Volume 1 World Focus New Oriental Chapter 001 Crossing Syndrome and Post-Stress Reflexology
Zhao Congjian is a slightly upright sullen young man, yearning for a 9-to-5 with a rich nightlife, and he came to the metropolis 'Kuncheng' with a first-class development level in China with a dream. This emerging city standing by the sea treats young people from all over the world with an extremely tolerant mind, which naturally quickly attracted all of Zhao Congjian's attention and devoted all his enthusiasm to the new life, even at the expense of gradually abandoning the original values for it.
However, three months later, the company that had signed a contract with Zhao Congjian expelled him from the portal on the grounds that he did not perform well during the probationary period. The HR lady who spoke softly and wore black silk professional clothes at the beginning, but now she wears thick black-framed glasses, pretends to be deep, and solemnly tells him with the department leader: You failed to pass the probationary assessment!
This makes the young people who have just entered the society feel quite confused: the house has been rented for a year, and it is too cheap for the landlord to leave now, right? The illusions that Miss HR had once been beautiful in the middle of the night are also gone. The newborn calf who did not admit defeat calmed down and found that there were both external reasons for the company's malicious consumption of cheap labor, and the immature mentality of his resume submission that led to such a thing happening. To fight a legend, you have to have a pet dog!
He was sloppy......
That night, when he carried a computer bag and strolled on the esplanade to feel the comfort of the cool breeze in the south, the bewitching figure of the couple and the woman caused his saliva to flow, and the idea of suicide suddenly disappeared: There are still too many beautiful relationships in this world waiting for him to develop~
The older virgin who was a little unquiet in the calm made up his mind that during the period of looking for a job again, he would make up for the neglect of his multi-angle knowledge of all aspects of society when he was in school, and prepare for the plan of resolutely staying in Kuncheng. After all, this is the most friendly world-class metropolis for the young and confused generation; On the other hand, modern society needs the 21st century of 'lifelong recharge'!
On the way back to the community apartment, Zhao Congjian took advantage of the fact that no one was around, slipped into the adult product store passing by, broke the ring and asked for a plane cup, and that night in the boundless spring dream of stretching his muscles and bones, he additionally explored the internal relationship between literature, history, society and philosophy and economy and finance, fully extended the time of the sage, and issued a series of popular book lists with quality and quantity for himself - the first is the "Historical Records", and the famous books that the first leader treasures must not be wrong! The author of the palace punishment who is forced to spend all his energy after work to write a masterpiece of human nature will inevitably help him recognize the rational nature of this rational society where everything is digitized.
In the following week, during the day, Zhao Congjian was invited to an interview to decide whether to go out, and if he didn't, he opened his laptop to study the easy-to-understand elementary explanation of economics and finance on a certain B station; After the sun set, he bathed in the soul again, scrubbed his body, and immediately picked up the "Historical Records" and studied it hungrily. This continued until the end of week 13:
On that day off, when there was no invitation, Zhao Congjian was self-indulgent, and he didn't have to go out all day, and he had the luxury of getting three times the usual happiness, which directly led to dozing off under the incandescent lamp. The sleepiness caused him to fall headlong to the end of the "Historical Records" of Zhao Shijia, which turned the page, and then fell asleep for a long time while sitting and burying his head. This ninety percent newcomer-type battery, which feels weak in the real society, dreams of the same sitting classroom sleepiness in his high school days; There are also the flower-level flowers and school flowers of the mainland compatriots who have not been infected by the four major evil arts in Asia, and the appearance of natural beauty and purity; and the new head teacher of the royal sister style who escaped from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and tried to maintain a serious atmosphere to educate himself with a straight face - a chalk head was smashed, and his face was hot, and Zhao Congjian finally woke up.
Nani? The HR lady in the ancient costume maid dress was actually wiping her face with a scalded linen?
What the hell is going on! Could it be that the company's leaders found themselves quietly applying for labor arbitration and taking the initiative to provide "an immersive experience script playing Yu Huanshui"?
Look to the side again: how can the maid with her head bowed to the copper basin look so much like the administrative director who doubles as the front desk? This acting is also too superb! The large, thick, wide and round gold copper basin with water did not move in the hands of the slender hemp stalk supervisor, I really can't see that this woman is usually so thin and cold, but at this time she can bow down and be small for herself, could it be that she leaves early every day to exercise her subcutaneous muscles in yoga classes? Zhao Congjian's heart blossomed when he thought of this, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, all the compensation conditions are agreed, and adults don't do multiple-choice questions, and they want both today!
At this moment, a cry suddenly sounded in his ears: "Son, please mourn!" Zhao Guo can still return to the country, please don't laugh at your Royal Highness! ”
Ah......h PUA's own department leaders were also present throughout the day! How else can this be done as you want? Following the prestige, the department leader dressed as a eunuch actually stood behind the curtain.
Fortunately, I didn't take off my clothes just now, otherwise I would have been caught and bitten! Zhao Congjian hurriedly withdrew his salty pig hand, but accidentally touched the edge of the couch and made a heavy noise. It hurts!
Suddenly, the cry of "Childe, please stop your anger" was issued at the same time, resounding throughout the room. Zhao Congjian looked at the funny appearance of the three of them kneeling skillfully, and instantly germinated the evil idea of 'being the boss has a really rich life': the consciousness of the senior social animal is really extraordinary, but he quickly sobered up: his current treatment is not exactly what the boss is tired of, so he may allow himself to play a role once in a while. Happiness drops by half in the blink of an eye.
"Where am I? It's time for the boss to come out! After Zhao Congjian softened, he said with a strong tone, "It's time to come out and meet." However, the three people in the prostrate area looked at each other, neither daring to raise their heads nor replying, but the department leader of the COS eunuch was sleek and decent, and saved the scene in time: "Childe, this is Daidi, you have been resting for a long time, and it is time to use some soup cakes to meet the important ministers of the world!" ”
What? Daidi, this is not the last page of "Zhao Shijia" that I just read...... Because of this incident, the company's scenery is so grand, and the boss thinks too highly of himself~ Zhao Congjian suddenly realized that his voice had not changed yet, but the voice of the department leader really looked like a eunuch.
In a daze for a long time, the sweat on his face had not been wiped off, but the fragrance of the towel left with the fragrance of plants and trees continued to volatilize in the room, and the sleepy Zhao Congjian recalled the content of the last fragment of the book: 'Qin was captured, and Zhao's dead doctor established Jia as the king, and the Wang Dynasty was six years old. ’
Looking at the HR and administrative coser around him, there is a sense of youth and immaturity that can't be stopped by a little powder, and he has clearly not experienced the appearance of the deep society, which is completely different from the quasi-leftover woman who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger in the company and looks to see a rich and handsome woman who can sit on the ground and prepare for pregnancy.
If there is really a crossing, I will only be alive for more than five years, and I haven't even reached the voice change period; What's more, in the future, you have to personally lead the troops to inspire the soldiers by example, so that it is possible to be the king for so long, and after deducting the camping and healing period, as well as the actual situation of limited human and material resources in the border counties of Daidi, there will be even less time to do whatever you want - looking around, this is not a luxurious palace, I am afraid that it is the limit to the normal extent that Daidi can support himself.
"Although Zhao Guo has the same surname as himself, it can be regarded as the mother country, but now it needs the support of the spirit of struggle, right? finally crossed into a king, and it was too late to enjoy it, but I didn't expect such a tragedy, and it was the soul that pierced into a child who had not yet experienced personnel, which is really indescribable! Zhao Congjian indignantly recited the three-character scripture silently, lamenting the hopelessness of the joy of 'wine pond meat forest, competing naked', and at the same time bent down to pick up the cloth that was slapped on the ground by the maidservant, and wet himself in the copper basin to wipe his face.
"Childe is not allowed"! The three attendants exclaimed at the same time.
"What's not to do?"
"The body of a child's daughter, how can he emulate the slave and maid with his own hands!"
"It's just a trivial matter, what years and months have passed, isn't it good to experience it in person?" Zhao Congjian said in a half-self-abandoning manner, and then wrung out the cloth and put it on his face.
"Your Royal Highness, Minister...... This is the soup cake for you! The face of the eunuch attendant couldn't help but sob, it was too long, when he served Zhao Wangqian in the palace of Zhao in Handan, he had never seen much of this former waste prince, and he never thought that the two generations of Zhao kings he had served were so approachable in words and deeds, and now he was fortunate to serve Gongzi Jia, and the revival of Zhao was expected.
And this departure without the promise of the prince naturally hides another selfish intention: you might as well test for yourself whether Gongzi Jia, who personally escorted out of the palace and fled, is really a pragmatic and amiable virtuous monarch candidate as imagined, after all, some bigwigs of the clan have been secretly mobilizing themselves to poison the young former deposed prince, so as to support other distant but older mature clan children who are more optimistic about them to succeed to the throne!
All this is definitely not what Zhao Congjian, a newcomer to the young man's shell, can know, and the 'new son' who reins in his behavior in time and conforms to the style of modern people has inadvertently saved his only life.
Looking at the eunuch who left in tears inexplicably, Zhao Congjian didn't know why, Bupa was thrown back into the copper basin by him, walked to the door blankly, looked at the small courtyard and the unique mountain breeze of the Daidi Basin, and sobered himself: "If you come, you will be safe." The two maidservants finally got up by themselves, carrying a basin of water and preparing to leave, but when they didn't want to walk to the door, they were stopped by Zhao Congjian, who was inexplicably excited: "Son, my legs and feet are weak, can the two beauties give me a full bath?" The maidservants nodded flatteredly, and were about to go out to look for the barrel, but they didn't see Gongzi Jia stop: "Just use this copper basin and towel~"
Immediately, for the first time, the soul of a virgin gave a command to the brain: hug the waists of the two girls! The faces of the three of them were flushed, and the soles of their feet returned to the edge of the bed numbly, and when the two white and tender feet were soaked in hot water and gently rubbed, Zhao Congjian's happiness went straight to the heavenly spirit cover from the soles of the feet.
"I really didn't expect that the first time I enjoyed professional foot massage services in my life was before the feudal society!" , Zhao Congjian quickly became corrupt, and couldn't help but admire the beauty of class society.