The black man carrying the coffin, a popular music in the Xia Kingdom, is jokingly called the exclusive BGM of the Grim Reaper, and it is a must-have for eating banquets.

The sound is rented for 3,000 yuan a day by Chen Zhanhua, and the multi-channel stereo makes the music more infectious.

Although the world culture is different, there is no black person carrying the coffin, but Chen Zhan is very familiar with the tune.

He directly restored it perfectly.

Opened by his whistle, combined with a variety of instruments and electronic music, and specially asked someone to record a suona version in the chorus.

Chen Zhan stood at the front with a banner.

Four black guys were behind.

Order.

Four black guys appeared.

Pulling the white gloves in their hands, the four of them lined up and lifted the shiny coffin.

Lifting it up was not finished, and the bottom of the coffin was suddenly pressed against the shoulder.

Immediately after, to the rhythm of the music, the coffins flipped up and down the arms and shoulders of several of them.

No one around them exchanged their heads and ears, and they were instantly shocked by this scene.

Because, this picture subverts their perception of carrying the coffin.

In the past, the white affairs in the village would invite people to sing operas, fashionable people would sing pop songs, and a group of villagers would sit on the side, swallowing melon seeds and listening.

At the time of mourning, filial piety will hire some professional mourners to cry and weep bitterly.

Carrying the coffin is also a bunch of young men wearing linen and filial piety, the two big bamboo poles are carried, and some people are throwing paper money on both sides.

But today, the mourning procession is very different.

Suona is mixed with electronic music, beats and dance steps, and the atmosphere of the scene gradually rises, like a stage performance.

In order to restore the stalk of the black man carrying the coffin, Chen Zhan has been preparing for a few days.

He has a clear understanding of the status quo, and he has a huge debt and can only rely on the system.

As long as the system gives a reward, the Taoist priest will go down the mountain, subjugate demons and catch monsters, and the money will not roll in.

Therefore, we must take advantage of this opportunity to have enough viewers and reap a wave of rewards.

In order to ensure the success rate, Chen Zhan decided not to put on a false show, but to carry the real coffin.

He played a banner and followed the rhythm of the music, like a conductor, directing the movements of several people.

Four black boys, each holding the bottom of the coffin with two hands, like a baby's cradle, gently shook the coffin, expressing the meaning of returning to the arms of their mothers as if they were born.

Then, each person takes a lunge and places the coffin on their thighs.

He took out a handkerchief from his pocket and waved it in an exaggerated manner towards the coffin, expressing the sadness of the death of a loved one.

Then, he retreated and sat on the ground, kicking his legs continuously, kicking up a lot of dust.

It expresses that the old man is gone, leaving only a cloud of dust and smoke, and there is also a metaphor for the dust being far away.

Some in the audience were faintly aware of the meaning of the action.

But the vast majority of people don't get it.

I just think it's a coffin for four black people, and it's kind of interesting to make all kinds of movements along with the music.

The musical atmosphere came together, and they forgot that they were attending a funeral.

A few of the villagers snorted and laughed.

Someone laughed so hard that he even squirted saliva.

Some people unconsciously twist their bodies to the beat.

Others immediately took out their mobile phones and recorded them.

Chen Zhan was secretly proud when he saw this, and the stalk was very smooth, and it was estimated that he would soon be able to harvest the system rewards.

Sure enough, a system voice came.

"Host, forcibly playing the meme, the most deadly, you have triggered the rotten meme judging mechanism."

"The system will increase or subtract likes according to the inner reaction of everyone on the scene, and the judgment will last for a period of time, if the number of likes is positive, the host will be rewarded, and if the number of likes is negative, the host will be severely punished."

Chen Zhan's heart suddenly sank.

"Hey, system, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Host, I've already said that you need to avoid embarrassment when playing memes."

"No, can I only play memes in front of youkai? There's no such rule, and I'm not embarrassed at all. ”

"As for whether it is embarrassing, we ask the audience's heart to evaluate."

The system then prompts.

"Luojia Luoshan felt very embarrassed, like-1."

"Wait, who is Luoshan? Is this a negative deduction? ”

Chen Zhan was wondering.

Among the guests, an old man in a suit and leather shoes stood at the front of the crowd, with a tall posture, thick hair, all white hair, white gloves, and a white handkerchief on his chest, which was incompatible with the villagers around him.

As soon as the music of the black coffin was played, he immediately turned angry.

even pointed at Chen Zhan with his finger and scolded:

"What an ungrateful little Taoist, a good white thing, you do it happily, what kind of system do you become?"

Without waiting for Chen Zhan to speak, the villagers around Luoshan suddenly woke up, nodded frequently, and echoed:

"Yes, as a filial son, the master is dead, he doesn't wear linen and filial piety, he doesn't cry and grab the earth, it's really unfilial."

The villagers who laughed just now had snot coming out, and now they are saying.

"yes, yes, he didn't shed a single tear."

"What is filial piety, my eldest nephew cried for his grandfather back then, and he fainted from crying."

The old man in the white gloves heard the voices of support from everyone, and he became more and more energetic.

"Your master has raised you for so many years, and when you leave, you invite someone to come so nonsense, you will be punished by heaven, blind dates, do you say yes!"

"Yes."

"That's right."

The system prompts:

"Villager Uncle Zhang feels embarrassed, Zan-1."

"Villager Aunt Li feels embarrassed, Zan-1."

“-1。”

“-1。”

“……”

After the fan of the white-gloved old man, the crowd suddenly began to talk, and seven or eight villagers felt very embarrassed.

Chen Zhan saw that the number of likes was getting more and more, and he was angry.

It's not a mistake for this old man to be old-fashioned, just forget it if you can't see it.

Why did you still mobilize the masses?

If you continue to lose it like this, you have to die on this white-gloved old man.

Chen Zhan suppressed his anger and said to the old man:

"Old man, you can't say that, I have my reasons for arranging this, please be merciful."

But the old man didn't give face at all.

"Criminals deserve mercy? Chen Gongdao is a wise man, how did he teach you this thing. He pointed to the four coffin-carrying guys behind Chen Zhan, "You guys stop me, stop!" ”

At his shout, the people carrying the coffin stopped along with the music.

At this time, Chen Zhan was angry.

"I see that you also wear white gloves, are you walking with my friends who carry coffins? They're stealing your business, aren't they? ”

The old man shook his hand:

"Rude! Full of nonsense, you kneel in front of your master's coffin and kowtow to confess your guilt in front of my fellow villagers, immediately! ”

"You say kowtow and kowtow? If you say apologize, apologize? Who do you think you are? Chen Zhan said disdainfully.

The old man looked arrogant, and without waiting to speak, the village chief hurriedly approached Chen Zhan, very serious:

"Boy, don't talk nonsense, have you forgotten, he is the big family of Los Angeles, the head of the Luo family, Luoshan."

Luo Shan's ears are very smart, and when he saw someone reporting his identity, he immediately said:

"You ungrateful little thing, our Luo family has funded your plum blossom view, and I am also an old friend with your master, when it comes to it, you have to call Lobo."

Only then did Chen Zhan understand: Yo, the creditor is making trouble again, I've seen a lot of it in the past few days.

But what did he let himself call him?

"Turnips?"

"Humph! I know that you have no elders, a rude boy who deceives teachers and destroys ancestors, and you don't even understand the most basic human ethics, so you are in vain. ”

The system prompts me:

"Villager Liu Xiaomei said that the homophonic stalk deducted money, like -1."

"Villager Zhang Carpenter supports the elderly, Zan-1."

“……”

The minus is endless.

Chen Zhan smiled angrily.

Why doesn't your own system turn to you?

This system is obviously nonsensical, how can it have a serious heart.

Such a conservative system that is still a hammer, it seems that I will have to adjust it well in the future.