"This matter, I originally wanted to prepare quietly, but I didn't expect to be discovered by you, yes, that's right, I'm ready to get married."

Lu Han explained to Li Chen, in the end, he was even a little shy, which no one had ever seen in him, "I and this girl, I just met in Beizhang Town, when we just went to Heifeng Mountain, she didn't know my identity at first, and my brother's realm at that time was not as good as now."

Li Chen listened for a long time before he understood the reason for the current scene, and he interrupted Lu Han, "Actually, my trip is not right, I don't know about this matter at all." ”

"Huh?" Lu Han looked up.

Li Chen did not shy away from it, and directly said what he was emotionally withdrawn from.

Only then did Lu Han know the true purpose of Li Chen's trip, and he was eager to find a crack in the mountain to get into.

In the end, he told Li Chen: "Men and women in the world, in the final analysis, are the meaning given by human nature to animal nature, just like a person living in the world is duckweed, and if you think about it carefully, there is no objective meaning to anything, but everyone still wants to live a meaning, which sounds very awkward and awkward, but it is so." ”

Three days later.

Lu Han's wedding.

This is a major event in the entire Upper Realm.

There is a saying in the world that there are two backbones of Meteoric Ink Villa, one is the owner Li Chen, and the other is the deputy owner Lu Han.

Although Lu Han is not more famous and powerful than Li Chen, to the disciples of the villa, the deputy owner Lu Han is more like a shadow covering his head, this is because Li Chen rarely comes forward, and everything in the villa is done by Lu Han.

Under these circumstances, Luhan's fame gradually spread.

Moreover, over the years, I don't know how many people wanted to kill Lu Han, but in the end they failed, and even those characters from the Seven Realms died before they could see Lu Han in the end.

In this case, Lu Han has only learned one supernatural power in the past hundred years, that is, the incarnation outside the body, and in the past few decades, his doppelgangers have been thousands, scattered in the jurisdiction of the villa, and the real body has always been in Beizhang Town.

Therefore, when the news of Lu Han's upcoming wedding spread, the entire upper realm was shaken.

Not only is it the celebration of thousands of miles in the Meteoric Ink Villa, but also the Bairuomen and other places are also lit up, preparing pills and treasures to send to the villa to express congratulations.

This is the first time that many people have experienced what it means to celebrate together.

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During this time of waiting.

Li Chen followed Lu Han's advice and went to read some of the books that were closest to fireworks in the world, even those trivial books and periodicals that could not cultivate ordinary people because of their lack of talent.

For the first time, Li Chen felt that because of his talent limitations, he couldn't understand and couldn't learn.

For example, now that he sees this article, he says that it is an article, but it is actually bullshit, but it is a by-product of the extension of the relationship between men and women, and this author who writes the article likes to evaluate the lives of these ordinary people every day when he has nothing to do.

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A reader's contribution was received.

The reader is a housewife who has been married for more than two years and has been living with her husband at her mother-in-law's house.

She said that she felt that her mother-in-law had been looking for trouble with her since last year, and she was always counted down because of a little thing.

Let's take last night, when the family finished their meal happily.

When she cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, she easily poured out the leftover half of the cold dishes.

As a result, because of this incident, my mother-in-law was unhappy:

That dish looks like it's still edible, why did it fall down? Even if you are young and have high requirements for the quality of life, you can't be so extravagant and wasteful, right?

Besides, you say it's not easy for you to make some money, right? There is still Yuan Li in that plate of cold dishes, which I specially bought back last month, hey, if this was three hundred years ago, the human race was the weakest, I should have scolded you for being a loser.

She felt a little aggrieved, she poured the leftovers herself, and she was also thinking about making it again tomorrow, which was also for everyone's good, why was she inexplicably said to be a loser?

The most important thing is that originally, she thought that her husband could say two words for her.

I didn't expect my husband to listen to the whole process after he came back, and what to say: Don't keep arguing with your mother, it's not easy for her, and don't bother me all the time because of these things, it's very boring. I'm usually so busy, and I have to listen to you guys when I come back.

"What am I doing wrong? Why does my mother-in-law keep targeting me? My husband said that he was busy, but every time he went home, he didn't care about anything, so why did he always have time to go to the teahouse to play? ”

She complained for a long time, big and small, in fact, just about her and her mother-in-law, it is really difficult for an outsider to say who is right and who is wrong.

Let's talk about pouring leftovers, you don't think the leftovers are very tasty, or they are not good for the stomach. But from the old man's point of view, she just can't get used to seeing you so wasteful, after all, the older generation has come from difficulties, and it is normal for them to be thrifty.

Perhaps this is the conceptual gap between the two generations.

As a daughter-in-law, after having a conflict with your mother-in-law, don't worry too much about right and wrong, and don't think that whoever loses wins again. It's all a family, what's right or wrong in a fight?

There is an old saying that family and everything is prosperous, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can live a better life if they take care of each other.

If you have to find a solution, there are only two ways to think about it.

Or, you move out with your husband.

There are many unnecessary conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, just because they live too close. Mothers and daughters under the same roof often quarrel, not to mention daughters-in-law and mothers-in-law.

As long as you are far away from your mother-in-law, you usually see each other less often, so you can't quarrel even if you want to.

Just like a friend of mine, there are more than 7,000 miles between him and his in-laws, and the teleportation charm has to use three to cross, and the couple may not see their mother-in-law for ten years.

It's usually too late to meet and be happy, and it's polite to say a word, where is the time to quarrel?

If you really don't want to go out to live, I suggest you find a time to talk to your husband.

If the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law want to get along harmoniously, the key role is originally the man caught between them.

I'll say one more thing about the side of you.

I often go to a friend's house, and I usually sit together, and I can see that his daughter-in-law and mother are busy and have a good relationship.

That day, I couldn't help but praise it, saying that your mother and your daughter-in-law have a really good relationship, and I feel like a mother and daughter when I sit here and watch.

He said: In fact, there are usually a little broken mouths or something, when the tongue and teeth are still fighting, living under the same roof, there may be no small contradictions.

However, there are three chapters of the covenant in our family, that is, if they have a little quarrel, they usually say a few words. If there's anything you can't get by, just wait for me to come back and talk to me.

I said, "That's what I said, but when it gets really noisy, I think it's hard for anyone to pull down their faces and take a step back, right?"

He said, "That's all my credit." Anyway, it's usually next to the two of them, and I'm talking more about the two of them. With my mother, I will say that your daughter-in-law is virtuous and generous, and with my daughter-in-law, I will say that my mother is praising you again today.

A lot of the time, I didn't have to go out, the two of them didn't say a word at the time, and when they thought about it later, they felt that they were not quite right, and it was nothing to apologize to each other after that.

I have to say, he is really smart.

What is this called, this is called human sophistication.

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Li Chen looked at these things over and over again dozens of times, and finally only felt and funny, but he knew very well in his heart that this seemed to be an indispensable part of ordinary people's lives, but he didn't need to think about it for various reasons.

Looking at this article now, it was as if he had eaten extremely unpalatable food, and he knew that these things were difficult to swallow, but he had to swallow them.

But the more outrageous article is still to come, which makes him even suspect that Lu Han is deliberately spoofing him.

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Friends who don't know what Su Jue means, this time they really have to come in and have a long insight.

The first time I heard the word Sujue, I was also very strange.

It's probably me, a 3,000-year-old man, who can't keep up with the trend and has been abandoned in the stinky ditch of the times, and I didn't understand what it meant after thinking about it for a long time.

It wasn't until I read the ins and outs of this whole thing that I knew it.

It happened two months ago, and the protagonists are a young couple who are not very old.

One night, the monk told her friends that she was going back to retreat, and that she felt that she was on the verge of a breakthrough.

As a result, Daoyou learned from others that she had been living with a man for three months, and had not retreated at all.

What is temporary living? This is also a new thing that has appeared in recent years, which probably means that one person is tired of living with another person, and switching partners for a short period of time is also called switching states.

So the Taoist friend went to the nun and asked, "Didn't you say you went to retreat, how did I hear that you participated in that event?"

When the monk couldn't hide it, she said that she did make an appointment with a Taoist friend, but she didn't have a relationship, and they made an appointment with a very pure Sujue.

Daoyou was also surprised to hear Su Jue at first, this was the first time he had heard this word.

The friar explained that Su Jue just didn't do anything and simply slept in it. Don't worry, I'm still only having a relationship with you.

Daoyou think this thing is unscientific, lonely men and widows are in the same room, you tell me that nothing happened, am I stupid?

The friar suddenly felt that she was too vulgar as a Taoist and had defiled her pure thoughts and actions.

She felt that she was completely right, and popularized science to the Taoist priest:

We just slept and felt the heartbeat of strangers! We call this pure enlightenment! The kind of filthy and obscene thing you said is called Meat Jue! It's not the same! As soon as the word Su Jue came out, the majority of netizens reacted fiercely and said that they had been taught.

It turns out that sleep can be divided into vegetarian and meat sleep.

Some curious netizens asked with their real names: Do you have a sense of half meat and half vegetarian?

I have to say that now the threshold for derailment is getting higher and higher, not only do you have to find a good excuse, but you also have to have the ability to make new words.

Otherwise, they won't be able to pass the majority of Taoist friends

I thought about it for them, and since I slept well, I didn't do anything.

That kiss while sleeping can be called saliva.

Kissing with your eyes closed is called blindness.

The kiss with squinting eyes is considered a squint.

Seriously.

It's disgusting.

A person who has a Taoist couple, sleeps with other members of the opposite sex, doesn't care about men and women, and just wants to feel the heartbeat of a stranger.

Have you been frozen for tens of thousands of years?

Do you have to rely on someone else's heartbeat and body temperature to thaw your body and restore your vitality?

Even so, you can listen to your partner's heartbeat, why do you have to find a stranger?

Or do you think the heartbeat of a Taoist companion is not as good as that of others?

It's the same heartbeat, and you can still hear a song when you're lying on a stranger's chest?

The friar said, "Your thoughts are too dirty, I just want to sleep in purity with strangers, why is it misinterpreted?"

After a long time, it turns out that strange men and women sleep together, and they can still sleep purely.

Following this logic, there is a question to ask: since you can sleep purely, can you kiss purely? Can it be pure ***?

Sometimes you really have to admire the cheater, obviously he cheated himself, and finally packaged the cheat as pure and beautiful:

Sex is too vulgar, Sujue is above sex, romantic and high-level existence. Do you hear a thick, cheap chicken soup smell? This should be regarded as the thickest excuse in ancient times.

Don't forget, he went to make an appointment with Su Jue, romantic and high-class. The man in the family waited for him all night. Moreover, where is the vulgarity of sex? Without the efforts of your parents, would you have been able to come into this world alive?

If you cheat, you will cheat, what kind of high-end archway should you set up? Packaged Sujue like poetry and distance. If you don't know, you think you're doing art all night. In the final analysis, it is to make it easier for you to sleep with more people in the future.

"Just want to feel the heartbeat of a stranger."

According to their statement, those who are married in the future can always tell the couple, "I am not going back today, I want to listen to the heartbeat of others." ”

Can you accept it? Anyway, if it were me, I would definitely use my sword to slap him to death {the unique secret technique of the owner of Meteorite Mountain Villa, I heard that it can destroy the upper realm}.

Moreover, you say that you are Sujue. You've all slept in the same bed, who cares if you're vegetarian or meat?

For example:

Is rice wine wine? Is liquor liquor? Since it's all alcohol, don't compare which one is easier to get drunk.

Do cockroaches stink? Do psyllids stink? (There is no meaning to belittle the Taoist friends of these two races, if it is offended, it is purely accidental)

Since everyone is a bed bug, you are a cockroach, don't laugh at psyllids that stink more than you. What Sujue derailment and meat jue derailment are essentially just cheating.

Finally, let's talk to everyone.

I know that when Su Jue cheats, some people will think it doesn't matter:

Everyone thinks differently about this thing, and it doesn't have a relationship with others. It's not ancient anymore, isn't it normal for Su Jue?

No, I don't think it's normal.

I don't want more and more people to be brainwashed by their ideas that their behavior is clearly inappropriate, and it doesn't matter what they say.

You can sleep with strangers, and you say you're just feeling and feeling your heartbeat.

For you, the difference between a stranger and a Taoist couple is just one more **?

If, you really want to feel the body temperature and heartbeat of strangers.

Come, listen to me, accept this letter of resignation, take this scolding, and then feel it.

Hopefully, you can feel more intimate and comfortable.

I wish you to feel the body temperature and heartbeat of a few more people, and cure your Taikoo freezing terminality.