"Then I'll go and throw away the garbage first, and buy some food by the way, I see that you don't usually cook at home, and there is nothing in the refrigerator."

Chen Mei sighed, "It's a lot of trouble to cook, just order takeout." ”

"The takeaway is not nutritious, and it may be made in a small workshop, they just find a basement full of cockroaches and rats and ants to make the takeaway for you with gutter oil, clean and hygienic."

Now the takeaway industry is hot, the two big takeaway platforms have not formed a monopoly for the time being, so ordering takeaway is very cheap, and the merchant review is not strict, the platform will temporarily lose money and make money, but it is impossible for merchants to do money-losing business.

Of course, takeaway in the university is generally quite good, they are all serious businesses around the school, and students can also deliver food part-time, earning hard money for a single or two yuan.

Chen Mei blinked, "No, I think those are still very good, the steak and seafood are quite fresh." ”

Wen Run silently put the garbage bag back into the trash can, "Auntie, please be sure to order me a big lobster at noon." ”

Sure enough, poverty limits one's imagination.

Rich people who will order takeout for more than ten yuan to eat.

Chen Mei smiled slightly, "Is the takeaway really as dirty as you say?" ”

Wen Run nodded seriously, "Merchants with physical stores will be slightly better, but they may also use gutter oil or something, in short, if you can skip takeout, try not to eat it, and you should rest assured if you do it yourself." ”

"But I don't know how to cook."

Wen Run: "......"

"Auntie, you don't have a boyfriend yet, do you?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"Remember to find someone who can cook in the future."

"How can this be calculated, if you really meet someone you like, if he can't cook, can he still dislike him? You're still young, how can you be more realistic than me? If you want to be able to cook, why don't you find a housekeeping aunt. ”

Wen Run was defeated.

Rich people look at love very purely, as long as they like it, because she has everything else.

"Auntie, do you have a computer at home?"

Wen Run suddenly thought of agreeing to Fang Yuan's request and not giving it to her.

"I have a laptop in my bedroom, and if you want to play games, you can go to the Internet café."

"I can't go to an Internet café when I'm underage," Wen Run replied instinctively, and then changed his words: "I don't want to play games, a notebook can do." ”

"Okay, then you can come with me."

"I'll wait for you downstairs."

"It's okay, it's easier to have a desk on it."

Seeing that her aunt didn't care, Wen Run went upstairs with her directly.

There is only one bedroom on the entire second floor, and the rest is a bathroom and a cloakroom, so the area is particularly large, this duplex flat floor design is also very fond of Wen Run, the downstairs living room plus a guest room, and the upstairs is completely their own private place, even if there are guests who come will not be disturbed.

Wen Run glanced at Chen Mei's messy bed, thinking that she still wanted to sleep, "Auntie, I'll take the computer down, you can sleep for a while." ”

Chen Mei took off a set of clothes from the cloakroom and walked to the bathroom, "I don't sleep, the computer has no password, you can play casually." ”

Wen Run was no longer polite, sat at the desk and turned on the computer, the computer was the latest pineapple, the boot speed was more than ten seconds, Wen Run skillfully found the text document.

The things used internally don't have to be too formal, Wen Run is only going to write three parts, one is the functional requirements, the second is the design outline, and the third is the detailed design, including the database design.

Wen Run thought for a while, and knocked down the first line of words: connotation community.

Chen Mei walked out of the bathroom dressed neatly, and saw Wen Runzheng typing on the keyboard of the notebook with a serious face, she stepped forward and glanced at it, and her eyes were fixed on it.

"What is this?"

"A software requirement."

Chen Mei took a closer look, "Connotation... What is a community? ”

Wen Run thought for a while, "It's just a software similar to forums, scarves, etc., on which you can post text and pictures." ”

"You have a scarf, what's the use of you doing this?" Chen Mei was puzzled.

"The type is different.,This software will focus on funny elements.,It's the kind of joke that the first half of the sentence looks quite normal.,The second half of the sentence can't be touched to prevent a turn of jokes or something.,For example, if you're doing well, others may not know.,But when you're fat.,Others can see this at a glance.。

There are also some more quintessential jokes, Wen Run didn't dare to say it in front of Chen Mei.

Chen Mei was a little lacking in interest, she had heard this kind of short joke since she was a child, and she couldn't feel the attraction of this software.

Seeing that Wen Run was working hard, she reminded: "There are many jokes on the Internet, and there are professional joke websites, and there seems to be nothing special about you." ”

Wen Run pointed to a design brief and said: "I plan to build it into a funny community that can interact in real time, such as your Transcendental Association, the transcendents will have a sense of belonging to the association, and users will also have a sense of belonging to this community, which is a process of mutual achievement, and the community can also become more popular because of the funny talents of the majority of netizens." ”

After a pause, Wen Run continued: "Different from looking for jokes by yourself, the most important point in this community is the interaction between netizens, for example, someone posted a paragraph on it: Brothers, there are two girls, the success rate of chasing A is 50%, and the success rate of chasing B is 100%, but I like A a little more, what should I do?" How would you answer him? ”

Chen Mei thought for a while, "Chasing A, I'd rather lack than abuse." ”

Wen Run shook his head, "The most liked reply from netizens will become a divine comment, that is, it will be refined and placed at the top, which forms an interaction; And if the post has a god comment, it can be seen by more people, and those who post more can get rewards such as badge titles, and those who have more god comments can also get badge titles and other rewards, which can change direction to increase the cohesion of the community, and then find a water army to shout something similar to the slogan of 'the king covers the tiger, the chicken stews the mushroom', the cohesion of the connotation community will become stronger, and the user stickiness will be stronger. ”

Chen Mei suddenly said, "It sounds a little interesting, so how about my answer?" ”

"It's too serious," Wen Run commented: "Remember that this community is not for serious Q&A, you can think of nine out of ten answers like this, and I will reply to him: chase both, so the success rate is 150%." ”

"Isn't that a scumbag?"

"Can you think of a scumbag, others can't think of it, so it's just a joke, everyone has a good time, who would really think so? And the focus of this sentence is not to chase both, but the 150% success rate in the back, if there is only the first half of the sentence, it is a proper scumbag quote, but with the twist in the back, others can see at a glance that this is a joke, and this sentence can be called a joke. ”

"Interesting, you ask one more." Chen Mei came to be interested.

"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue, why doesn't anyone fight with the tongue?"

Chen Mei thought for a while, "Spit? ”

Wen Run glanced at her, "At first glance, I know that this was said by a single dog." ”

"Single ......" Chen Mei reacted, "You scold me for being a single dog?" ”

Wen Run hurriedly begged for mercy, "Don't get me wrong, this is actually the connotation." ”

"Vulgar!"

Chen Mei's words made Wen Run stagnate, and then thought of a point, and hurriedly added a sentence in red on the planning case: After the software is launched, it is necessary to severely crack down on content such as improper orientation and vulgar style, and the content review must be strictly controlled, and the function of rewarding reports will be added if necessary.

He didn't want his good community to suddenly disappear.

Connotation does not mean color, although you can't completely abandon meat jokes, you can also have restrictions, and beyond a certain level, it's not a joke but a hooligan.

Chen Mei also saw this sentence, felt a little better, and at the same time became curious about Wen Run, this is what he said has his own plans?