Chapter 19 The Little County Lord Made of Water
Wei Xiaobao said: "You have given people acupoints, if you can't unlock them and can't eat, won't you starve to death?" I wanted to unravel it for you, but I learned the method of solving the acupuncture points before, but now I have forgotten it. Will you? If you can't, then lie down and be a zombie, and don't move. If it does, blink three times. Wei Xiaobao and Xiang Yan both stared at the little county lord, only to see that her eyes were motionless. After a long while, suddenly his eyes slowly blinked three times in succession.
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and said: "I only said that the people in Mu Wangfu's surname are Mu, and they must all be wood, stupid, and don't know anything." I didn't expect your little wood to solve acupuncture. He picked her up, sat down in a chair, and said, "Look, I'm pointing out all parts of your body." If you point right, you blink three times; If he doesn't point right, his eyes are wide open, and he doesn't move. If I find the part that solves the acupoint, I will unlock the acupoint for you, do you understand? If you understand, blink. The little lord blinked three times.
Wei Xiaobao nodded and said, "Very good!" I'll point you aside. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pointed to her right chest and asked, "Is it here?" The little county lord's face was flushed, and his eyes were wide open, and he didn't blink. Wei Xiaobao pointed to her left chest again and asked, "Is it here?" Xiang Yan pondered that the medical book said that the mouth and nose diseases were mostly due to problems with the foot and foot yang gallbladder meridians, and the acupoints of the foot and foot yang gallbladder meridians were ......
Xiang Yan stopped Wei Xiaobao, pointed to the "armpit acupoint" under the armpit of the little county lord, and asked, "Is it here?" The little county lord blinked three times. There are many acupoints on the Zushao Yang Gall Sutra, and the other acupoints are not sure to find, and the easiest thing to find is the "axillary acupoint", but fortunately, it is here. Wei Xiaobao said: "Haha, it turned out to be here." Xiaoyan, how did you know? Xiang Yan smiled and said, "If you read those medical books, you will know."
Wei Xiaobao was silent, turned around, and took the two belts. Xiang Yan asked Wei Xiaobao, "What are you doing with your belt?" Wei Xiaobao said: "After unlocking her acupoint, I don't know how her martial arts are?" If this little girl starts to beat someone, it will be troublesome. Xiang Yan smiled: "The two of us, are you still afraid of her?" Wei Xiaobao nodded, and said to the little county lord: "Then Lao Tzu will unlock your acupoints." After speaking, he reached out and scratched the left armpit of the little county lord a few times. The little county lord's little face was swollen and red.
Xiang Yan smiled and said, "Xiaobao, you can't unlock the little county lord's acupoint like this." Wei Xiaobao asked, "Then how can I unlock the little girl's acupoint?" Xiang Yan thought for a while and said: "To solve acupoints, you need to learn internal skills to succeed." You haven't learned internal skills, and your hand strength is insufficient, so you naturally can't solve it. ”
Wei Xiaobao poked three times on the little county lord's "armpit acupoint", and Xiang Yan felt pain when he saw it, and the little county lord was even more painful and shed tears. Xiang Yan hurriedly asked Wei Xiaobao, "What are you doing?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Didn't you say that you have to use force to untie it?" Xiang Yan shook his head with a smile and said, "Why don't you spend more time trying." Although you don't have enough strength, it should be about the same if you take a little more time to sharpen your irons into needles. ”
Wei Xiaobao bent his middle finger, grabbed it with his thumb, popped it out hard, and flicked it under the armpit of the little county lord, saying, "This is playing cotton." Then sang the children's rhyme: "Pat the pat and play the cotton; Cotton stinks, fried black beans; black bean burned, with pepper; Pepper spicy, pagoda; The spire of the pagoda breaks through the sky; The sky is raining, the ground is slipping, and you Mu family's wood brain, dog head and dog brain, the boss of the eighteenth generation of ancestors! As soon as he said a word, he flicked it more than a dozen times in a row, and when he said a "big" word, the little county lord suddenly let out an "oh" sound and cried.
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, jumped up, jumped up and down, and said with a smile: "I said, it turns out that the little girl in Mu Wangfu is really cotton, and she has to play cotton." The little lord cried, "You...... You're the cotton ...... Cotton. "The voice is crisp and delicate, with a soft accent, and it really can't be said to be good. Wei Xiaobao tightened his throat and learned her to speak: "You...... You're the cotton ...... Cotton. He laughed.
Seeing that the little county lord was crying again, Xiang Yan felt a headache, so he scared the little county lord and said, "Why are you crying again?" Are you a man made of water? I'm telling you secretly, everyone else here is bad except for the two of us. If you cry again, the bad guys will hear you, and the bad guys will come in and spank you hard. ”
The little county lord's face turned pale, stopped crying, and said, "You lie, I know that this is the place of the Heaven and Earth Society." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "You are the county lord of Muwangfu, when you go to the place of Heaven and Earth, won't they spank you?" The little county lord had a frightened look on his face, and he was speechless.
At this time, someone knocked lightly on the door, and it was the little eunuch who brought the food. Xiang Yan opened the door, took the food, brought it to the room, sat opposite the little county lord, and said with a smile: "Now you are also hungry, right?" Come, eat. I saw the little county lord's tears flowing down drop by drop, silent.
Xiang Yan picked up a chopstick sauce to fry beef with chopsticks, leaned into the mouth of the little county lord, and said with a smile: "Open your mouth and taste this." The little county lord gritted his teeth and closed his mouth tightly. Xiang Yan smiled again: "Don't eat this? Then try this! It's a fillet, and it's delicious. The little lord closed his mouth again and shook his head. Xiang Yan said again: "Don't want to eat vegetables? Why don't you drink some chicken soup? The little county lord shook his head again.