Chapter 48: Don't Pull My Pants
When this giant "straw" and Lu Feng were about to become the two brothers who died on the same day, the same month and the same year, a black hemp rope threw on the face of the giant "straw", waking up the "straw" Yue Sen and becoming a real life-saving straw for them!
Yue Sen, who patted his ass and left just now, returned with a wooden stick and tried to rescue Lu Feng.
Lu Feng has a stinky mouth, and he has no deep hatred with himself, if someone dies in Yue Wang's Mansion, it will be troublesome after all, so Yue Sen decisively chose to come back.
It's just that he didn't expect that he would also fall into it.
Yue Sen quickly grabbed this hemp rope, and what no one else expected was that this hemp rope was actually regarded as a treasure by Yue Sen and stored in his small treasure house~
When Yue Sen grabbed the hemp rope, the hemp rope was pulled towards the shore with a strong force.
The hemp rope was pulled tight, slowly pulling the two afflicted brothers out of the pool.
Lu Feng's legs were tightly clasped by the underwater thing, and he dragged them down hard~
The "underwater thing" has a stronger desire to survive than both of them!
The two sides came and went as if in a tug-of-war, and they couldn't tell the "superior" for a while.......
This end of the hemp rope is naturally the bride palet and the groom Gu Bai who came to hear the sound.
Palet, who was standing on the shore, said softly, and said to Gu Bai beside her: "Xianggong, come on!" Pull them out with all your might~"
Gu Bai thought thoughtfully, why didn't he use mana?
Things that can be done with mana with your fingers, but with brute force?
however
When Gu Bai heard this "Xianggong", he immediately came to his senses, and the lady said to pull the rope and pull the rope!
He increased the force in his hand, and the scales of victory immediately tipped in their favor.
The sad Yue Sen and Lu Feng began to get out of the water again.
Who knew that when Lu Feng's legs were about to leave the water, a pair of black hands actually stretched out from under the water and grabbed Lu Feng's pants!
Lu Feng was so anxious that he shouted: "Pants!" Trousers! Don't pull my pants, they're going to fall off~"
Hearing Lu Feng's boar-like howl, the "hands" under the water not only did not let go, but instead pushed a little harder, desperately pulling down.
There is a feeling that he will not give up if he doesn't pull Lu Feng's pants off.
There seems to be movement beneath the surface of the water!
With a bang, Lu Feng's pants were finally pulled off with relief from the unremitting efforts of those hands and Gu Bai's assistance, revealing Lu Feng's red close-fitting pants.
Not only that, but that red pants are also embroidered with a cute puppy with gold silk thread!
Palet, who was originally staring intently at the water, was amused by the cute little pants of the young master of the Lu family, and laughed so much that she let out a goose cry!
"Hahaha......"
This matter can be solved with a flick of her mana!
But as soon as her brain twitched, she wanted to see the noble emperor's tug-of-war!
Gu Bai was also shocked by this scene, causing the force in his hand to slow down a little, and almost sent Lu Feng and the others back.
But in such a moment, Gu Bai showed his strong nerves, came back to his senses, waved his big hand, and immediately dragged them ashore.
Yue Sen and Lu Feng, who were rescued, gasped for breath, it felt so good to be alive!
Yue Sen took a few breaths of air quickly, opened his eyes and saw the sweet smiling face of Palet, and cried excitedly: "Sister! You saved one of my lives, it's different to have a sister covering! ”
At this time, Lu Feng also eased up, and his eyes when he looked at Palet also changed.
After all, it turned out that he was nothing in his eyes, and the nouveau riche palet also saved his life and became his savior.
Although he Lu Feng is a gentleman, his life-saving grace is greater than the sky~
Remembering that he was saying bad things about palet at the banquet just now, Lu Feng was embarrassed to look at palet, bowed his head and said timidly, thank you.
Palet stared at his puppy panties and couldn't help but want to laugh again, coughing twice to suppress the laughter.
"Don't tell me, you two young talents came here in the middle of the night to go on a date, but accidentally fell into the small fish pond!"
Hearing this, Yue Sen was not happy, "Sister, I don't want to mess with him!" I was passing by here and saw a red water dog, and my grandfather was merciful enough to save him. ”
Palet hooked her lips and looked Yue Sen up and down with her eyes, "Believe you, your taste is not so heavy, and you like puppies with big red pants." ”
Yue Sen laughed, and Lu Feng covered the triangle in embarrassment, "What a puppy, this is a famous work from the hand of a famous embroidery girl in Kyoto, you don't understand~"
"Hahaha~" The scene erupted in goose calls again!
Gu Bai frowned slightly, pinched his fingers, and directly ripped off a lotus leaf in the pond and covered it on Lu Feng's triangle.
"I don't like the lady, you stare at him!" Gu Bai was so angry that he clasped his hands to his chest, snorted heavily, turned around like a six-year-old child, and pouted!
And Lu Feng was overjoyed, and hurriedly took the lotus leaf to cover his triangle, "Don't look, don't look at it, if you look at it again, I will be responsible for me!" ”
He looked at Gu Bai in surprise again, it was the first time he had seen such a handsome man, and his temperament was like a lotus flower in a pond, which could be viewed from a distance and could not be blasphemed!
At the same time, he also felt a trace of strangeness on Gu Bai's body.
The appearance is cold, how can he talk a little like a little milk dog?
Listening to Emperor Zun's angry tone, Palet couldn't help but laugh, she approached Emperor Zun and rubbed on his arm, then raised her hand and touched his head.
"Okay, don't be angry, touch your head, you imagine him as a puppy in the water, just see him as a puppy, usually do you get angry when you look at a puppy?"
"Look at the puppy, of course don't be angry!" But he's not a puppy, he's a bad man!
Emperor Zun's deep eyes had seen a trace of entanglement and doubt, but finally dispelled the doubts under the gaze of Palet.
"Okay, Xiaobai listens to the lady and treats them all as puppies."
Palet smiled and stood on tiptoe, raised her hand and stroked the emperor's silky black hair again.
In another hour, Emperor Zun will return to normal, and she is inexplicably a little lost in her heart!
The emperor who was waiting for the lady to coax, as soon as the lady spoke, he turned around happily and consciously stood beside the palet!
The corners of Palet's mouth raised slightly, and she naturally stretched out her right hand to cover his warm left hand, taking the opportunity to eat a wave of emperor's tofu!
Yue Sen, who was fed a wave of dog food, pointed at them and said, "Brother-in-law, I'm not a puppy!" I'm your brother-in-law! ”
"Sister, there seems to be something in the pond, can't it be a monster again?"
Once bitten by a demon, ten years afraid of goblins!
"Yes, yes, yes! There seems to be someone in the pond, and she is dragging me with her hands! ”
Lu Feng covered the triangle with lotus leaves, stood up and pointed to the location of the pond again, "There must be monsters!" It's just a small pond that can trap people, if it's not a demon, what else can it be? ”
Palet looked at the small pond lightly, thoughtfully, turned to Lu Feng and the others and said, "It's a big night, maybe you are wrong!" There are so many youkai out there! Lu Gongzi, do you want to go back and change your clothes first? ”
At this time, the guards in the house, the subordinates, and the little maids all heard that someone had fallen into the water, and they all rushed over to save people!
Among those who rushed over, some were carrying ropes, others with sticks.
One of the most eye-catching is Xiao Liuzi, I saw him take a large net spoon for fish from the hand of the fish slaughterer in the kitchen.
Xiao Liuzi rushed over sweating profusely, "Young Master, I'm here!" Hey, what about people? Have they all been saved? ”
Yue Sen seized this opportunity and humiliated Lu Feng fiercely, "It took a lot of effort to finally get Lu Gongzi up!" Of course, Lu Gongzi also took a lot of effort to escape, no, he almost lost all his pants! ”
"Hahahaha......" The scene erupted into deafening laughter.
Xiao Liuzi touched the back of his head and looked at the fish copy in his hand, "Okay, Lu Gongzi, then I keep this fish copy for you to use next time!"
Yue Sen raised his head, "It turns out that Lu Gongzi likes red pants, tomorrow I will order someone to make a big box for you to send to the door, plus this fish copy, it will be a birthday gift next year." ”
"You...... I'm ......, I won't have a birthday next year! Lu Feng was so angry that his neck was red, and Xiao Tsundere stomped his feet.
Facing the sneering eyes of everyone, Lu Feng couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, "It's not too early, I, Lu someone, will leave first, and I will come to the door tomorrow to thank Miss Hua for saving her life." ”
Lu Feng was not polite, he decided to bring a heavy gift to the door tomorrow.
At the moment, he is not dressed properly, withdraw first and withdraw first!
In full view of everyone, Lu Feng ran away with his little red pants, and ran back to Lu Mansion in one breath.
He didn't dare to walk through the main entrance, for fear of being seen by the people in the other courtyard and being laughed at again, so he had to sneak into the dog hole in the corner of the backyard!
Who knows?
The more you are afraid, the more you come
When he came out of the dog hole with his bare buttocks, he happened to meet the owners of the dog hole - a group of big wolf dogs!
Five or six big wolfdogs, with green eyes and long, red and dripping tongues, surrounded him.
If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move!
Lu Feng, who was wearing only a pair of red pants, was covered in mud, lying on the ground, learning to bark as a dog, "Wow, wow, wow-"
This picture, huge spicy eyes!
However, those wolf dog brothers didn't buy Lu Feng's account!
chased him all over the yard, thanks to Brother Dog, and the whole Lufu knew that he was wearing cute red pants.
Lu Feng drank a few pots of Dingjing tea, and after changing his clothes, he recalled what happened in Yuefu.
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became!
How could such a small koi fish pond drown people?
There's definitely something invisible in the fish pond!
And one more thing that makes him weird!
"The man standing next to Palet, his mana is strong, and he may pick lotus leaves in the air with his fingers, so why didn't he use his mana to save me in the first place, but chose to pull the rope?"
The more Lu Feng thought about it, the more his eyebrows were twisted together, and he shook his head, "Could it be that they did it on purpose?" Deliberately looking at me to make a fool of myself? ”
"Ahhh
Lu Feng had the urge to beat his chest, but as soon as his hand touched his face, he touched the kiss marks left by the dog brother just now!
Suddenly it hurt so much that he bared his teeth, Xue Xiaoran rubbed his cheeks, stood in front of the bronze mirror and took a look, the face of the self-proclaimed most beautiful man in Kyoto City turned blue and purple.
The peeled egg turns into a sesame ball!
Lu Feng gasped, and swore in pain that he would definitely go to the Yue Palace's mansion tomorrow to find fault!
The subordinate was shocked by Lu Feng's actions in the house, and was in a trance, in the middle of the night, the son did not wear pants and did not chase the dog, and now he was pacing and pacing to himself in the house!
This symptom ....... The more you look at it, the more it looks like an evil spirit!
They wondered, "Is Childe evil?" ”
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Yue Wangfu, after Hua Ying dispersed the onlookers, she discussed with the emperor and prepared to go down to the small pond to find out.
In the middle of the night, the water in the pond is cold, and the smell of cow is faintly absent from the mud in the pond!
Palet faintly heard the sound of rustling under the water, her phoenix eyes condensed slightly, and she murmured softly: "It seems that the water is not simple!" ”