Chapter 36 Acting

As everyone's footsteps faded away, Wei Xiaobao coughed, looked sideways at Wu Lishen and the others, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face. Wu Lishen scolded: "Dog eunuch, what's so funny?" Wei Xiaobao smiled: "I laugh at me, what's your business?" Liu Yizhou suddenly said: "Father-in-law, I'm ...... I am Liu Yizhou. ”

Wei Xiaobao and Xiang Yan were stunned and did not answer. Wu Lishen and Ao Biao had already drunk at the same time: "What nonsense are you talking about?" Liu Yizhou said: "Father-in-law, please save me for the sake of my junior sister, save me, save ...... Save us. Wu Lishen shouted: "Greedy for life and afraid of death, what kind of hero is he?" Why bother asking for help? ”

Wei Xiaobao said with a smile: "'Shake your head lion' Old man Wu, just look at my face and shake your head a few times!" Wu Li was taken aback and said, "You...... You ......" Wei Xiaobao said again: "This one is the eldest brother of the green-haired tiger Ao Biao, and he is your proud disciple, isn't it?" Famous teachers will produce high apprentices, admire and admire. Wu Lishen and Ao Biao's faces changed color, and they were shocked.

Xiang Yan took out Fang Yi's letter from his arms, put it in front of Liu Yizhou, and said with a smile: "Look whose letter this is?" When Liu Yizhou saw it, he was overjoyed, and said in a trembling voice: "This is Senior Sister Fang's note." Uncle Wu, Senior Sister Fang said this...... My father-in-law came to save us and told me to listen to them in everything. ”

Wu Lishen said, "Show me." Xiang Yan brought the letter to Wu Lishen's eyes, only to listen to Wu Lishen read: "'Senior Brother Liu, Gonggong Gui and Gonggong Xiang are their own people, righteous and cloudy, risk, come to the rescue, you must listen to the instructions of the two fathers-in-law, and seek to get out of the tiger's mouth. Sister Yi opened her hand. "Well, this is a painting of our Mu Wangfu's recognition flower, but it's not fake. ”

Wei Xiaobao was very concerned and said, "Then there are still fakes?" Liu Yizhou asked, "Father-in-law, where is my senior sister Fang?" Wei Xiaobao said: "She is hiding in a safe place at the moment, after I save you out, I will try to save her and meet you." Liu Yizhou burst into tears, choked up, and said: "The great kindness of the two fathers-in-law, I really don't know how to repay each other." Wu Lishen still had to investigate clearly, and asked, "May I ask the two honorable names, why are they willing to help?"

Wei Xiaobao said: "I simply explained it to you. My friends all call me a leprosy little third son, don't be surprised, I used to be leprosy, but now I don't have leprosy. I have a friend who is from the Heaven and Earth Society, named Mao Eighteen. He said that there will be an old man in heaven and earth, called the 'eight-armed ape' Xu Tianchuan, who killed Bai Hansong of your Mu Wangfu in order to dispute with Tang and Gui. The little grandfather of the Mu family and Bai Hanfeng refused to take a break, but they couldn't turn around when they died. There is no way, so Mao Eighteen will come to me to save the three of you and return it to Mu Wangfu, so as to take care of the righteousness of both parties. ”

Wu Li couldn't help shaking his head, nodded again, and said, "That's it." In the next suitable language, offense, many offenses. Wei Xiaobao smiled: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" It's all your own family, so why be polite? ”

Wei Xiaobao and Xiang Yan walked to the outer room, and Xiang Yan chuckled and whispered, "Xiaobao, when did you become their own family?" Wei Xiaobao also said in a low voice: "When I become the son-in-law of Mu Wangfu, isn't it their own family?" Xiang Yan was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Didn't you say that you won't marry Miss Fang?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Miss Fang has a sweetheart and refuses to marry me, but the little county lord has no sweetheart!" It's the same with me marrying a small princess. ”

After a short time, the official eunuchs in the imperial dining room led the little eunuchs and miscellaneous servants to pick up the food box and put the dishes and wine jugs on the table.

Wei Xiaobao said with a smile: "You three anti-thieves, doing this big rebellious thing, dying to the end, are still hard-mouthed. Now look at the old man drinking wine and eating vegetables, if you can't stand it, pretend to be a dog barking, the old man will reward you with a piece of meat to eat. The guards laughed. Wu Lishen scolded: "Dog guards, stinky eunuchs, our prince of Pingxi will raise troops from Yunnan soon, fight all the way to Beijing, and catch you guards and eunuchs for an ancient time, and throw them into the river to feed Wang Ba."

Wei Xiaobao picked up the wine jug in his left hand, walked up to Wu Lishen, raised the jug, and said with a smile: "Do you want to drink alcohol?" Wu Lishen said: "Drink it, don't drink it!" As soon as the soldiers of the King of Pingxi arrived, your little eunuch would not be able to save his life. Wei Xiaobao sneered: "That's not necessarily." He lifted the flask high, raised his head, opened his mouth to catch it, swallowed it in one gulp, and praised: "Good wine." He smiled again: "What a thief, when he is dying, he is still talking nonsense." Wu Lishen said loudly again: "The eldest husband is dead when he dies, and he begs for mercy when he speaks, he is not a hero." Your pot of wine, let Lao Tzu drink it happily. ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled: "If you want to drink, I won't give it to you, haha, haha!" Turning back to the table, he poured a full glass of wine for all the guards. All the guards stood up together and said, "Don't dare to be." How dare you ask your father-in-law to pour wine? Wei Xiaobao said: "Everyone is your own brother, why be polite?" He raised his glass and said, "Please, please!"

Xiang Yan knew that there was a drug in the wine, so he covered the wine glass with the sleeve of his left hand when he raised his glass, and poured a glass of medicinal wine into the sleeve on the side of the wine glass. After drinking a glass, Wei Xiaobao was about to pour wine for everyone again, and a guard took the wine jug and said, "I'll pour it." After pouring a circle of wine, Wei Xiaobao raised his glass again and said, "I'm happy today, let's make three glasses first, and then eat vegetables."

After the second glass of wine, all the guards staggered, and someone said, "What's the matter?" This wine is not right. In a short time, the guards fell one after another, and the tables and chairs fell over, and they became a mess.