Chapter 10 If he doesn't die, he will shed his skin
"Huh?" Xie Shangshu was a little stunned.
Old lady Xie dropped the book in his hand.
"Yes Xun'er, maybe our father and son are blind."
"Huh?" Xie Shangshu became more and more confused.
Old Lady Xie sighed, "If you really don't feel at ease, let our people in the palace take care of it more." In today's situation, Xun'er has been involved, and if she wants to get out, she can't do it for a while. ”
Xie Shangshu suddenly wilted.
"Let's go back."
Xie Shangshu had no choice but to leave.
Looking at the back of the eldest son's wilting head, Old Lady Xie sighed softly, "This son is a little worse after all......"
Xie Xun slept until three o'clock before waking up.
The first thing he did when he got up was to look in the mirror.
"The medicine in the Guogong Mansion is good, and it has only been a few hours, and the package has been completely eliminated." Xie Xun pinched his chin and kept turning his head to not miss a mosquito bag.
Standing guard, he can stand it. After all, from junior high school to university, people who have participated in military training three times have just extended the time to stand in a military posture by two or three times, gritted their teeth and passed.
It's itchy, but it's unbearable.
Sometimes it's so itchy that I can't wait to take off my clothes and pants and scratch it. But the mosquito bag, the more you scratch it, the redder it is, and the more serious it is.
"Lord Shizi, this is the medicine sent by Grandpa Guo, Lord Shizi wiped his whole body before entering the palace, even if there are mosquitoes, he dares to bite you."
Ziling handed a delicately made Ru kiln porcelain vase to Xie Xun.
Xie Xun took it, pulled out the plug, and sniffed it, "This smell is okay." ”
The faint smell of grass, instead of the rich floral fragrance of the paste on the market, will not make people feel feminine when the man applies it.
"By the way, what kind of mosquito repellent do you maids usually wear?"
Xie Xun asked as he applied the medicine.
"This is what slaves and maids use every day." Ziling took out a white porcelain vase.
Before the stopper was removed, Xie Xun smelled a strong fragrance of osmanthus flowers.
In modern times, he also feels that osmanthus is fragrant, but when he is around, whether it is a woman's fat powder head oil or pastries, they are full of this smell, and Xie Xun has a physiological resistance to the taste of osmanthus.
"Take it farther away, you can't smell it."
Ziling hurriedly put away the porcelain bottle, and pouted slightly, "The mosquito repellent cream for the maid in the house is like this, if you want to smell good, you can go to Ruyi Pavilion, where the mosquito repellent cream tastes good, and it has the effect of skin care." Even if death is expensive, the monthly money of the slave and maid for a year is not enough to buy a bottle of mosquito repellent cream. ”
Ziling is a second-class maid, half a tael of silver a month, and six taels of silver a year, but she can't buy a bottle of Ruyi Pavilion's mosquito repellent cream!
"It seems that whether it is modern or ancient, women's skin care products are profitable in the industry." Xie Xun sighed happily.
Ziling frowned, "What dynasty is it in modern times?" ”
"Oh, that's what it means now." Xie Xun touched his nose and walked out of the bedroom.
Fortunately, Ziling doesn't like to use his brain very much, he believes whatever he says.
Before Xie Xun entered the palace, he went to Ruyi Pavilion, and when he came out, he carried a huge burden.
On this day, the people in the palace saw the first gentleman in the capital, the prince of the Zhenguo Mansion, the four-grade imperial guard with a knife in front of the emperor's seal, Xie Xun, Xie Daxuan, from the entrance to the palace gate, he gave gifts to people, and chattered like a chatter.
"Brother, it's been a hard night. On this day, there were too many mosquitoes, and yesterday this son was bitten all over his body. Thanks to the maid's recommendation of Ruyi Pavilion's mosquito repellent cream, otherwise this son would have wanted to resign. I heard that this paste is made of cloves and pitcher plants, and mosquitoes will faint when they smell blood. It's such a good thing, you must remember to paint it on the night. ”
Yu Linwei, but everyone who is in the guard, one is counted as one, and they all received a bottle of mosquito repellent cream from Ruyi Pavilion.
Yu Linwei's people not all hate Xie Xun, but some want to make friends, but they are afraid that Xie Xun will be arrogant and have no one in their eyes, so they rush up and stick their hot faces to their cold butts, but they lose face.
Xie Xun's act of distributing mosquito repellent ointment gave a chance to those who wanted to befriend him.
He immediately surrounded Yu Linwei, and poured out as if he didn't want money if he was flattering.
In the corner, Ding Wenshan crossed his arms and looked at Xie Xun who was surrounded in the crowd with cold eyes.
"A bunch of fools who have never seen the world, a bottle of broken ointment will envelop them." Zhang Er spat at the mouth, and smiled at Ding Wenshan flatteringly, "Commander, don't be annoyed, get angry and hurt yourself." ”
Ding Wenshan shook his head and didn't speak.
Xie Suan's trick is very clever. has won the hearts of the people, and he will send it when he sees people, regardless of whether he is high or low, even if it is the imperial history, he can't participate in his crime of bribery.
I don't know if Xie Xun was really bitten by a mosquito last night, so he hit the ground like this, or did he do it on purpose?
"The plan you mentioned, let's arrange it tonight."
Xie Xuan is popular with people, he can ignore it, but he is Jane's person in the emperor's heart.
The emperor is the lord of the world, how can the big and small affairs in the palace be hidden from the emperor?
After the court, the emperor learned that Xie Xun was on duty at night. The emperor's plan turned into a big joke, and I heard that the emperor angrily smashed all the things on the imperial table.
He wants to be the one who helps the emperor out of this evil breath!
Then, he, Ding Wenshan, will step on Xie Xun's kneecap and remove the word "deputy" from the official position.
Zhang Er wiped his snot and smiled evilly, "Tonight, I promise to let that gentleman shed his skin even if he doesn't die!" ”
Zhang Er is also looking forward to Ding Wenshan's ascension. He is Ding Wenshan's most trusted subordinate, Ding Wenshan has been promoted, and the position of deputy commander is in his pocket.
The sword guard is actually rich in oil and water, because he is a close minister of the Son of Heaven, and I don't know how many people are stammering inside and out, but the silver of those people's filial piety has fallen into the hands of a few commanders.
If you are promoted to deputy commander, you will be able to eat countless filial piety.
After tossing in Yunxiu's room all night, Zhang Er became more and more anxious to be promoted and make a fortune.
When he had the silver, he wrapped up the and played as much as he wanted!
"Here, it's yours."
Before the shift, Xie Xun stuffed two bottles of mosquito repellent cream into Zhang Er's hands, and approached with a smile, "Last night, thanks to Captain Zhang, I went to help this son appease Yunxiu." ”
Xie Xun put his hand to his mouth to prevent his voice from leaking, "You didn't steal the woman of this world, did you?" ”
Done!
Not only did it work, but it was also very cool!
Zhang Er slandered in his heart, but he didn't even dare to say it.
"Those who are evil-hearted all told Ben Shizi that you won't be able to control your crotch, you kid can't let Ben Shizi be slapped in the face~"
Zhang Er didn't even dare to say it, but in his heart he imagined the scene of Xie Xun being ridiculed.
"However, Shizi, although Yun Xiumei is beautiful, she is lowly and not worthy of your noble status."
Zhang Er looked around.
"The women in the palace, that's really beautiful and noble."
Xie Xun is a spirit.
Damn, I can't see that this dog slave is quite fat, and even the women in the palace dare to think about it.
Okay, when he mentioned this to himself, he probably didn't have a good heart.
"No matter how beautiful the women in the palace are, they are also the emperor's, and we don't dare to think about it as courtiers." Xie Xun looks like a well-behaved baby.
Just pretend!
Zhang Er pouted.
Those gentlemen in the capital, for the sake of beauty, have they never done anything to bully men and women?
The other party didn't take the bait, and he was not in a hurry, turned around and poured a cup of tea, and stepped forward with a smile.
"Shizi drinks tea."
Xie Xun took the tea and patted Zhang Er's shoulder, "Brother, you have the eyesight to see and know that this son is thirsty." Unlike those people, they know how to talk to the son of this world, and they don't care whether the son of this world is tired or not, thirsty or not. ”
Zhang Er secretly sneered: I still care about you to die!
The knives are all sharpened, you just wait for grandpa to pick up and fall......