013. Meowth Hammer: Thor, I'm not clean anymore
The bottom of the pit.
After nearly five minutes of queuing, the last man in front of Ron finally reluctantly let go of his hands and gave up his position.
Coming to the famous 'Meow Meow Hammer', the corners of Ron's mouth turned up slightly, and he confidently grasped the handle of the hammer and pulled it up at will.
Motionless!
"Yo?! So faceless? Ron was upset.
As a righteous pioneer with a noble character, a kind heart, and a willingness to help others, he thinks he can't compare to the moral pacesetter of his kind, but definitely not worse than Vision and Captain America.
Mjölnir is not some loyal and chaste hammer.
Why did Steve and Vision get it, he couldn't get it?
Is it because you're a Kryptonian? ’
Rubbing his chin, Ron felt like he had spotted a blind spot.
Thor, Hela, Steve, Vision, and Jane Foster.
These five are the characters in the MCU who are clearly able to lift Mjölnier.
Except for Thor and Hela, who may have opened the back door opened by Odin, among the other three, two are Earth humans, and one is an intelligent life suspected of being stuck in a bug, and it seems that no alien has ever lifted Mjörnir.
Didn't Tony Stark and Dr. Kidney Deficiency say?
Eliminate all the impossibilities, and what remains, no matter how unbelievable, is the truth.
It just doesn't make sense!
This bus hammer is engaging in racial discrimination!
………………
"Look at his little arms and legs, I'll bet twenty dollars, he's not even as good as Mike in front, let alone move that hammer."
At the edge of the crater, a red-necked man with a big shoulder, a round waist and a height of more than two meters is holding his hands on his chest, and his face is full of banter.
Picking up a hot dog that had passed the test and handing it to his friend, John deliberately said-for-tat: "The confidence on that kid's face doesn't look like it's fake, maybe it's really raised?" ”
"There are still few pretentious young people in these years? Gamble? ”
John smiled and shook his head: "I'm not stupid, Bob didn't shake that hammer with his baby pickup just now, even if Captain America is reincarnated, he may not be able to lift this weird hammer." ”
"I thought I could make a lot of money this time, it's boring."
Muttered in frustration, Red Neck reached out to the bottom of the crater: "Look, isn't this a failure?" ”
Immediately afterwards, he was surprised and said: "Huh~ This guy actually got up and didn't give up?" ”
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'Click~''Click~'
After moving his muscles, Ron's expression was grim, and his palms regained grip on the cold hammer handle.
This bus hammer is a good day and does not learn, but only learns bad.
As soon as he arrived in the lighthouse country, he followed the local customs and messed with racial discrimination.
No wonder it will be crushed into pieces by its previous owner in the future.
In order to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past in the future, Ron has to do a good job of educating Saul today.
Let it understand what it means to be a force... Obey the hammer.
"Drink!"
With a low snort, Ron's muscles bulged up and his arms lifted up.
Not surprisingly, Mjölnir remained unmoved.
Ron had expected this and was not discouraged in the slightest.
Take a deep breath and begin to increase your strength.
100, 20......
When the output power reached seventy percent, Mjölnir, who had been unresponsive, suddenly began to 'buzz' and vibrate.
One by one, blue and white electric snakes shot out from the surface of the hammer body, constantly biting the pair of big hands that were on his body, wanting to touch on him.
Even a full blow from the Hammer God may not be able to cause damage to Ron, let alone a weapon that has lost its master's control and does not have full intelligence.
Ignoring Mjölnier's last resistance, Ron continued to strengthen his persuasion.
…… Eighty, nine, ten!
"To Lao Tzu, get up!"
With a loud shout, Ron's whole body was like a dragon, crisscrossing and crisscrossing, and the sand and gravel at his feet were also lifted by an invisible force field, slowly floating.
'Huh~'
With a mournful cry that seemed to be out of nowhere, Mjölnir seemed to have given up resistance, and the surface was full of lightning, and was lifted up tremblingly by the big hands.
Seeing this scene, the onlookers around the crater suddenly exploded.
The mysterious hammer, which even the combined efforts of three large trucks could not shake in the slightest, was actually lifted.
"My God!" "Did he really do it?!" "Whose child is this handsome guy, my daughter wants to get to know him." ……
The red neck was also dumbfounded, and the hot dog in his mouth fell to the ground without realizing it: "Is he a monster?" It was really lifted. ”
"Who knows?"
Noticing the sand and gravel floating in the air around the other party, John narrowed his eyes: "However, I regret that I didn't bet with you just now." ”
At this time, a group of men in suits wearing sunglasses also rushed to the crater and began to disperse the surrounding crowd.
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"Whew~"
Putting the Meowth Hammer back in place, Ron nodded contentedly.
The children can be taught!
After his full education with emotion and reason.
Mjölnir has come to realize his mistake and abandoned the bad habit of racial discrimination.
And as a moral detector in the Marvel Universe.
Only the most righteous, fearless, and people-minded are qualified to lift up Mjörnir.
In addition to the Asgardian royal family and card bugs.
In the original movie, only Captain America met the requirements.
Now, there is one more being who has been recognized by Mjölnier.
Wrong.
Captain America may still be sleeping in the Arctic now, and he hasn't been approved by Mjölnier.
'Doesn't it mean that Captain America is as virtuous as I am?' ’
Rubbing his chin, Ron's face was full of relief: "I was really born to be a superhero, and Mjölnier's approval is the best proof." ”
In the future, whoever dares to slander him as unworthy of being a superhero will let him taste the iron fist of justice!
"Sir, what superhero? Iron Man? ”
A hoarse, low, slightly familiar male voice suddenly came from behind Ron: "This meteorite contains a large amount of radioactive material, and you may suffer from cancer if you come into contact with it for a long time, please leave here as soon as possible." ”
A black suit that has not changed for thousands of years, a hairline that is about to retreat to the top of the head, and a very friendly smirk.
"Agent Coulson?!"
Ron recognized the famous Marvel novice village chief at a glance: "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”
Someone revealed his true identity, Coulson instantly counted down with cold hair, and his right palm quickly touched the pistol on his waist: "Do we know each other, this gentleman?" ”
"We'll know you later."
"How did you know my identity?"
"Guess."
Smiling slightly, Ron turned around and walked out of the pit without hesitation.
"Sir, do you need me to detain him?"
Staring at the unguarded back, Coulson shook his head solemnly.
The sixth sense, which he had cultivated between life and death, told him that if he did it rashly......
Will die!