Zhenjun teased:

"The elderly, don't get angry at every turn, it's easy to get high blood pressure, not to mention affecting sleep, and it will accelerate aging."

Hearing this, Zilai also had bruises on his forehead, gritted his teeth and said:

"As long as you stop, I will be very happy, and I will naturally become younger and more handsome."

"That's not good, you're too lewd, I suspect you're going to plot against me." Zhenjun trembled as he ran with his arms in his hands.

"Little bastard, don't run if you have the ability, this immortal should teach you what politeness is." Jiraiya pointed at Zhenjun's back and scolded.

He felt that his lungs were about to be blown up, and he was a dignified Miaomu Mountain immortal and a great writer, and he was actually humiliated by a little imp who didn't have any hair.

"Young people need to exercise more so that they can grow up, do you understand?"

"Don't give me a poor mouth, what is your purpose, why do you want to kill people and set fires?"

Hearing this, Zhenjun stopped playing around.

As soon as he talked about it, his heart would tremble constantly, and he said solemnly: "I didn't do that. ”

"You didn't do it?" Jiraiya obviously didn't believe what Zhenjun said, and shouted:

"If you say no, it's not? I also said that Tsunade is my wife, do you believe it? ”

Hearing this, Zhenjun's eyes suddenly lit up, and a wonderful thought sprouted in his heart, which said meaningfully:

"I believe it."

"Yes, you won't be ...... What! Jiraiya gouged out his ears and asked again, "Do you believe it?" ”

"I believe it." Zhenjun said with a smile, and at the same time pondered the feasibility of this method in his heart, so that it would be easy to implement it when the time came.

"Humph! Don't think that if you please me, I will let you go, I tell you, it is impossible. ”

Jiraiya is unforgiving.,But in my heart I'm secretly happy.,And fantasies about doing some kind of shameful thing with Tsunade.。

"Please put away the dirty thoughts in your heart." Zhenjun ruthlessly dismantled Jiraiya.

Zilai also wiped the nosebleed that flowed out, and said seriously:

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a serious person and don't accept any slander."

"Hahaha~"

Zhenjun laughed laughing while running, and said:

"When you return to Konoha, you won't be happy, I really want to see your expression at that time."

"What do you mean?"

Hearing this, Zilai also changed his normal, and his expression was very solemn, could he have fallen into a trick?

"Stop chasing, go back and collect the body, it should still be hot now." As Zhenjun spoke, he also sped up his escape.

"Collecting corpses?"

At this moment, Jiraiya's face is dark and terrifying, could it be that something happened to Konoha?

"Looks like I can't let you go today anyway." Jiraiya quickly sealed, and shouted:

"The art of messing with lion hair."

Looked at......

Zhenjun didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly used his speed to throw off Zilaiye, making the opponent's attack miss.

Jiraiya decisively bit his finger and shouted:

"Spiritism."

Boom!

A huge red toad appeared at the feet of Jiraiya in an instant, and this toad was the boss of the toad, Wentai.

"Jiraiya, who is the enemy this time?" The toad boss asked skillfully.

"In front...... Hey? What about people? "The arm that was halfway raised directly froze, where did the bastard go?

"Jiraiya, are you talking about him?"

The toad boss pointed his short knife to the sky, if nothing else, it should be this little bit.

"Flying Ninjutsu?"

At this time, Jiraiya's face was ugly, not to mention how ugly it was, and said solemnly:

"Could it be that he is an assassin sent by the Tsuchikage?"

Because Zhenjun flew too high and too fast, and the Wind Wings were already looming, he didn't see Zhenjun's Wind Wings.

Instead, he mistakenly believed that Makun was an assassin from the land of the earth, after all, throughout the ninja world, only the flying ninjutsu of Tsuchikage Onoki was well known to everyone.

After Zilai came back to his senses, he said angrily:

"This little bastard keeps teasing me, damn it, don't let me see you again next time, or I'll have to shave your head."

Looking at the true monarch who was already out of reach, Jiraiya shook his head and said:

"Wentai, take me back to Konoha quickly, something may happen to Konoha soon."

"Stand firm!"

Jump!

The toad boss jumped hundreds of meters away, and soon one person and one toad disappeared from view.

......

I don't know how long it took.

An afterimage swept through the sky, and it was also the true monarch who came to the assembly point one step ahead of the monarch without words.

He slowly descended to the top of the mountain, looking at the distant scenery, and Zhenjun gradually fell into memory.

After a while, he laughed at himself:

"There are a few less fun-loving ghosts around, but I'm a little unaccustomed to it."

Smack!

Zhenjun patted his face, then closed his eyes, and the next thing was to pass on all his memories to Jun Wuyan.

Another piece of sky......

Jun Wuyan came to a "sudden brake", and the scene suddenly set off a hurricane.

"Tuan Zang, you really can't die well, it's really cheap for you to die so easily!"

Jun Wuyan never thought that Tuan Zang killed not only the Liangyi brothers and sisters, but also Gua Wazi and them.

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became, and as soon as he got angry, all the trees around him suffered.

......

After a long time, Jun Wuyan finally came to the meeting point.

The breeze blows and the hair flutters.

The two of them sat together on the edge of the mountain, neither of them spoke, just quietly looking at the pretty good scenery.

Time passed little by little, and Jun Wuyan took the lead in saying:

"I'm sorry I came back late."

If they had come back sooner, maybe they wouldn't have died.

"Come on, it's none of your business, it's my fault, I didn't protect them well and betrayed your trust."

Zhenjun did not shirk his responsibility and blame the ontology, and blamed himself for not being careful enough and not protecting them.

"That's right, this time it's fortunate that you lured away the old critic of Jiraiya, otherwise he was there, not to mention the killing group hiding, a few of them besieged it, whether I can escape from Konoha or not has to be said separately."

Jun Wuyan no longer mentions sad things, but actively avoids these topics.

He continued:

"But...... Next time, remember not to mess around so much, and tell me beforehand, if you get killed, I don't know if I can get you out. ”

Hear that......

Zhenjun put on an invincible expression in the world, and said sonorously:

"Don't worry, who is my true king, the person who can kill me has not been born yet."

"Ah, yes, yes, look at your bear-like look."

Jun Wuyan pursed his lips and raised two big middle fingers, but he seemed to have forgotten that their faces were exactly the same.

Eh, the true monarch is used to anyone, but he is not used to being speechless, and said disdainfully:

"Cut, if it weren't for your chakra being with my advantage, with my immortal body, maybe you wouldn't be my opponent."

Well?

This guy actually has a backbone, so it's okay, Jun Wuyan immediately stood up, and said unkindly: "Your skin is itchy again, right?" ”

Not to be outdone, Zhenjun also stood up, and said in a dragon arrogant tone: "What can you do to me? ”

Rumble!

The battle broke out in an instant, and the innocent guns lay on the top of the mountain.

Now......

The two seem to have returned to the scene when they first met.

No one obeys anyone, they will quarrel when they meet, they will fight when they quarrel, and innocent "people" will suffer when they fight.

After a long time......

Somewhere in the Land of Fire, the top of a mountain has been flattened by an unknown battle, and the traces of the battle are miraculous.