Xie Xun laughed proudly, and played the trick of bullying men and women to the fullest.

"Xie Shizi."

A duck's throat sounded.

Xie Xun looked up, as if he had just noticed that there were still outsiders here, with a slightly nervous look on his face.

Pei Youan caught the change in Xie Xun's expression, and hooked the corners of his mouth slightly coldly.

Die, you'll suffer for a while!

The leading eunuch was Changshun.

Ever since he messed up the emperor's errands, he was demoted from the imperial study and did some errands. has been in the palace for more than 20 years, and once he was deposed, he was not even as decent as the little eunuch who had just been transferred to the imperial study. Landing on such a field, Changshun felt uncomfortable with a toothache when he saw Xie Xun.

"Xie Shizi, the Holy Lord is still waiting to summon General Pei."

There is a sharp edge in these words, and if you don't handle it well, you will be labeled as despising the emperor.

"Yes, it just so happens that this son is also going to the imperial study, let's go together."

Dig a pit for the master, and the master will jump?

Xie Xun shook the folding fan and strode towards the imperial study.

Pei Youan saw Xie Xun leave first, and was a little anxious. Gao Shiqing said that although Xie Xun is not learned and unskilled, and he is not proficient in martial arts, he has a very powerful mouth. Several crises in the past were easily resolved by his seemingly unobtrusive words.

Although Pei Youan didn't believe that a gentleman could have such eloquence, Gao Shiqing said that there must be a basis, and he had to guard against it. He jumped up and trotted to follow.

You must not let that gentleman see the emperor first!

The two of them reached the door of the imperial study with their front and back feet.

Xie Xun turned his face in shock, "Pei Gongzi's hands and feet are quite sharp, it seems that the injury is all healed." ”

Pei Youan snorted softly in frustration. According to the original plan, he wanted to sell well in front of the emperor, but now that so many people have seen him running, he can't pretend to be lame or seriously injured. Fortunately, before entering the palace, the wounds on his face were more hideous.

Xie Xun was about to speak, but An Shun came out and said that the emperor had sent Pei Youan to see him.

Pei Youan glanced at Xie Xun with a smile, and then followed An Shun into the imperial study.

After a while, Changshun was also called in. Then, the emperor's angry cry sounded in the imperial study, "Bastard! Get that bastard in! ”

The Dog Emperor took the opportunity to get angry again!

Xie Xun rolled his eyes and put his hands on the ground......

The Emperor was glaring angrily in the direction of the door, when he saw a man popping and turning his heel in.

One couldn't stop it, bang, and hit the corner of the royal table, Xie Xun fell and squatted.

He frowned, rubbed his sore buttocks, and then stood up, knelt down again, and saluted respectfully, "Minister Xie Xun knocks on the emperor." turned too fast, confiscated his strength, collided with the emperor, and begged the emperor for forgiveness. ”

The anger in the emperor's stomach was made to the ground by this juggling posture, and he asked with a tense chin, "What kind of moth are you doing?" ”

Xie Xun hung his head a little aggrieved, "Didn't the emperor let the ministers roll in, the ministers will be on duty for a while, if they roll on the ground and are covered with ashes, standing at the door of the imperial study will lose the emperor's face, so they will turn over and come in." The minister learned this fight from the drama team, and the emperor watched it, but it's okay? ”

As he spoke, he looked at the emperor with blank eyes, like a child waiting for his parents' praise.

The palace people present all covered their faces.

Pei Youan was dumbfounded, this, is this the arrogant and domineering Xie Daxuan?

The emperor wanted to scold, but he didn't know what to scold. Scold him for not following the Holy Order? People said that it was to save his emperor's face, and they deliberately turned their heels.

After waiting for a while, Xie Xuan, who had not received a reply from the emperor, spoke again.

"If the emperor doesn't like this kind of fight, the minister has learned something else from the troupe, and the minister will give you two more performances."

As he spoke, the whole person lay on the ground, his hands and soles of his feet were on the ground, and his body bounced up and down, moving forward softly and undulatingly, just like a frog.

Xie Xun did this movement in a modern hip-hop dance pose. When he was in middle school, there was a hip-hop dance team at school, and he was dragged by his friends to play for a few days. I didn't expect it to come in handy today.

This hip-hop dance move, you can understand it, you can understand the difficulty, the layman will feel funny, a group of ancients on the scene, only feel that the posture is strange and funny.

Poof, the emperor couldn't hold back any longer and laughed.

The palace people present also laughed one after another, and even Pei Youan couldn't help but sneer.

Play for the gallery!

"Alright, get up." The emperor waved helplessly.

Xie Xun got up with a smile, "Your Majesty, are you angry?" ”

The emperor immediately straightened his face, but before the smile on his face could be contained, the facial muscles looked a little tense and hideous.

"Get on your knees!"

Knock, Xie Xun knelt on the ground obediently, but pouted a little aggrieved, "Why is the emperor angry again?" ”

"You still have the face to say!" The emperor shouted and pointed at Pei You'an, "Look at you beating people!" I heard that you also threatened that the capital is the world of your Xie family, you are very arrogant! ”

Xie Xun didn't seem to understand the emperor's anger at all, and nodded very seriously, "It's really arrogant for a minister to walk in the capital. ”

The expression on the emperor's face was momentarily hideous.

"The minister is the leader of the Gangs in the capital, if he doesn't go sideways, he will be compared to the Qingliu Gang of those Laoshizi. As for the flower building in the capital, it was originally the world of the ministers. ”

Xie Xun secretly changed two words. However, he spoke so quickly that everyone present had no time to react.

"Your Majesty, you don't go to the flower building, if you go shopping, the minister will immediately let Xian, that is, the minister's Oiran mercy moon, and the minister will also give it to you. Chenke is your most loyal fan of the emperor. ”

The emperor was first made to cry and laugh by Xie Xuan's words, Hualou, and the world's unobtrusive words, and then he was confused.

"What is a fan?"

The term has never been heard of.

This word was coined by the minister. It means that you are the person whom the minister admires the most, and the minister has supported you all his life, even if your words are wrong, no, what you say is right, and the person who feels wrong is wrong! ”

The Emperor's anger was once again extinguished by this sycophant, and he asked with some sarcasm, "Do you still invent your own vocabulary?" ”

Xie Xun raised his head suddenly, his face showing a little unhappiness, "Your Majesty, do you look down on your ministers?" Although the minister did not read much, he also wanted to leave something in the literary world of later generations. One day, the chef made a dish of abalone vermicelli, which was particularly delicious, and he never got tired of eating it for the rest of his life. This feeling made the minister think of his reverence for the emperor, and it will never change. So, the minister decided to use the word fan instead of pure reverence. ”

"How is the emperor? The minister also thought of something else, such as Erque, Embarrassment, Cool Brother, and Pretty Girl...... If you feel good, Your Majesty, Ming'er Chen will go and discuss with his grandfather and add these words to the books of genealogy, hehehe......"

The emperor held his forehead.

As far as he doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he still wants to leave footprints in the literary world, so much so that the emperor doesn't know what to say about him.

"You can discuss the matter of publishing the textbook of the Indian clan with your grandfather, and I don't care about it."

"Oh." Xie Xun was stunned and muttered softly, "If the emperor doesn't support this son, grandfather will definitely not agree." ”

If I support you with this waist, I will be scolded by the literary world of later generations!

The Emperor rolled his eyes in disgust......