentioned people. ”

Hearing this, Jinping turned his head to look at Asuka and looked him up and down for a while, then asked suspiciously.

"Where's the people at your base who wash the dishes?"

"Oh, I got them a discount ticket for Happy Street, and by the way, I gave them two days off, after all, they are not very familiar with me, the new commander, I will first establish a better image in the hearts of this group of people."

Jinping turned his head to look at the mermaid lady who was brushing the dishes, and saw that the mermaid lady was actually smiling at him, and Jinping sighed softly in his heart.

I have to say that compared to spending a lifetime in a cramped sink for people to watch, brushing 5,000 plates is really not too much.

After all, that wouldn't even be alive.

...

"What are you doing with the old man on this disgusting island?"

Originally, Jinping thought that the navy was going to take him to the base to talk about something, but he didn't expect this guy to carry two bags of Bailey and take him to the streets of the Chambord Islands.

Bang!

Asuka stuffed a bag of Bailey into Jinhei's arms, then pointed to Island No. 1 not far away, and spoke.

"It's a coincidence that you came, today's hot commodity is your clan, I'll buy beauties, you go buy clansmen."

After listening to Asuka finish speaking, Jinping's face only darkened slightly, and then he regained his calm.

When he first debuted before, when he heard these things, he would still feel angry and murderous in his heart, but after so many years, when he heard these things, he only had a sadness in his heart.

When I encounter them, I usually take action to save them, and if I can't meet them...

After thinking for a while, Jinping looked up at Asuka and said in a deep voice.

"Although the old man is grateful for what you have done..."

Before Jinping finished speaking, he saw Asuka wave his hand and continued.

"No thanks, you'll have to pay me back in a few days."

"The old man has made it clear that I will not dig the ancestral grave of the flamingo.

But, then again, you and the old man went with the money to buy slaves??? ”

Asuka looked at Jinping with a puzzled expression, and then looked down at the 100 million Bailey in his arms, and said in a somewhat surprised tone.

"Well, Jinping, you don't know that the trafficker shops here in the Chambord Islands are all protected by law, right?"

"This old man knows, but shouldn't you, a navy with a strong sense of justice in your heart, go straight in?"

"Then since you know that they are protected by law, then you should know that if we make trouble, we will be charged with obstructing business.

Navy... It's also a face...

Moreover, the last navy with a strong sense of justice and led people to kill him, the headquarters just held a memorial service for him yesterday. ”

Jinping looked at Asuka with a serious face, and couldn't help but half-squint his eyes, according to his understanding in the past two days, the navy in front of him didn't look like a face-saving person.

And... On top of that, this navy is very stingy...

Even the newspapers say that he is very frugal, drinking only the cheapest beer, and most of his money seems to be donated somewhere...

This kind of person will also spend hundreds of millions of Bailey to buy slaves? Or buy slaves from Doflamingo?

Obviously, I was going to take the old man to dig Doflamingo's ancestral grave just now, but now I actually want to send him money.

This guy really treats the old man as an idiot.

Thinking of this, Jinping glanced at the bird who had already walked away with the money bag on his back, shook his head, and followed.

Although he doesn't like this garbage place, his own people still have to be rescued.

...

An hour later, Asuka and Jinping stood outside a dilapidated looking house, looked at the aristocrats coming and going, and spoke.

"Jinping, it's here."

As he spoke, Asuka handed the VIP membership card in his hand, which was personally stamped by the [Don Quixote Family Cadre], to the guard at the door, and motioned for him to check it.

"Distinguished guests, please inside, the first three rows of seats have been prepared for you, you can choose by yourself!"

After checking Asuka's qualifications, the guards brought Asuka inside.

"Ahem, distinguished guest!"

Shortly after Asuka sat down, an old man suddenly ran next to him, bent down at him and said.

"Guest, what you did last time has reached the ears of our boss Joker.

My boss Joker doesn't want that to happen again... Otherwise, he will revoke your VIP card and restrict your access to any of the Don Quixote auctions. ”

Hearing this, Asuka gave him a strange look and spoke.

"That flamingo won't let me buy anything?"

"Moreover, Lao Tzu honestly abided by the auction process, and did not disturb the normal business order of your auction house, and even the robbery, I fought outside the auction house.

Why wouldn't he Flamingo let me buy something... You told him to come from the New World now, and I'm going to confront him.

A young man like me can be called a high-quality guest anywhere, does he have a problem with his brain, does he like the kind of person who is the Golden Emperor [Gilde Tezolo]?

Go to your auction house and get you two rockets first, and then give you two more rockets after grabbing something.

If he likes this kind of person..."

As he spoke, Asuka pulled out the autumn water from his waist directly, aimed the blade at the roof, and waved it upward.

Swish!

A small tornado directly forcibly lifted the roof of the auction house, and the originally hidden auction hall instantly turned into an open-air hypermarket.

...

At this time, the auction hall was already full of various customers, and they were chatting when they suddenly saw a man sitting in the second row pull out his saber at his waist and released a huge tornado...

Then, the roof went ...

The group of guys, feeling some dazzling sunlight, suddenly fell silent one by one, because they found that the guy who drew the knife was scanning their own people.

Grunt~

After hearing the old man next to him swallow saliva, Asuka inserted the autumn water in his hand back into the scabbard and continued.

"There are not many high-quality customers like me, please cherish them.

By the way, I am good brothers with Buffalo of the Don Quixote, and the roof is his. ”

...

Syllable!

As soon as Asuka sat down in the chair, he noticed that Jinping suddenly patted him on the shoulder and asked mysteriously.

"Between the Golden Emperor and Doflamingo..."

Looking at Jinpei, who was full of curiosity, Asuka looked up at the service staff who was calming the emotions of the rest of the customers and explained.

"In the year 1513 of the Sea Calendar, the year you became the Seven Martial Seas, Doflamingo, that scumbag, in order to spread the family's reputation to the Great Voyage, in order to make his family's reputation further resounding on the Great Voyage, then he held a grand auction.

The highlight of the auction is a golden fruit.

That's right, it's the fruit that can control gold.

Then, the Golden Emperor, with a group of thugs, rushed in with a cannon barrel, went in and shot a few shots in the face of the cadres of the Doflamingo family, took advantage of the chaos to snatch the golden fruit, and when the Golden Emperor left, he gave them a few more cannons...

When the Golden Emperor developed the Devil Fruit and reappeared on the sea, Doflamingo found that he had no choice but to cooperate.

That flamingo is very cheap. ”

"Tsk!"

After hearing this, Jinping also sighed with a look of embarrassment, Doflamingo, this guy used to think he was a terrible person, but now I feel that guy is a little simple...

Clang!

That's when the auction officially began.

"Sa, bid as much as you like, guys.

The first to come on the field is the Human Labor Deco..."

...

"You humans are so dirty!"

"Well, Jinping, don't even scold yourself.

In my heart, you and I both belong to the category of [people], at most we are different races..."

Hearing this, Jinping glanced at Asuka and then asked, pointing to the ten people on the platform.

"You're not going to save your people?"

"There are too many clansmen, and the blood relationship is too far away to be rescued... If I had been a little clansman like you, I would have gotten in. ”

The corners of Jinping's mouth twitched.

He could see now that the navy had no intention of rescuing this group of people.

...

"The next No. 2 product is a human woman, and if you look at her maid outfit, you can see that there is no need to talk about housework, from poker to chess, and she is good at all games, so she is the best person to pass the time.

Prices start at 600,000 Baileys. ”

After seeing the auctioneer introduce the maid on the stage, Asuka slowly raised the sign in his hand and spoke.

"600,000 Bailey!"

"610,000..."

Swish!

The guy who bid 610,000 just now suddenly felt a chill on his scalp, he reached out and touched it, and then he found that his hair was gone.

But the auctioneer standing in the audience, and some of the customers behind Asuka could clearly see that the guy had drawn his knife again.

"Deal!"

The auctioneer quickly dropped the hammer, and he could see that this navy should be in a bad mood... It seems that he was still by his idiot boss.

Hearing a sound from the headset, the auctioneer raised the hammer again, pointed to the cage behind him, and spoke.

"The atmosphere is getting warmer, the human auction.

Next, it is also a highly recommended one in our store, the No. 3 peerless beauty slave. ”

As he spoke, the auctioneer lifted the cage that covered the beautiful slave, pulled it out of the cage, and then pointed to the beautiful slave and continued to introduce.

"Look at this miraculous proportions, she is the 19-year-old yoga teacher, Erica.

She's one of the hot items of the day, and when you put it up for auction, you'll not only be able to enjoy Erica's excellent yoga moves, but also various yoga poses... You can also try it at any time...

That's heavenly joy..."

"800,000, beautiful Erica."

After listening to the auctioneer's introduction, Asuka raised the sign in his hand again and spoke.

"800,000 Bailey..."

"1 million..."

Swish!

The guy who just shouted out 1 million suddenly felt a chill on his scalp, and then he looked at the bird who was eating melon seeds, gritted his teeth, and sat down again.

Bang!

"Transaction, congratulations to the guest on the 26th, with a loss price of 800,000, the beautiful Erica was auctioned."

...

"Hey, Navy!"

After hearing Jinping call himself, Asuka took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and stuffed them into Jinping's hand.

"The old man didn't want this!"

As he spoke, Jinping pointed to Erika, who was being taken down, and asked.

"What are you filming them for?"

"Oh... There are shortcomings in the headquarters for trainee nurses and female clerks, and after my investigation, I found that the cost of recruiting female nurses and clerks is not as good as shooting slaves back.

First prostitute them for three years, then turn them into regulars, and when they work in the navy for a few years, they will definitely find a sailor to marry.

I also saved the slaves, and I solved the problem of the shortage of nurses and clerks in the headquarters and the high singleton rate of the marines, and even I saved a sum of money for the marshal of the warring states.

Of course... I paid all this money, and the marshal of the Warring States didn't give me a dime. ”

As he spoke, Asuka turned his head to look at the Navy Headquarters.

The stingy Warring States really didn't allocate a dime to themselves.

It's all up to you to take the initiative.

..。