In the camp of the Fire Dragon Mercenary Group, there are tents set up at random.

In the morning, the mercenaries in different costumes, after eating some of the dry food they carried, sat lazily on the ground and began to talk to each other in pairs.

"Brother Mage,"

"What?"

"If you are addicted to smoking, borrow a fire."

"How can I have fire?"

"Don't you mages all set fireballs?"

", Lao Tzu is a wind attribute magician, and he knows a fart fireball. Besides, even if you know fireballs, Lao Tzu won't waste your magic for your smoke-breaking thing. ”

"Shhhh If you don't borrow, you won't borrow, why do you make such a big fire. ”

But just as the old soldier muttered and turned around, a young man with a sharp mouth leaned in.

"Hey, dude, you have tobacco?"

"Yes, what's wrong."

Looking at the reed cigarette dangling in the old soldier's hand, the lewd man bared out a mouthful of yellow teeth and smiled: "Haha, it's just right, I have a fire fold, or after lighting it later, you borrow the cigarette and I'll take two sips first."

"No, this is my last cigarette, what will I smoke if I borrow two puffs from you."

"I won't finish my cigarette in these two puffs, will I?"

"Nope."

"That bite won't work."

"Just one bite?"

"Well, just one bite."

"Okay."

Considering the fire that the other party had, the old soldier finally agreed, but his old face was paralyzed, like a businessman who was trading at a loss, and it was obvious that he was still a little unhappy with the smoking request of the lewd man in front of him.

But at that moment, there was a clanging sound.

"Bell Bell Bell ......"

"Enemy attack! There is an enemy invasion. ”

In the camp, a mercenary wearing a scarf, holding a pot in his right hand and a spoon in his left hand, shouted and knocked.

"There is an enemy invasion." The young man said.

"Whatever, don't you want to take a sip? Let's go to some remote corner and smoke a cigarette first. ”

"Hmm!" For example, the priority of solving the addiction to cigarettes first is higher, and the lewd man also agrees with the other party's statement.

"Alright, let's go."

After speaking, the old soldier pinned the cigarette in the waistband of his trousers, he stood up, and glanced at the lewd man in one direction, and the other man nodded understandingly.

In this way, the two walked together, the old soldier leading the way, and the lewd man walking behind with his head bowed.

In the camp, after the mercenaries heard the movement of the enemy attack, they ran out of the tent and towards the meeting place, and passed by the two of them in a hurry.

"Hey! What's going on with you, where are you going? There's an enemy attack, can't you hear it? ”

A loud shout sounded, and a big man suddenly called out to the two who were retrograde at this time.

"Oh! It turned out to be Captain Dima, we have a stomachache, we can't hold it back, we want to go conveniently. ”

Seeing this, the old soldier hurriedly covered his stomach and pretended to be very uncomfortable.

"Are you having a stomach problem together?"

"yes, that's not a coincidence." The old soldier pretended to squeeze out a smile with difficulty, and winked at his companion from time to time.

As if receiving some kind of information, the lewd man also began to pick up his stomach and pretend.

"Ahh Yes...... Mom, my stomach hurts so much, I'm dying. ”

The lewd man screamed constantly, and in order to make himself more vivid and three-dimensional, he simply curled up on the ground with his stomach in his arms and rolled back and forth.

At this moment, even the old soldiers on the side were looking at their eyelids wildly.

False! This nun is too fake, so she asked you to play a diarrhea, and didn't let you have a child, as for this?

"Huh! Is he having diarrhea? Squad leader Dima obviously didn't believe the clumsy performance of the two in front of him: "Don't pretend, come with me to gather to meet the enemy."

"Captain Dima, I really have a stomachache, I didn't pretend anymore." The old soldier hurriedly argued.

"Hehe, you think I'm stupid? Will you believe this? ”

Fight!

The old soldier was ruthless in his heart, and he directly exerted his strength and blushed.

"Poof......

On the spot, the old soldier popped out a series of loud farts, and Dima covered his nose and frowned.

"Captain Dima, I'm sorry, I'm really going to have diarrhea, in this case, you insist that I go to fight with the enemy, and I was discovered by the enemy with a piece of, maybe it will spread out in the future, and when the time comes, the face of our mercenary group will not be easy to put on."

Dima didn't answer the old soldier's words, but looked at the lewd man with disgust.

"You ......"

Before Dima could finish speaking, the lewd man got up and took off his pants on the spot.

"Captain, if you don't believe me, I'll show it to you right now."

Dima suddenly wanted to hit people, but now that there was an enemy attack, as the vice-captain, he didn't want to continue to waste time with them.

After all, the control mode of the mercenary group also has its own level-by-level management level, that is, each level only manages its own subordinate level, such as the regiment commander controls the captain, and the captain manages the mercenaries under them.

It doesn't matter if these people are late or not, after all, the situation is urgent now, and the deputy head of the regiment will not have too much time to waste on nobodies, but if he, the captain, does not go, he is found to have left his post without permission, and it is very likely that he will be punished, after all, there are only a few dozen people in the thousand-number regiment, the captain and the vice-captain.

Secretly noting these two fools, Dima estimated that it would not be too late to settle accounts with them after this incident was over.

After weighing the pros and cons, Dima didn't talk nonsense at the moment, turned around and ran towards the meeting place.

Looking at the back of the big man Dima, the old soldier smiled at the lewd man squatting on the ground: "Don't pretend, put on your pants, let's go."

"Well, okay. I'm ...... Hey! Why do you smell of? ”

When the lewd man put on his pants and stood up, he smelled the stench of the old soldier.

"Alas...... In order to prove himself, he used too much force, and the result really collapsed. ”

"I'll go! I thought it was great enough for me to take off my pants in front of a man, but I didn't expect you to be more ruthless, just come to a hot one, Jiang is really still old and spicy, and I admire and admire it. ”

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go."

After a while, the two of them walked out of the camp and came to a dense shade of trees.

"Where's the fire fold? Fast! Fast. ”

"Don't rush, I'm taking it."

After a while, the lewd man took out a bamboo whistle from his body, took off the bamboo cover, blew it with his mouth, and the flames suddenly flickered, and then looked at the reed smoke held tightly in the old soldier's hand.

"Just one bite!"

"I know."

Reluctantly, the old soldier handed the cigarette to the other party.

Ma took the cigarette and lit it quickly, and the lewd man began to snap the tobacco woven in the reeds.

"Shh......h Appeal ......"

With a high light inhalation, the lung vitality used by the lewd man with this puff of cigarette is probably the longest in his life, and the old soldier who looks at it is a pain in his flesh.

Without waiting for the lewd man to finish smoking, the old soldier directly snatched the cigarette back.

"Ahem......"

When he was inhaling hard, the cigarette in his mouth was grabbed unexpectedly, and the startled lewd man coughed.

Regardless of the other party's mood, anyway, the old soldier picked up the reed cigarette by himself, took off his pants by the way, and said with a leisurely face:

"You young man, you are too violent, there is not much tobacco, and you are ready to finish it in one gulp! Shouldn't you taste it slowly? ”

(Smoke slowly, I want to too, but Danny just let me take a sip, how to taste it slowly, I'm really stupid.) ）

The lewd man didn't say what he thought in his heart, after all, he had smoked half of the cigarette, and if he was talking like this, it was estimated that the other party thought that he was cheap and sold good goods.

But his mouth was not idle, and he continued to stir up stubble.

"You said that last night, how could the deputy head of the regiment suddenly give an order to Captain Biwei to select dozens of people to do other tasks."

"I don't know."

Although he was a little dissatisfied with the old soldier's straightforward answer, he was more curious about the other party's behavior of taking off his pants and squatting on the ground.

"Are you really having diarrhea?"

"It's not."

"Then why don't you take off your pants?"

"It's a little sticky, wait for it to dry."

"Shhh...... There is some truth, but isn't there still an enemy attack outside, if you wait for the air to dry like this, won't the enemy come in early? ”

"You don't understand that."

"Seriously, I really don't understand."

"Well, then let me ask you, when the two sides are fighting, which one will die first."

"Poor."

"You're only a small part right, but in fact, it's like most of the people who drown are water-savvy, and those who rush to the front often die the most."

"That's right, but let's stay here and we'll be punished when the battle is over."

"At most, if you suffer a little bit of flesh and skin, how can life matter."

"That's not ...... Ahh

Before the lewd man could finish speaking, a sharp arrow struck from the depths of the forest, impartial, piercing his heart from the back.

"Whoosh!"

In the same way, another sharp arrow followed, and the old soldier, who was smoking, was shot in the neck before he could lift his pants, and died under the cold arrow of someone else before he could make a sound.