Xie Xun didn't care if the cheap big brother would be pecked by the eagle at night, after he had breakfast, he shook his fan, and went to the palace on an errand day.

The emperor approved a few excerpts, and heard that Xie Xun asked to see him.

"He still dares to come to see me!" The Emperor snorted angrily.

When he heard Xie Xun's name, he remembered his pet leopard.

Although Xie Xun was not killed by his own hands, he died because of him, and if he couldn't catch that master, the emperor put the account on Xie Xun's head.

Damn, can't you let me go back to my wishes?

Didn't I just want the leopard to take a few bites on that squirrel?

The Xie family is also stingy!

"So, no?" Anshun asked tentatively.

The Emperor angrily threw the pen on the table.

He was really angry, and he was just so far away before, but now that he was outside the door, his irrepressible anger was hooked out again.

"Let him get in."

The master has to be caught, and Xie Suzhen has to clean it up, I don't believe that he can hide from the crooked reasoning every time!

An Shun shouted at the top of his voice, "Xie Shizi is here!" ”

Xie Xun tiptoed, trotted into the imperial study, and knelt on the ground as soon as he came, "The minister made a mistake, please punish the emperor." ”

The emperor was stunned, his arm pressed against the table, and looked curiously at the kneeling gentleman.

"What did you do wrong?"

At the same time, he searched in his mind for the report of the courtiers this morning, and made sure that he did not hear the news that Xie Suxuan had caused trouble again, and the emperor's mind was a little calm.

"The eldest brother of the minister, yesterday killed the emperor, your leopard. Although it was the leopard that pounced on people first, and the eldest brother killed the leopard in self-defense, but after all, it was the emperor's pet. It's better to come and admit your mistake to you. ”

Poof, the emperor spurted old blood in his heart.

You fucking killed my leopard, and you confessed to my miscalculation?

"The minister also brought an apology."

Xie Xun reached into his arms and took out two strokes, took out a fist-sized group, with a black head and a white body, I don't know what it was, and held it in front of the emperor like a treasure.

"This is called Little Xiang Pig, also known as Qili Xiang, and the minister asked people to go to it on purpose. When I was a child, the emperor could play on the royal table, and when he was fattened and raised, he clicked, killed, and invited the palace lady to eat a pork banquet. It's fun and delicious, and it won't go crazy and attack people, do you like it, Your Majesty? ”

Poof, the emperor vomited another liter of blood in his heart.

I'm the emperor, you let me raise pigs?

The emperor spit out three mouthfuls of turbid air in a row before he suppressed the urge to slap an inkstone on Xie Daxuan's head.

"I'm busy with politics and don't have time to raise pigs, so it's better for you to keep them yourself."

The emperor said through gritted teeth.

"Okay!" Xie Xun stuffed the little fragrant pig into his arms, and said to the emperor with a smile, "That minister helps the emperor raise it, and when it is older, you can slaughter it, and then send it to the palace and hold a pork banquet for the emperor." ”

Anshun shook his head secretly.

This stupid fool really thought that the emperor had no time to reject his little fragrant pig.

"Your Majesty, aren't you angry?" Xie Xun asked with a shy face, "For the sake of this little fragrant pig, don't punish the eldest brother of the minister." ”

Damn, I want to blow up your pig's head, okay!

The Emperor felt his stomach be thickened by this damn shit.

"Why are you still interceding for your eldest brother?" The emperor looked at Xie Xun mockingly.

Don't you want your eldest brother to die?

Xie Xun scratched his head, looking helpless. "Isn't this that the minister almost pushed the eldest brother out to feed the leopard."

As he spoke, his cheeks puffed out.

As soon as the minister went back, he was called by his father to the main courtyard and scolded a dog's blood spray, and Shuluochen didn't know how to take care of his brother. If the minister doesn't behave again, the eldest brother will be punished for this, and the minister will have to be scolded again when he goes back. ”

Although the defense in the Zhenguo Mansion was extremely strict, the emperor was still able to occasionally get some news from the dark people, such as last night, as soon as the Xie Xun brothers returned to the mansion, Xie Xun was called over by Xie Shangshu.

"By the way, you said before that your father was spoiled and killed, but now there is evidence?"

The emperor didn't want to listen to Xie Xun muttering and complaining anymore.

Xie Xun shook his head and nodded again, "When my father saw the minister, he scolded the dog's blood, is it considered evidence?" ”

Which Lao Tzu doesn't scold his son?

The emperor scolded his sons even more fiercely.

The Emperor shook his head.

It's so annoying to talk to this guy.

"Nachen has no evidence for the time being." Xie Xun shook his head in frustration.

"You can't do this, your eldest brother has already entered the palace on an errand, if you continue to do nothing, sooner or later you will be robbed of the throne." The emperor sighed and shook his head again, as if he was really worried about Xie Xun.

Xie Xun's facial muscles tightened, "What should the minister do?" ”

The emperor tapped his fingers twice on the table, and raised his eyebrows at Xie Xun, "There is no evidence, you can make evidence." ”

"Fabricating evidence?" Xie Xun looked at the emperor with a bewildered expression, "The minister has little reading and doesn't understand those conspiracies, your Majesty, you can explain it more clearly." ”

"You made a big mistake, such as stealing your father's study important letterhead or something, and having your father beat you up......"

Xie Xun screamed and shook his head again and again, "This is not good, don't be beaten." Not to mention the pain, you have to lie on the bed to recuperate, and the minister will be bored to death. It's not good, it's not ......."

The emperor made a straight face, "Then do you still want to keep the throne of the prince?" ”

Xie Xunlian said that he wanted to, but he just refused to agree to steal the letter and be beaten.

The emperor's treacherous plan to kill two birds with one stone fell through again, and his stomach suddenly swelled again.

I want to go back to my heart, why is it so difficult?

I really want people to drag this out and cripple it.

At this time, Changshun came and said that Concubine Gao Shu invited the emperor to go to the imperial garden to visit the lake.

The emperor ended his conversation with Xie Xun and went to swim in the lake.

As the imperial guard, Xie Xun naturally had to follow.

Xie Xun grimaced at the emperor's back.

The Dog Emperor is so fucking treacherous, he actually wants this son to steal his father's secret letter, why don't you just let this son forge a letter of rebellion to you?

It's really stupid to be the son of this world!

On the way, Xie Xun asked Changshun in a whisper.

"There are no piranhas in the lake, do you?"

Changshun pursed the corners of his mouth and smiled, "No, don't worry." ”

Piranhas really don't, but there are other dangers waiting for you!

The emperor gave him the task of capturing the peerless master that the Xie family had placed in the palace. He thought about it and decided to lay out the net on the lake.

On the lake, it's broad daylight again, and if you show your figure, don't even think about running!

Xie Xun followed the emperor to the painting boat.

The painting boat is very large, with two floors above and below, carved beams and painted buildings, sheng singing and dancing, very extravagant.

The emperor may have been angry and ruthless, and when he boarded the painting boat, the emperor and Concubine Gao Shu got tired of it.

Xie Xun and another imperial guard stood guard at the door of the cabin.

Today's partner is a fresh face, and he is dull, Xie Xun shouted at him several times, and he didn't even glance at the corner of his eye. Xie Xun had no choice but to lean against the door, listen to the sound of silk and bamboo in the cabin, close his eyes and take a nap.

"Assassin!"

Suddenly a eunuch exclaimed in the direction of the splint.

Xie Xun opened his eyes and snorted.

There really are assassins!

I don't know when, there were more than a dozen assassins on the deck, black clothes, black pants and black scarves, staring at Xie Xun fiercely, no, it should be the emperor in the cabin behind Xie Xun.

In broad daylight, wearing night clothes to stab?

Xie Xun felt that these assassins had a problem with their brains.

"Faint King, take your life!"

The Assassin at the head of the assassin held a sword in his hand and shouted at the emperor.

"Escort!" An Shun shouted, "Protect the emperor and Niangniang on the second floor!" ”

"Your Highness!" Xie Xun shouted by the neck, rolled up his sleeves and fired his crossbow at the assassins who rushed up.

Puff puff, shoot three Assassins at that time.

Another guard also drew his sword and rushed forward, but before he could make any three moves, he was knocked unconscious by the assassin.

"Kill this guard first! Kill the Emperor again! ”

Those assassins actually abandoned the emperor and hunted down Xie Xun.

Uh, Xie Xun rolled his eyes speechlessly.

This assassination is too fake!