Chapter 342: Scum
Looking up at the birds bouncing back and forth in the sky, Baird stroked his chin and began to think in his mind.
This skill doesn't look like it's a Devil Fruit skill.
Two years ago, he had met a man named Bellamy, who could jump around on rooftops, but he couldn't jump in the air.
Forget it, why are you worried about this?
Thinking of this, Baird looked up at the bird and said in a deep voice.
"I don't like to look up and talk to others."
As he spoke, Baird held out two fingers and pointed at the bird, "Give me down!" ”
Two black spikes flew towards Asuka's shoulders.
Clang! Clang!
The imaginary wail of the navy did not come, but two crisp sounds.
"Boss, you don't seem to have broken his defenses..."
Hearing his little brother's voice in his ears, Baird turned his head to look at his little brother and said with a smile.
"It is not allowed to draw conclusions before the boss has reached a conclusion, this is disrespectful to the boss, and the person who does not respect the boss is not the boss's person."
After speaking, he flicked his fingers, and a small black thorn instantly pierced the little brother's heart.
Without even looking at the little brother who fell to the ground, he turned his head to look at the bird that had fallen to the ground, and after looking at the holes in his coat, Baird said with a solemn face.
"This skill of yours, I saw it when I broke through the naval base before!
It was the hardest battle I'd ever fought since my debut, and my spikes couldn't pierce the Colonel's defenses at that naval base to do him any damage.
At last... We relied on our numbers to consume him alive there. ”
At this point, the corners of Baird's mouth smiled again, and he stretched out his hand to point at the bird and spoke.
"It's called Iron, right?
Pumping strength into the body can give people the hardness of an iron block.
It's a great move, but the fly in the ointment is that this skill can only make people a target. ”
"Whew!"
Asuka spat out a smoke ring at the guy in front of him, and then he mentally counted the pirates surrounding him, and said casually.
"I do know how to do that skill.
But have you ever thought that maybe your attack power is too weak to pierce my skin? ”
"Impossible!"
Baird shook his head frantically and said with disdain.
"My attack power is very strong, this is a mother's doubt, you guy don't need to fight psychological warfare with me, it's useless."
Bang!
At this moment, a bright red buckshot appeared in Baird's sight.
Shh
Looking at the bright red lead bullet fired from the muzzle of the navy on the opposite side, Baird sighed with disdain in his heart.
Buckshot and this kind of thing... For a powerhouse of his level, it was completely useless.
His body could hard-connect a cannon, let alone a gadget like buckshot.
Thinking of this, Baird moved his neck and opened his mouth to bite the buckshot.
He wants to show the Navy what despair is.
Rumble!
An earth-shattering explosion was heard.
At the moment of that explosion, the pirates in the nearby neighborhood suddenly felt a mournful roar from the ground under their feet, and then a small earthquake occurred.
The people, houses, trees, and everything within a 500-meter radius of Baird evaporated in the heat... Wrong... Vaporized...
Nothing was left.
Asuka blew out the smoke from the muzzle of the gun, looked at the three red buckshot bullets left in the magazine, and muttered to himself.
"Your Majesty's Seven Martial Seas - Klockdahl can't even withstand Lao Tzu's shot, which onion on the ground are you, and you dare to take this thing with your mouth!"
Looking at the rising mushroom cloud in front of him, and listening to the sound of self-talk coming from the bird's mouth, Pence poked the sailor beside him with his elbow and asked in a low voice.
"The colonel is so strong, why didn't you just cut him?
Although this gun is very powerful, compared to that ordinary knife, it is still too wasteful to use such a powerful weapon here, right? ”
The sailor glanced up at the mushroom cloud with red sparks, then tilted his head to Pence's ear and explained in a low voice.
"There's a reason for this!"
Seeing Pence's puzzled expression, the sailor flickered the flintlock pistol behind his back, wrapped one hand around Pence's shoulder, and half-covered his mouth with the other, and continued.
"It is said that a very high-level armed color domineering can break the ability of some Devil Fruits covering the body.
In the past, when Colonel Asuka was not so domineering, the colonel was at the naval headquarters and inadvertently touched Colonel Ain's ass.
Don't look at Principal Ain's good looks, he looks very weak on the outside, but Colonel Ain has a super big temper! ”
After glancing up at Asuka who was still sighing there, the sailor lowered his voice a little more.
"I'll tell you, don't tell anyone else, the colonel will kill me when the time comes."
After receiving Pence's affirmative answer, the sailor swallowed and continued.
"At that time, after the Colonel touched Colonel Ain's ass, he was directly made twelve years younger by Colonel Ain's ability to use the Devil Fruit.
Coincidentally, Colonel Asuka twelve years ago was a super weak chicken.
Twelve years after Colonel Asuka's age regressed, Colonel Aine found out that [Our Colonel] was actually a super weak chicken, and she was not polite, she rode directly on Colonel Asuka and beat [Our Colonel] on the ground.
Since then, the Colonel has been able to fight from afar if he can, not close if he can, and sneak attack if he can. ”
Hearing this, Pence also has a deeper understanding of those legendary devil fruits, didn't he expect that a strong person like Colonel Asuka would be recruited?
What are the bug-level capabilities?
Merely...
Burns looked at the birds with a straight face, remembered the [Amorous Girl Magazine] in his room, and couldn't help but mutter.
"Colonel Asuka, it must have been intentional at the time, right?
After all, I heard that there are not many female navies in the Navy Headquarters, and good-looking female navies are even rarer, so you colonels take the opportunity to take advantage of them..."
"No!"
The sailor next to him shook his head, remembering Colonel Ain's appearance in his mind, and couldn't help but sigh a little.
"Colonel Asuka was really unintentional at the time.
On that day, Lieutenant General Gumir dragged the colonel to training, and then peeked at someone else taking a bath on the way, and then the two were dried on a clothes pole all morning.
As soon as Colonel Asuka came down from the coat pole, he felt that he had become a much more virtuous person.
It is said that it was affected by the washing fruit of Lieutenant General Tsuru.
In order not to be affected by the Devil Fruit's ability, it is said that Colonel Asuka also went to consult Lieutenant General Gumir at that time.
After all, according to internal rumors in the Navy, Vice Admiral Gumir has been hanging for decades.
Later, Lieutenant General Gumir gave the colonel a trick to do "that", and when he was done, he could break the influence of the devil fruit in his heart.
Then the colonel believed.
Then the colonel randomly selected a person at the headquarters of the Navy.
Then the colonel got his hands dirty.
Then, the colonel didn't expect the girl to be a little prickly.
Then, the colonel was beaten. ”
With that, the sailor winked at Pence with a "you should understand" expression.
At this point, Pence did understand.
I didn't expect the Navy there ... There are so many powerful Devil Fruits...
Influencing the minds of others... Forcibly regressing someone else's age... Natural disasters with the ability to destroy the country...
Syllable!
Just as the two of them were thinking about each other, they felt their shoulders suddenly sink, and they both turned their heads to look behind them at the same time.
Seeing Colonel Asuka looking at him with a smile on his face, the two of them couldn't help but swallow several pieces of saliva.
Gollum ~ Gollum ~
The sailor stammered and greeted the bird.
"On... Above... Above... Captain! ”
Asuka turned to look at the man and said slowly.
"Colonel Aine is really moist there, and it feels good."
"On... Above... Above... Captain! ”
Asuka turned his head again and looked at the stammering Burns with an affirmative expression.
"I was really beaten badly, and even when Aine was leaving, she saw me as a cute little Shota and touched me by the way..."
"Colonel, we're going to catch pirates, too!"
Before Asuka could finish speaking, Pence and the sailor glanced at each other and quickly broke free from Asuka's shoulder.
They could feel that they were not fit to listen to this secret anymore.
If he had learned the secret now, the Colonel would have been lying on the deck pretending to be blind if he fell into the sea one day.
Looking at the two who had run away, Asuka commanded to the dozens of sailors around him who were guarding him.
"The main cadres of the pirates were all killed by me just now, so you should also go after those pirates who ran away, pay attention to safety."
"Yes!"
Seeing that the people around him were gone, the bird stepped lightly on the ground with his right foot, and came to the sky with the moon step.
Immediately, the domineering spirit of seeing and hearing spread to the entire island again.
After surveying all the pirate ships along the coastline, Asuka ran towards it with the moon step.
...
En route.
He looked down at the dilapidated scene in the town, and after thinking for a while, he still took out the phone bug from his bosom and skillfully dialed a number.
No... No... No...
Pacha...
Seeing that the phone bug's face gradually changed to Betty's, Asuka reached out and rubbed his face, and smiled.
"Betty, long time no see."
"Young, it's really embarrassing for Asuka-sama, do you think of the little girl Betty who is far away in the sky again?"
"Uh..."
Listening to Betty's weird voice in the phone bug's mouth, Asuka looked up at Xihai and said helplessly.
"Didn't I get a mission to the West Sea..."
"That's it!"
At this time, the phone bug's face suddenly became serious.
A moment later.
I saw Betty's voice coming from the phone bug's mouth again.
"Scum, if you have something, hurry up, the old lady is still here to encourage the civilians."
"Oh, it's not a big deal!"
As he spoke, Asuka stepped on the air with his left foot, and the whole person flew higher, so as not to be heard from the conversation.
"It's that I recently took over a mission in the North Sea, from the Kingdom of Serrano.
This kingdom is now shattered, the people in the country are disheartened, the old king is just like that, not a good person, it is said that the queen here is a good person, I feel that you can try to understand, and when the time comes, you can support the queen as the king of the member country.
After all, you can't always go after the non-governmental member countries. ”
Hearing this, Betty rubbed her temples, then leaned against the wall and questioned.
"The old lady doesn't believe in pie falling from the sky, although you gave me this pie.
State your purpose. ”
"Well, there's no purpose, there are three islands in the Kingdom of Serrano, except for the island in the royal city, the other two islands have been destroyed.
Now that the Kingdom of Serrano has lost too many people, their king is simply unable to organize a large-scale royal army, and as long as we leave here, their kingdom will definitely be occupied by pirates again.
So, the navy intends to set up a base here, and then the king will buy civilians from overseas, and your revolutionary army will be able to take advantage of the opportunity to insert people in there.
Moreover, isn't your revolutionary army worried that there is nowhere to start in Beihai?
Here, you revolutionary army should just come here and garrison the troops. ”
“......”
Betty looked up at the sun in the sky speechlessly, and although the sun was dazzling, she wore sunglasses.
After looking at the big fireball for a while, Betty felt her mood become restless, and she picked up the microphone and said angrily.
"Asukai, you scumbag, not only did you sleep with my mother, but you also want to kill my mother now.
Where did you go when you tried everything to stuff "that force" into the old lady's mouth?
Do you have a rusty brain? Won't work?
There are garrisons stationed on islands, mountains, plains, and no man's land, and I have never seen them stationed in the encirclement, do you want the revolutionary army to come in and send them to death?
What's the matter, I'm sending hostages to your navy? ”
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ps: The day is over.