Chapter 1 The meme system of love and actual combat

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The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the mountains and mountains are barren.

"Where is this?"

Chen Zhan opened his eyes in confusion.

Didn't I just cut a video in front of my computer? How did you get here?

However, he was taken aback by the scene in front of him.

A bewitching beauty squatted on top of an old man, stretching out her forked tongue, constantly breathing and breathing, with a look of enjoyment.

The old man on the ground was wearing a white-edged robe on a black background, with a crooked crown on his head, dark eyes, and a thin face pressed against his protruding cheekbones, looking like he had been sucked dry.

There is another beauty next to her, although her appearance is slightly inferior, but her waistline is slim, and the further down she goes, the slimmer it becomes, because it is ...... from below the waist No more forks.

Wait, what about the legs?

She has no legs!

Chen Zhan jumped up from the ground.

"What's the situation?"

The two people in front of me are not beautiful women.

The characteristics of humans and snakes are mixed, and they are more like monsters.

On the other hand, he was dressed in a blood-stained robe, and he was still holding a small mop full of blood plasma tightly in his hand.

No, this thing is an exorcism device, and when it is not stained with blood, it is called dust.

How did I become a Taoist?

Did I cross over?

A series of information collided in Chen Zhan's mind.

After getting up, the perspective becomes more open, and the surrounding scene is more realistic.

On the open ground, there were three Taoist priests lying in total, each with a hole in their hearts, and blood flowed all over the ground.

A fishy smell similar to a seafood market pierces the nose.

"Woo go!"

Seeing this tragic situation, Chen Zhan's brain buzzed.

Suddenly frightened, people react in a strange way.

Chen Zhan's hands and feet trembled, and he wanted to run, but he couldn't move a step.

When I saw the blood all over the ground, I couldn't help but vomit.

A series of actions immediately attracted the attention of the two snake demons.

The two demons stared at Chen Zhan and giggled.

A soft voice came.

"If you dig out your heart, you won't die?"

A beautiful snake demon with a forked tongue spits out words.

"Sister, he's so strange, his heart has been eating for a long time, can I eat it again?"

The legless little snake demon pointed at Chen Zhan and licked his lips again.

"Go, my good sister, eat a few more and you will grow legs like your sister."

Hearing this, the little snake demon bared its fangs, its five fingers were like hooks, and pounced on Chen Zhan.

"Ahh No. ā€

Chen Zhan had never seen such a scene.

Scared and adrenaline-pumping.

In the face of the rapidly attacking snake demon, he was in a hurry and shook off the dust in his hand.

The horsetail at the front end of the dust was stained with blood, and it was unusually heavy.

In addition, Chen Zhan used all his strength, and the wooden handle immediately broke under one flick.

The blood thrown out splashed the snake demon's face.

It is said that the blood of the priest has the miraculous effect of warding off evil spirits.

However, the basilisk was not harmed in the slightest.

The blood on her face made her look even more hideous.

The snake's body rose into the air, its head tilted against its back, and its jaw opened 180 degrees strangely, aiming at Chen Zhan's throat.

In an instant, the fishy wind has arrived.

"It's over, get a boxed lunch."

Chen Zhan didn't have time to dodge.

There is a huge gap in the strength of one person and one demon,

He only had time to dilate his pupils and vividly engrave the terrifying scene in his mind.

At this moment, time stood still.

It is said that before dying, people will see a marquee.

Chen Zhan's life is a marquee, there are only two pictures, going to school, going to work, and then working overtime and liver videos indefinitely.

Before the crossing, he was in charge of editing ghost animal videos in an innovative company.

Ghost animal is a foreign word, which is a mixture of some stalks with unique brain holes to play a funny role.

This kind of video is cool for the audience to watch, and it will not be too disgusting with advertising.

But it's hair-intensive to edit.

Originally, Chen Zhan had been struggling for several late nights in a row.

The hair on the keyboard fell out in a dense chunk.

Suddenly, his head dizzy and unconscious.

When I woke up again, I was in front of me.

If you can't hold on for a minute, you will become the mouth of the snake demon.

What a bleak life it is.

Just when Chen Zhan fell into memories and was delirious.

In my head, an AI voice pretending to be very emotional came.

"Don't panic, the traverser's benefits have arrived."

Chen Zhan suddenly sobered up, it turned out that time really stood still, and he was frozen in front of the exaggerated mouth of the snake demon, and several cavities in the snake's mouth could be seen clearly.

"Ahh I—I don't want to cross! Send me back! Chen Zhan shouted in his mind.

"Your body has died of a cerebral hemorrhage, we have scanned the condition of your body's brain, and matched you with a system to play with stalks, please carry forward the industry you love here!"

"Phew, who loves to play memes! Cerebral hemorrhage is not 996 plus 007 trouble, I don't love the video industry either, I watched a broken video hundreds of times, and I vomited. ā€

I was very opposed to it, but the system ignored it and still elaborated with great emotion:

"The system has endowed all kinds of stalks with strong combat capabilities, please play the stalks appropriately, once the evaluation is passed, you can get exercises, treasures, terrier props and other rewards."

"Newcomer benefits have been issued to the host, and the first time you play the meme will be successful, please try it quickly."

"Can the terrier still be in real combat? It's useless to fight, but it's a monster in front of you! ā€

Chen Zhan was going crazy, and at the moment of crisis, the system actually said a bunch of nonsensical things.

The system didn't answer, and time stood still abruptly.

Chen Zhan, who hung in the air with his waist hunched back, fell backwards weightlessly.

The prey at the mouth suddenly fell, and the snake demon bit a lonely.

Then he grabbed his claws downwards and slashed Chen Zhan's heart.

With a stabbing sound, Chen Zhan's robe was torn apart by two big cuts, and two strands of flesh and blood were scratched off by the tips of the claws on his chest, and there was a heart-piercing pain.

"It hurts!"

The shadow of death loomed over him, and sweat soaked his body.

He had never hurt so much, but it had calmed him down a bit.

If it's a dream, it's time to wake up.

Did I really cross over?

There's no way, I can only rely on this meme to become stronger.

Years of experience in ghost animal videos allowed him to capture a stalk in an instant.

This meme fits well with the crisis at hand.

"System! I want to use Dawei Tianlong! ā€

Chen Zhan shouted directly, his voice hoarse.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but as soon as these words came out, there was a storm and clouds flowing in the sky.

The nonsensical sentence stunned the snake demon in front of him.

"Who are you talking to?"

A system message appears.

"The host has successfully played the stalk, activated the Fahai skill, the mighty Tianlong, the novice benefits have been used, the perfect evaluation will be automatically achieved, and the reward exercise "King Kong is not bad magic skill" introductory, please practice diligently."

How could Chen Zhan have time to pay attention to the system's big string of words.

Together, the snake demon pounced on him again.

At the critical moment, Chen Zhan shouted again, "Dawei Tianlong, save me." ā€

In an instant, a thunderbolt broke out on the flat ground in front of him.

The explosion of thunder from the bottom up, fleeting.

The little snake demon was shocked and froze in place.

"I'll go, so I can do it."

Chen Zhan crawled to the ground and got up, turned around and ran.

The modern way of thinking tells him that everything is the best thing.

Now it's time to escape from the land of right and wrong.

However, after not running a few steps, the little snake demon behind him regained his freedom.

She shouted aggrievedly at the snake demon beauty:

"Sister, this stinky Taoist priest can spell!"

"Hmph, it's a bit of a way, I'll meet him."

With that, the snake demon beauty flew forward, extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, it was only a few steps away from Chen Zhan.

She didn't fight Chen Zhan hand-to-hand, and the snake hyacinth spit out and poofed.

A venom shot out of his mouth and hit Chen Zhan's back impartially.

Chen Zhan only heard a "sting" sound from behind him, and a cloud of cold liquid sprayed on it.

He was numb for a second, and then a fire seemed to burn in his back, and it was as if countless steel needles were repeatedly stabbed.

He screamed and fell to the ground in pain.

His throat was sweet, he vomited a mouthful of blood, and there was a snake tail and two feet on either side of his sight.

The two demons were already standing beside them.

Chen Zhan couldn't roll or get up, and the desire to survive forced him to crawl with his hands forward.

His body suddenly lightened, and his back hurt so much that he almost fainted.

The snake demon beauty grabbed the back of Chen Zhan's neck and picked it up to look at it.

"I don't think he's capable of anything."

The little snake demon praised:

"It's clear that my sister is skilled."

Chen Zhan barely landed on his feet and weakly complained:

"You trash...... The system, what is the mighty dragon, what King Kong is not bad, it is not easy to make at all! I'm not convinced, I'm going to accuse you, mutilating the traverser...... I'm a ghost...... I won't let you go......"

"What is he muttering, he just scared me, sister, let's break his hands and feet, let him die of pain, and relieve the anger in my heart."

With that, the two demons each grabbed an arm and tore it hard.

At the critical moment, a system voice pretending to be impatient came from Chen Zhan's mind:

"Host, you can't stop playing with stalks, you can read it."

"Read what?"

Chen Zhan suddenly woke up.

At this moment, he seemed to be in touch with the system.

A force rose from his dantian, covering the pain and filling the limbs of his body.

Is this the power that comes from the system?

It turns out that playing with memes requires full dedication.

The middle qi is replenished, his confidence is improved, and he is like a different person.

Vigorous righteousness echoed between heaven and earth, and he rebuked loudly:

"Little monster, I don't know how thick the sky is, still here? Didn't take me seriously at all, ready to catch demons! ā€

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