Chapter 59: The rhythm of the door-to-door son-in-law
Chen Che didn't know when he would go home.
He was persuaded by Feng Guohua and Liu Wei to drink a lot.
These two are so drinkable, like two animals.
However, Chen Che knew that Liu Wei had vomited unconscious, hugged the stool and cried all the time, regretting that he did not confess to a girl in the class, and now the girls' children will play soy sauce.
Feng Guohua drank the deepest, he went back drunk, one step at a time.
Chen Che remembered helping Liu Wei into the Internet café, and when he went back, he saw Feng Guohua holding on to the wall and vomiting, and he also smoked a few cigarettes with Feng Guohua.
It wasn't until Feng Guohua waved his hand and said it was okay that Chen Che left.
On the way home, Chen Che forgot how he rode his bicycle and could find his way home.
What a medical miracle!
Chen Che was dazed and remembered that he fell into his mother's arms when he entered the door.
He also didn't forget to hand his mother the certificate of honor.
Shen Wenjuan was both happy and angry, and a little distressed.
She beckoned Lao Chen to help Chen Che into the house, carefully took off Chen Che's shoes and socks, and forced Chen Che to drink some hot water.
It wasn't until he finished cleaning up and watched Chen Che lie down that he quietly closed the door and came out.
Shen Wenjuan took advantage of the light to carefully look at the only honorary certificate in her son's student career.
Chen Jianjun also came over and looked at the certificate in his wife's hand.
Tennis Tournament Mixed Doubles - Champion Chen Che!
"Lao Chen, do you say that the championship of your son is real or fake?"
Shen Wenjuan was skeptical.
When he was in junior high school, Chen Che also got a fake certificate of merit for three good students, and later learned that Chen Che spent two yuan to get it in a copy shop.
not only deceived Shen Wenjuan of ten yuan, but also caused Shen Wenjuan to be embarrassed in front of her neighbors, so angry that she broke a broom and two feather dusters that day.
Chen Jianjun is experienced, he pointed to the seal position, and said: "This is true, you see that the steel seal is obviously not easy to imitate." ”
"I can't imagine that the dog son will also have a day of competition, what do you think I will hang on the wall?"
Shen Wenjuan was full of joy, and she took the honorary certificate and began to look for a place to hang it all over the house.
Chen Jianjun glanced at it and stopped talking.
Now that Shen Wenjuan is on the rise, if she doesn't guess his wife's intentions, it will inevitably be a chatter.
When people reach middle age, it is not okay to be dissatisfied with some things.
For example, to take your own prostate in the absence state!
Or, you have to obey your wife's discipline of yourself!
Secondly, you have to accept the fact that you can't make money!
In the middle of the night, Shen Wenjuan finally determined the location, she found a nail and asked Chen Jianjun to nail the honorary certificate above the TV.
After Chen Jianjun finished nailing, he sat on the sofa and looked at the fruits of his labor.
As a result, the more I looked at it, the more panicked I became, especially since there was a photo of the rabbit cub on the certificate.
It always feels strange to be able to see that picture every day when you walk through the door.
Shen Wenjuan went to sleep satisfied.
Chen Jianjun took the opportunity to slip to the balcony and smoked a cigarette to suppress the shock.
Stinky boy, if you fart, you will make the chickens and dogs jump at home, and it is really not a fuel-efficient lamp.
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The next day, Chen Che's mobile phone rang!
Isn't it a weekend today?
Which dog thing called Lao Tzu early in the morning!
He glanced at it in a daze, and it turned out to be the school flower Su Qingxue!
Chen Che hesitated for a moment and answered the phone.
A crisp female voice said on the phone:
"Xiao Chen, are you still sleeping?"
"Well..."
"You're such a lazy pig, it's ten o'clock in the morning!"
"The wound was so painful yesterday that I didn't fall asleep until two o'clock in the middle of the night..."
Chen Che muttered.
Su Qingxue on the phone smiled very happily.
"Who told you to play a hooligan, take advantage of me!"
Chen Che could imagine the arrogant expression of the school flower and the upturned chin across the phone.
"Squad leader, did I refuse when you took advantage of me? Come and don't be rude! Got it? ”
"But the law doesn't stipulate that we girls are not allowed to take advantage, only that you boys are not allowed to play hooligans!"
Chen Che snorted, she mua herself called taking advantage, she mua she called a hooligan!
I can't imagine that the school girl is also a double-standard dog!
Ahem tui!
Su Qingxue waited for a while, seeing that Chen Che didn't make a sound, she said:
"There's no one at home, come and find me."
The school flower was soft and glutinous with a pleasant voice.
Chen Che sat up in an instant, and half of the wine was sober!
, the school flower took the initiative to invite, and this is a good thing?
Gotta go!
Shouldn't something happen when a lonely man and a widow are in the same room?
"Okay, then I'll go in a while!"
Chen Che hung up the phone, he was about to get out of bed, and his head hurt a little.
It seems that I drank too much yesterday.
He paused for a moment, but gradually calmed down.
What does it mean that the school flower deliberately reminds no one at home?
And let yourself go to her by name?
He thinks that although he is charming, he can't even be fascinated by a girl of Lu Xiaoran's level, and it's not so high that the school flower has completely fallen, right?
Could this be a feast?
Quite possibly!
Think about the cold mature man of the future father-in-law Su Zhendong, and possibly the future mother-in-law, plus Su Qingxue, come to a three-hall trial, the consequences can be imagined!
But Hongmen Banquet Lao Tzu is not afraid!
As the saying goes, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger, and you just go to the meeting alone!
He got out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash up.
Fortunately, his mother went to work, Lao Chen also left, and he was left alone at home.
Chen Che brushed his teeth and shushhhh
After washing, he blew a refreshing hairstyle in the mirror, thinking that he had a bit of the demeanor of a young Wu Yanzu.
With a whistling sound, he went out in style.
Say hello to your neighbors along the way.
Ten minutes later.
Chen Che came to Su Qingxue's community, he saw that there was a stall selling fruit downstairs, thought about it, and decided to buy some fruit for the school girl's family.
In case there are elders in her family, it looks better to hold the fruit.
Su Qingxue's house is on the third floor, which is a famous high-end community in Yuyang City, which is very green and quiet.
He staggered up to the third floor.
After knocking on the door, it was Su Qingxue's father Su Zhendong who opened the door, I heard that he was known as Yuyang Liang Chaowei back then, and he is currently a bureau-level cadre, and he has a lot of power in his hands.
Otherwise, it would not be possible to cultivate a school flower with Su Qingxue's temperament.
Chen Che met Su Zhendong once before, that is, he planned to trick the school girl into going to the Internet café with him, but he was discovered by others.
"Hello Uncle Sue."
Chen Che greeted honestly.
"Yes, come in."
Su Zhendong nodded, after all, he was his daughter's classmate, and finally showed a smile.
At this time, Su Qingxue came out of the bedroom wearing light-colored legging cropped pants and a loose cotton T-shirt.
She tied her hair together, revealing half of her fair and tender arms.
Seeing Chen Che come in, a meaningful smile appeared on his face.
"Xiao Chen, you're here, why do you still buy fruit?"
"yes.. It was not easy to see the fruit stall aunt on the road, so I bought some fruit casually. ”
Chen Che handed the fruit to Su Qingxue.
Su Zhendong smiled: "You and Xiaoxue are classmates, so you don't have to be so polite at home in the future." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, a little heart."
Chen Che thought to himself, other people's daughters stole two cigarettes from home for themselves, and we just bought twenty yuan of fruit, and this gift should be exchanged.
Su Qingxue found Chen Che a pair of slippers for him to change into.