Chapter 385: Berumeber
When Asuka returned to the place where he had met Dardan, he saw Magino and Darden sitting in chairs, eating ice cream and looking around, as if waiting for someone.
"Young, long time no see!"
Hearing the familiar voice coming from behind her, Magino handed over another ice cream in her hand and whispered.
"Here you go!"
Taking the ice cream in his hand, he turned his head to look at Dadan, who was sitting next to Magino, and wondered.
"Ms. Dadan, do you feel like you're at a loss?
Didn't you go to the black market to inquire about the price?
If you buy these things, you will definitely not lose money. ”
"Eat your ice cream!"
As he spoke, Magino bent down to pick up the logbook that had been placed beside him, turned his head to look at the bird, and pouted.
"The road... Can Ms. Darden read this? ”
"I guess I can?"
Asuka glanced at Dadan, and recalled Luffy's nervous appearance in his mind, isn't that guy illiterate???
It shouldn't be... Although Old Man Karp threw Luffy into the bandits' den, he should theoretically be literate... Even if you can't read, don't you still have a crew?
Thinking of this, Asuka stuck out his tongue and licked a circle of ice cream, and said slowly.
"It's not a big problem, how much you can understand, anyway, Ms. Dadan bought it, and it was to fool others in the future."
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"You..."
Stretching out his hand and pointing at Asuka, looking at the relaxed expression on his face, Magino's mouth deflated, did this guy pinch on Dadan's mind that he was willing to spend money in order for Luffy to go to sea safely.
Thinking that Dadan might have to fight the bear in the cave in the future, Magino's little face became even darker.
Then, she turned the ice cream in her hand to Dadan Nunu and said softly.
"Then what do you want her house for?
The house can't be sold. ”
Suck up!
Sucking the ticking ice cream into his mouth, Asuka pouted at Dadan with an excited expression, then looked at Magino and spoke.
"When I retire in the future, I will go back to the East China Sea and move into the mountains together.
It is said that there are a lot of wild animals in the mountains, and when the time comes, they will eat one a day..."
"Who is going to move in with you..."
Magino's face turned red visibly, and then she stood up in a panic, stretched out her hand to the bird, and whispered.
"Give me the IOU that Dardan wrote to you!"
"Huh? What do you want an IOU for? ”
"Keep it for you!"
"Oh!"
Hearing this, Asuka took out a stack of IOUs from his pocket and handed them to Magino, which were all temporarily written to him by this guy just now.
"I'll go first, and the big ship will leave in a while!"
As she spoke, Magino curled up the IOU for a moment and stuffed it into her pocket, then she lowered her head and hugged the things, pulling Dadan as she ran.
"In five days, I'll treat you to dinner!"
Looking at Magino's departing back, Asuka stroked his chin with one hand, and his heart gurgled in his heart.
Why five days...
Won't it work tomorrow...
He doesn't spend much time here...
Standing there and thinking for a while, he put his hands in his pockets and walked towards Base 153.
It's decided.
Tomorrow we will go to the windmill village.
...
Humming a small tune in his mouth, Asuka had just walked to the door of the base, and he was immediately happy when he saw the guy hanging from the tree.
"Oh, isn't this our young master Berumeber??"
Hearing a strange sound of yin and yang in his ears, Belrumeber, who was hanging from a tree, raised his head and looked over.
Well...
I don't know...
Seeing that this guy Berumeber glanced at him contemptuously, he lowered his head again, and Asuka suddenly turned dark.
This rude fellow.
There was a sound from duang, and I saw a large bag on Berumeber's head swelling at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Asuka put away his smoking fists, folded his arms in front of his chest, and spoke poorly.
"Berumeber, you're getting more and more rude now."
"Bastard, what are you hitting me for?"
Seeing the other man's navy uniform, Berumeber immediately struggled, and he writhed his body while shouting at the bird.
"Be careful that I go and sue my father!"
"Berumeber, if I'm not mistaken, your dad was blown up in the hospital this morning, right?"
"Ah~"
Berumeber thought of his father, who was still lying on the hospital bed, and his mother, who had just come home to get a stick, and suddenly his body shuddered, and then he looked up at Asuka and said in a low voice.
"Hey, marine, you bring me to the warship from the headquarters now."
Seeing that the other party was actually stunned in place, Berumeber was a little excited to swing back and forth on the tree like a swing, and continued.
"Didn't you hear my orders?
Be careful that my dad and I go to sue.
Moreover, I will definitely become a senior admiral in the future, beware of me wearing small shoes for you. ”
Asuka rubbed his chin and looked at the thin Berumeber in front of him, with short curvy yellow hair, and his whole face looked like a mushroom, and wondered.
"You don't know me anymore??"
Hearing this, Berumeber glanced at Asuka carefully, and then shook his head like a rattle, and he didn't have a good airway.
"I know what you're doing?
Now you quickly put me down, and then send me to the warship from the headquarters. ”
"You don't know me anymore!"
"Marine, what are you doing there?"
Listening to the other man's voice with some urgency, Asuka took a cigar from his bosom, lit it, bit it with his teeth, walked up to Berumeber, and said as he helped him untie the rope on his wrist.
"Berumeber, do you still have any impression of the person Asuka?"
Birds?
Shh
Thinking of the headquarters navy that his father used to talk about, Berumeber sighed and said disdainfully.
"Asuka.
That guy also came out of the 153 base, and I met him a few times, although I didn't have any bad feelings for him, but I didn't have a good impression of him, but a small miscellaneous soldier who was in the branch back then, was later appreciated by my father and was recommended to the Navy Headquarters.
I heard that I'm actually a colonel now, and I think I'm so powerful as Lord Berumeber, and I'm a Devil Fruit ability, so I'll definitely be promoted faster than that guy in the future. ”
"It's Brigadier General."
Asuka corrected as he untied the rope.
"The bird in your mouth is now a brigadier general, but you haven't come to the headquarters for promotion yet, but if you shout, pay attention to the wording."
After hearing that the other party had actually become a brigadier general, Berumeber's eyes widened, and then he recovered, and said in a somewhat sour tone.
"The promotion was pretty fast."
Smack!
The rope fell to the ground, and after Belrumeber moved his wrist, he looked up at the bird and spoke.
"Marine, although you just beat me, but Lord Berumeber doesn't care about the past, do you want to mess with me, I will definitely be better than that flying bird in the future... Commodore Asuka was promoted faster. ”
"Whew!"
Spat a puff of smoke into Berumeber's face, Asuka stood still and asked.
"Won't you ask me what my name is, Belrumeber?"
"What's your name?"
"Idiot, I'm the Commodore of the Bird in your mouth."
Berumeber blinked a little dazedly and looked up at the bird.
At this time, he was seen biting his cigar and puffing out a puff of smoke.
Cigar...
Card!
The saber on the other party's waist was pulled out, and the blade was black.
Black Knife...
Black knives, cigars, and the shape of each other's faces...
Berumeber's eyes grew bigger and bigger, and suddenly he pointed at the birds, and his eyes were about to pop out.
"Ahh
! ”
"Berumeber, what are your dreams?"
Hearing that the other party actually asked about his dream, Berumeber stepped back vigilantly, and muttered in his heart while stroking his chin.
Dream?
The dream of these two is too far away from him, and his dream yesterday is that after the death of his father, he can inherit his father's business, inherit the 153 base of the Navy, and continue to be powerful.
The day before yesterday, it seemed that the dream was still eating.
But... Seeing that the other party pressed the tip of the black knife in his hand against his head, Berumeber subconsciously swallowed his saliva and stammered.
"Dreams... Dream... Dream... Dream? ”
"My... It's mine... My dream... It's about becoming a righteous navy and catching evil pirates. ”
"Whew!"
Spat a large smoke ring forward, and Asuka slapped the back of his knife on Berumeber's skull, muttering.
"The notion that pirates are evil and the navy is justice has been changed countless times, and the values of those who don't know what peace is and those who don't know what war is have different values.
Moreover, only those who stand at the top can define good and evil.
So, Bérumeber, is your dream to be on top of the sea? ”
Berumeber stared at Asuka with a shocked expression, is this what he just said?
Probably not, right?
He just repeated what the civilians had said when they joined the Navy.
"Berumeber, you don't really think that anyone can go to the headquarters, do you?"
Looking at Asuka's serious expression, Berumeber remembered the recruitment propaganda of the headquarters, and said with some hesitation in his tone.
"If you follow the slogan on the recruitment propaganda, this university... There is probably nothing wrong with this young master.
Didn't the slogan say, as long as there is a captain of the Sihai base as a guarantee, the recruits can go with excellent strength... Those with Devil Fruit abilities can go directly after approval. ”
Speaking of this, Berumeber nodded, then looked at Asuka with an affirmative expression.
"I, Berumeber, the one with the ability to explode fruits."
duang!
Asuka retracted his smoking fist, looked at Berumeber, who was squatting on the ground and rubbing a large bag, and said in a deep voice.
"The rules have changed, you were not originally qualified to join the navy, but if you get my approval, I can specifically allow you to join the team as a handyman."
After listening to Asuka finish speaking, Berumeber's mind instantly remembered the Navy handymen who mopped the floor, cleaned the glass, and even washed other people's clothes.
Before you join the Navy, are you going to be put in small shoes?
Thinking of this, he clapped his hands and said in an unhappy tone.
"Young Master Ben doesn't add it, whoever wants to be in the navy will be whom."
duang!
Berumeber clutched his head and crouched on the ground, his eyes popping out in pain.
"Bastard, are you going to kill me?"
"It's better to kill you here than to kill your Lao Tzu in the future, or go to sea to become a pirate."
"Hiss~hiss~"
After taking two breaths of cool air, Berumeber rubbed the large bag above his head with one hand, pointed at the bird with the other, and gritted his teeth.
"What do you think Young Master Ben is, I'm the only son of the great Admiral Monka, Berumeber..."
duang!
Before he could finish speaking, Asuka withdrew his smoking fist again, looked at the guy who was squatting on the ground, about to cry, and said in a deep voice.
"I'm three levels older than your father...
Therefore, it is useless for you to find your father now, there are only two paths in front of you now, and after obtaining my approval, you will become a naval handyman.
Or..."
duang!
Looking at the four big bags on the other party's head, Asuka continued.
"Or my hammered head!"
Berumeber put his hand into his nose and, after a slight tug, pulled out a piece of booger and, using the power of the exploding fruit, bounced it towards the bird.
Nose cannon!
Bah!
Looking at the boogers flying towards him, he spit out the cigar in his mouth.
This disgusting guy.
Rumble!
The cigar and boogers collided together, and there was a violent explosion directly.
Swish!
A terrifying shock wave swept around like a storm, and Asuka stood in place and looked at the center of the explosion, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the power of this explosion was really good.
It's just that the moves are a little disgusting.
Damn, the ice cream is about to spit out.