1. I'm not a human being
"My body is very good, my ability to accept it is very strong, and I will definitely react quickly when I cross, so I am super sweet when I cross it, and the gold finger gives me the whole game class, by the way, it is best to wear it back at any time......"
Write the wish on a sticky note, light a candle and burn it, in the room, Jiang Liu blew out the candle for his eighteenth birthday in one go, and then took a sip of pineapple brand beer and poured it aside to sleep, as for the cake, it is naturally put in the refrigerator and eaten tomorrow, eating this kind of thing at night will make you fat.
Syllable!
As soon as he lay down, Jiang Liu felt that he had been beaten, and he jumped up on the spot in fright, and then he really beat him.
A samurai dressed in black with red eyes and a ninja costume smashed him in the eye socket with a punch.
Ruthless, cruel.
"Ah, I'm sorry, but who told you to suddenly appear here......" Behind Jiang Liu, a little girl in short hair and orange clothes startled Jiang Liu.
But the ninja kicked it over.
The little girl squatted dexterously, and the ninja's leg kicked directly on Jiang Liu's head, kicking him out directly.
"You TM......" woke up and was beaten twice, and when I got up, I was blown away.
"Who are you?" Jiang Liu was stunned, and then copied the bench next to him like a ninja smashed over.
But something magical happened, the black-clothed ninja slipped directly underground, and the wooden bench smashed on the ground with a clanging sound......
"What ......" Jiang Liu's mind immediately sobered up, and a living person disappeared in broad daylight, either haunted or traversed.
He subconsciously turned around to look for the little girl in orange and red clothes, and found that the little girl had slipped away early and ran out of a distance of about fifty meters.
"Stop!"
Jiang Liu didn't have time to think about it and was about to chase it, but the shoes under his feet made a snapping sound, and it was extremely uncomfortable to run, as if he was going to fly out.
Looking down, it's a kind of slippers that you wear at home, well, hole shoes, slippers, which can be turned directly into running shoes, just need to put down a strap.
It took two seconds to do all this, and when she looked up again, the little girl had slipped around the corner, and Jiang Liu was frightened and immediately chased after her.
He is an adult after all, and he is in good health, and the distance is gradually getting closer.
"Why are you chasing me?"
The little girl in front listened to the sound behind her, turned her head, and saw an adult with a swollen face that had been punched several times.
"I was beaten, and I have to pay compensation!"
"I didn't hit you......"
"It's always related to you, hurry up, who was that ninja just now, and who are you?!" Consciousness gradually became clear, and Jiang Liu soon found himself crossing.
The streets here also have a bit of American style in the movies, and they don't look like the area of his house no matter how you look at it.
I crossed and met a ninja, and the ninja beat himself up, but fortunately, he was always the lucky one, and the ninja didn't dig out the ninja mark and put a few holes in himself.
"Hmph, who am I, you have to listen to this, since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy that I am Xiao Yu, the leader of the dragon group who guards the peace of the earth......"
Xiao Yu read a lot of shameful words, and then put a few kung fu signature moves on the spot, what white dove has bright wings and what black tiger pulls out the heart.
"Xiaoyu...... Xiaoyu ...... "Jiang Liu fell into deep thought.
"Do you have any proof?" Jiang Liu's heart was beating non-stop.
"Hmph, do you see? This is the spell, a super magic weapon snatched by the Black Shadow Soldiers......" Xiaoyu proudly took out a small polygonal stone, on which a picture of a monkey was vaguely visible.
The monkey charm, the main change, can turn others and oneself into various creatures.
Jiang Liu's eyes almost turned into love ❤️, and he didn't run, this is the set of Jackie Chan's adventures, it seems that I am going to live a brilliant life of punching the Holy Lord and kicking demons.
Although I can't remember the details of Jackie Chan's adventures when I was a child, I probably still remember it.
Xiao Yu took out the charm and shook it for Jiang Liu, and then started running again.
Jiang Liu was greedy for her spell, so he ran after her.
"I said, why are you still following me?" Xiao Yu frowned, a little displeased.
"I was beaten and wanted to take revenge, since you are the boss of the dragon group, do you have any good way?"
"Who wouldn't have the brains to fight the Shadow Soldiers...... Oh, that's terrible......" Xiao Yu ran a few steps and stopped.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Liu asked, and then he noticed that the shadows around him began to distort and change, and then several pairs of red-eyed ninjas appeared.
"No, the dark shadow soldiers who beat you are here, you should hurry up and teach them a lesson!" Xiao Yu pointed at the Black Shadow Soldier and spoke.
"At least a dozen people, who can withstand this?" Jiang Liu was speechless.
"Xiaoyu, use the spell quickly!" He shouted, these dark shadow soldiers had the intention of beating him into a twist.
"But I don't know what kind of power this spell is......" Xiaoyu was also a little flustered, using the rubbing charm.
This plot seems to be a little different.,Where did the monkey charm come from in the plot.,Why doesn't Xiaoyu know the ability of the charm now?
When Xiao Yu rubbed the spell, the black shadow soldier had already begun to attack, Jiang Liu stepped forward to fight, and then kicked a black shadow soldier in the stomach, and suddenly lost his ability to fight.
He's in good health, but he's never fought, where is the opponent of these emotionless dark shadow weapons.
"You're useless, aren't you?" Xiao Yu was a little dissatisfied, and the monkey charm had already flashed white light, and in an instant, Xiao Yu turned into a brown monkey and stood in a daze, and the charm also fell to the ground.
"Look at me!" Jiang Liu grabbed the spell, but the other half of the spell was held by the Shadow Soldier.
Shadow Soldiers can ignore the terrain, and a Shadow Soldier has long been looking underground for an opportunity to steal spells.
"Turn me into a cockroach!" Jiang Liu's heart was horizontal, and he directly ordered the spell.
The black shadow soldier who was against Jiang Liu instantly shrank and turned into a cockroach.
"Haha...... Ouch......" Jiang Liu was happy for a second, and he was beaten badly in the back, he directly kicked the black shadow soldier to the ground, directly took away the charm, and a ray passed, and the cockroach turned back into a black shadow soldier.
Xiao Yu hurriedly reacted, climbed up along the leg of a black shadow soldier and hit him in the eyes, and at the same time flicked the charm with his tail.
Jiang Liu's body turned over the river and the sea, and the smell of blood overflowed in his mouth, but he still opened his eyes wide to find extraordinary power.
The spell was flapped into the sky and tumbled, and a black shadow soldier had jumped up and grabbed it.
Jiang Liu ran over and pounced on the other party, and the charm rolled on the ground again.
The monkey that Xiao Yu transformed into was slapped on the wall by the Black Shadow Soldier, and directly wilted.
Spell!!!