"You have to dare to push Lao Tzu!"

A young man dressed in brown linen clothes was blasted out of the hole in the city gate, brushed his messy hair, and spat at the Daming City guard who almost threw him to the ground.

When the guards of Daming City were about to draw their knives, the young man ran away, and the angry Daming City guards who were a little weak were eager to pick up the horse shelf and smash the lawless little rabbit cub, and finally the guard of Daming City just scolded and returned to his post.

The young man, dressed almost like a beggar, circled around the gate of Daming City several times, but did not find a place where he could climb over the wall and enter the city.

These big border cities are so annoying, not to mention dog holes with grass, or ant holes the size of sesame grains, all of which are tightly sealed for you.

The young man could only hold a grass root that he pulled out casually, squatting aside against the sun that had just risen, scolding and scolding at those who came in and out of the rules.

"The rules set by that bastard, the paperwork for customs clearance, you don't ask them for it like this, you have to come to me, why don't you ask me for a gold mountain when you say anything about customs clearance." The young man turned his head and glanced at the majestic Daming City, and was indignant: "Lao Tzu will have the opportunity to demolish your 'Daming City' in the future." ”

Just when the young man was scolding, a chariot with a relief golden dragon pattern drawn by four golden dragon scales appeared, and slowly drove into Daming City from north to south in front of the young man.

This kind of extremely luxurious chariot is rarely seen, not to mention this desolate border, even if it is the capital of a clan and a country, the young man looked up at this chariot seriously, and then he quickly calculated how many "golden stones" this chariot could buy if he turned his hand, and when the young man looked up, he happened to catch up with the side window of the dragon scale chariot was opened.

A young man in a fancy costume about the size of a teenager was looking out.

These two teenagers are of similar age but very different in identity, and they look at each other like a dream.

The dragon scale chariot slowly drove into Daming City, getting farther and farther away from the young man, but the young man's eyes never left the chariot, and the young man in the dragon scale chariot was the same, holding the bead curtain with one hand and staring intently at the bitter young man squatting outside the city gate.

"Reverse child, what's wrong?"

A purple-clothed monk with graying temples in the dragon scale chariot crossed his knees and closed his eyes motionless, already aware of everything around him.

The young man in the Chinese costume who was lying on the side window turned his head to look at the purple-clothed monk, then hurriedly put down the curtain and twisted back to sit upright, bowing his head and apologizing: "I'm sorry, Master." ”

"Eyes."

"Eyes?" The boy was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and rubbed his eyes, which had turned into golden vertical pupils at some point, back to the appearance of normal human eyes.

The purple-clothed monk who had not opened his eyes since he came out of Longyuan Mountain in the True Dragon Realm, slowly opened his eyes, and it was actually a pair of vertical pupils with purple stars, if anyone dared to look at him, most of his soul would be devoured by this pair of purple eyes.

The moment the purple-clothed monk opened his eyes, this Daming City, which had resisted the demon army for tens of thousands of years and could not enter, actually trembled slightly, after all, it was a border giant city, and at the moment when the vision appeared, more than ten domineering and powerful spiritual powers appeared in the sky, confronting the purple-clothed monk.

"Terran heavy city, please respect yourself!" A drunken man in white clothes in a tavern suddenly raised his head and muttered, this drunken sentence that ordinary people could not hear, but in the ears of those great monks, it was like thunder.

The purple-clothed monk, who didn't pay attention to the warning, snorted coldly and was about to raise his hand, but when the purple-clothed monk raised his hand halfway, in a grass horse farm dozens of miles away from this Daming City, a sturdy old man in rags held an arm-long jet-black woodcutter with an expressionless face and slashed down at the firewood placed on the stake.

The purple-clothed friar's brow twitched, and he suddenly withdrew his hand in surprise.

As the unruly hand in the chariot of the dragon scales that never stopped moving was lowered, the breath in Daming City disappeared. The drunken man who suddenly straightened his waist also fell suddenly, hit his head on the table and bounced back and forth a few times, but it still failed to shake off this guy's alcohol, which made several drunkards around the table laugh, and even the good-tempered shopkeepers couldn't help laughing.

"You'll meet that teenager again, don't look any further." With that, the purple-clad monk closed his eyes again.

"Yes, Master." The young man in Chinese clothes looked at the side window, suppressed the rare commotion in his heart, and also learned from his master, crossed his knees and closed his eyes, silently recited the mantra of purifying his heart, and outside the car door, the coachman who drove four dragon scale horses that could be called one or two meat golden stones held a gray-blue leather whip woven from dozens of dragon whiskers and raised his head and sighed, and actually slept leisurely in this Daming city where tens of thousands of troops were stationed.

The young man who was still squatting outside the city gate, after completely losing sight of the dragon scale chariot, pulled out the licorice root in his mouth, touched his head, and smirked.

In the end, the young man who had come to this Daming City almost every day for the past three years, shouting that he wanted to enter the city, turned his head and left, as if he had forgotten about entering the city.

There are 3,000 states, 3,000 avenues, and every avenue has a king. There are 3,000 avenues, and there are 3,000 Dao states, so there are 3,000 kings on the ground.

All this seems to have been arranged, no one has asked why, this is left by the ancestors, they just inherit it, and no one said a typo anyway.

The boy did not go to the city, but lay on a haystack in this dilapidated and empty grass horse farm with a somewhat dry licorice root in his mouth, and learned from those ordinary people who looked up at the sky to fantasize about their own "Tao", as if they wanted to chew the sweetness from this dry grass root.

It seems that as long as you have saved enough foam, it is not too difficult to chew the licorice root that is about to be dried and fed to the cows.

The young man's name is Chu Shi Shanhe, and he is a sinner who was exiled by the demons, as if there are not many people who can be exiled and abandoned by the demons in these three thousand Dao states.

Chu Shi Shanhe didn't know why he was exiled by the demons, anyway, in this realm of 108,000 miles away from the demons, except for "exile" Chu Shi Shanhe really couldn't find the second word.

Of course, there is an old man who accompanies Chu Shishanhe, I don't know the name, but I heard that his surname is Tian, and Chu Shishanhe called him Tian Laotou, Tian Laotou is a natural farmer, and every day in addition to cutting the ground. Chu Shi Shanhe usually walks around the old man Tian, really when Chu Shi Shanhe is stupid, let him do farm work, what kind of jokes.

"Little bunny, why didn't you run out today?" Old man Tian slowly stood beside the haystack, looking at the mountains and rivers of Chu Shi.

Chu Shishanhe rolled his eyes, and then said in his tone full of sorrow: "If I run away, old man Tian, how pitiful you are, I am alone in this broken grassland, I am about to go out of the city, and when I think of you, I am also strange and pitiful, so I will turn back." ”

"I believe you are a big-headed ghost, I think your kid didn't even enter the gate of Daming City, so he was treated like a dog by others, and he was brought back with a stick." The old man Tian, who is not tall and a little chubby, is also a good person to mock people.

", labor and management are obviously worried about you, why is it that the suave labor and management in your mouth are so unsightly."

Chu Shishanhe struggled to spit out the licorice root to the sky, watching it slowly spin in the air, and then fell weakly.

Old man Tian pinched a licorice root that was still a little green from the haystack with a disgusted face, wiped off the soil residue and put it in his mouth, and began to talk nonsense: "Come and say, how did you get driven here." ”

Chu Shishanhe sat up suddenly, shook his head and refused: "The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, he doesn't mention the courage of the year, he can't say it, he can't say it." ”

"Don't dare to say? Then forget it. ”

Old man Tian felt that the licorice root in his mouth really couldn't chew any sweetness, so he simply used it to pick his teeth, but the bite was cleaner than his face, and the big yellow teeth really didn't pick his head.

After Old Man Tian finished saying that, before he could lift his feet, Chu Shishanhe pounced, grabbed the corner of Old Man Tian's clothes, and complained: "What are you anxious about, it's not that labor and management don't say it." ”

Old man Tian sat on the haystack and gently pressed the back of Chu Shi Shanhe, and the faintly raised unknown object on Chu Shishanhe's back slowly melted into Chu Shishanhe's back, and at the same time, a purple dragon qi was also grabbed by Old Man Tian in his hand, and he was crushed to pieces, Chu Shi Shanhe was still pulling the corner of Old Man Tian's clothes, and he didn't know about it.

Letting go of Old Man Tian, Chu Shi Shanhe turned over, looked at the sun that was gradually setting in the west, and said for no reason: "Old man Tian, I saw a man in Daming City today. ”

Old man Tian glanced at Chu Shishanhe, who was not in shape day by day, plucked out his ears, and was full of sarcasm: "What's the matter, you have taken a fancy to someone's family?" ”

"Oops!" A carp in Chu Shishan River climbed down the haystack and pounced on the old man Tian, and suddenly the old man burst into tears.

"Old man Tian, did you say that I stay with you in this broken ravine every day, I haven't seen those flowery young ladies for a long time, and there will be no problem with my sexual orientation!"

Old man Tian scoffed at this.

Chu Shishanhe still didn't give up, holding on tightly to Old Man Tian and crying, "Old Man Tian, you give me an explanation, it's really not good, you give me some silver, I'll go to the family hoarding over there to see the excitement, it's really just to see, in case I think back to the exquisite figures of those sisters in Yanxue Alley." ”

"Shit, hurry up and fuck me off." Old man Tian kicked the disgusting guy away, turned his head and was about to leave.

was kicked down by Chu Shi Shanhe, sat cross-legged on the ground with his back to the old man Tian, brushed the messy hair mixed with grass roots, and was extremely narcissistic: "Labor and management want to be Yushu Linfeng back then, a gun, invincible in Yanxue Alley!" ”

"Bullshit!" The old man Tian, who turned back and returned, kicked Chu Shishanhe again and ate a dog and.

Old man Tian suddenly said, "The next time I see that kid who gave you the right eye, I will find a place where no one is there and kill him." ”

"Slaughter, rude." Chu Shishanhe, who was lying on the ground and refused to get up, twisted his head, put his face on the ground, casually bit a piece of emerald green grass, and said with a smile: "Old man Tian turned around and gave me your big black knife for chopping wood, and I will go back and invite you to eat dragon meat." ”

Old man Tian touched the jet-black straight knife that was pinned to his back belt at all times, and smiled: "Get out." ”

Chu Shishanhe, who didn't expect Old Man Tian to let go, turned over, sat up and watched the sunset, and then suddenly asked as if he remembered something: "Old Man Tian, do you know what a true demon is?" It seems that the people of our magic capital are afraid of this. ”

The old man Tian, who was about to go back to cook, stopped, leaned on the two-person high haystack, crossed his hands in his sleeves, and looked at Chu Shishanhe without speaking.

Speaking of the magic capital, Chu Shi Shanhe turned out to be a little sad.

Chu Shi Shanhe ignored the old man Tian behind him, in fact, the old man Tian walked or not, Chu Shi Shanhe just wanted to talk, it didn't matter if someone listened or not: "Old man Tian, do you know that we have a Chu master's family?" ”

Old man Tian stretched out his little thumb and plucked out his ear, and then came to his eyes, and he didn't see whether there was anything on his little thumb and gently blew it off in one breath.

"The Eight Kings Chu Shi's family, what a big name, pouring the sky and fighting feats, fiefdoms of five continents, Chu Shi's mansion is comparable to the magic palace, full of flowers, and brilliant. But why can't there be a real demon in such a big mansion? ”

Old man Tian raised his head and yawned.

"I think my Chu Shi Shanhe is also a meritorious son of the Demon Capital, he practiced martial arts at the age of three, fought all over the Demon Capital at the age of eight, was invincible at the same age, cultivated at the age of twelve, enlightened at the age of thirteen, and was the one who was better than me in the Demon Capital?"

"How old are you to open your wings, how many wings are you open?"

Chu Shishanhe choked directly.

Old man Tian pouted and stopped talking, there was no way to give face, otherwise maybe when he woke up that day, there would be a puddle of urine stains on the quilt, and this kid held a grudge.

“… I only cultivated for three years, and as a result, they said that I was a true demon and wanted to banish me. ”

"The true demon has no wings, just because you dragged it until sixteen and didn't open the wings?" Old man Tian couldn't help but ask again.

Na Cheng thought Chu Shishanhe's eyes rolled, and he directly turned out tears, crying: "Old man Tian, you say, why do you say that I am so miserable, no one in the whole family can help me say good things, I am a little boy who has been dressed and eaten since childhood, and I am more delicate than flowers, but I was thrown into this place where birds don't..."

"Birds don't, I do."

“…”

"For three years, no one cares, no one asks, you say how miserable my life is."

Old man Tian grinned at the corners of his mouth, and said in a strange voice: "You little bastard, touch your conscience, tell me, have you beaten a bucket of water in the past three years?" Next time? Cooked once? I didn't do a lot of stealing chickens and touching dogs, didn't I wipe your ass when I was kicked that time? You still have the face to cry, who did I talk to about me? ”

"Aren't I going to cultivate? I'm clamoring to chop wood for you every day, what can I do if you don't bird me? ”

"You little bastard is not worried about my chopping knife for a day or two, today we have both made it clear, why are you going to say it today." Old man Tian yawned and continued to lean on the two-tall haystack: "You say that, I won't agree anyway." ”

Chu Shi Shanhe turned around, pointed at Old Man Tian's nose and said angrily: "Old Man Tian, I know that you are not an ordinary person, but you can't treat me Chu Shi Shanhe as a fool, you are willing to split wood here to feed the horses, I can't stop you, but I'm still young, I haven't seen this great river and mountain, I can't help if you want to find a companion, it's a big deal that you will live for tens of thousands of more years, and when I am old, I will come back to be your companion, if you want me to do it, I can find someone to carry a letter, as long as I am alive, I will leave the things under my hands and run back to see you, On that day, you were careful to burp and burp, and labor and management gave you linen and filial piety. ”

Old man Tian tilted his head and pouted: ", you kid don't smear honey on yourself, I can't afford it." ”

"The old man doesn't bring this," Chu Shishanhe wiped off the face of those few drops of forced squeezing, and sat on the somewhat withered yellow grass: "If you really want to retire to the rivers and lakes and don't ask about the world, I can't do it, but as your 'own grandson', I can't watch it, and the reputation you have worked hard for in this life will be over." ”

"It's okay, it's not uncommon."

Chu Shishanhe grinned, such an old guy who didn't eat oil and salt was the most annoying, but the key was that Chu Shishanhe couldn't beat him, this was really no way.

Just when Chu Shishanhe lowered his head to make a draft, the 'woodcutter' that had made Chu Shishanhe covet for three years was thrown in front of him, and the pitch-black woodcutter was dazzling.

"Old man!"

"Fuck off!" Old man Tian waved his hand with his back to Master Chu's mountains and rivers: "Master Chu is forbidden to your little bastard, dare to lose Lao Tzu's face, even if you chase down the cave and return to the ruins, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

"Come on, I'll get out." Chu Shi Shanhe, who was the first young genius in the magic capital six years ago, really held a swarthy woodcutter at this moment, smiled like a fool, and finally rolled on the ground seven or eight times obediently.

Old man Tian touched the white beard of the hard stabbing hand, his eyes were slightly red, he waved his hand with his back to Chu Shishanhe, and said to himself: "Come on, I can finally save some money for food and buy two catties of good wine." ”

"Old man! In the future, I will also report your name when I go to the world, but the question is what is your name? ”

"Is there any name that is earth-shattering? Chopping wood and slashing the field hero or feeding the horse knife field hero? ”

"Fuck off."

"Come on," Chu Shishanhe also learned from the old man Tian to wave his hand, and left the grass horse farm where he had lived for three years step by step.