My name is He Lan......... Ahem, I'm sorry, it's He Lan who stabbed himself to death just after crossing over......

I'll admit that my IQ may be ...... Occasionally...... Maybe...... There is probably a little bit of a shortcoming......

Well, I was woken up laughing by myself, laughing angrily......

When I first woke up, I found that this world was a bit strange, all the grass and trees grew horizontally, could it be that I had crossed into some strange other world?

Ah, no, I've been lying down for a long time.

Keeping up with the last time, I woke up a little groggy, like I had just woken up from a hangover, and I felt like I was suffering from heat stroke.

I half-sat up and looked at the environment in front of me, a little indescribably familiar, and when I was still searching for memories with my poor little head, I found that opposite me there was a young boy in ancient blue clothes who was looking at me defiantly with a stone.

I was a little confused, thinking to myself, young man, what's the matter with you, do you want to beat me or what?

But in the next second, the young man mercilessly smashed the stone into his chest......

Wait a minute......... This scene is a bit familiar.

"Wait!!"

I suddenly realized something and wanted to reach out to stop it, but it was too late, and the boy used a lot of strength to nail a hairpin to his chest.

Seeing myself suicidal from another angle, I realized that I was so stupid that I was hopeless......

But it's really hopeless, and the attack is not serious, and he died in seconds.

I closed my eyes, twisted my head to the side in disgust, and lay back on the ground, not wanting to face the fact that I was stupid enough to commit suicide in my previous life but was seen by myself in this life, is there anything more fucking up than this?

I've stabbed myself to death with a hairpin, why does God treat me so kindly? Resurrected me again and again, and let me witness my own folly......

Just when I was lying down, a light blue hem came into my sight, accompanied by an inexplicable fragrance into my nose, I don't know what kind of fragrance this is, but it is very refreshing, I subconsciously closed my eyes, ready to play dead.

But a cold male voice came from the top of his head: "Lang Lang Qiankun, disheveled, lying on the ground, what kind of body!" That's what I usually teach you? Don't hurry up yet! ”

If you ignore the anger in the man's tone, his voice is still very good, so I can hear my body trembling uncontrollably, and understand that it is useless to continue pretending to be garlic, so I have to get up obediently,

According to the memories of the previous life, I probably know that this person is the Taifu in the mouth of those little children.

Taifu is a young man of about twenty-five years old, he does not look as rigid as I imagined Mr. Gu, and he does not have the elegant atmosphere of a scholar, but is a little cold, and he has a pair of very beautiful single-eyelid eyes, when looking at people, his eyes are slightly narrowed, and he is not angry and arrogant.

I also glanced at my body, which was estimated to have only been for less than five minutes, and whispered in a voice that was difficult for ordinary people to hear: "Taifu, I know it's wrong." ”

As the so-called person who knows the times is Junjie, for the sake of being so honest, the other party should not be too embarrassed by me, I think I am lucky.

Taifu snorted coldly, and turned his cold gaze to my original body that had died, my face was burning, and I instinctively didn't want people to see my miserable appearance before, so I subconsciously wanted to pull Taifu down the mountain: "Taifu, let's go." ”

Tai Fu snorted coldly, and as soon as he flicked his sleeves, I saw that he was still saying to 'me' before I even pulled the edge of his sleeve: "If you are willing to lie down, then lie down until dark!" Walk! ”

'Okay, don't talk about it, let's go, and I'm going to kill myself again. ’

I muttered at an angle he couldn't see.

Fortunately, he is not a difficult person, and after letting go of the cruel words, he simply turned around and left, but did not go down the mountain, but went to find a few other little rabbit cubs who ran away.

I was helpless, confused about the status quo, and could only follow him and let him be at his mercy.

Anyway, he was considerate, and after walking halfway, he let me go down the mountain alone, I was very happy, and what I needed most now was a private space to take a look at what had happened to me, so I answered briskly, and then carried the hem of my skirt and ran down the mountain.

But for some reason, I always felt that something was wrong, and when I was running, I always felt that my chest was falling, and it was a little uncomfortable.

Could it be because it was stabbed in the chest before, so after being reborn, the pain shifted to the current body?

I touched my chest with my hand, trying to find the source of the pain, but I felt something soft.

Well? What is this? Well? Chest...... Wait, it looks like when I stabbed myself to death earlier, the person lying across from me was a woman?!!!

At that time, I didn't step on one foot, and my left foot and half right foot fell straight to the ground, and it hurt so much that I was grinning and dizzy.

But I didn't have time for these things, so I slipped to my feet, and kept kneading my hands in front of my chest, trying to make sure of something.

It's not that I'm obscene and lewd, even if I'm a man, I will have a reverie about women's boobs, but what man have you ever seen who would be interested in his little dick?

After confirming that the two lumps on my chest, although not big but soft, were breasts, I didn't lift them up in one breath, and I passed out again......

This time, I wish I was really dead instead of waking up and facing the fact that I had become a woman.

Unfortunately, my prayers didn't seem to work, and when I opened my eyes again, I was lying in an antique room, and the point was that the room was furnished with the heart of my little daughter's family, pink and tender, and extremely lovely.

At that moment, my world collapsed, I opened my eyes and closed my eyes, and the scene in front of me did not change at all, and I let out a long sigh, and it was no longer enough to describe my mood at the moment with ill-fated fate.

When I got out of bed, my feet were a little weak, and I came to the makeup mirror tremblingly, looking at the childish girl's face in the mirror, and my eyes were full of tears.

Tremblingly, I took out a hairpin from the dressing table and pointed it to my chest, and tried to poke it several times, but I gave up for fear of pain.

Syllable!

I viciously threw the hairpin on the ground and stood up, and rushed over to a pillar in the distance, but this time, I was still afraid of pain, not like the stupid state of brain short-circuiting when I just crossed over, but I was very afraid of pain, so at the moment when I was about to meet the pillar, I couldn't help but unload most of the strength in my body.

I still didn't have time to brake, and I hit the pillar with a bang, hitting my head in a big bag.

Hearing the movement outside, a little girl with a half-tied bun ran in, and when she saw me lying on the ground dead, she exclaimed: "Miss! ”

Then she quickly ran to my side, and with a gust of incense, she pulled me up from the ground with great difficulty, and I was at her mercy in a daze.

The maid called the doctor to bandage me, and I was lying on the bed sickly with a ridiculous head wrapped in a white cloth, thinking to myself why I was so useless, so afraid of pain, I was a person who had died twice, so I couldn't be ruthless?

When the maid saw that my mouth was white, she poured me a glass of water.

I looked at the water in the small teacup, suddenly remembered something, pushed the maid away, and stumbled outside.

Water!!

That's right, I crossed because I was drowning, so is it possible that I will wear it back because of drowning, I don't want to cross, I don't want to commit suicide with lack of intelligence, more because I don't want to be a woman!

Belch...... In fact, I can't accept the normal crossing, after all, I also want to develop my ambitions in ancient times, become a rich businessman in the world, marry a wife who is captivating the country and the city, and then accept a charming concubine, and then train to become a peerless favorite, be the leader of the martial arts alliance behind the scenes, and laugh proudly in the rivers and lakes.

But......... Let me fucking cross into a woman, huh? In ancient times, the level of a woman was equal to nothing, and she had to marry...... The thought that I was going to have four or five children in the future gave me a chill.

I panicked and searched for the lake in the huge yard, and on the way, many people dressed up tried to reach out to stop me, but I struggled to dodge.

I don't know how many yards I searched, but I finally found a water tank in a relatively remote courtyard, not very large, but large enough to completely submerge this body.

I looked at the reflection of the water, and just as I tried to climb up, I was suddenly stunned...... Wait, pause, am I ignoring something?

Aroma, single eyelid ...... That neuropathy!!!

Didn't that lady look like the neurotic I encountered in the subway station that day?

I'm really stupid, such an obvious feature, why do I only think about it now?

When I first woke up, I was hit by the double blow of the 'me' who was self-shaved and the me who became a woman, and I actually forgot the most suspicious Taifu.

I put down half of my legs, and walked back with a chatter, pondering as I walked: "Yes, it does look very similar, one has short hair and the other has long hair, so I didn't recognize it in time, he was very strange, saying something inexplicable and stalking me, maybe he pushed me when I fell into the water, I must have something to do with him this time!" ”

The more I thought about it, the more sure I was of my thoughts, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud after I thought about it: "I'm saved, haha, I can go back!" ”

"Miss, why did you get here? Scared the slave to death. "The maid from before ran to me and supported me, her eyes were red, and she seemed to be scared and crying by me.

I grabbed her arm, so strong that the girl screamed in pain, I embarrassedly let go of her and put my hands on her shoulders: "Taifu belt, I'll go see Taifu!" ”

"Miss, there has been a big incident in the Taifu Mansion recently, and teaching has been stopped, and Madame said that you don't have to go to the private school for the time being."

"It's not that I don't want to go to school, I have something to do with him, how can I meet him?"

The little maid Nuo Nuo lowered her head: "The slave has no choice." ”

I let go of her, and I also understood that this was ancient times, she was just an ordinary girl, how could she have the ability to let herself see Taifu.

My somewhat chaotic thoughts, after this series of events, became clear, no longer anxious, no longer hysterical, but calmly let the maid take me to the room of the original owner of this body.

"Miss, you have a good rest, I'll go and serve you a meal."

The little maid went out backwards and closed the door by the way.

I lay on the bed, ignoring it, being stalked by a pervert, drowning, two inexplicable crossings in a row, making those who have been in a high degree of excitement a little nervous, this is not a good phenomenon, what if you really drive yourself crazy, calm down, calm down.

Gotta find a way to dig through and find that neurotic figure out what's going on.

When I calmed down, the memories that belonged to the original owner of this body suddenly began to merge with me when I was defenseless.

This girl is the youngest daughter of the great priest of the dynasty, named Jiang Yuji, and there are three brothers and one sister on her head, so when it is her turn, she becomes a dispensable existence.

The father was busy teaching the three elder brothers, and the mother was bent on raising the eldest daughter to be a candidate for the crown princess, and in the end, her youngest daughter, who should be the most favored in the modern world, was the most redundant here, especially when there were other very pleasing children in the house, her position became even more shaky.

After reading her memory, I feel a little sorry for this girl, how old she is, but she has experienced a lot of bitter past events that I can't tolerate.

And from her memory, I also roughly understood that the neuropathy named Taifu who was actually a proton was called Ouyang Nian, and suddenly realized that his previous suicide may have caused a lot of trouble to this Taifu, so that he is not even allowed to teach now.

"Although you are a little pitiful, I am more pitiful than you, so you must do well and save me from this world."

Before falling asleep, I kept reciting this sentence in fragments, like a sincere believer, with great confidence that I would succeed.

The disadvantage of being a girl is that she is not tall enough, her strength is not strong enough, and she is too perverted in ancient times, wrapping a pair of normally normal feet of a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl into a three-inch golden lotus.

Yesterday, I was so shocked that I didn't even notice the fact that she was bound to her feet, and when I tried my best to get to the nearest wall today, I suddenly realized that my feet hurt as long as they moved a little bigger.

"The bad habits of the ancients are really harmful, a group of old perverts, thinking of ways to toss women......"

Despite the lack of strength on my feet, I managed to crawl out of the wall in an extremely miserable position. Ignoring the persuasion of a group of maids chasing behind, he resolutely ran in the direction of Taifu's mansion.

I came at the right time, the sky outside was slightly bright, and when I just came to the Taifu Mansion, I saw Ouyang Nian in a cyan brocade suit walking towards a cyan sedan chair under the seemingly protected but actually suppressed by a group of officers and soldiers.

I didn't have time to wait, and when he hadn't even sat in the sedan chair, I shouted: "Taifu, wait!" ”

Then in the stunned eyes of everyone, Ouyang Nian, who stumbled, ran away.

Whatever image is not imaged, go to hell, anyway, I want to go back to modern times, no matter what you ancient people think of me.

I grabbed his arm, ignoring his efforts to withdraw his arm, and said anxiously: "I know it's you, you must save me, I don't want to stay in this place, as long as you take me back, I won't call the police to arrest you again!" ”

But when I finished speaking, I clearly saw confusion in his eyes, obviously he didn't understand what I was saying, and I was a little annoyed: "You have been following me on the subway and saying something inexplicable!" Brought me to this place, how can you turn your face and not recognize people now?! ”

I couldn't go on anymore because I noticed that my voice was actually crying...... What's wrong? Could it be that after becoming a fusion memory, even my character has become weaker?

I pursed my lips stubbornly and tried to make a composure appearance, panting and looking at him.

Until I was dragged away by the maid who caught up, he didn't speak, looking at my eyes, as if he was looking at a nervous disease, I watched him sit in a sedan chair and walk in the direction of the palace, while I was carried back to the Wei Mansion by a group of people......

He doesn't know me...... Why doesn't he know me? Although I have become a woman, it is obvious that only me and him know what I say, is he just that he looks like that psychopath?

My heart was empty, and I was very uncomfortable, but what made me uncomfortable was still to come, and I was not taken back to my room, but to the ancestral hall.

My nominal mother, who came in from the outside in a hurry, slapped me without saying a word, and I didn't react at all, like a pig on a case board, to be slaughtered.

This body is small and thin, and its feet are wrapped, and it is inconvenient to do anything, in ancient times, a girl of this age, a living pig and a dog are not as good, what can I do if I have inherited everything from her?

Mother Jiang's figure is a little fat, so her strength is very strong, and my ears are buzzing.

She stared at a pair of big eyes, her expression seemed to be about to eat people, and she shouted at the top of her voice: "As a big girl with yellow flowers, you have really lost the face of my Jiang family, do you know how people outside are passing on you now, ah?" said that your heart is sky-high, you have to climb into that Ouyang Nian's bed! Thinking of one day going to be Princess Ouyang! said that Ouyang Nian didn't look at you at all! You seek the dead and the living, and threaten them with death. ”

Speaking of indignation, she raised a foot and kicked me in the chest, kicking me to the ground, and smeared bright red sharp nails in my face: "That's how I usually teach you the rules? Have you forgotten all the ringmaids? Pulling and pulling with his nominal master in broad daylight! Do you still want to nod your face? ”

Jiang's mother's words were very vicious, as if she was not facing her own daughter, but an enemy. If it was Jiang Yuji who was kneeling in the ancestral hall at this moment, hearing these words, it was estimated that she would really commit suicide in shame.

I know that Jiang's mother is afraid that others will say that the goddaughters of the two governments are not strict, that my affairs will affect her son's career and daughter's reputation, and that she will be poked in the backbone by the official and leave a reputation for eternity.

So she was numb and let her beat and scold, and she couldn't afford to have any heart to resist.

Mother Jiang scolded to the end, and when she saw that I didn't look like I was going to eat oil and salt, she ordered her subordinates to pull me to a remote backyard, found several women who were five big and three thick, and grounded me.

"Is this the so-called cold palace......

Looking at the painted pillars around me, I laughed silently.

Although Jiang's mother thinks I am embarrassing to her, I am also her daughter, even if I am locked up in this dilapidated backyard, there is no shortage of food and clothing every day.

I ran away, and the worst plan is to think that the sky is high and the birds can fly, find a random place, and use my modern mind to do some small business casually, and I can live a small life, and the most important thing is that I don't have to get married.

But the owner of this body is so delicate that if I run a few more steps, it seems like I am going to pull over at any time, I am not afraid of death, and I will not be able to return to modern times if I am afraid of death.

There is also this inconvenient legs and feet, I ran a few times, and I was dragged back by a few aunts with big shoulders and round waists, and they would also complain to Jiang's mother, and they were punished by Jiang's mother for a few water cups, and I also stopped thinking of running away.

Every day, I sat on the steps and looked at the blue sky of the ancient Walanwa, thinking to myself if I was the most useless one as a traverser.

Committed suicide in a daze, was placed under house arrest, and didn't meet any so-called male protagonists to female protagonists, taking me to live a lifetime and a couple.

But if there really is a male protagonist who comes to save me, I don't think I will leave, after all, Lao Tzu is a man.

From time to time, I fantasize that maybe one day when I wake up, I will be back in the second-hand Simmons bed, watching my favorite movie.

But all of this was broken one day when a matchmaker came to the door with a dowry.

A year after I crossed into this world, I'm getting married.

It stands to reason that the reputation of my body should be particularly stinky, and there will be no more casual people who come to the door to propose marriage, but I didn't expect that this time it was Huang Sanlang, the son of a wealthy man in the capital, who wanted to marry me.

Huang Sanlang went to casinos, visited brothels, beat beggars, kicked the elderly, and did all kinds of evil, he was a famous prodigal son in ten miles and eight towns, and Jiang's mother was actually willing to let herself, an official girl, marry a businessman, which shows how much she doesn't want to see me.

When I heard the news, the corners of my mouth were weakly hooked, and I didn't even have the idea of escaping, because I was already tired.

Ancient times are not as good as I imagined, especially after personal experience, I am more convinced of this, so whether to marry or not to marry is my powerless to resist, even if I say not to marry, according to Jiang's mother's fierce character, it is estimated that she will ruthlessly break my legs and throw me into the Huang family.

So I can only obediently obey, so that I will suffer a little less, at least I can be carried out of the Jiang family very decently.

On the day I got married, why was this so strange? Forget it, so be it......

On the day I got married, the entire Jiang Mansion was not as lively as I imagined, after all, I was married, and I directly changed from an official to a lowly one, which was a shameful thing for the Jiang family.

As a party concerned, my heart was like water, and I let the two women dress up for me, and the moment the red hijab fell, Xi Niang happily said to me: "Little lady Jiang is so blessed, she will marry into the Huang family in the future, and her good life will be long." ”

I knew that she said this to please the head, and that my sincere blessing might not even be enough, so I grabbed a string of gold and silver jewelry from the jewelry box and handed it to him.

Xi Niang took it with both hands with a smile, and praised me for being kind-hearted, gentle and generous, and I didn't like to hear any of the words she said, so I ignored them.

She saw that I didn't mean to reward again, and the amount she gave was not too small anyway, so she still happily hugged me and walked towards the back door of Jiangfu to greet the family.

From beginning to end, no one noticed that there was a blue hairpin hidden under my bright red wedding robe.

Out of the Jiang Mansion, sitting on the big red sedan chair, I exhaled deeply, and finally left the Jiang family in a bright light, I can't say anything in my heart, I'm very happy, at least I can die outside, at least this way is the freest time after I came to ancient times.

I'm really frequented, crossing to play dungeons, no one is satisfied, nothing is done, and time is wasted.

Red silk flutters in the wind, red paper flies all over the sky, trumpets blow and blow, and the team is beaming.

Everyone's foreheads and faces were flushed with strange blushes because of this great joy, but no one noticed that a line of blood flowed down the sedan chair on the road, and was finally covered by the red paper of firecrackers.

When the sedan chair bypassed half of the capital and came to the Huang family, the bride sang: "Get off the sedan chair and welcome the bride." ”

The sedan curtain was opened, and the bride respectfully reached out to pick it up. But no hand was stretched out in the sedan chair.

The bride thought that the bride was nervous, but she didn't hear it, so she shouted again: "Get off the sedan chair and welcome the bride." ”

The sedan chair still didn't move, the smile on her face gradually couldn't be maintained, and she wanted to look at the scene in the sedan chair, but was stopped by a red figure.

Huang Sanlang, who had been standing aside for a long time, faintly smelled an inexplicable sweetness in the air, he frowned, and secretly screamed that it was not good.

Pushing away the bride who just wanted to poke her head into the sedan chair, she looked inside, and a thin person was sitting inside, with a hijab on her head.

On her chest, there was a blue hairpin, blood that was redder than the wedding dress, soaked the hem of her clothes, sticky to the girl's body, and strands of blood flowed down the bride's feet to the bottom of the sedan chair and to the outside of the sedan chair......

Huang Sanlang's pupils shrank, his face was extremely gloomy, and he blurted out two words: "Fuck!" ”

He didn't know where he got the strength, and slapped his palm on the edge of the sedan chair, which seemed to be extremely strong, but it was torn apart under his beat......