Chapter 356: Stopping the War with Battle? Vulgar!
Today's battlefield is very quiet.
Whether it's the armies of the four countries, or the armies of the member states, or the armies of Jerma... Except for the pirates who carried the flag of the Don Quixote family, there was not a single one on the battlefield.
"Hey, hey."
One of the pirates, looking at the empty battlefield, couldn't help but speak.
"Why isn't there anyone on the battlefield here but us?"
"Is it possible, you say, that the people of those kingdoms were all poisoned by food at the same time and could not get out of the camp?"
This group of pirates turned their heads to look at the person they just said at the same time, this guy is such an idiot, what kind of toxin can poison so many people at the same time, and this is still two camps...
Now, besides us and Jerma, is there a third party involved?
Thinking of this, a leading pirate looked around at the group of restless guys behind him and said in a deep voice.
"Okay, let's go back today, leave two people here to watch, and if they fight, we'll come back."
"What if they don't fight?"
Glaring at the idiot who actually refuted himself, the leader was not angry.
"We're arms dealers, we won't have anything to eat if they don't fight, we'll starve to death if we don't eat, and if we starve to death, Master Joker will abandon our loyal men.
So, so that the adults don't give up on us..."
Speaking of this, he turned his head to look in the direction of Dressrosa in the new world, and after a moment of silence, he said slowly.
"In order not to let the adults give up on us, we must show our worth, and our value is to sell weapons to war-torn countries...
If there is no war, we will create war..."
Alas!
With a sigh, the guy turned around and left.
It's all about money, isn't that more money with joker?
When joker doesn't let Lao Tzu make money, Lao Tzu doesn't care which green onion he is, and I'm not a diehard fan of your joker, damn flamingo, and laughing really crazy.
"咈咈~"
Listening to his boss's signature smile coming out of his mouth again, the group of little brothers behind him glanced at each other and silently lowered their heads.
I don't know when my boss has become Joker's fan brother.
Alas!
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Alas!
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The same sigh occurred in the place where the representatives of the Four Nations Camp were meeting.
McCain crossed his arms in front of his chest and looked at the representatives of the two countries in front of him with a smile on his face.
"You two dogs have a very dark heart, and you actually sold all the weapons and equipment and food supplies in your camp.
If you put wealth in front of state affairs, people like you should be tied to a fishing line and thrown into the sea to catch crabs."
The two men glanced at McCain, but didn't answer him.
Sure enough, it happened to me, and it suddenly felt different.
"Alright, alright!"
At this moment, the representative of the other country stood up, and he pressed his hand against the three men, acting as a mediator.
"We're all working for the king, and now it's a mess... What do we do next?"
"What to do?
I have reported what happened here, and I will tell you what to do when the king gives me orders."
With that, McCain stood up and walked out the door.
These dogs have been running him for days, and now we're all suspects in arms trafficking.
Gee!
Wait for death, there is no help!
Looking at McCain, who was leaving, and after the representatives of the remaining three countries glanced at each other, one of them gritted his teeth and said.
"Buy some more from Joker
... You can't let a soldier go into battle with a wooden stick..."
"Actually... It's not impossible to play with a wooden stick..."
Kindness?
Kindness?
The representatives of the other two countries turned their heads to look at the person he had just mentioned, looking puzzled.
"When I came, I heard that it seems that a miniature island flew out of King Serrano's camp yesterday... Let's take a look at the situation in our four countries.
I suspect the Kingdom of Serrano... They... They don't have weapons, they don't have any ammunition..."
Hearing this, the representatives of the other two countries nodded and whispered.
"Then send some people tonight to test it... It's not that a stick of wood can't kill..."
...
At this time.
The king of Serrano, looking at the battle report in his hand, had a gloomy look on his face.
Damn.
That guy who stole weapons, how can I not distinguish between the enemy and me...
Two days ago, I saw him stealing Shikoku's weapons, and I thought that person was a friendly soldier, but today the weapons in his camp are directly gone.
The king rubbed his head with a headache.
What to do with the next war? Although the remaining four countries are also left with weapons... But no weapons don't mean no threat...
Thinking of this, the king looked sideways at the guard beside him and asked.
"What about the Colonel?"
"Repay the King!"
The guard knelt on one knee and spoke.
"According to Minister Saka's message, the Admiral should be sleeping right now..."
The king glanced up at the great sun in the sky, and after his cheeks twitched twice, his tone was a little gloomy.
"Damn, what race is he, why does he have to be at night to have time.
Damn, normal people, who don't sleep at night..."
Listening to the sound of his own king scolding, the guard lowered his head again.
Although he didn't understand why the other party only had time to see the king in the early morning, but people are strong, and the strong have privileges, although the navy used his privilege to sleep during the day...
"Whew!"
King Serrano cursed for a long time, then exhaled heavily, and then he looked up at the guards and continued to ask.
"Minister Saka, what are you doing now?"
"Uh..."
Seeing that the guards were a little distracted, the king waved his hand impatiently and said in a deep voice.
"Say!"
"Minister Saka, I think I'm sitting on a hunger strike right now in front of Colonel Asuka..."
...
Hunger strike??
Princess Yin Ma looked at Minister Saka, who was a little weak in front of her, and said with a puzzled expression.
"What are you on hunger strike for?"
Saka slowly raised his head to look at where Asuka lived, and after sticking out his tongue and licking his dry lips, his tone was a little weak.
"Wait until Colonel Asuka sees me!"
Oh no!
Yin Ma took a step back, and then she shrugged her eyelids and looked at the idiot minister in front of her.
You would actually expect that navy to have such a thing as [mercy]??
Does he have a heart?
Is he a good guy?
...
It seems that he is indeed a good man in the eyes of the people... Wait a minute... What do I want to do with this?
Thinking of this, Yin Ma looked at the minister like a fool.
How many days will you be hungry here to meet that navy?
How the brain grows.
Then she turned to look at where Asuka lived, glanced at the two sailors sleeping in the doorway, and suggested to the minister.
"Minister Saka, the two sailors on duty for Colonel Asuka are asleep, and no one has stopped you, why don't you just go in and see him?"
Syllable!
That's right!
Saka struck his left palm with his right fist, looked at the princess with a look of sudden realization, and said in an excited tone.
"The princess is right!"
With that, he stood up directly, passed the two sleeping sailors, and ran wildly towards the place where the bird lived.
Looking at the departing Saka, Princess Yin Ma slowly shook her head, this guy is really hungry and stupid, and he can't even think of such a simple question.
...
As time passed, a minute passed.
Just as Yin Ma took out the candy in her pocket and distributed it to the children, her ears suddenly heard a loud sound of [Zla] in the air, and then the sky was dyed a dark blue.
A massive slash shattered the earth, piercing the islands and flying into the distant sea.
Grunt!
Yin Ma swallowed his saliva, rubbed his eyes, and looked at the huge crack in the ground that spread to the seashore in disbelief.
It was the first time in her life that she had seen such a powerful attack.
The sound of falling leaves can be heard throughout the street.
Da! Da! Da!
Hearing the clatter of military boots, Yin Ma saw the bird walking out of the starting point of the light, and he was carrying a guy in his hand...
Oh, your own minister...
Looking at the minister, whose hair had been cut in half, his body was limp and his hands were cuffed, Yin Ma's cheeks suddenly stiffened.
Is it so angry to get up?
I seem to have hurt my own minister.
"Hey! Hey!"
Asuka kicked the sleeping Pence, and when he saw him open his eyes, he threw the minister he was carrying in his hand and commanded.
"This guy almost scared me to death, find a tree to hang up, and wait until I wake up at night!"
As he spoke, Asuka put the autumn water in his hand back into the scabbard, yawned and turned his head back, saying as he walked.
"Pence, there are people in the Lao Tzu Revolutionary Army.
If you dare to let inexplicable people again, Lao Tzu will let the people of the revolutionary army stand up, personally identify you as their comrade, accuse you of colluding with the revolutionary army, and send you directly to the bottom of the city to tell a story to [Barlorik Rydfield]."
Grunt!
Burns rubbed his eyes, looked at the house where the bird had broken a big hole, turned to look at the crack that spread for an unknown number of kilometers, and after swallowing his saliva, he immediately hung the frightened minister on a tree.
"Marine, put him down!"
At this moment, Burns suddenly heard the voice of Princess Yin Ma behind him, and he said as he tethered the minister to a tree.
"Princess, although I have joined the navy now, I was also your national in Xia, so I can't just because I don't have the origin of the Serrano Kingdom now, so you don't treat me as a person."
Speaking of this, Pence paused, then quickly hung up the man, turned his head to look at the darkened princess, and continued.
"You heard what our Colonel said just now, Princess, and if I make another mistake, the Colonel will send me to Advance City to tell a story to Delfield."
"Princess Yinma, that's... O legendary sea thief!"
Burns' hands were shaking, "Legend has it that there is a person who can compare to the existence of Whitebeard and Roger, the Red of the Lonely High, the Red Earl, and the Elder Field."
After finishing speaking, Pence kept blinking his small eyes and looking at Yin Ma in front of him, and his face was full of 8 big characters, [You just don't treat me as a human being].
Looking at the half-dead minister, Yin Ma glanced at Asuka again, and after weighing it in his heart for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said.
"Take me to your colonel!"
「......」
Pence looked at the princess in front of him like a fool, she had just said so clearly, she was still going to harm herself.
Thinking of this, Pence picked up the flintlock pistol in his hand and forcibly hit it
Cheered up, and continued to stand guard.
...
Alas!
Asuka lay on the bed, crossed his hands behind his head, and sighed softly.
Just now, Uta went to take a bath, he took off his clothes and sat on the bed and waited, but when the bathroom door opened, an old man came out of it...
And then the old man called out to himself with a lewd face...
Colonel Asuka ... Colonel Asuka ... Colonel Asuka ...
Alas!
Thinking of this, Asuka slowly closed his eyes.
I don't know if this dream can be connected.
...
PS: There is still it at night.