Chapter 24 The life experience of the gourd baby

It is said that after Sun Wukong walked into the Tushi Palace in a daze, he saw a few gourds of gold pills on the table and swallowed them as if they were jelly beans.

Hundreds of golden pills went down his throat into his stomach, that is, he was born a stone monkey, with extraordinary feet, if he was replaced by other immortals with mediocre qualifications, he would have been blown up by the huge medicinal power.

But even Sun Wukong, after swallowing so much Jindan, couldn't digest it for a while, his stomach was full of satiety, and he just ate and drank at the peach banquet, and a sense of sleepiness came to his heart.

Sweeping the bottles and cans on the table, Sun Wukong lay directly on it and fell asleep.

After guiding Sun Wukong on the path he should take, Liu Jing returned to his mansion and waited for Sun Wukong to return to Huaguo Mountain to fight against Heaven.

Sure enough, a few hours later, the immortal official rang the immortal bell located in front of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and summoned the immortals.

The Jade Emperor, as always, sat on the throne of the Supreme of the Three Realms with a serious face, and there was a hint of anger in the seriousness, although this slight anger was not expressed very directly, but as long as he observed carefully, anyone could see it.

Liu Jing couldn't help but complain, this Jade Emperor really knows how to pretend, obviously it is a performance hosted by himself, but he can pretend to be so realistic.

The immortals hurriedly ran to the main hall, and stood up according to their respective positions The Jade Emperor saw that the people were almost here, and the actors who should have arrived were all there, so they slowly opened their mouths to give instructions.

"The nether demon monkey destroyed the peach orchard, messed up the peach feast, stole Lao Jun's golden pill, and fled to the nether realm in fear of crime, which Aiqing went to crusade."

As soon as King Tota Li heard this, he knew that it was time for him to play, so he stepped forward with his right foot, ready to speak.

Unexpectedly, Liu Jing had already seen this opportunity, walked out of the team one step ahead of him, and said loudly: "That little demon monkey is not worried, only Weichen needs to lead two thousand elite soldiers of the Lei Department to take his head." ”

Tota Li Tianwang's face turned red, and he silently retracted his right foot.

This new Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun really had no eyes, and he actually robbed himself of his work.

And if you belittle the Monkey King so much, don't you even look down on me, the defeated commander of the Monkey King.

The Jade Emperor frowned, why didn't you follow the script?

Lao Jun, who was holding a whisk on the side, sighed in his heart when he saw such a stalemate scene.

"Tianzun's mana is all over the sky, that demon monkey must not be Tianzun's opponent, but that Huaguo Mountain is a place where the demons gather, and I am afraid that only two thousand elite soldiers will not be able to trap those demons.

Otherwise, Tianzun would go to fight the demon monkey first as the vanguard, and Li Tianwang would set up a large array of heavenly nets on top of the Huaguo Mountain, and this battle would definitely be able to wipe them out. ”

After the Jade Emperor took a deep look at Liu Jing and Taishang Laojun, his frowning brows relaxed.

With a smile on his lips, he said: "Lao Jun is right, with Tianzun as the pioneer, the demon monkey will definitely be invincible." ”

He immediately ordered Liu Jing to summon the general of the Lei Department and take 10,000 elite soldiers to Huaguo Mountain to fight the monkey head.

Then he awarded Li Tianwang the post of marshal and ordered him to recruit generals.

After Liu Jing received the order, he returned to the Lei Department and summoned the generals.

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in a chat group.

Guo Jing: "You are preparing to become the Four Emperors, but there is no need, I can't understand when you want to serve in the Heavenly Court, isn't it good to be a free and chic scattered immortal, waiting for the next world to open up?" ”

Lin Jing: "Indeed, what is the benefit of the current Heavenly Court to you?" If you want to take a step forward in your cultivation, you can only open the sky, what's the point of being an immortal official and being controlled by others. ”

Liu Jing: "You don't understand, the position of this Heavenly Court is theological. ”

Aragaki Yasu: "Theocracy, what's the use?" ”

Liu Jing: "This thing is the manifestation of the rules of heaven and earth, for example, I am now the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Universalization Heavenly Venerable, able to master the thunder of the heavens and punish right and wrong."

Mastering the thunder through divine power not only does not require my original cultivation, but also makes it more powerful and easy.

If I can become one of the Four Emperors, or even go further, and sit on the throne of the Supreme of the Three Realms, I should be able to wrestle with those few Heaven Opening Bosses at that time. ”

Guo Jing: "I see, that's why it's as strong as Sanqing, and it also wants to shoot the vest to occupy an important position in the Three Realms." ”

Aragaki Yasu: "Isn't that the authority of the Monkey King stronger, and he can all be Monkey King, and what is stronger than this?" ヽ(ー_ー)ノ”

Liu Jing: "What's the use of this kind of fictitious job specially used to summon thugs?"

People just came to Heaven to gild, and Lingshan still has a position to defeat the Buddha for him? ”

Liu Jing took his little brothers through the Nantianmen and came to the sky above Huaguo Mountain.

I started a live broadcast.

After Guo Jing came in, he smiled and said: "After all, Sun Dasheng was once your childhood idol, can you bear it to him like this?" ”

Liu Jing said he didn't want to speak.

Guo Jing was bored with himself, so he looked at the figure standing on the top of the mountain under the clouds.

"Tsk, this Monkey King's body is unexpectedly thin."

Guo Jing sighed a little, the Monkey King who appeared in his eyes at this time had golden hair, shining like gold, but his body was not very tall, which was different from the general impression of him.

"It's tall among the monkeys." Liu Jing said loudly.

After all, Sun Wukong is a monkey, and he is indeed a little thin compared to humans, but the glorious deeds in his memory will always reflect him tall.

"Who's coming?" Sun Wukong shouted, then jumped hard and flew above the clouds.

"Great Sage, don't come unharmed." Liu Jing stepped forward and greeted.

"It turned out to be Tianzun, you also came to arrest me." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and then asked.

"How could it be, Poor Dao is here to invite the Great Sage to go to heaven to drink." Liu Jing said with a smile, and then there was a sneak attack.

Two short daggers formed by the condensation of blue and white thunder rushed towards Sun Wukong's lower three paths.

Sun Wukong was shocked and jumped upward, but the golden skirt armor in front of his thigh was still scratched a few times, turning into a battle-damaged version.

Sun Wukong distanced himself and yelled at Liu Jing: "You are so shameless, you actually attacked and bullied me, an old monkey, what if you ruin my happiness in the second half of my life." ”

Liu Jing saw that he had escaped his "open" attack, which was a pity, but when he heard what he said about the happiness of the second half of his life, he immediately laughed.

Even if this Monkey King freezes the Seven Fairies in the original book, he doesn't have any movements, and he will still think about the lower half of his body?

Wait a minute.

Liu Jing suddenly thought that if the gourd baby is also a Journey to the West worldview, then who will be the father of the gourd baby?

As we all know, the gourd baby is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple seven colors, and the seven fairies are also these seven colors, and the gourd baby can become a stone mountain, and Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone.

Tsk, that's a lot of information.

In this way, if you let Sun Wukong rebel in advance and didn't fix the Seven Fairies, wouldn't it stifle the appearance of the gourd baby?

When Liu Jing thought about it like this, he felt that he was really guilty.