Chapter 13 After having a girl, the whole world is a bad person
Yes?
Do you still have to turn it in?
Everyone was afraid of Xiao Nuo's crying nose, and they all set their eyes on Xiao Nuo.
After all, when they had to collect things at first, the other children were all wronged.
Xiao Nuo looked in the east and west, and the other children had already opened the suitcase, some took the initiative to hand it in, and some were familiar with the rules, but they didn't bring it at all.
"However, these are all gifts prepared by all of me, thank you for helping me......" Xiaonuo's voice was small, a little aggrieved.
Director Xu covered his chest: Oh, this damn guilt!
Xiao Nuo lowered his body, took out a small rabbit ornament, and gave it to Director Xu: "This is for Uncle Xu!" ”
There were a few more of the same, which were given to the host and the other dads respectively, and then they looked at the snacks in the box, counting them on their fingers, considering the possibility of eating them all before turning them in.
Dong Bao didn't bring anything, and then went over to look at Xiao Nuo: "Xiao Nuo, you brought so much food, have you finished eating?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the guests at the scene were amused.
Mainly, Xiaonuo's Mandarin is very plastic, and Dong Bao's small smoke voice and accent are exactly the same as his father Lin Fangxing.
Lin Fangxing's comedy was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people back then, and this opening made everyone dream back to the past.
The collision of two languages, and it is a small child, how to look at it and how happy.
Lin Fangxing laughed: "It's Mandarin with the flavor of big ballast, kind." At that time, if it wasn't for the fact that the role was too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, causing the audience to play later, I wouldn't have changed careers to become a director. ”
Everyone laughed and agreed: "This line is good!" ”
A well-known director, sometimes, is a little higher than an actor, after all, there will be more opportunities to make friends.
And sometimes, just a glimmer of opportunity is enough for an actor to turn over.
What's more, it's not uncommon for you to act in the circle and guide you.
Lin Fangxing's drama and comedy have masterpieces, and this transformation has also turned beautifully.
"Xiaonuo, come and let Uncle hug me, I was outside the emergency room that day, but Uncle died in a hurry."
Xiao Nuo pursed his lips and smiled, and ran over with a bag of snacks, "Uncle, come and hug." ”
This soft and cute is self-familiar, which makes Lu Jinchen, a father, frightened.
"Arnold, hand in the snacks!" Lu Jinchen hurriedly hugged his daughter back, for fear that he would open his mind to every guest and want to hug.
Seeing that the delay was ineffective, Xiao Nuo looked at Dongbao, "Do you want to eat Brother Dongdong?" ”
Lu Jinchen looked at Director Xu and the host, and his eyes signaled wildly: Don't stop it?
Director Xu looks at the sky, and the host looks at the ground: if you can't see it, it's not a rule break.
Your own daughter, why don't you want to stop yourself, so let us be the bad guys?
Dongbao's saliva was about to flow out, but his expression was very serious: "Well, I can't think about eating." ”
It's just this accent and this little expression that made everyone laugh again.
Xiaonuo couldn't open it, and he wanted to bite it in his mouth.
Lu Jinchen hurriedly stopped: "This, the rules of the program, you have to hand it in, so much, you children, you can't finish eating, right, let's finish recording the show for the past few days and then eat, okay?" ”
He was cautious, for fear that Xiaonuo would cry.
Xiaonuo couldn't open it at first, and sighed on the spot.
Then he handed a bag of potato chips and a box of fruit candy and a car to Dongbao: "Brother Dongdong, this is a gift for you." ”
Then the snacks in the suitcase were divided again, giving Sister Linlang's doll and brother's toy remote control plane.
After dividing it, he looks at the rest of the snacks and gifts, which he kept for Rainbow Dash......
"Uncle Xu, is there a guest child, I also prepared a gift......
The big watery eyes directly turned Director Xu over.
"Yes, yes, let's arrange for new guests and children to come out......"
Generally, the appearance of new guests is to start the live broadcast.
Because Lu Jinchen and Xiaonuo are special guests in this issue, there is still a pair of stars and amateur children who did not appear.
The host covered his eyes, although the director was not in the camera, but his voice kept lingering in front of the camera.
"The children and dads should hand in their things first, and the dads should check their mobile phones and turn them in after turning them off. There will be time in the evening to take it back for half an hour. ”
The guests are used to it, and Lu Jinchen has nothing to worry about.
Just as I was about to hand in my phone, the ringtone rang.
Lu Jinchen's face turned cold, his fingers moved, and he hung up directly.
But the person on the other side seemed to have something important, and called again.
The host said, "Why don't you go and answer the phone first?" ”
"No, you don't". Lu Jinchen turned off the phone directly, and then handed over the phone.
It's all sorted out, and the host faces the camera with a smile, still holding various task cards of the program team in his hand.
"Hello audience friends, it's time for our "Trip with Dad" program again, in the new issue, we still have to introduce a new guest, the powerful singer Xia Zhiqiu!"
Xia Zhiqiuyin made his debut in the draft, but he has never been a hit. Especially singers who have lost their popularity and stage, they are more likely to be outdated than actors.
Xia Zhiqiu was gentle, dressed in a suit, smiling and approachable, and gave gifts to everyone in turn.
Then, the host introduced the new guest children.
"The guest child of this issue is Rainbow Dash, who is four and a half years old this year."
Rainbow Dash runs out from the other side.
However, the most uncontrollable part of the show is the children.
Rainbow Dash originally needed to run to Xia Zhiqiu shyly, and then get to know each other.
But as she runs, Rainbow Dash turns a corner.
"Sister Xiaonuo!"
Rainbow Dash is Arnold's first friend, and when she sees Rainbow Dash running over, Arnault naturally wants to greet her: "Rainbow Dash ...... brother"
If it weren't for the three-headed body with short arms and short legs, the scene would be comparable to a beautiful drama of reunion after a long absence.
"Brother Rainbow Dash, all the gifts I prepared for you are here!"
"Thank you, Sister Xiaonuo, let's eat together!"
"Hahaha, this sharp turn is okay!"
"I believe that this show is out of script, these little guys can't control themselves at all!"
"As soon as it became popular, you can't wait to bring your relatives? How poor is it that allows children to come out and make money."
Kuroko continues to jump to her feet, thinking that Rainbow Dash is a relative of Lu Jinchen because of her acquaintance with Rainbow Dash.
The director paid attention to the public opinion in the live broadcast room, and suddenly became anxious.
Rainbow Dash is his own nephew, and he pulls him over to make up a few children, and he comes out to relax, but he can't let the child be scolded.
What's more, what happened, at that time, they confirmed whether Rainbow Dash was a guest or not, and Director Xu didn't ask about the specific situation.
So he hurriedly said, "Children, control yourselves!" ”
Xiaonuo nodded: "Okay Uncle Xu, I'm already in control!" ”
I didn't even eat it with Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash nodded, "No problem......"
Uncle...... Rainbow Dash covers her mouth and can't stop yelling!
But they can't help it!
Arnold was directly abducted by Rainbow Dash in front of Xia Zhiqiu, and shouted "Daddy Xia" together.
Lu Jinchen: ......!!!
He was such a big girl, and she was abducted in front of him!
Sure enough, with a girl, the world is full of bad people!