The Fire Cloud Evil God snorted angrily, "Hmph! Xiang Wentian, the captain of the Shrek Academy team, is too strong, even if I tried my best, I still lost in his hands, even in the face of the Soul Saint, it never brought me so much pressure, Xiang Wentian is indeed a jealous and respectable opponent. ”

Huo Wushuang sighed and said, "Alas! Who said it wasn't, not only Xiang Wentian, but the most annoying thing was Tang San, who had been there to control! A piece of blue silver grass annoys me. The most infuriating thing is Ximen Blowing Snow, why is his strength so strong, I was eliminated before he could take ten moves. ”

Don't complain, the other party is so strong through cultivation; No one's ability is blown by the wind. Since the opponent is so strong, we will have to work harder to cultivate in the future and do our best to face the rest of the games, so cheer up, partners! Don't lose your sharpness because of one failure; It's not terrible to fail, it's terrible not to grow in failure! Fire Dance encouraged.

The Fire Cloud Evil God stood up and said loudly, "Fire Dance is right. Team Shrek, don't let me meet you, or I'll have to fight, and you won't be able to raise your head. Blazing Academy wins! ”

Everyone in the Blazing Academy said in unison, "We will win!" Win! Win! ”

………

Xiang Wentian took everyone from the Shrek Academy team back to the academy, and on the way to the teaching building of Shrek Academy, the group saw Dean Flender carrying a large wooden barrel in his hand, and he didn't know what he was doing.

Xiang Wentian stepped forward and asked, "Dean Flender, what are you doing here?" ”

When Dean Flender saw everyone, he said excitedly, "Our little monsters are back, just ask a few of you boys for a favor." Flender said: "The boys stay, and the girls go back to the dormitory to get pedicures." ”

At this time, only Xiang Wentian, Ximen Blowing Snow, Dai Mubai, Tang San and other teenagers remained. Xiang Wentian was puzzled and said, "Dean Flender, do you have anything to say directly, what can you ask us to help with?" We will do our best. ”

Flender was a little embarrassed and said: "Isn't this a recent change of gold teeth, the tooth mouth is a little inappropriate, and the root of the tooth grinds a little painful." So I went to the hospital, and the doctor prescribed me a home remedy called "Boiled Eggs in Child's Urine".

"Boy's urine boiled eggs," the crowd exclaimed!

Flender said: Don't underestimate the boy's urine; "I went to check, and the child's urine has: reducing fire, relieving stress, laxative, beautifying and nourishing the skin, coughing, moisturizing the lungs and other effects; And experts also recommend that people with tooth pain and swollen tooth roots eat "boy urine boiled eggs", but it has a miraculous effect!

Xiang Wentian suddenly realized and said: Wow! It turns out that the dean wanted to use our urine to boil eggs.

Yes, that's right! Dean Flender smiled: "Which of you is a child, stand up." ”

Everyone looked at each other, and no one would stand up...... So Dean Flender hurriedly said: "Who of you is a child, stand up quickly, or you will be punished for running around the Heaven Dou Imperial City twice." ”

As soon as he heard that he didn't stand up, he was about to run in circles around the Heaven Dou Imperial City, so Oscar hurriedly stood up and said: "Dean Flender, I'm the first to say yin, I'm no longer a child, I followed Ma Hongjun out to vote once before." ”

Ah! I can't see it, Oscar, it turns out that you are still such a person, Dai Mubai said exaggeratedly.

Dean Flender said angrily: "Don't talk about others, you're not worse, you used to be surrounded by so many women." Flender turned his head to Tang San and smiled: It seems that only Tang San is a virgin. ”

Tang San walked out and said embarrassedly, "Dean Flender, I'm sorry!" On a dark and windy night I was with ......". Before Tang San finished speaking, Flender interrupted: "Don't say it, I thought you were the purest, but I didn't expect ...... Hum! ”

Dean Flender turned to Xiang Wentian and said, "Then Wentian, you must be, right?" ”

Xiang Wentian said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry dean, when I was three years old, I was already married to our family like a dream." ”

Dean Flender said angrily: "Look at you one by one, you look like dogs, and you are simply filthy when you do things; After Dean Flender finished speaking, he walked away without looking back. ”

In the afternoon, the Shrek team heard that Dean Flender had found a few old friends from that year, "The youngest one is fifty-seven years old, and each of them poured half a bucket of urine into Dean Flender," so Flender came to the kitchen with a bucket and started to make "boy urine boiled eggs." ”

After boiling the eggs, Dean Flender called everyone to the kitchen and said angrily: "I eat here, you show me, this is the punishment for your filthiness." ”

When everyone came to Dean Flender's special kitchen, they saw that the interior was in turmoil, and the dark clouds covered the roof, and the disgusting scene was indescribable. When everyone came to the kitchen, they all covered their noses and stood in a row against the wall.

Flender looked at everyone with a wicked smile, peeling the eggshell with one hand and eating the egg with the other.

At this moment, Ma Hongjun pushed the door in and said, "Dean Flender, what are you eating?" It tastes so good. ”

Dean Flender said, "Eat eggs, you have one?" ”

Ma Hongjun said: "I don't like eggs, I'd better take a sip of soup." ”