719, the theory of dick silk
ff37; u85c0f; 8bf4; 66f4; 65b0; 6700; 5feb; 5c0f; 8bf4; 9605; 8bfb; 7f51; Yiyun Zhongjun, the girls gathered in a circle and came to see Zhuge Mengqing together.
Zhuge Mengqing returned to the embrace of the imperial court, looking very happy, she pulled Zhao Yunxuan's sleeve with a smile: "Cousin King Jinling, you are also here, I am so happy, as long as you are here, there is no enemy who cannot be defeated, Li Zicheng is finished this time." ”
"Oh, cousin, I've only seen your grandfather in the previous generation of Xi'an kings, and we're meeting for the first time. Zhao Yunxuan took out a meat bun from her arms: "Please eat the bun." ”
"Thank you, cousin. Zhuge Mengqing put the bun in her mouth and took a bite, and said happily: "It's delicious." ”
"Hee-hee, people who like to eat steamed buns are good people. Zhao Yunxuan happily shook her hand.
The emperor's sister also came over excitedly, hugged Zhuge Mengqing and said, "Cousin, you must have had a hard time being detained by Li Zixuan, right? I can best understand the pain of being locked up...... Woo...... Poor cousin, now it's okay, everyone will treat you well. ”
The two girls cried together.
Yi Yun didn't have much time and mood to pay attention to Zhuge Mengqing, and more of his attention fell on Song Xiance.
At this time, Song Xiance had been tied up with a rope, but her expression was still arrogant, and she said to Yiyun's sisters: "Look at what I'm doing, don't look at me as a prisoner now, I'm not afraid at all, anyway, you have to exchange me for the king of Xiangyang, I'm still afraid of you?"
"Cut!" The girls didn't bother to pay attention to her, but Yi Yun said: "Song Xiance, listen to yourself, you are the founding military division of the Great Shun Kingdom, so you should know Li Zicheng very well, ......right? Can you tell me anything about her?"
"Can't!"
"If you don't say anything, you can look like eighteen!" said Yi Yun with a wicked smile.
"You want to exchange me for the King of Xiangyang, so I'm not afraid of you dealing with me. Song Xiance said seriously: "If you dare to insult me, I will immediately cut off my meridians and die." ”
"Wow, self-cutting the meridians? This ...... It seems to be a very powerful martial art, and my brother can't either. Yi Yun was taken aback, there is still this kind of martial arts? What are the benefits of practicing this move? I will use it when it is critical? I will wipe it, change my brother, and I will never learn this useless trick.
"Forget it. Since you will cut off the meridians by such a magical move, I won't force you to ask for information, let's talk calmly. Yi Yun invited Song Xiance to sit aside, and then said in a calm tone: "Do you know the current situation in Da Meng Kingdom?"
"Yes, there is a rebellion in the southwest of Yunnan, Guizhou, and it has been chaotic for many years, and it has not been suppressed. There are Manchu Tartars in the northeast who are making trouble, threatening our Liaodong. On the southeast coast, there were Japanese and Westerners making trouble, and it has not been calm. "Song Xiance deserves to be a military advisor. I still have a certain understanding of the situation in the world.
"I'm rubbing, you know you're going to rebel and make trouble, isn't this a pit for the country?" Yi Yun said dissatisfiedly.
"yes, it's not right to make trouble in this situation. Someone next to him actually interjected, and Yi Yun turned his head to look. It turned out to be the god-level dick Si Yu Dayou, and he actually came over to listen to Yi Yun and Song Xiance discussing state affairs.
In fact, this is also a common problem of Dick Si, Dick Si likes to gossip about state affairs the most, what is the rise and fall of the country, the husband is responsible. If the dicks of later generations see someone talking about state affairs in the forum or group chat, they will immediately join in and express some "high opinions", most of which are "kill the enemy country".
In fact, the rich and handsome are not interested in talking about state affairs. It's a good life, it's cool to soak a few more girls, and it's useful to talk about state affairs. Only the dicks, because of their weak strength, they don't have the money to make girls, and in order to show their "civil rights", they like to express some messy opinions on current politics. As a matter of fact...... On the Internet, in forums, there is a fart in the Q group to talk about many state affairs...... Nothing can be changed!
If you really feel that the rise and fall of the world is responsible, the first thing to do is to hone yourself well, not just turn your lips, but step on the solid work to do something, and contribute to the strength of the country, as long as the country is strong. Naturally, state affairs went smoothly.
There is a poem that is well written: "The game ruins a life, chatting with the poor for three generations, burying your head in crazy code words, you will become rich and handsome", this is also the philosophy of Thirty-two Changes, so Thirty-two Changes never play games. Don't bubble girls.,Don't post on the Internet or anything.,Mmmmmm.,Like something.,A certain altar.,A certain group has never been to it.,I've never been there!really!(cough!)He's really not a dick.,It's really not!
Well, back to the point.
Yu Dayou, as a god-level dick, naturally also has a "dick nature", when he heard about state affairs, he immediately came to his heart: "Song Xiance, I think you are not doing right, the country is in danger, we should unite and unite with the outside world, how can we make internal strife among our own people? I despise you!"
"Cut!" Song Xiance glanced at Yu Dayou, and said unhappily: "Look at this brother's skeleton Qingqi, full of righteousness, and speaking so high-soundingly, full of obscene self-satisfaction and emptiness, it must be a dick, right?"
Yu Dayou: "......"
"I'm going to ask you...... Suppose you can't find a job, can't afford to buy a house, can't even eat enough every month, and want to play games but can't pay two yuan an hour for Internet café Internet access, but the state is looking for you to collect 5,000 RMB a month in taxes, will you rebel?" Song Xiance snorted.
"Although I don't understand what it means to find a job, what an Internet café is, or what an RMB is, I feel like I'm going to rebel!" Yu Dayou said.
"Then when you are rebelling, and US imperialism suddenly invades our country, will you immediately lay down your arms and obediently let the government suppress you?" Song Xiance asked again.
"This ...... Probably not......" Yu Dayou thought for a while and said: "The imperial court is so corrupt, I can't believe that they can fight a good war, I will definitely carry out the rebellion to the end, and then rely on my own strength to fight with that US imperialism." ”
"Cut, isn't this enough?" Song Xiance snorted: "This is what our Dashun Kingdom is doing. ”
Yi Yun, who was listening to their conversation next to him, his mind was also moving rapidly, and Song Xiance's words were like an enlightenment, which suddenly woke him up, yes! Actually, Li Zicheng in history was not such a person? He was oppressed by the imperial court and could not live any longer, so he rebelled, and at this time the Manchu Qing Dynasty was invading the Ming Dynasty, and Li Zicheng overthrew the Ming Dynasty and fought with the Manchu Qing Dynasty again...... Speaking of which, it's a kind of dick silk complex.
It is a pity that Li Zicheng was defeated in the end, so he was smeared as a villain, and if Li Zicheng won the Manchu Qing Dynasty and protected China, what would have happened? Then he would definitely become a national hero, a great hero in fighting corruption, and saving the country and the people...... Speaking of which, whether it is a hero or a villain is decided by a battle of Shanhaiguan......
He lost, and he became a villain. If he wins, he will be a hero...... What a poor fellow!
History is like this, smearing one loser after another, illuminating one winner after another, winning and losing, how can there be any really good people, really bad people, real villains, real great people?
Yi Yun slapped Yu Dayou on the shoulder, and said in a low voice: "With your strength in the mouth battle, you can't say that Song Xiance can't say it, you still let me talk to him." ”
Song Xiance sneered, looked at Yi Yun, and waited for him to say.
Yi Yun smiled: "I don't like to fight with words, so your theory does not apply to me, in the final analysis, you want to say that the imperial court is unreliable, and you plan to use the strength of Dashun to deal with the Manchus, the rebels in the southwest, and the Japanese and foreigners in the southeast, right?"
"Yes!" Song Xiance snorted: "Our Emperor Li Zicheng of the Great Shun Kingdom is the real dragon among people, 10,000 times stronger than that Zhu Qingqing Qingqing, under her leadership, our Great Shun Kingdom will definitely be able to establish a truly beautiful Great Meng Country." ”
Yi Yun grinned: "Okay, for the time being, I will admit that Zhu Qingqing is very bad and not a good emperor." But ah, there is definitely a person in this world who is better than Li Zicheng, I don't think Li Zicheng is capable of dealing with the Manchus and foreigners, but that person has the ability to do it. I also think that Li Zicheng can't do well in this country, but that person can do well. ”
"Who?" Song Xiance asked.
"Me!" Iyun pointed to his nose.
"Cut ......" Song Xiance was unhappy.
"If you don't believe it, let's just wait and see, I'll arrest Li Zicheng and beat his ass. Yi Yun spread his hands: "Anyway, if you become the king and defeat the king, I am about to fight with Li Zicheng, and when the time comes, whoever is strong and who is weak, just pinch your fist, hehehe." ”
"Hmph, who am I afraid of than my fists? I am the number one sword in the world......!"
"Cut!" this time everyone cut at him at the same time.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'll really know Dugu Nine Swords, I really will!" Dick Si shouted, "If you don't believe it, I'll show it to you now." ”
"Who cares about you?" the girls scattered.
That night, Yi Yun wrote a letter to exchange hostages, tied to an arrow, and shot into the city, and not long after, the other party also returned a letter of arrow, and the two sides agreed: tomorrow at noon, outside the Changle Gate in Xi'an East City, the hostages will be exchanged.
Yi Yun slept well, let the girls also recuperate, in case something happened during the exchange of hostages, there was no word all night, the next morning, Yi Yun lit up 5,000 soldiers and horses, and took all the girls with him, and went to Changle Gate in Dongcheng, Xi'an.
I saw that Li Zicheng's army had been set up under the city of Xi'an, and my mother, 300,000 people were so spectacular, it was really all over the sky, and I couldn't finish seeing it. Several girls from Fusang were all frightened by this terrifying army, they never thought they could see such an army in their lives, this is just a rebel army in the Great Meng Country, if all the troops of the imperial court are gathered together, how terrible would it be?
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