PS: It's still that pit filling festival. (+1 more)

Gollum~

Asuka was hovering around the base when he suddenly heard a gurgling sound from his stomach.

Looking up at the moon hanging in mid-air, Asuka smashed his beak and went straight to the naval cafeteria.

At this time, the lights in the naval cafeteria had already been turned off, and the cooks locked the door and went back to sleep after cooking their last meal.

"Alas!"

Asuka looked at the dark cafeteria and sighed softly, it seemed that he needed to do it himself.

He actually still cooks some food, but he used a lot of [Beihai Style Girl Magazine] to change some recipes from the sea restaurant Bharati.

After a while of tinkering in the cafeteria, Asuka looked at the two freshly cooked dishes in front of him and nodded with satisfaction.

Big night, what else do you want.

After smelling the aroma of the food, Asuka dodged and returned to Colonel Shirley's door.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Squeak!

Looking at Shirley as she opened the door, Asuka smiled at her and spoke.

"Colonel Shirley, would you like to have a late-night snack together?

When I came to the door of your room just now, I saw that you were already dressed and about to go out.

In the evening, a sailor mentioned to me that you didn't eat at night, and I knew in my heart that you must be hungry.

So, I've cooked you a little more this time.

Although the craftsmanship is not as good as that of a chef, it is still no problem to barely eat. ”

Violet turned her head to look at the clock behind her.

It's a little bit... It's one o'clock in the morning...

Gollum~~

Before she could say anything, Violet's stomach answered for her.

"Alas!"

After sighing, Asuka squeezed into the room again, put two dishes and two bowls of rice on the table, greeted Colonel Shirley, and said softly.

"Colonel Shirley, come over and have some food together."

Seeing that Shirley was stunned at the door of the room and did not move, Asuka slowly took off the autumn water from his waist and put it on the table, muttering to himself.

"The old man once told me and Penn.

A sailor who does not eat with his commander must be an undercover agent.

For undercover agents, we can just slaughter and throw them into the sea. ”

Looking at the fierce light that flashed in the bird's eyes from time to time, Violate bit her lip vigorously until her lips turned white, and then she covered her stomach, slowly walked to the table, and sat down opposite the bird.

Gollum~

Asuka heard the sound of Shirley's stomach ringing again, and immediately took two mouthfuls of food and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and said to her.

"My cooking is not bad... Indemnification..."

Looking at the birds that were gulping down their meals, Violat looked down at the food on the table again, not having the slightest appetite.

"Eat!"

Listening to the sound of the birds coming from the other side, Violet raised her head and whispered.

"Not hungry..."

"Then what are you doing in the middle of the night? Exploring Navy Secrets? ”

"No, I'm going to the toilet..."

Hearing this, Asuka raised her head and looked around her room, then pointed to a small room next to her.

"Colonel Shirley, be a man... You can't open your eyes and tell nonsense, the room I arranged for you is the top room in the naval base of the Chambord Islands.

The room has its own toilet. ”

Violet raised her head and looked at the dark toilet not far away, and after the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, she continued to whisper.

"My stomach hurts."

"I heard it, I was already hungry and purring."

"It's not... It's the kind of..."

Speaking of this, Violatte's face was slightly red.

As a royal family, she has received a good education, and she can't say such vulgar words when others are eating, which will affect the other party's appetite.

And... With her physical fitness...

This stomach ache is inexplicable, and it feels like it started with drinking that bowl of inexplicable tonic.

Only then did Asuka raise his head and look carefully at Colonel Shirley on the other side.

Looking at it this way, he did find that Colonel Shirley's face was too pale, and he didn't even notice it just now.

After looking at it carefully for a while, Asuka put down the bowl in his hand, then supported his chin with both hands, looked at Shirley with a serious face, and spoke.

"Tell me about your symptoms."

"One Piece's ship doctor, Kurokas, but my best friend, I can ask him to consult you in the air."

After hearing what Asuka had said, Violat looked at him in surprise.

This guy... Actually close friends with One Piece's ship doctor?? Didn't the newspaper say some time ago that there was a peerless war between the two sides, and the dog's brain was all out?

He lied to himself, right?

It seems that when he gave himself tonics, he also mentioned the name of Kurokas.

Thinking of this, Violet closed her eyes and whispered.

"Headache, backache, hip pain, lower abdominal pain with a feeling of swelling, nausea, nervousness, pale face and cold sweats..."

After Colonel Shirley described her physical discomfort, Asuka couldn't help but pick her ears with her fingers, her eyes blinking frequently, and she looked at her speechlessly, puzzled.

"Colonel Shirley, you're not going to lie to me, are you?

You're a symptom... How do I feel like I'm dying? ”

Violet pursed her lips when she heard this, and then bent down in pain with her hands on her stomach.

"Shhh

After seeing that Colonel Shirley's expression was not like a disguise, Asuka immediately stopped hesitating, took out the phone bug directly from his arms, and dialed a number.

Purr, no, no...

Purr, no, no...

After ringing for a while, Asuka finally heard the sound of the phone being connected.

Pacha!

"Who?"

Hearing the familiar voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka directly picked up the microphone and spoke.

"Kurokas, I'm your best friend..."

After speaking, Asuka saw that the phone bug in his hand suddenly became silent, and then there was a sound of gritting teeth from the phone bug's mouth.

"Kiku... Cistern... Fly... Birds..."

"Well, old man, don't be angry, I have a sick number here that you need to treat."

"No diagnosis!

”

After hearing Kurokas's resolute rejection, Asuka looked up at the moon hanging in the sky and continued.

"All doctors have occupational diseases, so there is no camp for saving people."

"No diagnosis!

”

"Kurokas, you wait for Rab to become a kebab, the pets raised by the pirates have also been branded as pirates, Lao Tzu hunts whales, and it is not illegal at all."

Listening to the naked threat coming from the phone bug's mouth, Kurokas looked up at the moon in the sky, and he didn't know that he was wronged.

Damn.

In the middle of the night, he told himself that this old man would save people, and if he didn't save him, he would kill Rab...

You've been in contact with Rab for half a year, and you haven't cultivated any feelings?

Thinking of this, Kurokas rubbed his face vigorously, picked up the microphone, and asked.

"Talk about the symptoms, the old man will tell you first, I can't cure the terminal illness."

"It can't be a terminal illness, right??"

Asuka looked at Colonel Shirley's obviously abnormal body shape, and for a moment he was a little unsure whether she was terminally ill.

"What if it's terminally ill?"

Hearing this, Kurokas's face sank, and he reluctantly recalled the scene when Roger was terminally ill, closed his eyes in some pain, and said in a deep voice.

"If he doesn't have any special dreams to back him up, then you can just send him away... Ending his suffering early shouldn't be a bad thing for him. ”

"Oh~ let me kill her..."

Violet listened to the conversation between the two, and her expression suddenly became frightened.

I'm just having a stomachache... How did you become terminally ill?

Why is the terminal illness still incurable?

I can still treat it myself.

Thinking of this, Violet hurriedly told her symptoms to the phone bug.

Looking at the silent phone bug, Violet's heart also hung up.

One Piece's ship doctor has been treating for so long... It can't really be a terminal illness, right?

As time passed, Violet's mood also became depressed, she couldn't really have a terminal illness, right?

"Whew!"

At this moment, she suddenly heard a relieved exhalation from the phone bug's mouth, followed by an old voice from inside.

"The old man didn't have much research on gynecology, but fortunately, after the old man looked through the books, he roughly determined the symptoms of that lady."

Saying this, Kurokas smashed his mouth and said speechlessly.

"Little ghost, that woman just has menstrual cramps, don't make a fuss.

If you take her to the navy's infirmary tomorrow, the doctor there will naturally prescribe medicine for her.

Okay, the old man needs to sleep..."

"Wait..."

Listening to the sound of a bird coming from the phone bug's mouth again, Kurokas stared at the time on the clock with a pair of eyes.

It's half past one in the morning.

"Little ghost, it's half past one in the morning, do you want the old man to die suddenly?"

Hearing the voice of Kurokas's dissatisfaction coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka turned his head to look at Colonel Shirley, who had a pained face, and said with a serious face.

"Old man... You should know in your heart that there are not many doctors in the whole world who can compare to your medical skills.

You just help to the end. ”

The corners of Kurokas's mouth twitched twice, and he wanted to get angry... I feel like I'm almost something...

Well... It seems that there is almost strength...

Thinking of this, Kurokas looked down at the medical book in his hand and read it directly.

He doesn't know gynecology either, but the person who writes the book does, read it.

...

...

"Hmm~Hmm~"

"Hmm~Hmm~"

Violet struggled to raise her head and look at Colonel Asuka who was nodding his head from time to time in front of him, and at the old voice coming from the phone bug's mouth.

She really wants to curse people in her heart now.

Own menstrual leave... It's only been a week.

This quack.

Even if he is the ship doctor of One Piece, then he is a quack.

...

PS: Ladies and gentlemen, see you tomorrow.

In the new week, ask for counting tickets to fill the façade.