Chapter 272: Asuka: We Are the Only Designated After-sales Service Center for JOKER (Part II)
In the afternoon, the sun was shining and the scenery was nice.
The view from the sea is good, as is the view of Fish-Man Island under the sea.
In the mermaid café in Coral Hill, Jinping, who had just finished his work, was slumped on the sofa, his eyes closed, ready to listen to Xia Li tell her about the results of her own divination.
...
Xia Li's fingers tightly pinched the cigarette stick, and she took two puffs with a slight force, letting the smoke go around her lungs, her lips opened slightly, and she looked up at the ceiling.
"Whew!"
After spitting the smoke into the air, Xia Li looked at Jinping who was tired and collapsed on the sofa opposite, and after pondering for a long time, she said softly.
"The results of the divination are out."
Seeing Jinping open his eyes and look at herself, Xia Li said the words that had been organized in her mind.
"I don't know what time it will be in the future, the market share of weapons that originally belonged to Doflamingo has been divided between the world government and the Four Emperors Kaido, and Doflamingo has completely become the middleman of the underground world.
He sells weapons made by the government and Kaido to the world through a certain port. ”
"Fish-Man Island hasn't changed much since this operation.
But Brother Jinping, your Sun Pirates, seems to have undergone a lot of changes, but the changes are also good, and Brother Jinping, you have also gained a lot of money. ”
"And the navy, they sold weapons to a country full of samurai... Got a lot of money..."
[A country full of samurai? 】
[A country full of samurai... Home...]
After Jinpei muttered in his heart for a while, he had some guesses about the country full of samurai, it should be the country of Wano where Kaido is entrenched now...
Isn't Kaido able to produce weapons and sea floor stones by himself???
What to sell there??
After thinking about it for a long time, Jinping didn't understand the cause and effect of the matter, and then he looked up at Xia Li and said in a deep voice.
"Xia Li, the old man will go first, and the old man may have to go to Chambord to have a look after a while."
"Whew!"
Xia Li looked at the back of Jinping leaving, and continued to spit out smoke, the future scene was a little unclear after all, and she saw that Fish-Man Island, the Sun Pirates, and the birds had all made a fortune...
Since someone has made a fortune, someone must have lost money... Who's that unlucky guy who lost money?
...
"Alas!"
After leaving the mermaid café, Jinping put his hands behind his back and sighed as he walked forward.
Money, this thing, he said that he was lacking, and he said that he was not lacking, but in fact he was not lacking.
Since he became the Seven Martial Seas, he has led the Sun Pirates to be stationed on Fish-Man Island for a long time, and he has not gone to the sea much to plunder, resulting in an annual income, which is very average.
And the tolls paid by pirates and merchant ships passing through Fish-Man Island were the king's from Neptune.
The group of fish people under his command are also real singles, there is no shop, there is no residence, and the consumption of human beings here cannot fall on himself and others.
If you think about it carefully, the way they have earned over the years is indeed a bit not too wide, although the money is enough to spend...
Thinking of this, Jinping suddenly remembered the guy Aladdin in his mind, that guy has been mixed with himself for more than 40 years, and now he is about to run 5, but he hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet.
To put it mildly, this is a dereliction of duty on my part as a captain.
"Alas!"
Thinking of this, Jinping shrugged his eyelids and sighed fiercely again.
This time he went to Chambord to meet the navy, and what touched him the most was that the guy actually wanted to find a wife for his sailors when he had nothing to do.
Even if [Asuka that guy] doesn't know so many school-age women, that guy catches pirates and shoots slaves, and he has to forcibly create opportunities if he doesn't have a chance.
Anyway, no matter what, he has to find a suitable wife for his subordinates.
Even the inglorious matter of the navy marrying pirates, all the consequences of being implicated by it, are borne by the guy himself.
This kind of boss... It really makes the subordinates yearn for it.
And when I stayed with these old brothers all these years, every day in addition to drinking, chatting, or fighting, it seems that I really haven't moved much to help them find a wife... After all, I'm a bachelor...
That's right, when I used to live on the sea where I couldn't stay, I didn't help them find a wife at that time, and I said that in the past, after all, there is no tomorrow today, and finding a wife is also delaying others.
But now it's settled!
Thinking of this, Jinping took a big stride and walked quickly to the station of his own pirate group.
When he arrived, Jinping suddenly found that Aladdin had actually returned from the New World with someone.
"Hahaha~"
Jinping walked up to Aladdin, patted his thick chest, and smiled.
"Aladdin, why did you come back so quickly this time? How's the catch? ”
Hearing this, Aladdin's expression darkened, and his tone was a little sad.
"Jinping, the harvest is okay, but I lost two companions, and two companions were disabled."
"Really!"
Hearing this, Jinping's face also became a little sad, but soon his face returned to its previous appearance.
[Pirates, from the day you go to sea, you have to be ready to die. 】
Then Jinping patted Aladdin on the shoulder and spoke.
"Those two missing bastards, I bought them back from the Chambord.
Aladdin, let the two disabled companions retire, and the old man will give them a sum of money, set up a shop for them, and let them stay here on Fish-Man Island in the future. ”
"Hmm!"
Aladdin nodded, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, he looked at Jinping in surprise and asked.
"Jinping, what are you doing in the Chambord Islands?"
"A navy who constantly spies on us came to me, so I went over and took a look."
Speaking of this, Jinping looked Aladdin up and down, and sighed while stroking his chin.
"Aladdin, how many years have you known me?"
"Shhh
Aladdin glanced at Jinping, looked up at the top of his head, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.
"If you count from the time you and I first met, it has been about 42 years."
Hearing this, Jinping's old face darkened.
42 years... This old brother has been a bachelor for 42 years...
When I went ashore this time, I happened to hear the sailors next to Asuka say that the sailors who had been with him for a year were all married under his arrangement.
My brother has been with me for 40 years...
Thinking of this, Jinping looked up at Aladdin and asked.
"Aladdin, do you like human women, or female mermaids, or female mermaids, or other races?"
After listening to Jinping's words, Aladdin looked at Jinping with a strange expression and asked rhetorically.
"Jinping, why are you suddenly asking me all this?"
Jinping looked at the stupid big man in front of him, and casually found a reason to perfunctory.
"As the captain of the Sun Pirates, I see that the old guys who followed me back then are a little old, and the new generation of fishmen are all following Hody...
Our Sun Pirates have begun to lose their lives, and for the sake of the last wishes of Big Brother Tiger and Princess Otohime, it is impossible for the old man to watch the Sun Pirates disappear into history like this...
We have to leave someone to tell our story, so the old man decided to start the internal loop, find you a wife, and then you have a few sons, and then tell them our adventure story, so that they can pass on our adventure story.
It's better for them to carry the banner of the Sun Pirates, after all, this is Big Brother Tiger's last wish. ”
As he spoke, Jinping patted Aladdin's shoulder vigorously and said solemnly.
"When I was dreaming last night, I suddenly dreamed of Big Brother Tiger, and Big Brother patted me on the head and said that he was quite dissatisfied with you, the current Vice Captain of the Sun Pirates.
Aladdin, you have lived up to Big Tiger's expectations. ”
Looking at Jinping's disappointed expression, Aladdin looked confused, what did he do???
He, Aladdin, has never lived up to Big Brother Tiger's expectations.
Thinking of this, Aladdin looked down at Jinping and asked with some confusion.
"Big Brother Tiger... What are the expectations for me??? ”
"Big Brother Tiger wants you to give birth to a new Sun Pirates, the old man gave you a rough calculation this morning, according to the size of our pirates, it will take about 30 births..."
After listening to Jinping's words, Allah looked at him with strange eyes and asked again.
"Jinping, what about you??"
"Me?"
Jinping stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, and when he saw Aladdin nodding, he immediately shook his head and said with some regret.
"Big Brother Tiger won't let his husband get married... He said, as long as one of you is not married, the old man is not worthy of marriage..."
As he spoke, Jinping patted Aladdin on the shoulder, and then crossed him to find another fishman, which was all the order of Big Brother Tiger.
If you don't get married, presumably Big Brother Tiger will not be stable in the Yellow Springs world.
It is said that there is a devil fruit on the sea called "Projection Fruit", which can present the image on the picture in a projection way.
After going ashore this time, I took a chance to ask the Navy to see who ate the Devil Fruit, and when the time came, I asked her to cast the image of Big Brother Tiger and then quietly look at this group of guys.
The effect should be surprisingly good.
Jinping clasped his hands to his chest, recalling the majestic eyes of the eldest brother when Big Brother Tiger took himself and others to wander on the sea.
Gee.
If they suddenly saw the image of Big Brother Tiger, they would be scared to death.
Smashing his mouth, Jinping took out a photo of Tiger from his arms and looked at it seriously.
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Two days later.
"Projection fruit?"
Asuka was smoking a cigar with his legs on the table, and then he looked at Jinping who was sitting across from him, puzzled.
"What are you looking for that garbage devil fruit for?"
"That Devil Fruit is rubbish?"
"Hmm!"
Asuka nodded heavily and said with an affirmative expression.
"It's a very rubbish Devil Fruit, and it can't do anything but project... Innocence in vain makes people have an extra weakness, in the past, the Navy Headquarters had the idea of collecting garbage Devil Fruits... Feed the fruits you collect to the mighty pirates...
And this projection fruit is one of those junk fruits..."
"And you know whereabouts?"
Hearing this, Asuka glanced up and down at Jinping and spoke.
"I know, there is a lot of attention to the devil fruit ability at sea, the fruit you are talking about, someone has already eaten it, I forgot who it is, I'll call and ask later."
As he spoke, Asuka sat up straight and looked at Jinpei on the other side and asked.
"Got it figured?"
"Hmm!"
Jinping nodded, then stared at the bird and said in a deep voice.
"What do you want to do?"
"Whew!"
Hearing this, Asuka stood up and looked at the new world, took a deep puff on his cigar, and said slowly.
"I started by setting up an after-sales service center to receive guys who want to complain about Joker.
If there are no complaints, then we will artificially create some complaints... That flamingo, I've been upset for a long time. ”
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ps: The day is over.
See you tomorrow, everyone.