Chapter 13: Your Majesty, You Buy It
The emperor made up his mind to use Xie Xun to bring down Xie Shangshu, so naturally he would no longer embarrass Xie Xun.
"Get up. Anshun, take him to wash his face. How old a person is, crying like this, makes people see the joke. ”
Xie Xun broke into laughter and got up happily, but shook his head, "The minister only cries so happily in front of the emperor." In front of his father, the more the minister cried, the more his father disliked the minister, and he would only scold him more. As for the outside of the Zhenguo Mansion, the huge capital, who dares to make the ministers cry? He cried and shouted to the ground, but he couldn't find the north! ”
"If you can bear it, okay." The Emperor shook his head with a smirk.
It's kind of funny.
Xie Xun didn't seem to understand the ridicule in the emperor's words, and nodded thoughtfully, "The minister is actually not stupid at all. Many of his friends said so. ”
Gonggong An couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, and pulled Xie Xun's sleeve, "Xie Shizi, you better go and freshen up first, so that in front of the saint, it will be unseemly." ”
Xie Xun then left with An Shun.
The emperor was a little unsatisfied. However, Xie Xun was soon brought back by Grandpa An.
The matter of bribing officials has not yet been resolved.
"This excerpt says that you have bribed court officials on a large scale and violated the criminal laws of the imperial court." The emperor lit the fold on the table, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "You said that you are good, what kind of paste to send, it is still seven or eight taels of silver a bottle." Do you know how much money ordinary people spend in a year? ”
Xie Xun shook his head solemnly, "The minister doesn't know how much silver the people spend a year?" The minister did not send anyone to investigate. Otherwise, Chen Ming'er sent someone to ask? ”
"That's not the point!" The emperor hurriedly interrupted, otherwise the topic would not know which river Xie Suwan would be taken to again.
"Why do you give away high-priced paste?"
Xie Xun scratched his face, although the mosquito bag had disappeared, he still pointed to his cheek and complained, "Your Majesty, you don't know how many mosquitoes there are in this palace at night?" The minister was bitten all over his face and body last night, and he almost wanted to resign. After going back, I applied the paste of Ruyi Pavilion, and the bag was very dissipated. ”
"The minister was bitten so badly last night, I thought of the people who were on duty at night like the minister. Those people must be itching their hearts and livers, and they don't want to do any errands. The minister once heard a saying, what is it called, if you are poor, you will eat by yourself, and if you are rich, everyone will eat together. The minister's moon silver, in addition to visiting the flower building, drinking flower wine, and appreciating the maid, there is still a lot left. When I visited Ruyi Pavilion, I happened to have silver in my hand, so I bought a few more bottles. After entering the palace, it was sent to the palace people and the brothers in the guard station who met on the road, so that they would not be disturbed by mosquito bites and be at ease on errands. ”
"Isn't that okay? In every year of famine, the wealthy families of the high gate set up porridge sheds outside the city and gave porridge, isn't it also considered bribery? It is the people of the world who are bribes! Xie Xun frowned aggrievedly, "Besides, those palace people and Yu Linwei, which kind of officials are they?" ”
The emperor had the urge to hold his forehead again.
This is a mess, and even the sentence "If you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are good, you will help the world", and you dare to compare your behavior with the good deeds of soup kitchen.
However, to refute, the emperor opened his mouth several times, but Leng did not find a breakthrough.
Xie Suxuan was indeed out of mercy and gave people mosquito repellent ointment, and most people still had no grade of palace people and Yu Linwei. Even if a few lieutenants accepted, I was afraid that those people would not remember Xie Xuan's goodness.
Maybe he will scold Xie Xuan, stupid, showing off his wealth!
"Since that bullshit imperial history can't get used to the minister's approach, then the minister should give this good deed to the emperor."
Xie Xun reached into his sleeve pocket, took out a piece of paper, and approached the emperor, "Your Majesty, the minister spent a total of three thousand six hundred and eighty-seven taels to buy mosquito repellent cream, you can reimburse the minister." In this way, those ointments will become your reward to those people, the emperor. It is also lest the imperial history with a sick brain write some excerpts that the ministers can't understand to annoy the emperor. ”
The emperor looked at the payment vouchers spread out on the imperial table, and was speechless.
Are you a fool, spend money, and still know to keep credentials?
"What are you doing with this?"
The Emperor couldn't help but be curious.
"This thing is useful!"
Xie Xun's voice was eight hundred degrees high.
"Your Majesty, don't look down on this little piece of paper. This is all the experience of the minister. Once, the minister wrapped an Oiran lady, but the grandmother of the flower building had a bad brain, and she couldn't remember the confiscation of the silver, so she didn't say that the minister didn't give it, so she stopped the minister and didn't let her enter the door of the Oiran lady's room. ”
"Will the minister be less money? But the mother bit to death, and the minister lost a lot of face in public. Since then, the minister has developed a habit that no matter what he buys, even if it is a dozen taels of ornaments, the minister must leave a receipt. “
The emperor said in his heart, okay, you go to the flower building, you are reasonable.
There's a fart reason!
If the princes were like this, he would have discounted the legs of those stinky boys.
"Your Majesty, hurry up, you will soon reimburse the silver to the ministers. Otherwise, when Ming'er goes back, his father will know that the minister is in trouble again, and he will definitely scold the minister for squirting blood. Xie Xun picked up the receipt and trembled anxiously.
The emperor could only ask the eunuch to fetch the silver ticket.
Damn, I lost thousands of taels again.
The emperor's heart was a little depressed.
Why does he have to pay money every time he sees this gentleman?
"Your Majesty, don't forget to make a holy decree tomorrow, saying that you have already paid for those mosquito repellent creams. If we do good deeds, we must let people know. Xie Xun trumpeted the silver ticket into his sleeve pocket.
The emperor really wants to spray a sentence, you think it's you, only a few bottles of ointment, and a special holy decree. When the Divine Decree is cabbage?
After collecting the silver ticket, Xie Xun recovered his state as a good baby, and asked in a proper manner, "Are there any more ginseng ministers?" ”
"No more!"
Even if there were, the emperor didn't dare to take it out.
After a while, someone has to mention some people from the Yushitai, don't have anything to do to visit the Xie family, his purse can't bear it.
Although he has a lot of money in his inner treasury, he also spends a lot of money. Besides, he spent silver to raise his concubines, princes and princesses, and he was willing to spend it.
was repeatedly picked up by the Xie family, why?
"The Emperor's ......"
"What's the matter with you?"
Hearing Xie Xun speak, the emperor subconsciously tightened his purse.
"Chen just heard that Grandpa An said that you haven't had dinner yet, aren't you hungry?" Xie Xun looked concerned.
"I feel hungry when you say that." The emperor waved his hand, "Aiqing, step aside, I'm going to eat." ”
Xie Xun knelt down and walked out of the imperial study.
When I walked to the door, I saw Zhang Erli standing by the door.
He looked at Zhang Er in amazement, "Isn't Captain Zhang on the morning shift, why is he still in the palace?" ”
"The brother on duty had diarrhea and went to the thatched house, and the prince was summoned by the saint again, and there was no one at the door. I'll just top it for now. ”
After Zhang Er finished speaking, he approached Xie Xun and covered his mouth with his hand, "The emperor scolded the prince just now, right?" I could hear the sound of smashing things outside the door. ”
Xie Xun nodded wobly, "Not only was he scolded by the emperor, but this son was also scolded." ”
Commander Ding is looking for the imperial history very quickly!
Zhang Er wanted to be promoted to deputy commander soon. When they became commanders, even the imperial history had to take the risk of stammering, just so that there could be more people to help them say good things in front of the emperor.
is also a guard with a sword in front of the emperor, but the official level is very different. Gao Feng spoke in front of the emperor, and the emperor's trust and attention were much higher than Ding Wenshan's. Ding Wenshan is thoughtful, and his words are considered and considered, for fear of making mistakes. When he waited for Second Lieutenant Zhang, he could hardly come forward to talk.
This morning, Zhang Er was called into the dormitory by the emperor for questioning, which was unprecedented, and he couldn't catch up once in a year.
Zhang Er pretended to sigh, "How can this be?" ”
"Who knows what kind of style that Yushi smoked? Fortunately, the emperor felt sorry for Ben Shizi and bought all the mosquito repellent creams for Ben Shizi. ”
Xie Xun patted his heart twice, and he still seemed to have palpitations......