Chapter 165: Drunken Maniac
Lin Xiao kicked the door open, but the two people in the room were startled, obviously neither of them thought that Lin Xiao would do this, the little girl looked like I was scared, and the sloppy uncle's eyes full of appeared two fine lights, it seemed that as long as Lin Xiao had any changes here, he would take action to teach Lin Xiao a good lesson, but seeing that Lin Xiao didn't seem to intend to turn his face after entering the house, the originally sharp gaze slowly returned to his usual groginess.
"Boy! Why! Do you obediently get out by yourself or let Lao Tzu throw you out!" Although his gaze changed to the drunken appearance just now, his tone was a little sharper.
"Hmph!" Lin Xiao didn't answer, he snorted lightly, but there was an extra glass bottle in his hand! The bottle was not big, a bit similar to the bottle of the second pot head of the earth flat bottle, but when he got it in his hand, Lin Xiao didn't hesitate, he reached out and directly threw the bottle on the ground!
"Smack!" A crisp sound came out, but it made the room quiet, whether it was the little girl or the sloppy uncle, they all looked at Lin Xiao with an unexpected face, as if they were stunned by Lin Xiao, especially the uncle, the expression on his face was obviously stagnant, and then there was a faint anger!
"Boy, what are you ......" The sloppy uncle originally wanted to say, "What are you going to do", but he couldn't say it just halfway through, it wasn't that he found out what Lin Xiao had done again, but that he smelled a wine aroma that was richer than he had asked in the past, I don't know how many times!
"It's so fragrant, uh-huh, it's, it's....hmm!oops, this, this, kid, you...." The sloppy uncle, who was originally gloomy, sniffed his nose hard, and then like a fly that found poop, flapped his wings and immediately lay on the ground and sniffed violently, looking at the posture, it seemed that if it weren't for the bottle of wine, plus because the glass bottle was broken all over the ground, it is estimated that he would have stuck out his tongue and started to lick the wine on the ground, but even so, he kept lying on the ground and sniffing it fiercely, and did not forget to point at Lin Xiao, looking like an old landlord glaring at the son of a loser, Lin Xiao was very unhappy to see, but he was secretly proud in his heart, and said in his heart, Didn't you dragNow it's not still lying on the ground like a dog!
Finally, the sloppy uncle couldn't bear the torture of this rich aroma of wine but couldn't drink it at all, and jumped up directly from the ground and grabbed Lin Xiao's collar: "Stinky boy, hurry up, hand over the wine!"
However, Lin Xiao didn't show any surprise or dissatisfaction with the other party's performance, and he didn't even dodge, so he let the other party grab his collar: "What are you doing?
"That's right! It's robbery, you'd better get acquainted with each other, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!" When he said this, the uncle still had a hideous face, and his red eyes seemed to tell others that if he dared to disobey his intentions at this time, the consequences would be absolutely miserable!
However, Lin Xiao didn't care at all, instead glanced at the other party lightly and said coldly: "You're welcome, believe me or not, this kind of wine is all poured into the pit of your academy, so that you can smell the aroma of wine every day, but you can't drink it!"
"You!" As soon as he heard Lin Xiao's words, the sloppy uncle's face immediately became ugly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You kid won't be like this, right?"
"You try!" Lin Xiao looked back unceremoniously before speaking.
"You... Hehe, little brother, you won't, I know you won't!" gritted his teeth at Lin Xiao, and in the end, he didn't seem to let out that anger, on the contrary, his originally aggressive momentum softened, and the next second he actually showed a very flattering smile.
"Don't call me little brother, I'm not familiar with you!" Lin Xiao unceremoniously slapped the other party's hand away from his collar, and then said very disdainfully.
"Don't, once you are born and twice cooked, besides, little brother, aren't you going to enter the academy? In this way, you don't have to take the test to make my decision, and you can pass it directly with a full score!"
"Oh, but it seems that someone just now said that someone was going to throw me out, I thought it would be impossible to pass this time!" Lin Xiao deliberately found fault.
"Who, who said that you want to throw your brother out, you tell me, see that I don't pick his skin! Hehe, brother, don't worry, as long as the old brother is here, you will walk sideways in the future Opixiu Academy, and there is the old brother to ensure that no one dares to offend you!"
"So, I passed the test!" Lin Xiao pursed his lips with the corner of his eye, and the other party said very disdainfully.
"It's over, brother, you're amazingly talented, it's our honor to be able to join our Opixiu Academy, how could it be, that...."
Lin Xiao didn't bother to talk nonsense with the other party, stretched out his hand and a bottle that was exactly the same as just now appeared in his hand, and threw it directly into the air, and the sloppy uncle immediately turned into a German shepherd and jumped up and grabbed the wine bottle, and then directly reached out and grabbed the mouth of the bottle and broke it hard! The mouth of the glass bottle was broken in response, and the thick expression that seemed to provoke a flattering smile suddenly froze, and he carefully sucked the sharp cut of the glass bottle mouth against his lips, and most of the bottle of wine had already entered the mouth, and the congealed expression seemed to melt with the wine flowing into the mouth.
"Ha!" A mouthful of wine spurted out, this guy took a few steps back, sat on the only chair in the room, squinted his eyes, and put the wine bottle to his mouth again with a high expression after smoking a big cigarette, and raised his head, and the remaining half of the bottle also flowed into his mouth, and then this guy seemed to be really high, squinting his eyes and lying on the chair with his mouth closed, as if he was afraid that his mouth would open and the wine would slip away.
After waiting like this for five minutes, this guy finally opened his mouth again and spewed out a mouthful of wine, like that, Lin Xiao wondered if he had any special white powder in this wine?
"Enough is enough, if you are enough, hurry up and arrange the admission procedures for me, I want two copies, she and I are together!" Lin Xiao said impatiently after pointing to Renee next to him.
"Yes, I'm sorry! and me....", the little girl said weakly beside her!
Lin Xiao glanced at the little girl who was looking at him with an expectant expression on his face at this time, and said helplessly, "Then there are three places!"
didn't pay attention to Lin Xiao's words, but poured the empty wine bottle on his mouth hard, and after confirming that there was no last drop of wine left, he raised his head and looked at Lin Xiao with a regretful face: "What did you say?"
"Hey, if you finish drinking Lao Tzu, do you want to admit it?" As soon as he heard this, Lin Xiao immediately stopped doing it, and said with a dark face at the moment,
"Don't, don't, don't! Little brother, don't be angry, isn't it just the admission quota, it's easy to say! It's just that this wine is a little small, and I didn't taste it just now, or you are taking ten catties out and let me taste it..."
"Ten catties? You won't be afraid of getting drunk to death!" Lin Xiao immediately became angry when he heard the other party's words, although this kind of thing is not a precious thing for him at all, even if he asks him to take out a few thousand, it will not be a problem, but no matter how much wine this wine is, it is his own, so why give it to the other party!
"Hehe, if you can drink this kind of wine, it's a good thing to get drunk! Oops! The entrance is silky, spicy but not prickly, and the mouth is fragrant! Good wine, good wine!" didn't seem to hear Lin Xiao's sarcasm, this guy actually began to reminisce.
"Do you know what it means to make good wine?" Lin Xiao pursed his lips disdainfully, this is the most ordinary kind of liquor in Lin Xiao's hand, it is a kind of failure after Lin Xiao experimented with various foods to make wine, of course, this failure is only relative, but for people in this world, they have never smelled the elixir and jade liquid!
"Hmm, brother, what do you mean by that! Do you have a better wine than this wine?" This guy looks like a drunkard, but his ears are surprisingly good, and after hearing Lin Xiao's words, he immediately stared at Lin Xiao with wide eyes, and his eager gaze was like an old ** who had been abstinent for a thousand years had met an old ** who had been guarding his cleanliness for ten thousand years, both shocked and greedy!
"No!" Lin Xiao said directly without thinking about it, joking that the wine in his hand was like a cow chewing a peony to drink to this kind of old hat who had never even seen the second pot head, it was simply a tyrannical thing, if it weren't for the fact that the industrial alcohol hadn't come out, Lin Xiao wouldn't want to give him this kind of inferior liquor.
However, when he heard Lin Xiao say no, the other party was not too disappointed, on the contrary, he took it for granted and seemed that it was normal not to have it!
"Brother, let's not talk nonsense, the price is ten **! Twenty catties of the kind of wine just now, the three of you interviewed to enter the Olympian Academy, not only that, but you will be my drunken maniac's brother in the future, and I will cover you in the academy in the future?"
Lin Xiao scoffed at this, pursed his lips and said: "Lao Tzu doesn't need you to cover it yet! Didn't you say ten catties just now? Why did it double in this moment, do you think that the wine is boiled water? How much do you want!"
Although it is as much as it wants, Lin Xiao will not be stupid enough to tell the other party, what is the meaning of rare and expensive!
"Didn't you just say that you were the only one, and now you want three people to pass together, and I should ask for thirty pounds for ten pounds per person!"
"If you want to drink, you want to go crazy, right? It's still thirty pounds, and it's not ten pounds, three people have passed the interview, one pound of wine per person, and there are no more than one or two!" Lin Xiao said unceremoniously (to be continued. )