When Monka woke up from his coma, he slowly opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling above his head, and his whole body became a little depressed.

This familiar environment, this damn smell of disinfectant water.

Am I coming to the hospital again?

How many times this year?

Alas!

With a soft sigh, Monka slowly closed his eyes, and his mind began to recall the past.

How did things come to this?

Thinking back to the first time he was in the hospital three years ago, when he still sent Asuka away, his bastard son and himself showing off his newfound special abilities.

At that time, I was a little excited because of the bird's departure, and then I didn't put my son's special ability in my heart, and as a result, I was blown up by the filial son.

Since then, the nightmare has begun.

Looking back on the past three years, due to various reasons, I have been admitted to the hospital more times than in the previous 40 years combined.

Iniquity... Wait a minute...

Monka's eyes opened, and it occurred to him that he was going to pick up the birds today... As a result, he was blown up in the hospital in the morning ...

Time to look sideways at the wall.

Three o'clock in the afternoon?

Hiss!

After seeing that the hour hand was already pointing to three o'clock, he sat up from the bed reluctantly, and because of the excessive strength of getting up, the wound was involved, and the painful Monka directly inhaled cool air.

"Colonel Monka, are you awake?"

Hearing the voice next to him, Monka hummed in a low voice, and then he turned his head to look at the sailor next to him and asked.

"Where's the bird?"

"Uh..."

Seeing that the guy next to him hesitated, Meng Ka immediately widened his eyes and said in a deep voice.

"Have you forgotten the rules?

Whatever I ask, you just say. ”

"Yes!"

"Report to the Colonel!"

The sailor saluted Monkayi, then he pointed out and continued.

"Colonel Monka, your wife went to Colonel Asuka to fight just now."

？？？

Monka looked at this navy with a confused expression, and his wife was looking for the other party to fight??

Why is that??

If he remembers correctly, his wife's relationship with the other party is okay, when that guy didn't go to the headquarters before, he always took him home for dinner.

Thinking of this, he propped his hands on the hospital bed and asked as he looked down for his shoes.

"What the hell is going on?"

"Report Colonel Monka!"

The sailor saluted again at Munka, then said in a low voice.

"Colonel Asuka beat your son, and when your wife heard that Young Master Berumeber was admitted to the hospital, she was in a hurry and wanted to go to Colonel Asuka to theorize, and then your wife learned about some rumors, so she went directly to Colonel Asuka to fight."

"Is Berumeber hospital??"

Hearing Colonel Monka's puzzled voice, the sailor reached out and pointed to the bed next to him, and continued.

"It is said that when Colonel Asuka went to buy fruit for you on the street, he was blown up by Master Berumeber's spit, and then the two of them fought.

Then, Master Berumeber was sent to the hospital. ”

Following the sailor's fingers, Monka turned his head to see his son lying in a nearby hospital bed.

He struggled to his feet, moved to the side of Berumeber's bed, looked at his son, who was wrapped in a mummy, with an inexplicable smile on his face, and muttered to himself.

"Berumeber, why haven't I hit you until now, you know?"

Seeing that Berumeber didn't mean to wake up, Monka didn't wake him up, but continued to talk to himself.

"Because you're a stupid son who doesn't deserve my beating.

Your great father, some of whom are subordinates, can do it for me. ”

After saying that, Monka turned his head to look at the sailors behind him and commanded.

"Take me to Asuka."

Glancing at Berumeber lying on the hospital bed, Monka raised an eyebrow at him, if it weren't for the fact that he wasn't sure he had hit this guy, he would have been hammered to the ground.

After eating a Devil Fruit, I became arrogant like this.

If it weren't for your mother's reluctance to let you go to the headquarters in the past few years, I would have sent you to the headquarters.

Thinking of this, Monka pushed open the door, took the cloak handed by the sailor, and walked straight out of the door.

...

At this time, somewhere at the base of the 153 of the Navy.

Asuka picked his ears and looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him who was spitting on his nose, and said helplessly.

"Ma'am, that rumor is really not what I said."

"Not you??"

When Mrs. Monka heard this, she jumped up on the spot, and she pushed the bird into a corner, grabbed his clothes with both hands, and said angrily.

"When did the old lady betray Monka, Berumeber is his own son.

Asuka Kikuchi, tell me clearly today, when did I sleep with someone else? ”

"I really didn't say that!"

"Oh~"

Looking at the innocent expression on Asuka's face, Mrs. Monka let out a long sigh and said meaningfully.

"Do you want to take possession of me after the divorce from Monka??"

Asuka looked at Mrs. Monka, who was not much younger than Lieutenant General Tsuru, and subconsciously pursed his lips, and then looked at the group of sailors outside who were watching the excitement with a helpless expression.

When he went to Monka's house for dinner before, he had learned the power of this shrew.

Typical unfulfilled desires, plus menopause.

When he was looking for a fruit for Monka, he also deliberately found a wolf-based fruit that greatly improved his physical strength, and the result was still like this.

Is Monka okay?

Bang!

Say Monca, and Monka arrives.

Asuka shouted as he looked at Monka, who had kicked in the door, with bright eyes.

"Colonel Monka, are you awake?"

Monka nodded at the bird, then looked at his mother-in-law with a gloomy face, and said in a deep voice.

"Don't mess around, hurry home and cook."

"Nonsense??"

Hearing this, the woman directly let go of the collar of the bird's coat, and then came to Munka, dragging his big hand and shouting.

"You actually call me foolish?

Isn't this the time you said you were going to spoil me?

I still have that recording to this day.

Let's go, go home, I'll show you the recording. ”

Seeing that his mother-in-law was in front of her old subordinates, she didn't give herself face at all, and her face turned black on the spot, and she spoke.

"Don't make a fuss, great Monka, today I want to meet my most important old subordinate."

Syllable!

Mrs. Monka slapped him on the back of the head, and then opened the door shut.

...

At this time, outside the room.

Asuka and a flock of sailors were watching the excitement.

"Tsk!"

Looking at the rather pungent Madame Monka, the bird made a smack in his beak, and then he glanced at the group of sailors around him and whispered.

"Do you know why Colonel Monka doesn't beat his wife??"

The surrounding group of sailors turned their heads to look at Asuka at the same time, and they actually wondered why Colonel Monka was so polite to his wife.

Obviously such a stern person.

Obviously a person who cares so much about face.

cough~cough~

Asuka coughed lightly and said secretly, pointing at Mrs. Monka inside.

"Three years ago, when Colonel Monka was drinking with me, he told me... He often gets along with this lady of his, and often has an inexplicable sense of conquest.

Both Android and Apple are available. 】

Men, they must be hungry for power and fame.

Colonel Monka could reclaim a powerful, conquering feeling from his wife. ”

Hearing this, the group of sailors glanced at each other, then looked at Asuka again, and wondered.

"But didn't we hear that Lord Monka-sama has only been around for a few minutes??"

"Whew!"

After spitting a puff of smoke forward, Asuka glanced down at the group of guys and asked rhetorically.

"Then have you ever wondered if his wife's time will be shorter than that of Colonel Monka? It's just that his wife may have asked for more than Colonel Monka. ”

Syllable!

The group of sailors clapped their hands and looked at the birds with a look of sudden realization.

Colonel Monka, who is worthy of the most important person, even knows this kind of gossip.

No wonder... No wonder Colonel Monka's wife is old like this, but the colonel still doesn't give up...

It turns out that the kidney deficiency has never been Monka... It's the two of them...

Swish!

Just then, the curtain of the bed was closed.

"Alas!"

Looking at the closed curtains, Asuka sighed softly, then straightened up, patted the shoulders of the group of sailors, and spoke.

"Scattered, Lao Tzu will take you to train.

I have learned a lot of advanced teaching experience from the Navy Headquarters, and I will tell you about it! ”

After saying that, he directly took the group of guys to the training ground.

...

Ten minutes later.

Squeak.

Monka opened the door, lifted his pants, and looked back at the lady who was slumped on the sofa with disdain.

Actually quarreled with Lao Tzu?

One Oh My God meal won't solve you, then two.

Lao Tzu is in a very good mood today.

Thinking of this, Monka looked up and looked around, and then he heard a loud shouting from the training ground.

Train there?

When he arrived at the training ground, he heard the sound of birds training sailors from inside.

"Colonel Monka!"

"Colonel Monka!"

"Hmm!"

Monka nodded at the group, and then came to Asuka with a red face.

After looking each other up and down for a long time, Monka found that he couldn't see the strength of the other party at all, although he couldn't see it before.

But now as his strength grows stronger, he can't see it yet.

Has his strength also become stronger?

After a moment of silence, Monka nodded in relief and said in a deep voice.

"Asuka, long time no see!"

"Colonel Monka, we haven't seen each other for three years."

"Let's go, go to my house, have a drink."

As he spoke, Monka glanced at the group of sailors and commanded.

"You train yourselves."

"Yes!"

Seeing that this group of sailors continued to train, Monka turned to look at the birds following him, and suddenly lowered his voice and whispered.

"Asuka, there are 1,200 sailors in the 153 base recently, do you still lack subordinates?"

Asuka rubbed his chin, turned his head to look at the group of sailors, and said in the same low voice.

"Colonel, this time there are only 100 ... When Berumeber becomes a major, he will have a hundred there.

Let's start with 200 people.

If there are too many, some of them will not be easy to do. ”

Speaking of this, Asuka looked at the group of sailors behind him who were not bad, and after a pause, he continued.

"Colonel Monka, you also know that the source of soldiers in the headquarters is generally excellent sailors from the major branches.

But our 153rd branch is an exception, in just the past three years, Colonel Monka, you have stuffed nearly 800 people into the naval headquarters... I can't eat anymore. ”

"Alas!"

Monka let out a long sigh, and then he patted Asuka on the shoulder and said with emotion.

"Asuka, work hard, it's been three years since you were promoted from lieutenant to brigadier general.

It's just too slack.

At the beginning, Lao Tzu had heard that the three generals of the Red Dog, the Yellow Ape, and the Green Pheasant came out of the training camp as colonels and lieutenant colonels, and then after a year, they became major generals.

In two years, he became a lieutenant general. ”

Asuka recalled the promotion process of the three major generals in his mind, and his heart began to sigh.

One step up a year.

If it weren't for Marshal Kong's retirement too late, those three guys would have been generals many years earlier.

Seeing that the bird suddenly became a little dull, the corners of Monka's mouth curled slightly, and then he reached out and took out a book from his arms, stuffed it into his hand, and admonished.

"Go back and see more.

This is a book compiled by Lao Tzu some time ago, and it will definitely be of great help to you for promotion in the future. ”

Hearing this, Asuka curiously glanced at the book in his hand, and after seeing the big words on the cover, he subconsciously read it out.

"A best-selling book written by the great Lord Monka, "My Life of Struggle"!

”

..。