Chapter 159: White Prostitution
Hearing Wendy's words, the martyr was also relieved, and he was really happy to hear the news.
Although she was happy in Mondstadt, she met these cuties and some handsome guys and beauties, but she still wanted to meet the little man as soon as possible.
That dwarf fairy must be worried right now!
"I'll be able to return to Liyue soon and continue my old life." Va Nan gently took a sip of the juice in the cup and said with a relaxed face.
"Hahaha, are you willing to leave your friends in Mondstadt?" Wendy said mischievously, and the smile on his face as if he was joking when he said this.
"I have my own duties, dear Anemo God, I am no ordinary businessman." Va Nan shook her head gently, don't forget, as the Five Great Yakshas, Morax, she still has a thousand-year contract with her.
"That's right, talk! By the way, if one day, when your contract with that brainless one expires, would you consider coming to Mondstadt? Wendy said with a serious face.
"What are you doing in Mondstadt? Traveling? He asked with an interested look on his face as he held his small face with his right hand and a cup of juice in his left hand.
"Oh, come and be the guardian of the wind, it's fun to come to us, everyone is free in Mondstadt, and there are flowers that symbolize freedom, which are much more beautiful than your rocks."
"And ah, it's going to be a headache to do things under that brainless command, right? It's normal to have a headache, after all, the old man has always been like this. Wendy said jokingly.
He also shook his head slightly, this unreliable guy in front of him dared to say what kind of joke it was.
"Come on, if the emperor knows, the great wind god will quietly dig into his corner, and I don't know what the consequences will be." Var chuckled.
"Harm, you know this matter, let's not tell him." Wendy spread her hands and showed a mischievous expression, as hard as she thought, this thing was indeed a joke.
"Hehe....." Varnan chuckled and didn't continue to speak, she quietly took a sip of the juice in her hand.
I have to say that the juice made by the angel's gift is really delicious.
Seeing this situation, Wendy also shook his head, alas, in fact, if the old man knew about this, he would not say anything, after all, with the wisdom of the old man, he could guess that he was joking.
But if you want to follow the old man's temperament before, I guess I will jump over and fly him!
But now it is different, the thousand-year-old rock has experienced wind and rain, and many things can be seen through immediately, and it will even be more stable than before.
"That's right, that's right, there's one more thing, how much power does that old antique have? When I have time, I'll go play with you. Wendy said curiously.
"Why do you ask? Are you going to sneak in? He asked with a puzzled expression, why would the god in front of him ask such a question?
"Hey~ I didn't have an excuse to go to Liyue, so I had to go secretly." Wendy said very honestly.
Varnan covered his mouth and chuckled, it was really interesting to talk to this god, after all, Mondstadt's wind god was like that, it was both interesting and like to mess around.
Actually, this product has done a lot of business behind the scenes.
"Forget it, the Emperor will definitely find you as soon as possible, and the major yaksha guarding the border are not decorations."
Va Nan shook his head and said, no matter how fast the speed of the wind god is, it will definitely be discovered, after all, it is the territory of the country blessed by the emperor, and it is difficult to find it.
"I have my own way." Venti sneered, having already found a hidden path when the old man called him to Liyue to take away the Yaksha in front of him.
Well, it will definitely not be discovered by the old man, and he will be given a (surprise) when the time comes!
"Let's hope you don't get knocked off." He shook his head helplessly, this wind god who was both naughty and liked to play everywhere was really hard to imagine a god.
"How so? With my strength and escape speed, I will definitely slip away before the old man flies me. Wendy stuck out her tongue slightly, smiled at the man in front of her, and then turned around and beckoned the waiter at the Angel Tavern with his hand.
It's someone's party today, so don't you have to drink too much?
"Hello, have some dandelion wine and cider! I want a whole bottle. Wendy's tone was full of laughter, after all, it was a prostitute drink, how could he not let him laugh out loud with joy?
The waiter only nodded when he heard this, he was only responsible for writing down the things these people had purchased, and then turned around and handed the bill to Master Diluc.
But these people are really arrogant, they can actually charter the gift of angels, and I feel that they are all some big people who are here today.
The waiter thought to himself, and he came to the front desk, took out a bottle of cider and dandelion from the cabinet, and took out the drinking glass from another cabinet.
Placing the glasses and drinks on the tray, the waiter gently lifted them up as he prepared to deliver them to Wendy.
Arriving at Wendy's table, the waiter carefully brought the contents of the tray up, and after finishing everything, he took a step back.
Nodding to the two of them, a professional smirk, the waiter left to look for someone in need of service on the other side.
"It's amazing, I've never gotten a whole bottle of wine before." Venti excitedly poured the drink into the glass and poured it into her mouth with a sip.
How many years has this drunkard been hungry.....
Va Nan secretly thought in his heart that if it weren't for the fact that the glass bottle containing the wine in front of him was too big, Va Nan dared to pack the ticket, and Wendy in front of him would blow the wine bottle directly.
I guess it's no problem to show off in one bite, after all, this is Wendy!
"Hehe, it's a beautiful thing to drink~" Wendy said and poured another sip of wine, his eyes had been bent into crescents, and it could be seen that he was very happy now.
"White prostitute." Fan Nan said with a funny face, this kind of creature like the white prostitute monster really appears in any world.
"Won't you taste a little?" Wendy raised his head a little puzzled, his expression seemed to say: "You are not even tempted by such a fragrant drink?"
"Come on, after all, someone gave me the identity of a 16-year-old small businessman, and the angel's gift forbade the provision of alcohol to minors." Va Nan chuckled and said, then again, does she have to thank Wendy for complimenting her on being small?
After all, she's a thousand-year-old monster.
"It's a pity~ It's a pity, I can't appreciate the beauty of the wine, alas~"
Wendy had a very sympathetic expression, and that tone of utterance.
If a person can't touch alcohol in his life, then what is the difference between it and salted fish?
"Thank you, but I don't need sympathy." There was a mysterious smile on his face, and if you looked closely, you could see that the veins on his head were bursting.
No, why is Wendy's words and tone so unpleasant? If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat him, it was estimated that it would be rare for Va to jump up and do a roundhouse kick.
Well, by the way, another scissor leg, Death Lock.
"Sooner or later, you drunkard will be killed." It's hard to hold her hands on her chest, really, her kind of cup-in-the-cup physique doesn't allow her to drink.
What if it's like the bloody plot in the book.,What if someone else takes advantage of it.。
"You can't drink alcohol, but that doesn't mean you can't drink juice, come and touch a glass." Wendy said, raising the glass in his hand, and he smiled at the martyr.
The two of them touched it lightly, and drank it at the same time with a very tacit understanding.
"Have a great time in Mondstadt~"
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ps: That's right, it's me, the legendary pigeon dumpling, dare next time (?w?)