"Hello? Hongyu xi: Are you okay over there? ”

After giving the little Shiba Inu an affirmative answer, Liu Hongyu turned on the microphone again and began to ask the sailors which track to choose.

Looking at the barrage of "Monaco", Liu Hongyu silently changed the track from Bahrain to Baku station, that is, after the crash, he either learned from Verstappen to kick out the whole summer or learned from Leclerc in the famous castle to lose Pid (on the wall) and then cut into the five embarrassments by sailors.

Not long after Liu Hongyu confirmed that his side was normal, the voice of a penguin suddenly came.

"That's... Hongyu xi, can you change the track to the one in Barcelona... I used to run Baku and always crashed......"

"It's also... After all, it will be a little more comfortable for novices to open a comprehensive track like Catalan. ”

After listening to Mingjingnan's words, Liu Hongyu quickly changed the track to Catalonia and prepared to start the race.

"Expected, unreasonable..."

Looking at the "wives" of the group of old people who listened to Mingjingnan's voice on the mobile phone next to him, Liu Hongyu said to himself.

Zhejiang Li Xiuman: "Dream linkage belongs to yes"

After changing the starting order to a reverse order, Liu Hongyu entered the qualifying session.

Guangdong Havertz: "It's over, it's over, my two external applications are going to be abused, what's the matter, Xiao Liu is also the track record holder in Spain, Belgium and Baku in the 21 game..."

After choosing Williams to start the qualifying race, Liu Hongyu controlled the car and went out to do flying laps.

"Williams, this muscle car... Forcing me to drive it by adjusting the differential every corner? ”

After cursing EA a hundred times in his heart why it was not 22 so that he could drive a Pagani, Liu Hongyu looked at the black Mercedes and the red Prancing Horse (Ferrari) in front of him and didn't bother to go over, and quickly warmed up the tires to get the temperature up.

"6, the tires don't heat up and you drive the lap?"

Looking at the two people in front of them, they used the same way as Kimi to warm up the tires - they started the flying lap after the tire was not warmed up, but the tire grip did not rise, and the first turn directly turned into a Mebenwo brand lawn mower to cut the corner.

After heating up the soft tires, Liu Hongyu's lap time directly threw the two of them for more than ten seconds.

"Invalid, invalid! This lap is invalid! ”

When Liu Hongyu controlled the car through Turn 16, he also specially pressed the right front wheel of the car on the white line, and most of the tires were still on the line, and then pulled out the Spanish qualifying race and whipped it repeatedly.

Foshan Torres: "Michael Massey? He's a chicken! ”

The world's first stupid black baby: "A Torres branch 666"

After pushing a few laps, Liu Hongyu controlled the car back to the P room and began to swing badly, and then turned on the live broadcast on Sasha Minato's side to watch how they brushed the lap time.

"Sit back and wait to be overtaken." As he spoke, Liu Hongyu took out a bag of melon seeds from the side and began to wait for the two to brush the lap time.

Kai Havertz: "I also want to be surpassed by Minami Nakai and Sasha Minatoki. ”

Ten sets of Yuzu every day: "The pervert upstairs!" Let them go! Let me! ”

Guangdong Havertz: "Just kidding, I love racing so much, I surpass her when I experience and have Na racing, isn't it fragrant that she surpasses me?" ”

The mountain monkey is the reddest in my belly: "A group of perverts"

"So... Let's make three laps. ”

After adjusting the number of laps in the game to half of the reality, Liu Hongyu simply put the two in front of him into the race and began to warm up the tires after three laps.

When the two of them reached his fourth lap, Liu Hongyu directly stepped on the accelerator and began to accelerate, and after two laps, he was directly uncovered.

“Blue flag！ Blue flag！ Come on！ Blue flag…”

After brushing the purple again and again, Liu Hongyu looked at the lap time displayed on the computer screen and sang the Blue Flag song, "saluting" Aston Martin's Sebastian Vettel in the air.

After ignoring the "No.You're racing with her" posted by a bunch of sailors who knew this stalk on the barrage, Liu Hongyu controlled the car in the game and plunged headlong into the pit to change into red tires.

"I know the overcut tactic... It's not like a fan of cloud cars...... It's just that I don't know if it will be as defensive as Saudi Arabia's Panzi last year..."(Non-black, I only black Ma Zeping, a driver with a problem character, BTW Haas this year is really not a person, in the case of the FIA clearly stated that Russian drivers are allowed to participate in the competition, he should go but should not go because he was fired by Fass Squid...) ）

Looking at the barrage, some sailors on the other side reminded him that Mingjing Nan, who played the most 6, wanted to enter the pit stop later to try overcut him in the live broadcast, Liu Hongyu said to himself.

Sasha Minatosaki: "OK, everyone on the field is blowing up my waste wood now?" ”

Looking at the Ferrari that came out of the tire change on the screen, Liu Hongyu could only sigh why the Ferrari in the game did not pull the tire so much.

"We had a serious problem with our engine, so we needed to find a safe place to stop or go back to the pits as soon as possible."

Looking at the cars in the game that were constantly downshifting and starting to slow down, Liu Hongyu calmly parked the car on the side of the track and learned his "English teacher", Haas team leader Gunzai Steiner.

“I f**king love the game！ How f**king beautiful it is…”

After the English teacher said a bunch of shielding words, Liu Hongyu cut the perspective on the screen to the little Shiba Inu and silently began to eat melons.

Guangdong Havertz: "Ethane, ethane, willis ethane." ”

After chatting with the little Shiba Inu on the other end of the phone, Liu Hongyu cut the track into the Baku street circuit in Azerbaijan.

"It's really half a look at the technology, half a look at the castle bend, and the face..."

After controlling the car through Turn 7, Liu Hongyu hit the wall because the braking point was slightly not selected, and the front wing hit the wall and directly scrapped a front wing.

After pulling the two of them for ten seconds to end the qualifying race, Liu Hongyu adjusted the number of laps of the race and started the main race, but...

Since he began to untie the set after letting go of two laps this time, Liu Hongyu didn't take long to get to the front of Sasha Minatosaki, and then...

“I'm stupid… I'm stupid……”

Looking at the broken front suspension of the car on the computer screen, Liu Hongyu could only sigh that the choice of the brake point of Sasha Minato as a novice was really not good.