Chapter 33: Seafood? Da baa!

After some tossing

After Hu Piao gave her coupons to the three immortals, she was ready to leave at a very fast speed, she didn't want to be beaten.

This is disrespectful to the gods!

But for the sake of the performance of the Afterlife, this time she fought hard!

It is recorded in the scroll that most of the Yaksha have lost their minds due to karma and have lost their lives, and she is talking about what if.

In case these three immortals don't know where to rest their food, she can help them bury them, right?

In the past, Xiao always refused to see people, so there was no way for Hu Tao to see him, and even if he did, Xiao would leave in an instant.

There is no possibility of sales pitch at all!

As for why he didn't stay with Zhongli and taste the food together?

Reasons for the words....

That is, Hu Tao is not very hungry, so after stopping Zhongli, she is not ready to stay in this place for long.

In the sprint belt flashed all the way, before rushing out of Wanmin Hall, Hu Tao also teased Xiangling by the way, which made Xiangling very helpless.

After Hu Tao leaves

"So Mr. Zhongli has decided to order something?"

Patting her face, Xiangling regained her spirits, got her state back, and then asked curiously again.

"I'm ..... them all," Zhongli was halfway through his words when he was suddenly interrupted by a gentle female voice.

Mei Du two open.

The man who interrupted was none other than the Martyr, Emperor! You don't want to order everything, you can't finish it!

"Little Chef Xiangling, you can bring a bowl of almond tofu to the Demon Slaying Sage, of course, if you have a new method, you can also have a few more."

"As for the big purple man, he likes meat, not vegetarian food, so if you have meat in your new dish, you can do it."

Mr. Zhongli doesn't like seafood, but he likes food full of "memories", and even better if there is good wine. ”

.........

Emperor Zhongli of the Rock King doesn't just like to drink tea, he prefers to drink, and of course, he has to drink with his old friends to feel good.

As for why you don't like seafood? Then it's time to start with a topic that makes the Demon God of Rock feel disgusted and annoyed:

During the Daedric War, war burned everywhere on the continent of Teyvat, and there was no quiet place.

It's not just the war between the demon gods, but there are countless demons and monsters in other places who are trying to take advantage of the chaos to expand their territory.

After all, everyone wants to take the opportunity to expand their territory and reproduce their offspring in this war.

Among them is a disgusting sticky monster that makes Morax, the "Demon God of Rock" who has not yet become the Seven Gods, feel very irritated.

What can make this powerful, steady Morax demon god feel irritated, you can imagine what kind of difficult creature this is.

Coming from the depths of the sea, these monsters have soft skin and scales, dexterous wrists and feet, can survive severed limbs, and spit out slimy, wet liquids.

The above features are disgusting enough, but that's not the point.

These disgusting creatures are not powerful, and for Morax these are very weak creatures, but the point is that they are "small".

And it seems to be everywhere..... Wardrobes, restrooms, dining rooms, tiny crevices, even teacups, books and pen holders.

As long as people reach out their hands, they may touch something cold, slimy, and wet, and if you don't use your eyes, you feel quite comfortable, but if you look at it, you don't feel it.

And the smell of that sticky thing is still very disgusting, even the demon gods are disgusted by this smell, let alone mortals?

These monsters crawl up the backs of their hands, leaving a shiny trail in their path.

At the behest of the Liyue ancestors, Morax promised them to destroy the monster.

But for the monsters parasitic on human society, Morax will never be able to throw countless stone spears and shatter the earth together like he did on the battlefield.

Because these are the people he shelters, these are his own children, and he would not do such a stupid thing.

However, Morax is, after all, the "God of Contracts" in the future, and he will definitely abide by the contracts.

His promised prayer would be fulfilled no matter what, and a sense of duty drove him to manipulate the dungeons, large and small, and pull these monsters out of the countless houses one by one.

After destroying all of these monsters, Morax first understood the meaning of the word "relieved."

He was deeply impressed by the disgusting smell of the disgusting mucus of the troublesome aquatic monsters, and the fishy smell made him unforgettable for the rest of his life.

Zhongli, the embodiment of a mortal, even if he lives in a port city, keeps away from all living, wriggling aquatic products.

Because it's a bad memory.....

But seafood tofu or fried dried fish that you can't see the prototype of the ingredients can still be eaten, after all, these things are not sticky.....

.......

The topic is back

"My words... Just have a little vegetarian food, and don't put slime liquid. ”

When he said this sentence again, he sighed softly, really, there is no reliable one.

Zhongli always wants them all, Xiao and Fushe respect Zhongli, so they won't say anything, and they have to rely on me to appear when it is critical!

"Great! Everyone, please wait! Xiangling is very happy, it seems that she can play hard with the dishes in this private room!

After all, this fairy said that she can use her hands and feet at will! That's a great request for her as an innovative chef!

"Pot! Let's go! Xiangling jumped out of the private room and ran straight towards the kitchen.

Guoba nodded slightly, he turned to look at Zhongli, and made a gurgling sound, judging by his smiling expression, he should be happy.

Zhongli only nodded slightly and responded to this expression.

"Heh, this farce is over."

Zhongli shook his head, probably because he was the Emperor of the Rock King who made Mora, so he didn't understand how precious ordinary people looked at Mora.

After the last pot closed the door and left, the two seemingly silent Yaksha sitting here finally spoke.

"That girl's clothes look familiar, I always feel like I've seen them somewhere?"

Fusha frantically searched for memories in his mind, which felt familiar, but suddenly he couldn't remember them for a while.

"Of course, you've seen that during the Demon God War, Liyue Harbor was protected by the Rock King, and the people, warriors, and immortals were long accompanied by death."

"The Hall of the Dead was founded 500 years ago during the Chasm of the Strata Chasm, when Liyue was still plagued by epidemics, and the Hall of the Dead was still just a medical hall."

"At that time, before you went crazy and left, you and I once took a junior Yaksha to the Hall of the Afterlife and tried to rescue her, but even the immortals were helpless, let alone mortals?"

Xiao couldn't help frowning when he said this, he wouldn't forget the expression on the face of the Yaksha who was dying and screaming for help.

But it's a pity..... There was nothing he could do about it.....

These bad memories always "invaded" his head and made him see bad hallucinations.

"Heh, there is no need to mention the unpleasant things of the past." Zhongli said lightly.

"I have a hunch that after a while, something unexpected might happen."

When Zhongli said this, his eyes were still looking at the Buddha from time to time, and he was very curious about the abilities of this Dharma Protector Yaksha.

That god from another world really made Morax curious.

"Mr. Zhongli, this sounds like something profound....." Xiao looked over with some curiosity, in his opinion, what Mr. Zhongli said would always come true.

"Oh, yes or no, we'll know when it happens."

As he finished saying this, the door of the private room was opened, and a waitress who looked a little nervous came in from outside.

From her pale face, it could be seen that she was both afraid and respectful of immortals.

The waitress had the best wine in her hand, and she quickly placed the wine gently on the table of several people, and then left quickly.

Such an unknown made her nervous.

Zhongli and the three, you look at me, I see that you didn't speak, but you can see helplessness from each other's silence.

And at this moment, an untimely voice suddenly sounded.

"Oh! I remember! That bear is Maxius, the "Demon God of the Stove"! ”

The man who spoke up was Fushe.....

"Your old memory and reflexes are really worrying......"

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