October 10, 1521 in the Haiyuan calendar.

At this time, there were still 2 days left before Smuji's birthday.

"It's a great feeling to shop!"

"Man, sure enough, he is the most handsome when he pays."

"Yes, pay!"

As he spoke, Asuka pulled out a wad of Bailey from his pocket and began to count it in the eyes of the female clerk full of money symbols.

When he had finished paying, he threw his share of the gift into the sky, and the other gift was placed in the hands of the sailors who followed behind him.

Bang!

After the sailor reached out to take the gift, he saw the bird suddenly slow down and come up, and asked in a low voice.

"You... Base Chief... Why did you give me the task of accompanying your wife shopping???

Is fishing that fun? ”

The sailor looked at Sister Jessica, who was shopping with her stomach in front of her, and remembered that some time ago, the captain of the Jonathan base took advantage of the eldest sister's absence to frantically update fishing gear...

Crazy...

Thinking of this, the sailor saluted the bird.

"Report to the Colonel!"

"Our Jonnathan base chief is too busy to accompany Madame..."

"Oh~"

Asuka snorted dryly, he was busy with business.

With so many base chiefs, probably only the G-8 is the most idle.

He felt that it was Jonathan guy, who said that in order to express his gratitude, he would repair the warship for free, and then he found that the cost of repairing the warship was a little unpredictable, and he regretted it.

But he was too embarrassed to open his mouth to ask for money.

So he stuffed his wife.

Syllable!

The bird snapped its fingers, and the soundproof wall quickly enveloped itself.

Then, he took out the phone bug from his arms and skillfully dialed a number.

No... No... No...

Pacha!

After the phone was connected, Asuka put the phone bug on his shoulder, and the receiver circled around his neck, and said in a lazy tone.

"Mosi, Moxi!"

"Oh?"

"What, have you finally set off for the New World??"

Listening to Smuge's voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka said as he looked at Jessica, who was picking something in front of him.

"Not really, I'm in the waters of the G-8 branch right now."

"The first half of the Great Voyage?"

"That's right!"

After saying that, Asuka saw the phone bug suddenly become silent.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

...

After feeding for a long time, he finally saw the phone bug's gaze looking at him, and at the same time, the voice of Smuji came from the phone bug's mouth.

"Asuka, I'm pretty sure now that you won't be here!"

"Trust me, see you at 0:00 in two days."

"Did you eat a Devil Fruit?"

"Not really!"

"Huh!"

Smuji sneered, put his legs on the table, and slumped into the sofa behind him, teasing.

"After those two days, I want you to show up directly in my room, and I'll be waiting for you in bed.

Of course, this is where you can come upfront. ”

"Wash??"

Smuji raised her eyebrows slightly, and then she nodded and said seriously.

"Wash it!"

Pacha!

Putting the phone bug that suddenly hung up back in his pocket, Asuka held his head in his hands and looked at the blue sky, feeling relieved.

I don't know if Smuji's [wash well] and the [wash well] I said are the same wash.

I guess so.

Thinking of this, Asuka snapped his fingers to remove the soundproof wall and chased after Jessica, who had walked away.

The gifts for these two days have to be carefully selected by her.

...

"Hey, why do you keep staring at this thing?"

Sensing that someone was shaking him, Asuka slowly moved his gaze away from the black silk and looked at the person who was shaking him next to him.

"Sister Jessica!"

Seeing that Asuka finally came to her senses, Jessica pointed to the black silk in front of him and wondered.

"Wouldn't it be rude to give someone a girl this thing?"

As she spoke, Jessica noticed that Asuka's eyes began to converge on her!

Bang!

Jessica lifted her foot and stepped on the instep of the bird's foot, her tone indignant.

"Although the old lady is already a woman, it is also rude for you to give the old lady this!"

"Shhh

Asuka glanced at Jessica, who was tired of shopping, and while inhaling the cool air, she rubbed her instep, jumped up to the female clerk on one leg, and asked in a low voice.

"Is there any one with the biggest number??"

Looking at the bird in front of her, who was not ugly-looking, the female clerk frowned slightly and hesitated.

"There are 500 pounds!"

500 pounds???

Asuka looked at the female clerk with a question mark on her face.

"Sa, that's it!"

Following the female clerk's finger, he saw a black silk with increased fat hanging on the wall.

It turns out that this 500 pounds, is it the weight that is being said?

Smuji certainly wasn't that heavy.

Thinking of this, Asuka pointed to Jessica, who was sitting there resting, and asked in a low voice.

"What kind of clothes is she wearing?"

The female clerk's eyes followed Asuka's fingers, and when she saw Jessica, who was in good shape, she half-squinted her eyes and calculated in her heart for a long time, and then took out a product from the counter and secretly put it in Asuka Pocket, and also lowered her voice.

"It's black, we have no green here, everything else... Little brother can try a few more... It's not very sturdy.

It's not uncommon for people to use up many pairs in one night. ”

Looking at the familiar look of the female clerk, Asuka silently took out the pair of socks from his pocket.

The quite seductive girl on the socks, as well as the three big "forbidden" words, are easy to make people think about it.

Asuka imagined the scene of Smuji dressed up.

Grunt!

After swallowing the foam, Asuka put his hand to his mouth and whispered in a low voice.

"That's good!"

"Not bad?"

"Hmm!"

Well?

Looking at Jessica, who came to him at some point, Asuka slapped his socks on the table with a determined face, stretched out his hand to point at Jessica, and spoke.

"I want a large model, the kind with legs of 3.5 meters long, not the one she wears."

Belch~~

The female clerk looked at Asuka with wide eyes and a question mark on her face.

Then the female clerk looked at Jessica's thigh, which was more than a meter long.

3.5 meters of socks, can almost put her whole body in, right?

Forgive her for the lack of imagination.

However, the customer is God... After she took the 3.5-meter socks, the female clerk rubbed her fingers at Asuka and whispered.

"The little brother can pay an extra 1000 Bailey... There were surprises..."

Looking at the glint in the female clerk's eyes, Asuka silently took out another 1,000 Bailey from his bag.

He loves surprises.

...

Today I spent the whole day shopping.

There are 17 hours left until Smuji's birthday.

...

Meanwhile.

G-8 Base Infirmary.

Asuka had a note in his hand and knocked on the door of the only intern in the infirmary.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Come in!"

Squeak.

Asuka gently turned the doorknob and pushed the door and walked in.

Looking at the young purple-haired doctor in front of him, Asuka handed over the note in his hand and spoke.

"Chief of the Corbatto Medical Officer, I'm Colonel Asuka of the headquarters, I'm here to get something!"

"Uh, hello!"

"You may be seated!"

As he spoke, Kobato took the note from Asuka and opened it to look at it.

Rise!

Dr. Cobato's face turned red instantly, and she stammered as she looked at the picture on the note.

"Too... Too... It's rude..."

"You... You... I... I'm a pediatrician..."

Bang!

Asuka propped his hands on the table and looked at Dr. Cobato condescendingly, his tone a little helpless.

"Who would have thought that you would be an intern doctor in the whole hospital, and your teachers have been attending seminars for the last two days.

Except for you, the doctor, no other nurse is allowed to enter that place.

So, excuse me. ”

Looking at Asuka with a sincere face, Kobato touched his hot cheeks and pursed his lips.

"That's... That... Then I'll look for it..."

After saying that, Cobato quickly stood up, opened the door and ran outside.

Is there really such a large inventory of the infirmary in the base?

It can't be that the navy deliberately exaggerated the size, right?

But... Kebato remembered that the navy was about three meters tall, and immediately shook his head again.

In terms of height ratio, it may not be an exaggeration!

...

"Hey, is pregnancy really that painful?"

"I'm not pregnant, how do I know!

However, looking at the pregnant people contacted by our infirmary, you can probably understand that pregnancy is definitely not a good thing for us girls. ”

Sitting in Dr. Cobato's office, Asuka with an unlit cigar in his beak, listened to the group of nurses next door gossip about the inside of the hospital.

[Up to who is not good, down to who is single, anyway, there is no fixed theme, what comes to mind and what to talk about. 】

The two little nurses glanced at the bird who was leaning on the sofa and resting with their eyes closed, lowered their voices and continued to whisper.

"It is said that pregnant women are prone to constipation, but I found that Mrs. Jessica does not have this symptom."

"Idiot, didn't Mrs. Jessica go to the main department for nursing in the early stages of pregnancy?

Maybe this is a research by a doctor in the headquarters, and it hasn't had time to promote it to the sea. ”

"Oh, that's right, after all, the medical skills of the doctors in this department are not comparable to those of a small place like ours."

Speaking of this, the little nurse took advantage of the fact that the little nurse opposite was not paying attention, put the folder in her hand under her armpit, crossed her fingers with her fingers, and then put her two index fingers together and slowly detoured behind the little nurse opposite.

"Shhh

Looking at the exciting picture that was about to happen, Asuka didn't dare to gasp, he bit his cigar with his teeth, and watched the little nurse detour behind the other party without blinking, and slowly squatted down.

After Asuka saw the other party's gesture, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief and said to himself.

"Wood... Leaf... Hide... Secret... Transmit... Body... Technique... Profound... Righteousness..."

"Thousand... Year... Kill.."

Oh!

This voice scared the birds.

He looked at the little nurse who was rubbing her ass and running around the infirmary, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.

This G-8 branch... There's something...

"Bastard, what are you doing?"

The little nurse who had been [killed] turned her head to look at her companion who had just poked her, her face dark.

"Sa!"

Another little nurse stepped forward, patted her on the shoulder, and explained.

"Don't care about these details, I just want to try, do you have sphincter relaxation!"

"Bastard, why don't you try it yourself..."

"I'm not afraid of pain..."

"What kind of crooked reasoning are you, am I not afraid??"

"Alas~alas~

Don't be angry, I'll tell you a little secret, you are not allowed to tell anyone else! ”

Looking at the mysterious expression on the little nurse's face, Asuka pricked up his ears and began to steal his voice.

"I'll tell you... When Mrs. Jessica came to check it out today... Madame is not afraid..."

When Dr. Cobato pushed open the door and entered, he saw the two gossipy nurses and a flat-faced navy, sitting in the infirmary in a daze.

Syllable!

Listening to the nurse's conversation, Dr. Cobato reached out and patted himself on the head, then walked quickly to Asuka and handed over the rubber tools she had found, whispering.

"Colonel, that's all!"

"Thanks!"

With these things in his pocket, Asuka picked up a pen on the table, and with a flick of his fingers, the pen was erected on the floor.

When passing by the suspected [Hokage World] traverser, Asuka clasped his hands to his chest, quietly stretched out an index finger to the ceiling, and said silently in his heart.

"Finger Gun Turret!"

Rumble!

A ball of air cannon came out of the bird's finger and hit the ceiling, and suddenly the infirmary began to shake slightly.

Looking at the shaking ground and the two little nurses with blank faces, Asuka rubbed his chin and said with a serious face.

"It looks like there's an earthquake, do you want to squat down??

After all, the house collapsed, and the first person to be stoned to death was a tall one!

”

"Thanks... Thank you..."

"You're welcome!"

When the bird opened the door and went out, he heard a terrible wail behind him.

"Ah~"

Turning his head to look at the infirmary behind him, Asuka smashed his mouth and sighed.

"What a plastic sisterhood, help you get revenge!"

[Congratulations to the host for completing the dream of Mehlis counter-killing and obtaining 3 dream points.] 】

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PS: There is still it at night.