Chapter 135: Come on, you're the fattest
No one else can answer what is said.
However, you can't let other guests forget these skills in order to participate in variety shows.
Lin Fangxing also knew that he was just shouting, after all, Dongdong had already covered his face with disgust and shrunk into the corner.
He's a comedian, just shouting like this, won't the effect come out!
Besides, it's true!
He had no problem with the penultimate one, and he didn't win anyway.
But it's shameless!
Director Xu's old god is there: "Are there any protests?" ”
Xiao Nuo looked at the other guests, and honestly hid behind Lu Jinchen, only poking out a small head.
Rainbow Dash looks around to see if there are any wild vegetables that can be eaten, but if not, she can eat them by splashing them with oil and stirring them.
There are mountains everywhere here, and there are many good things in the mountains, and Ke Wenqing doesn't care.
Su Qincheng has already caught two big roosters, and he secretly gave other fathers a look, one and a half, and the big rooster is very fat!
Director Xu nodded: "Look, it's up to you to protest, and the protest is invalid!" ”
Lin Fangxing was helpless: "I calmly accept my worst facts." ”
Xiao Nuo shook his head: "Uncle Lin is not the worst, he has a specialization in the art industry, Uncle Lin is just not good at these." ”
Lin Fangxing stepped forward and wanted to hug Xiaonuo, compared to Dongdong with a disgusted face, Xiaonuo is simply a little angel, okay?
The other fathers also gave a thumbs up, and Linlang pounced on it, completing the action that Lin Fangxing couldn't complete at all: "Hug Xiaonuo." ”
"How can Sister Xiaonuo be so sweet!" Rubbing and rubbing.
Oops, my sister is so cute, milky and milky.
Su Qincheng hurriedly pulled Linlang back, why is his daughter like a disciple?
Director Xu looked at everyone's melancholy and tried to find a way, anyway, there was really no self-abandonment, and he felt that he had lost a lot of fun.
If the guests are not in pain, then his fun is gone.
"Considering the difficulties of the fathers, our program team has prepared a fund of 1,000 yuan for the guests, and we must decorate the house, then prepare the ingredients, and wait for the guests to visit on the last day!"
"A thousand!" Lin Fang was happy, "That ingredient is probably enough." ”
Xiao Nuo is still counting: "One thousand is a lot of red tickets, that's really a lot." ”
Lu Jinchen looked at Xiao Nuo with a helpless expression: Girl, you can't be a mathematician like this.
And Ke Wenqing was also very helpless: "Director Lin, before all the guests, calculated it, a family is only 200 yuan." ”
Lin Fangxing's heart, from protesting, to giving up, to thinking that the peak was turning, and then sinking to the bottom: "What can I do with 200 yuan, I can only buy pork ribs for myself!" ”
The other fathers looked at Lin Fangxing's figure, and sure enough, after the curtain turned around, eating was very casual.
"200 ribs, are you crazy?" Ke Wenqing couldn't believe it, "How much misunderstanding do you have about the amount of food for artists?" ”
"That's how we buy meat, 200 of them, it's just a big bowl, my daughter-in-law and I plus the two children, and then stir-fry the vegetables will be enough to eat......" Lin Fangxing didn't understand what Ke Wenqing was puzzled about.
"I've heard for a long time that you can buy ribs one at a time, and people will cut them, is it true?"
"Bowl?" Ke Wenqing didn't understand that this bowl was not a bowl for eating, but a bowl like sauerkraut fish, "I can still buy only two cloves of garlic at a time, and I can also ask for a quarter of the watermelon, and let the shopkeeper cut it for me." ”
"That's not good, in our hometown, the boutique fruit store is OK, and the supermarket also has cut fruit meat filling or something, and there are few people who buy it! If you go to the vegetable market, you sell vegetables like this, and you are easy to be beaten. Lin Fangxing sighed.
Ke Wenqing sighed twice: "When I went back last week, my wife bought a pork rib, which is not long, and it is only six pieces when it is cut." The first meal, boil for a while, and then put the winter melon, which is the pork ribs winter melon soup. Leave some soup, the second meal is eaten with noodles, and the last meal is simply braised with noodles, my daughter is not at home, Xiaoyi ate three pieces, my wife eats two pieces, I have one, with rice, and then a green vegetable, it's enough......"
Lin Fangxing grew his mouth in surprise: "These are not enough for me to stuff my teeth!" ”
Then looked at Lu Jinchen: "You are an idol star, you eat like this?" Diet? ”
Lu Jinchen shook his head: "I'm not fat-prone physique, I eat normally, but I exercise." ”
Other fathers nodded, Lu Jinchen's schedule was very regular, and he would exercise in the morning every morning, which was also a way to maintain his figure.
Everyone looked at Su Qincheng again......
Forget it, this is an athlete, and they have a special nutritionist, skip it.
Then he looked at Xia Zhiqiu.
Xia Zhiqiu shook his head: "Brother Lin and Brother Ke are too extreme, I also eat normally, I am not an idol singer......"
One too much, one too little.
But too little of that, isn't it a normal phenomenon for many artists?
Ten pounds of weight on camera, in order to look good on camera, artists sometimes just eat some spinach with clear water.
This matter came to an end, and each father got 200 yuan for his family.
Ke Wenqing looked at his yard, and originally thought that a small courtyard here was the most beautiful, but now that he looks, how can he arrange this yard for 200 yuan?
And Lu Jinchen and Xiao Nuo looked at the small attic, and then looked at the flowers all over the mountains.
"Xiaonuo, how about we find some flower pots and transplant them into the room?"
"Okay!"
The bamboo building originally had an antique feeling.
Put flowers on it, buy a fish tank, and the house will be lively in an instant.
Full of life.
The most important thing is that flowers and plants don't cost money!
Lu Jinchen looked at the 200 yuan in his hand: "The rest of the money can still go to a nearby vegetable store, and I can buy enough to make four dishes and one soup." ”
Xiaonuo clapped his hands: "Sure enough, my dad is the best!" ”
At the same time, Dongdong was really depressed: "Look, my dad is the fattest!" ”
Lin Fangxing was puzzled: "Son, did you say that you are out of tune, and you want to say that I am the best?" ”
Dongdong shook his head: "Come on, Dad, you are the fattest!" ”
Lin Fangxing: ......
I had no choice but to pinch 200 yuan and go to find Lu Jinchen.
"Lao Lu, let's make an alliance!"
Lu Jinchen stuffed the money to Xiao Nuo, and Xiao Nuo hugged his own red ticket.
It's not about an alliance, it's about grabbing money!
"I refuse!" Lu Jinchen disagreed.
"Why did you refuse? Am I not handsome enough, or is my son not cute enough? Lin Fangxing learned from Xiaonuo to hold his face, and after holding himself, he pretended to retch.
"Lao Tzu is in order to form an alliance, but even Meng is sold! The festival is gone. ”
Lu Jinchen looked at Lin Fangxing.
"Are you as handsome as I am? Is Dongdong cute with my daughter? ”
Lin Fangxing looked at Lu Jinchen's handsome face, and then looked at Xiao Nuo......
"Let's go, it's not comparable...... Seeing that their father and daughter are not very methodical, they have to find Lao Ke and Lao Su for this matter! ”