Chapter 45: No one pees
Chapter 45: No one pees
Zhong Pinliang pointed to the target of the bathroom, meaning that Lin Xiaojun had intervened, and he had no way. It turned out that he also wanted to solve it in the corridor of the public school, although this might attract the academic affairs host, but he could win the favor of the beauty, and he also admitted it.
Originally, a high-ranking person like Zhong Pinliang was still very afraid of the head teacher and the director of academic affairs on the surface, but in the end, his identity was high-footed, and he was not as selfless and fearless as a ruffian who walked into the world. If the academic affairs director really took care of him for his bad behavior at school, he would not have a good time going home.
It's just that most of the realm secrets, the class organizer and the academic affairs organizer turned a blind eye to him who spent money to make a difference. I knew that it was impossible for them to practice, so as long as I didn't make any big trouble, I just let them go.
"Otherwise, Er Cao will come in one after another to take a look!" Zhong Pinliang hesitated.
"That's the man's thatched house!" Chen Yushu pointed to the big word "man" on the thatched house: "Xiao Liangzi, you won't make us wrong, right?" ”
Zhong Pinliang has a lot of opinions about being called "Little Liangzi", but he didn't have any tricks at all, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, everyone has gone to the room, how can anyone go to the toilet in this martial arts!" We're going in first! ”
Zhong Pinliang was afraid that Lin Xiaojun would lock himself in the cubicle and not get out of the toilet, so he quickly ran into the toilet with Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu.
"Sister Yaoyao, why don't we intervene?" Chen Yushuran was unwilling to let go of this outstanding scene. She also wants to see Lin Xiaojun beating Zhong Pinliang.
"Broken, right?" Chu Mengyao hesitated a little, after all, she had never entered a men's thatched house since she was a child.
"Oh, what's the matter, Zhong Pinliang didn't say it, no one peed at this time!" Chen Yushu couldn't help but take Chu Mengyao's hand and ran towards the men's thatched house.
"Hey!" Chu Mengyao sighed, her mind was vague and she felt that something was wrong, there was always a bad expectation?
Lin Xiaojun still wants to go to the toilet! I drank a big bowl of noodle soup in the morning, and I took care of the classroom situation in the first two classes, and I didn't have time to go to the bathroom.
This thatched house is really high-end, and there is actually a ** urinal, unlike the thatched pit in the village, so that in the mountain village where Lin Xiaojun originally lived, he was looking for a place to go to the toilet.
Lin Xiaojun was happily putting the water down, and he heard footsteps behind him, and from the side glass, Lin Xiaojun caught a glimpse of Zhong Pinliang, Zhang Naipao and Gao Xiaofu.
"Damn, this man is really releasing water here?" Gao Xiaofu's eyes widened, and he sighed a little at Lin Xiaojun's lack of tendons, how could this boy seem to be not afraid of anything?
"Leave it to me!" Zhong Pinliang quacked, and ran towards Lin Xiaojun, yesterday Lin Xiaojun came up with a flying kick on his buttocks, and he will return today! Moreover, people who are going to the toilet are most afraid of being affected by the surface, if the time is interrupted, the light will be scared to cut off, and the heavy may be scared out of the shortcomings. So I have to say that Zhong Pinliang is still very bad.
He chose to kick Lin Xiaojun this year, not only maybe kick Lin Xiaojun directly to the urinal, but also scare Lin Xiaojun. Zhong Pinliang's mouth was crooked, and he tiptoed like Lin Xiaojun.
Lin Xiaojun had already caught a glimpse of Zhong Pinliang's actions from the reflection of the glass window next to him, and he was a little amused. When Zhong Pinliang walked behind him, Lin Xiaojun suddenly turned around, gritted his teeth, and a stream of urine sprayed towards Zhong Pinliang.
"Ahh But where is the speed of urine like this water gun that Zhong Pinliang can compare?
At the same time that Zhong Pinliang screamed, he only felt that his face seemed to be raining and wet. The most tragic thing is that he opened his mouth wide when he screamed, but now he drank a mouthful of Lin Xiaojun's urine......
Zhong Pinliang struggled to hide backwards, and stepped on Lin Xiaojun's urine under his feet, and when he slipped, he fell to the ground with a back.
"Ahh They are Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu!
The two of them came to the door of the men's toilet with their heads bowed, originally wanting to see the duel between Lin Xiaojun and Zhong Pinliang inside, but they didn't expect that as soon as they probed, they saw Lin Xiaojun using a "water gun" to shoot Zhong Pinliang obediently!
Chu Mengyao is going crazy, what's the truth? Didn't Zhong Pinliang say that no one went to the toilet at this time? So what is Lin Xiaojun doing? Chu Mengyao covered her eyes with both hands and scolded, "Womanizer!" He ran away quickly.
And Chen Yushu, although he also screamed, but he didn't cover his eyes, but looked at his eyes again in a strange way, and then ran away with Chu Mengyao, and said to himself as he ran: "The one with Xu Mei is really as mysterious as the book says!" It's so weird! ”
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"Xiao Shu, what are you talking about?" Chu Mengyao heard Chen Yushu's self-talk, and asked a little unincomprehensibly.
"It's okay......" Chen Yushu's face turned red, if Chu Mengyao heard about his talent, then this person would be a big loss!
"I can't do it, I'm going to collapse!" Chu Mengyao ran back to the classroom in a huff, panting: "How can this companion be like this?" How can you show such ugly things in front of me? But, I'm finished, I'm not pure. ”
Chen Yushu pursed his lips and said in his heart, you are not pure when you look at it, I also look at my eyes, so am I a prostitute? Look at it, there will be no death, but Lin Xiaojun is the one who is seen to be obedient, thinking of this, Chen Yushu comforted: "Sister Yaoyao, that's a men's thatched house, okay?" It's us who went to peep! ”
"Ahh Chu Mengyao thought about it, it is worthy of such a thing, it is convenient for people to be in the men's toilet, it seems to be right. It's a bit wrong to go and watch by yourself, Chu Mengyao frowned, and suddenly deduced a question: "By the way, you pulled me there!" ”
"How can it be, isn't it Zhong Pinliang's guy who told us to go because no one urinated at this time?" Chen Yushu naturally pushed his mission thoroughly, and the mainstream pulled out the top cylinder of Zhong Pinliang.
"Hey!" Chu Mengyao sighed, she could only admit that she was unlucky, although she felt that her psychology had suffered a lot, and she had never seen such a bad weather since she was a child, but she had no arbitrary countermeasures. For example, yesterday, I drank the drink that Lin Xiaojun drank, and I can't blame others!
But in a word, this Lin Xiaojun is determined to drive him out of the door! Originally, my life was quite quiet, but since this companion appeared, the future has not been good!