Chapter 15: The Red Whisk Witch

Wang Dalong asked, "How to cooperate?" ”

Zhang Yuanmian asked them to gather together, muttered for a while, and said:

"This is my plan, to design five small scenes, through a question and answer, the words do not clearly say whether the reading is good or bad, but the side shows that the reading is useful. Their arguments and answers are very old-fashioned, and my kind of scene design should be quite novel and ingenious, so I think I can give it a try. ”

Although the solution he came up with was not very good, it was at least better than the "uselessness of reading" that they had been arguing.

Just do it.

After preparing for a while, Zhang Yuanmian walked to the stage and explained the situation, and the people above got off the stage one after another and quietly watched him perform.

He moved a chair and placed it in the middle of the stage, put on a yellow robe, and dressed himself up as a master, with a sign hanging next to it, which read:

"The master of solving worries, specializing in solving problems for people, is free."

Soon the first customer stepped forward, played by Li Fengyan, who played a poor man.

"Master, I don't have enough clothes and food all day long, I'm always hungry, and my family is so poor that I haven't eaten this meal, what should I do if I'm poor? Ask the master to solve my doubts. ”

Zhang Yuanmian only said one sentence: "Reading, there is a golden house in the book." ”

"Master, I understand, you mean that reading can change fate, right, thank you for your advice."

Li Fengyan exited, and the second character came up, a lazy ghost, played by Wang Dalong, "Master, I'm not energetic in anything, I always don't want to work, I'm lazy to eat, everyone in the family says I'm lazy, what should I do if I'm lazy?" ”

"Reading, because reading 10,000 books, traveling 10,000 miles."

"You mean to say that reading more books will change my bad habits, right, thank you master, I realized."

Wang Dalong withdrew, and the third character appeared, which was the little eunuch.

"Master, I'm a dignified man, just one meter six tall, walking with others, I seem to be very short, master, what should I do if I'm short? Is there a way to make me taller? ”

"Reading, because everything is inferior, only reading is high."

"Master, I've come to my senses."

The fourth character who appeared was an arranged dragon set, unkempt, with a strange and ugly appearance, sitting in front of Zhang Yuanmian very unconfidently, with an inferiority complex on his face and said: "What should I do if I am ugly?" ”

"Reading, because there is poetry and bookishness in the belly."

The fifth character is also a trick arranged in advance, and the blind date has not been liked by the sister many times, and he said with a frustrated face: "Master, what should I do if I can't marry a daughter-in-law?" Am I going to be a singleton for the rest of my life? ”

"Read, because there is Yan Ruyu in the book."

"What do you mean is that as long as I read more and improve my literary accomplishment, my temperament will slowly change, and naturally there are women who like me, thank you master, I understand."

“……”

Through five simple small scenes, the time is also very short, and it does not say whether reading is useful, but subtly expresses the usefulness of reading.

Everyone looked at Zhang Yuanmian in a daze, this kind of expression was the first time I had seen it, but it was novel and ingenious.

In comparison, the arguments of the people's answers are a little bland.

"Childe's design is very clever and interesting, Mom went to ask the Red Whisk Demon Girl if she was satisfied?" The old bustard ran to the room of the red-whisked witch, and as soon as he pushed open the door, he heard her say, "Raise the tallest of the short, if the debate continues, the building will not be open for business in an instant, and from now on the answer will be finished, and bring the person who spoke just now with you." ”

The old bustard frowned: "Do you really want to spend the Spring Festival with him?" ”

The red-whisk demon girl was still sitting in front of the dressing mirror, tidying up her appearance, and said, "How is it possible, when he comes up, I will send him away with money." ”

"That's good."

The bustard just wanted the Red Whisk Demon Girl to perfunctory everyone.

I didn't expect everyone to be so positive, if Oiran loses his innocence again, it will be a big loss.

The most important thing about Oiran is that before she is broken, once she is broken, she is worthless.

If you want to whet people's appetite, that is, let everyone see it, but not eat it.

"Mom, go and invite him up now." The old bustard went downstairs, cleared his throat and said: "Everyone, end the Q&A, there are still many beautiful women in the building in an instant, please choose at will, this son has been appreciated by the red whisk demon girl, please come with my mother." ”

Zhang Yuanmian followed behind the bustard.

The little eunuch also wanted to follow, but was stopped by Wang Dalong, "You don't have to follow, just hand it over to the senior brother next." ”

"But ......"

"No, we'll wait for him here."

Wang Dalong smiled, senior brother is really lucky, the second time he goes down the mountain, he can prostitute the oiran for nothing, and earn blood.

He can only envy, envy and hate.

Zhang Yuanmian has been following the bustard, and in the process, there are all kinds of envy and gnashing teeth in his ears, and he can't wait to go instead of Zhang Yuanmian.

Damn, one of the four great Oirans of the Kyoshi is about to be ruined.

What is even worse is that the one who spoils is not himself.

"Childe, the one living in the room is the Red Whisk Demon Girl." The old bustard took Zhang Yuanmian to the door of the Accord on the third floor, knocked on the door, and an ethereal voice came from inside, "Please come in." ”

"Childe is at his own convenience."

The bustard leaves.

Zhang Yuanmian pushed the door in, wanting to tell her that it was not necessary to spend the Spring Festival together, could it be exchanged for money? Unexpectedly, the other party quickly stood up and said indifferently:

"This son, the slave family has a hundred taels of gold here......"

The red-haired demon girl turned around and pointed to the one hundred taels of gold in front of her, not planning to spend the Spring Festival with him, planning to buy it with money, but when she turned around, she saw the face of this son.

The words suddenly choked in his throat and could not be spoken.

He's so good-looking.

After staying in Jingshi for so many years, it is the first time to see a man with such a high appearance.

Dressed in white and silver-haired.

Isn't silver hair only found in scripts? How can it be seen in reality? She has a bit of white pores, which she has never seen in reality except for the old man.

This was the first time she had seen the silver-haired man, and that face, which was so good-looking.

"Childe, please be seated."

"Thank you." Zhang Yuanmian couldn't understand why her attitude suddenly changed, and the tone of her speech became moving, and it was obviously still an iceberg two seconds ago.

The Red Whisk Demon Girl closed the door, came back, poured a cup of tea for the child, and said:

"This is a flower tea that freshens the spleen and stomach, and it was specially brought by the slave family from Jingshi, please taste it."

Zhang Yuanmian took a sip of tea, and the refreshing smell lingered on the tip of his nose, no, this is not the taste of tea, it is the fragrance of the woman.

She was a little closer to her plane.

I have to say that this woman is really good-looking, wearing a red dress wrapped around her body, her body is bewitching, her full chest is emerging, and her whole body exudes a mature smell.

The only pity is that the other party is still wearing a veil, blocking her face.

Zhang Yuanmian looked at the golden gold on the dresser, which was one hundred taels, and licked his lips: "Girl, what did you want to say just now?" Are you trying to buy me ...... with gold?"

"The slave family didn't say anything, if Childe has a misunderstanding, please forgive me, may I ask Childe what is your name?" The red-whisked demon girl held her cheeks and stared at Zhang Yuanmian's face.

"Zhang Yuanmian."

The red-whisk demon girl held her chin, ate and said with a smile: "The slave family is called the red-whisk demon girl, just call me the red-whisk." ”

"Hello Redwhisk Girl, here's the thing, it's actually ......"

Zhang Yuanmian kept staring at the gold when he spoke, and he might have been noticed by the Red Whisk Demon Girl, so he put the gold away, "People like Zhang Gongzi must regard money as dung, but I am superficial." ”

"I didn't."

"Don't be modest, childe."

“?” Zhang Yuanmian looked at the red-whisked demon girl, I'm a humble ghost, I'm short of money.

The red-whisked demon girl had nothing to say, and smiled and groaned: "Gongzi Zhang, where do you like the slave family?" ”

Zhang Yuanmian wanted to say: I only want money, but he can't say that. stared at her full chest for a few moments, and said, "My Fair Lady, good gentleman." ”

The red-whisk demon girl smiled deliciously: "Thank you Zhang Gongzi for being beautiful, Zhang Gongzi, where do you work?" ”

"I don't have a job yet."

"It's okay, the slave family has money."

"However, I am planning to go to Jingshi to take up a post, and the salary for that position should be very good."

"Jingshi is good, the slave family is also in Jingshi, when you go to Jingshi, remember to find the slave family, the slave family is good to fulfill the friendship of the landlord." The more the red-whisk demon girl looked, the more she felt that Zhang Yuanmian was pleasing to the eye, because she was also in Beijing, and she came here just to be ordered to go on a business trip, and she would go back in two days.

She leaned closer to Zhang Yuanmian and asked, "Zhang Gongzi, how old are you?" ”

"Eighteen this year."

"It's really young and promising, the slave family is twenty-one this year, not much older than you."

"Has Zhang Gongzi ever been married?"

"Never."

"What a coincidence, the slave family has never been married, for the sake of our fate, let's have a drink."

The red-whisked demon girl raised the teacup and drank it all, the corners of her mouth full of smiles.

She felt that Zhang Yuanmian was very suitable for her.

The main thing is handsome.

Zhang Yuanmian felt that she was a little too enthusiastic, not the same as she imagined, chatting and chatting, she forgot the purpose of her coming here.

The Red Whisk Demon Maiden leaned closer to Zhang Yuanmian and said, "Zhang Gongzi, let's have another drink." ”

"Okay."

"One more drink."

“……”

"After drinking this cup, there are three more glasses."

“……”

"Zhang Gongzi, how did your silver hair grow? It's so silky. ”

“……”

"Girl, eh, don't pinch my face."

"Meaty, it's easy to pinch."

“……”

An hour later.

Zhang Yuanmian walked out of the room of the Red Whisk Demon Maiden in a daze, his legs were weak, and he walked down the stairs slowly.

Everyone's eyes looked at him, and they cursed in their hearts: "Beast! ”

"Senior brother, why are you lame?" Wang Dalong hurriedly went up to help him.

Zhang Yuanmian explained: "The girl from the red whisk has been pouring me wine, and I drank too much wine and my legs were weak. ”

"Devils believe it."

The little eunuch rolled his eyes, and everyone had the same expression as him, the two of them were alone in a room for a full hour, how could they just be drinking.

"Senior brother, do you remember our initial goal?"

"Uh......" Zhang Yuanmian remembered, he wanted money at the beginning, why did he talk to her about what she didn't have, and he kept drinking, and finally forgot about business.

"Forget it, I'm afraid I won't be able to get the money, this woman is too terrible, we can't afford to mess with it, let's go."

Zhang Yuanmian left the instant building, wanting to leave without stopping.

But the legs are very weak.