Chapter 77: Forced to go on a blind date
"Actually, I'm married!"
As soon as Xu Ji's words came out, it was tantamount to a thunderclap on the ground, and everyone present was stunned.
There was a crisp sound, and Xu Yun, who came out of the kitchen with noodles, smashed the noodles in her hand on the ground.
But she didn't care so much, and said with a shocked face: "Brother, what are you talking about?" ”
"I said, I'm married."
Xu Ji was a little helpless: "Because of some things, I didn't have time to tell you, and I didn't have a wedding, so I just got a marriage certificate, and I thought I would bring it back to you when she had time." ”
"I didn't expect you to arrange a blind date for me."
Although he had long thought that he would definitely be questioned when he had a showdown with his family, he could never have imagined a showdown in this case.
I can't care about anything else at the moment, so I can't really be pulled on a blind date, right?
"Sister-in-law, what do you mean?"
The matchmaker suddenly lowered her face: "Your sons are married, and you still call me a matchmaker?" If I don't say it, then it will be done, and I'm not a sinner. ”
"Oh, damn him, listen to me!"
Liu Xiangling slapped her thigh: "I don't know about this!" ”
As he spoke, he glared at Xu Ji again: "You dead boy, what's going on?" Which girl is the other party, why is she willing to marry you for no reason? ”
I didn't even have a wedding, and my parents didn't see it, so something wasn't right.
Xu Yun's eyes flashed on the side: "Brother, don't you want to go on a blind date, so you lied to our mother that you were married, right?" ”
The more she talked about it, the more she felt that it was very likely.
After all, she thinks she still knows about her brother.
When I was in college, I was full of thinking about making money, even if I had a girl confessing, it was too troublesome, how could I change my personality as soon as I graduated?
Besides, even if you really change sex, it's impossible to find someone to marry right away, right?
How can a girl get married without even seeing her parents, and without a wedding bride price or anything, she can get a certificate directly?
At first glance, you can tell a lie to escape the blind date!
And when she said this, Liu Xiangling also came back to her senses, and pinched Xu Ji's ears: "Okay, you stinky boy, you dare to deceive me?" ”
"Mom, let go!"
Xu Ji hurriedly begged for mercy: "I'm really married!" ”
"What about the marriage certificate? What about people? ”
Liu Xiangling scolded while comforting the matchmaker on the side: "I'm sorry to let you see the joke, this dead boy is not sensible, I scolded him a few words, this blind date is still going to go, I finally have a chance!" ”
"Mom, I'm really married, and I didn't bring back the marriage certificate, but I can call my daughter-in-law to show you the certificate."
Xu Ji became more and more speechless, simply took out his mobile phone and dialed Sun Jin's WeChat number.
It's a pity that it rang for a long time, but I didn't answer it.
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
"Brother, you just admit it!"
Xu Yun pouted and said, "I can't find anyone to cooperate with lying temporarily, right?" It's better to go on a blind date! Maybe you can meet a beautiful woman? ”
"Less talking."
Xu Ji glanced at her sideways and dialed Sun Jin's phone again.
Still no one answered.
"Stinky boy, don't pretend, give me a blind date!"
Liu Xiangling glared: "If you don't go, see how I clean you up!" ”
"I ......"
Xu Ji opened his mouth, but finally lost: "Forget it, just go!" ”
It's a big deal to go through the motions, and when the time comes, just say it's not appropriate.
Thinking of this, he secretly made up his mind that he had to bring Sun Jin home as soon as possible for his parents to see.
Otherwise, next time I will arrange a blind date, then who can bear it!
"Young people now!"
The matchmaker shook her head: "Working outside, my heart is playful, and I am not in a hurry about major events in my life, I can tell you, this girl today is famous for her beauty." ”
"In the past two days since she resigned and came back, the people who asked me to come to the door to say that the matchmaker had double digits, if it weren't for your mother's sincerity, I wouldn't want to go on this trip."
Saying that, he looked at Xu Ji again: "But I see that you are very energetic, it should be fine." ”
It's a really uncomfortable feeling like being valued like a cargo.
Xu Ji sighed, waved his hand and said, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
Settle the matter as soon as possible, and go back to Qingzhou as soon as possible.
Seeing that Xu Ji no longer refused, Liu Xiangling suddenly smiled: "That's right!" After becoming a family, your father and I can rest assured. ”
While speaking, he said to Xu Yun: "Your father will tell him when he comes back from the field, and we will come back at noon." ”
"Got it."
Xu Yun waved her hand.
As a result, Xu Ji was dragged by the matchmaker and her mother to embark on a blind date.
On the way, the matchmaker introduced the other party's family background again, and said to Xu Ji at the end: "This girl's name is Cheng Xi, she has just graduated from college, and it is said that she is going to take the graduate school examination. ”
"Cheng Xi?"
Xu Ji frowned.
Why is this name so familiar?
I think I've heard it somewhere......
But he didn't pay attention to it, and the matchmaker nodded his head in response.
Anyway, it would be nice to deal with it.
After walking all the way for about 20 minutes, I soon arrived at Chengjia Village.
As soon as she entered the village, the matchmaker changed her face: "It's unfortunate." ”
"What's wrong?"
Liu Xiangling was stunned for a moment.
The matchmaker pointed to a woman walking in front of her: "I didn't see that person, she is also a matchmaker, and it is estimated that she also brought someone on a blind date, and the girl who has been at home in Chengjia Village these days is only that Cheng Xi." ”
"It seems that I also went to Cheng Xi on a blind date, and I crashed."
Xu Ji was overjoyed: "That's right, let's go back!" ”
"It's all here, how can there be a reason to go back without meeting?"
The matchmaker said directly: "If you crash, you will crash, anyway, it is all in the stage of looking at each other, and this kind of thing is not said to come first, maybe people don't look down on others, but they like you?" ”
Liu Xiangling also nodded: "That's right, that's right, son, you should be angry!" ”
"I ......"
Xu Ji couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
He's really married, and he really doesn't need a blind date!
And it's still a blind date in line, which is too, right?
But he couldn't resist his mother, so he still resigned himself to following Cheng's house.
Before I entered the door, I heard a slightly impatient voice from inside: "Mom, I said that I don't want to go on a blind date, I don't want to get married so early, how many have I watched in the past few days?" ”
"If you really want to get married, you can have a house and a car and earn millions a year! Otherwise, don't bother me. ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Xiangling's face darkened.
Have a house and a car and earn millions a year?
That's too much to ask!
"It's okay, it's okay, see someone!"
The matchmaker hurriedly played a round: "Maybe seeing that your son is handsome, this girl will let go?" ”
It happened that the matchmaker who came on a blind date came out with a young man, and when he heard this, the young man sneered: "Can you eat if you are handsome?" ”
As he spoke, he looked at Xu Ji for a while, and when he saw that he was dressed ordinary, his face was suddenly full of disdain: "I advise you to go back!" This kind of money worshipper will not be able to look down on you at all! ”