Listening to Mrs. Bai's eyebrows flying and phoenix dancing to describe the "Legend of the Sword God", there was still worship in her eyes, and when she talked about the excitement, she danced with her hands, Zhang Yuanmian knew that she was not lying.

"White-clothed Sword God, what are you asking about this matter?" Madame White felt a little strange.

"It's okay, leave me alone, you go get busy."

Zhang Yuanmian asked a few more witnesses.

Although the pictures described by the witnesses are a little different from those of Madame Bai, they all revolve around "cutting off the river with one sword and slashing the demon dragon with one sword".

Zhang Yuanmian lay on the grass, his head resting on his hands, and calmly analyzed: "If I don't have a problem, then the villagers are lying, and if I have a problem, then who has the problem?" ”

Thinking about it, I was so sleepy that I fell asleep on the grass.

I don't know how long I slept, Zhang Yuanmian woke up and found that his hands and feet were trapped and tied to a bed.

There was a "click" sound of eating in my ears.

Zhang Yuanmian looked over and saw that Mrs. Bai's clothes were half-untied, her breasts were half-exposed, and her skin was delicate, tempting the most primitive desires in people's hearts.

But he didn't have a trace of evil thoughts, because she was too terrifying.

She knelt on the ground, holding a child in her arms, blood from the corners of her mouth.

"Hey, hey." Seeing Zhang Yuanmian wake up, Mrs. Bai smiled and knelt in front of him, "Husband, do you want to eat?" ”

Zhang Yuanmian was startled by her smile and what she said, "Madam Bai, what are you doing?" Are you crazy? ”

"Husband, what do you say? That's what you taught me. ”

"Crazy."

"Forget, you are tied up by me and can't eat, then I'll feed you, good boy, husband, don't move."

Madame Bai twisted her body, climbed onto the bed, climbed onto Zhang Yuanmian's body, grabbed Zhang Yuanmian's hand, crossed her fingers with him, and said:

"My good husband, my lady will feed you."

She took a bite of the meat and was about to send it to Zhang Yuanmian's mouth.

Frightened, the sword qi in Zhang Yuanmian's body exploded, cutting off the strip of cloth that tied his hands and feet, and the sword qi shook Madame Bai out of the door.

Madame Bai twisted her body and stood up, and said, "Husband, you hurt me." ”

Zhang Yuanmian jumped up from the bed and walked out of the room, "What a ghost, I just slept on the grass for a while, why did you become like this?" ”

When he walked out of the room, he found that he was wrong, it was not Madame Bai who had become this ghost, but the whole village had a problem.

More than a dozen villagers were beating each other with red eyes and hoes in their hands, and they were covered in blood, "This pumpkin is mine, and whoever robs me will kill him." ”

The two women pulled each other's hair from a distance, "You slut, you dare to seduce my husband, I will kill you." ”

Three men fencing.

In the distance on the straw pile, there is a group of men and women, stripped naked, and the picture is very promiscuous.

Some villagers are setting fire to women's hair, "Slut, I'll burn you." ”

The old village chief, naked, wriggling quickly on the ground like a maggot, came to Madame Bai, threw her to the ground, and said:

"Madam Bai, you are so beautiful, you will obey me today."

"Let go of me." Madame Bai began to struggle, "If you don't let go of me again, I'm going to call my husband." ”

"Smack." The village chief slapped Mrs. Bai in the face and said viciously:

"You slut, you are a dog raised by your husband, grovel to her, obey her words, and strike hard at me, today I will overlord the bow."

"Husband, save me." Mrs. Bai reached out and grabbed Zhang Yuanmian's trouser legs, "Husband, don't look at it, save me." ”

The village chief looked up at Zhang Yuanmian and said, "As long as you don't stop me, all the women in this village will be given to you in the future, and you will only make money and not lose money." ”

“……”

Zhang Yuanmian's face was cold, and he kicked it over, kicking the village chief out of the air.

Mrs. Bai was saved, quickly got up, hugged Zhang Yuanmian's hand, and said coquettishly:

"It's still my husband who is good to me, don't let anyone bully me, I want to give birth to my husband, give birth to many, many children, and then ......"

As he spoke, he stood on tiptoe and said two words into his ear: eat......

"I must be dreaming."

Zhang Yuanmian pinched his thigh fiercely, but the dream did not disappear, and the picture in front of him was still the same.

"It's a big problem here, I need to get out of here right away." Zhang Yuanmian no longer hesitated, and woke up the two Taoist boys, but he didn't expect them to be trapped in a dream, and they couldn't wake up no matter how they shouted.

A mouth shouted: "The old man pushes the cart backwards, and Guanyin sits on the lotus platform." ”

The other mouth shouted, "Pork belly, it's so fragrant." ”

Zhang Yuanmian picked them up and threw them into the carriage, only to remember that he had almost forgotten someone, and shouted: "Little eunuch, where are you?" ”

I searched everywhere, but I didn't find the little eunuch.

"Forget it, leave him alone, run away." Zhang Yuanmian just wanted to drive the carriage away, but Mrs. Bai jumped on the carriage and said, "Husband, where are you going, I will go too, don't leave me." ”

"Who is your husband, don't shout."

"Husband, huh...... Don't you...... Husband, don't kill me. ”

"Call the husband again and get out of the car."

"Okay, Xianggong, where are we going?"

"Don't call me a father-in-law."

"Okay, officer, where are we going?"

"I ......" Zhang Yuanmian stretched out her foot and wanted to kick her away, but she hugged her knees and shrunk into a ball, saw her pitiful appearance, retracted her foot, and drove the carriage away.

Whether it's a dream or not, this village can't be left behind.

Drove the carriage out of the village at a high speed.

Half an hour later, Zhang Yuanmian felt that something was wrong, because he was still wandering around the village, and it stands to reason that he could leave with a stick of incense at most.

"I don't believe in evil." He continued to drive the carriage away, turning and turning, and it was dawn, but he still did not leave the village, "It's over, it's a big problem. ”

Just when Zhang Yuanmian was racking his brains to find a way, a familiar voice came from not far away: "Ahhhh ”

When I looked up, the little eunuch, who had not seen anyone all night, was chased around by a weasel.

The little eunuch was so tired that he was panting: "Can you stop chasing our family?" One night, if you are not tired, our family is tired. ”

"Little chic is quite a thing, see where you can run, Lao Tzu will tire you to death when he is tired." The weasel panted.

Chased him all night without catching him, so that the dignity of the weasel was provoked.

"As a wolf clan, Lao Tzu must eat your blood and eat your flesh."

"Help, hmm......" The little eunuch quickened his pace in fright.

"Little things, don't run."

The weasel chased after it with a hoarse voice, and even released yellow smoke from its buttocks, helping it to speed up, "If I don't eat you, I won't be a wolf." ”

One person and one wolf, one in front and one behind, seems to be fierce, but in fact the speed of the thief is slow, and the shell man next to him pushes the dung ball and quickly overtakes them.

The weasel's cruel words made the little eunuch panic, and he unintentionally looked up and saw Zhang Yuanmian, who had not been found all night.

"National teacher, save me."

The little eunuch clenched his fists and ran towards him, accidentally fell to the ground, slid on the ground for several meters, and just stopped in front of Zhang Yuanmian.

The weasel was also so tired that he lay on the ground, staring at the ground on his hind legs, like a rapidly wriggling maggot.

came behind the little eunuch, stretched out his tongue and licked the little eunuch's feet, and said:

"When I finally catch you, let's start eating from your feet."

Hearing this, ......the little eunuch was so frightened that he almost fainted.

"Hahaha, you're so timid." The weasel opened his mouth with a smile and looked at Zhang Yuanmian, "What do you see, don't hurry up and help Lao Tzu up." ”

Zhang Yuanmian looked at the weasel: "Do you still have the strength?" ”

The weasel said: "Are you stupid, if Lao Tzu has the strength, he will lie on the ground, Lao Tzu is thirsty, quickly help Lao Tzu up." ”

"Then I'll be relieved."

"Huh?" The weasel sensed something was wrong, as the boy quickly drew a sword and gestured back and forth around its neck, "Hey, hey, what are you going to do?" Don't play with the sword, it's dangerous, put it down. ”

"Huh." Zhang Yuanmian frowned, the sword in his hand flickering with a cold glow.

"Don't play with the sword, put it down, Lao Tzu will give you a little more meat...... Did you hear that? ”

"Poof."

Zhang Yuanmian slashed down with a sword, and the weasel's head flew out and walked peacefully.

Zhang Yuanmian wanted to see if there was a reward, but there was no reward, could it be that the same creature did not give a reward?

"Scared our family to death." The little eunuch got up from the ground, wiped away the tears on his face, and hugged Zhang Yuanmian's hand, "National teacher, where have you all been all night?" ”

"I haven't asked you yet, why are you being chased by a weasel again?"

The little eunuch said: "I slept well last night, I heard the movement, went out to take a look, and found that it was a weasel, and then I was chased by it all night, and our family shouted for you to help, but you ignored our family." ”

"I didn't hear that." Zhang Yuanmian told him what he saw in Lori Kiln Village.

His mouth opened wide in disbelief: "There is such a thing. ”

Zhang Yuanmian couldn't figure it out, "Forget it, what's the matter, let's get out of here." ”

"Ahh There was movement in the carriage, and Madame Bai woke up in a daze, "Why am I here?" ”

At this time, the two children also woke up.

Zhang Yuanmian hurriedly asked them: "Do you still have any impression of what happened last night?" ”

The three of them shook their heads, not knowing what they had done.

Zhang Yuanmian felt more and more strange, and said, "Let's go back to the village now." ”

Drive the carriage back.

It was found that everything was normal in Lori Kiln Village, there were no blood marks on the ground, the villagers lived in harmony, no one was injured, no one died, as if what I saw last night was an illusion.

Zhang Yuanmian asked a few people in the village, and they didn't know what happened last night, but they felt that Zhang Yuanmian was a little weird.

"What the hell happened last night?" The village chief asked, curious.

"You ...... last night" Zhang Yuanmian stared at the village chief, wanting to say that you pounced on Madame Bai and wanted the overlord to bow hard, "It's okay, it's all good, nothing happened." ”

Waiting for the village chief to leave, Zhang Yuanmian looked at the little eunuch and the two Taoist boys, "What do you think about this matter?" ”

The little eunuch did not speak.

Wang Daotong didn't speak.

Li Daotong spoke: "Senior brother, I'm hungry. ”