After Ji Mubai picked up the bowl and ate the first bite of noodles, Qi Huan couldn't wait to ask, "Is it delicious?" ”

“…… Uh...... "Ji Mubai didn't know how to speak, this bowl of noodles was salty."

Listening to Qi Huan's tone, it should be the first time to cook, and he replied with a clear conscience: "It's okay." ”

"I knew I had a good complexion and smell!" Qi Huan raised her eyebrows, she finished solving the few noodles in her bowl in two bites, and then ran out of the yard.

As soon as Ji Mubai put down the bowl, he heard the sound of Qi Huan running back.

"Xiaobai, the noodles must be eaten, and food must not be wasted."

Helpless, Ji Mubai had no choice but to bite the bullet and finish eating, and after eating, he felt that he was about to be salted.

But he obviously heard that Qi Huan had also finished eating the noodles, could it be that he deliberately added ingredients to his bowl to torture him?

Ji Mubai stretched out his chopsticks and dipped a little noodle soup in Qi Huan's bowl, and then put it in his mouth and tasted it.

"......" regrets.

It's so salty, how did Qi Huan eat such salty noodles? Is she so heavy-mouthed?

Ji Mubai frowned, drank a pot of tea one after another, and felt that the taste in his mouth was lighter.

"Master." Tang Tanuki appears.

"Where did she go?" Ji Mubai put down the teacup.

"The Imperial Dining Room." After Tang Li finished speaking, he looked at Ji Mubai with some sympathy, "Master, I saw that Qi Huan put two large spoons of salt when cooking, and there was little water in the pot, and the taste must be very strong, so the master will still eat the food sent by his subordinates in the future, right?" ”

Ji Mubai gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "No." ”

The plan is about to succeed, and it can't be discovered because of appetite, Qi Huan ran away after eating today, what if they all stared at him to eat in the future.

It's not that the taste is heavy, he can eat it, he has eaten the glutinous rice for several years, and a few spoonfuls of salt can't kill him.

*

Summers are always sweltering, with cicadas chirping in the ruined palace and steaming hot on the cracked floor tiles.

Ji Mubai leaned against the big tree in the courtyard, his long hair like ink was scattered behind him, and his white ears moved slightly, taking in the sounds around him.

Fifteen steps

Ten steps

Five steps

Slender fingers tapped on the trunk of the tree, and when he stopped, Qi Huan just ran in across the threshold.

She held a round watermelon and looked at Ji Mubai in surprise: "Xiaobai, aren't you hot?" ”

Ji Mubai didn't speak, and Qi Huan didn't ask, maybe the little tyrant was calm and naturally cool, and on such a hot day, he dared to wear his hair.

The ancient days were really difficult, there was no air conditioner, no fan, fortunately there was watermelon, barely able to relieve the heat, although it could not taste the taste, but it was better than nothing.

Qi Huan proudly patted the watermelon in her arms, which was the trophy of her social interaction today.

Just listening to the voice, Ji Mubai couldn't determine what Qi Huan was holding in his arms, and there was a bit of pain on his already expressionless face.

What the hell is she going to do today? The taste of the food in the past few days made Ji Mubai wonder if the previous rantilized rice was better than Qi Huan's.

The girl kept shuttling back and forth between the yard and the kitchen, Ji Mubai was suddenly a little irritable, so noisy, his taste buds were already scared, and if he killed her, he might be quiet, and he wouldn't have to eat those strange things.

"Guess what it is?"

There was a cold touch on his hand, and water droplets flowed down his wrist into his sleeve, and Ji Mubai frowned.

As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, his wrist was pushed up by Qi Huan, and the thing in his hand was sent into his mouth, Ji Mubai subconsciously wanted to spit it out, and covered his mouth with one hand.

The icy sweet watermelon juice exploded in his mouth, the coolness dispelled the summer heat, and the restlessness in his heart that wanted to kill was also suppressed.

"Haha! Ji Mubai, you're finished, this melon is poisonous. ”

The girl's funny voice sounded, and Ji Mubai pulled the corners of her mouth, even if this melon was poisonous, it was better than the food she cooked.

He continued to eat watermelon without changing his face, listening to Qi Huan tell what happened to her today and what interesting things she saw.

"You'd never have imagined what I saw in the Imperial Dining Room today......"

After getting along these days, he has gradually gotten used to Qi Huan's strangeness.

After all, no one in this world hides behind a door to scare a blind person.

Every time he went out of the room, Qi Huan would hide by the door and wait to scare him, although his hearing was different from ordinary people, but there were times when his mind wandered......

was distracted for a while, which made Qi Huan laugh at him for a whole day, so that every time he walked to the door, Qi Huan would think about it and laugh secretly, it was really naïve.

Ji Mubai secretly swore that sooner or later he would be scared back.

“…… In order to grab a piece of bird's nest, the two palace maids actually fought, pulled their hair and slapped them, and the one who won the last battle took the bird's nest! ”

Qi Huan's tone was full of novelty, "You don't know how powerful the scolding war was before they fought!" It was lively, and the palace people in the entire imperial dining room couldn't wait to put down their work and concentrate on watching the two quarrel. ”

Ji Mubai's expression was indifferent, but the words he said made Qi Huan's hair stand on end, "Tomorrow morning, no, it's tonight, and the concubine who ate bird's nest will die violently." ”

Obviously, Ji Mubai knew what was going on in the imperial dining room.

The palace maid who won the battle was in the palace of Yu Guiren, Yu Guiren was favored recently, and she herself relied on her grace to run rampant in the palace, and she acted like this without a backer, which was extremely stupid.

There are many people like her who have died in the palace.

"I don't think so, but there are a few women who can receive holy grace who are simple, and she must have confidence in doing so. You must know that the palace maid who was beaten was in Concubine Hui's palace. ”

Concubine Hui has the Nine Emperors by her side, and her mother is expensive by her son.

Qi Huan handed Ji Mubai another piece of watermelon, she didn't taste good when she ate it, but so many watermelons couldn't be wasted.

"Xiaobai, let's bet!"

Hearing the bet, Ji Mubai sighed in his heart, wouldn't he let him guess what color she was wearing today? Every time he guessed wrong, if he guessed correctly, Qi Huan could also rely on him not to see the trick.

He has already been played by Qi Huan five times, and his brain has collapsed!

Seeing that Ji Mubai didn't agree, Qi Huan exclaimed him: "You won't dare, right?" I don't bet on anything else, I won't fool you like before, let's bet on whether the noble person will die this time, we will see tomorrow morning. ”

[You also know that you bet before that you were fooling people! ] 】

502 couldn't help but jump out to speak for Ji Mubai, Qi Huan bullied people and couldn't see it, and he played the little tyrant's brain, he was afraid that Qi Huan's brain would make Ji Mubai open the flower with a punch.

Qi Huan didn't listen to persuasion, and he had to be crazy on the verge of death.

She always has to have some fun for a boring life, Qi Huan is fearless: "How about it, bet or not?" ”

This bet sounds good, at least Qi Huan can't play tricks, Ji Mubai nodded, "What about the bet?" ”

Qi Huan didn't have anything else, and said, "It's still a brain collapse." ”

As soon as the words fell, Qi Huan saw the corners of Ji Mubai's mouth rising wildly, she had never seen Ji Mubai smile so happily, she was suddenly a little scared, and her head hurt faintly.

Ji Mubai nodded in agreement, then turned around and walked straight into the room, leaving Qi Huan with a dashing back.

Qi Huan stood in place and smacked his tongue, "Tut-tut, 502, look, look!" This little tyrant knows how to watch people cook! When I first met, I would pretend to be pitiful and listen to me. ”

"You see now, he found that I couldn't speak in front of the queen at all, so he dared to be cold and violent to me, and nodded without saying anything!"

[I think this is a good performance, although the little tyrant has wanted to kill you dozens of times recently, but he just thinks about it! ] 】

"Is dozens of times rare?" Qi Huan raised his eyebrows.

502's voice was cheap, and he complained to Qi Huan: [Think about your neurotic performance, hide behind the door to scare a blind man, let the blind man guess the color of your clothes, and ask the blind man to play hopscotch with you...... Have you done less outrageous things like this? If you don't die, you can be considered a little tyrant with a good temper. 】

After getting along these days, 502 and Qi Huan have a better relationship, and the two have also changed their opinion of Ji Mubai, and their title has changed from a young tyrant to a little tyrant, adding a bit of intimacy to Pingbai.

"You don't understand, the little tyrant is only fifteen, and he has no friends who have played games with him before, he still has some childlike fun and desire to win, I play games with him, he is very happy, okay!"

[You're just having fun for yourself.] 】

"No, 502, you don't understand as an only child system, I have a younger brother and a younger sister, and I know better than you how to accompany a child who lacks love."

Qi Huan believed that Ji Mubai must also be enjoying it, otherwise why didn't he kill her.

Ji Mubai has a lot of forces behind her back, and it is easy to find out her background, and Ji Mubai knows that she is now an outcast.

"Bang!"

The loud sound attracted Qi Huan's attention, and from the window, it could be seen that Ji Mubai was practicing playing his brain against the pillar.

“…… He's going to just crash me to death. Qi Huan swallowed his saliva.

[It's hard to say, you know in your own heart that retribution is coming! ] 】

[Oh, look at it, look at it, how cute the little tyrant is, you still practice in order to collapse, so naïve, so innocent, so eager to win. 】

502's voice was extremely poor, and Qi Huan was an output at him.

"Beep beep beep *****beep beep bee

[Swear words automatic silencer program, you deserve it. 】

"Beep*!"

Qi Huan rolled her eyes and was too lazy to take care of 502, she picked up the melon peel on the ground and had a plan.

The little tyrant's martial arts are so good that he will trip over the watermelon skin?

In the matter of selling swords, Qi Huan has always been a man of action, she walked into the room with light footsteps and placed the melon skin on the place where Ji Mubai had to go out.

"Ahem, Xiaobai, chop firewood in the yard, it's time to cook on the fire."

"Okay."

Under Qi Huan's blazing gaze, Ji Mubai approached the watermelon peel step by step.

Just one kick, step on it! Hurry up!

Unfortunately, the little tyrant's foot stopped an inch above the watermelon skin, and he said: "Sister, I remember that the firewood chopped last time should be able to be used for the next month, and there is no need to chop firewood again." ”

The plan failed, Qi Huan knew that Ji Mubai had found out, and she promised: "Ah yes, I remembered, you go on to practice your brain, I'll cook." ”

She fled the room as quickly as she could, and as soon as she reached the kitchen door, she fell to the ground.

"Oops, I'm dripping elbows, oops, I'm dripping ripping ridges, oops, I'm dripping waist discs......" Qi Huan lay on the ground and caught a glimpse of the watermelon skin that should have been at Ji Mubai's feet, howling so loudly.

"Sister, are you alright? Why did you fall so well, more than me, a blind man? Ji Mubai leaned against the door and cared kindly.

After being rectified by Qi Huan so many times, Ji Mubai finally had a refreshing feeling of successful revenge, and the joy in his heart was unprecedented.

He finally understood why Qi Huan only succeeded once to scare him to be happy for so long, and this time Qi Huan fell, he could laugh for the rest of his life.

Damn, this culprit actually spoke with green tea, Qi Huan sneered and shouted: "It doesn't hurt!" ”