Chapter 309: I Admire Fat People
"Bastard Daddy..."
Olga tugged at her father's sleeve, pointed to the bird walking in front, and said unabashedly.
"People think that he is a villain, pure gold can buy the treasure of the whole world, and he wants to swallow this treasure alone, it is too greedy.
However, people are also greedy.
Those treasures belong to other people..."
Winter!
Asuka stretched out his finger and flicked Olga's brain.
This unlucky kid doesn't shy away from the parties at all.
Glancing at the grinning Olga, Asuka looked up at Mischina Assière, and spoke.
"I really don't know how you scientists have brains, you can actually get this thing out of pure gold, some time ago, I heard from the people in the headquarters that there is a mad scientist who removed his brain..."
"Alas!"
Assière sighed, reached out and stroked Olga's head dotingly, and whispered.
"There's no way around it.
Pure gold... It is something that should not be in the world, but I can't help it, Olga's illness can't be cured, and I can only rely on pure gold to suppress it.
As a result, Olga's mother was also killed by pirates because of pure gold. ”
"Huh?"
Olga pointed to her nose and looked at her father in surprise, puzzled.
"So I'm sick?"
"You're seriously ill!"
"You're seriously ill!"
...
Assière looked at the two who were arguing again, stretched out his fingers and rubbed his throbbing temples, these two guys had been arguing all the way.
"Olga, she actually has the South China Sea Emperor fever, which is an incurable disease."
Listening to Assière's dejected voice, Asuka took Olga by the neck, carried the little loli in front of him, and began to look up and down.
"Don't keep staring at people!"
Looking at Olga with his hands covering his chest, the corners of Asuka's mouth couldn't help twitching twice, and then he threw Olga on Assière and said slowly.
"Isn't it just an incurable disease... I know an old man who specializes in dealing with all kinds of terminal diseases, and I'll ask you. ”
As he spoke, Asuka took out the phone bug from his bosom and skillfully called Kurokas.
Purr, no, no...
Pacha...
"Is it Kurokas?"
"It's not."
"Kurokas, I have a terminally ill patient here, and I need your help to consult with you."
Hearing this, Kurokas breathed a sigh of relief in his chest and didn't come up and suffocated to death.
Then, I saw him pick up the microphone and roar at the bird.
"You know it's me, why do you ask that kind of nonsense?"
"I'm counting the words in the water!"
Syllable!
Kurokas slapped his forehead with his right hand, but did not speak, lest he let the tricks of the opposing navy succeed.
"I have a little guy here, she's terminally ill, that terminally ill, called... Call... Called..."
Asuka, who suddenly got stuck, turned his head to look at Assière next to him, and asked in a low voice.
"Assière, what is the name of your daughter's terminal illness?"
"The South Sea Emperor is hot."
"Oh~"
Asuka continued with a look on his face that he had just remembered.
"That terminal illness is called Nanhai Emperor fever, and it feels like a disease of wealth and nobility when you hear this name."
Hearing the words [South China Sea Emperor Fever], Kurokas closed his eyes directly and began to rummage through the names of those terminal diseases in his mind.
And then...
Bang!
Kurokas slapped his hand on the table, slapping the solid wood table directly into his face, and then he picked up the microphone and gritted his teeth.
"Little ghost, are you entertaining the elderly?"
"Is this a terminal illness?"
"Uh..."
Asuka listened to the old man's roar, then turned his head to look at Assi, who looked pained next to him, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.
"I guess..."
"It's a fart..."
Listening to the roar of Kurokas coming from the mouth of the telephone bug, Asuka plucked his ears and looked at Assière, who had come back to his senses, with a bewildered expression.
"[Nanhai Emperor Fever] has been researching special drugs for more than 100 years.
This thing is like a cold and fever, you can find a random clinic for an injection, don't use this kind of terminal illness to entertain the old man.
Every minute and every second of the elderly's time is precious. ”
Pacha!
Asuka looked at the hung up phone, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.
I seem to have been beaten by that old man... It's fierce...
This old thing looks like I'm thinking about Roger.
Thinking of this, Asuka lowered his head and rubbed Olga's head vigorously, gritting his teeth.
"Little ghost, you haven't worked in vain for more than 200 years, when you get out, I'll take you to get a needle."
"Don't..."
Scold!
Seeing Olga hiding behind her father, Asuka chuckled with his hands on his chest, and then he looked at Assière, whose face had completely soothed, and smiled.
"The South China Sea Emperor has a special medicine for this disease, and you don't need to let Olga wear a pure gold ring in the future to restrict her growth.
After all, a child who never grows up is easy to arouse suspicion. ”
"Hmm~"
Assière nodded, looking at Olga on his lap, his expression full of softness.
Isn't it better to die in the outside world than in this hellish place... Olga hasn't seen the outside world for two hundred years...
Looking at Assière, whose face was a little solemn, Asuka reached out and patted him on the shoulder, comforting.
"The [eternity] represented by pure gold is understood by everyone on the sea.
Immortal things do make the world crazy.
But you fathers and daughters don't need to worry too much.
If you really want to talk about it, the things that make people immortal are not only pure gold, and your father and daughter are actually not troublesome people.
As for me, I happen to know who this generation of ripe fruit ability is, and when the time comes, I will ask her to help your father and daughter ripen it.
When your father and daughter look like each other, you can play anywhere.
Until then, I'll find you a safe place to live in for a while and get used to the world in two hundred years. ”
As he spoke, Asuka took out the phone bug from his pocket again and skillfully dialed another number.
"Colonel Asuka!"
Listening to the sound of plowing from the phone worm's mouth, Asuka glanced at the father and daughter and said directly.
"Lipa, you help me make two identifications, father and daughter.
The birthplace of this father and daughter fills in the windmill village for me, and then you stuff some money for the head of the windmill village to draw a plot of land in the village.
By the way, I helped them forge a piece of evidence of their long-term life in Windmill Village. ”
"Yes!"
As soon as he hung up the phone, Asuka saw Olga, a little ghost, poking his head out from behind his father's leg to look at him, and said with a strange face.
"Young~"
"Why are you so nice to people and their bastard dad??"
"Nothing to be courteous is either stupid or bad."
As soon as she had finished speaking, Olga saw her body soar again, and then she saw the bird with its mouth wide open, as if it were about to eat herself.
"People..."
Winter!
Asuka knocked a chestnut on the head of this idiot little Lori, and said speechlessly.
"I'm the Navy... The words on the back of my cloak are called "Justice".
The opposite of justice is not evil, but a different form of justice.
I have always believed in fair justice.
Your father and daughter have found pure gold for me to live forever.
And I will provide shelter for the rest of your father and daughter.
That's fairness.
That's my justice.
It's not called nothing.
Why, just because I like eternal life and I like pure gold, do you want to tie up your father and daughter as laborers? ”
Speaking of this, Asuka tugged at Olga's ear and whispered.
"And... I admire fat people very much... Fat people are potential stocks..."
With that, Asuka gave Assia a thumbs up, gave him an affirmative look, and suggested.
"Assière, just be so fat, a fat body can not only perfectly hide your identity, but also make you more handsome."
"Really?"
Assière looked at the reflection of his handsome body in the stomach juice of Lord Lantern and couldn't help but start narcissism.
Handsome face.
Handsome big face plate.
...
"Hahahaha~"
"Hahahaha~"
Assière looked at the two guys who were clutching their stomachs and laughed wildly, and sighed softly in their hearts.
It seems that the fat man... It's not that likable.
The three of them just played all the way to the third stomach of the lanternfish.
"There's a research room with pure gold, right in the deepest part of this waste pit!
But there are a lot of mechanisms in there, and it may take some time to waste,"
Following Assière's fingers, Asuka looked up at the large ruins in front of him, shook his head, and spoke.
"It's too much trouble!"
As he spoke, Asuka pulled out the water from his waist, grasped the hilt of his sword with both hands, and swung it down vigorously directly below the ruin.
One Knife Stream, Small, Brahma Heaven!
Rumble!
A small tornado, composed of slashes, slammed directly into the bottom of the ruins, kicking up a large amount of smoke and dust.
Swish!
Putting the autumn water back into its scabbard, Asuka reached out and waved the dust up, then pointed to the hole that had been punched out by himself beneath the ruins, and continued.
"Let's go.
As for the mechanism inside or something, just dismantle it all the way. ”
Looking at Asuka with a very relaxed expression, Assière didn't understand what he was saying for a while, but he soon understood.
Grunt~
Looking at the birds that were violently demolished all the way, Assière swallowed with some difficulty.
"Hawkers, I don't like adventure activities, just forcibly dismantle it.
I don't have what it takes to solve the riddles left by you clever people. ”
As he spoke, Asuka unleashed another slash that smashed the mechanism in front of him to pieces.
...
When the three of them came to the research room, it was not long at all.
Probably... Ten points...
Pushing open the decaying wooden door in front of him and entering the research room, Asuka saw a transparent jar on the table in the room, and in that jar, soaked in a golden pebble, exuded a golden glow.
"Is this pure gold?"
Looking at the special container that Asuka was holding, Assière nodded with a complicated expression and said softly.
"It's pure gold."
...
ps: The day is over.
It's my birthday today, so I didn't add more, and I'll add it tomorrow.
Alas, I weighed myself in the morning and found out that I was actually 90 kilograms ...
I'm special... The mentality is broken...
I said why are you panting so much when you walk lately... Fat...