Chapter 5: After receiving the certificate, it is a grasshopper wearing a pair of pants

When it rains, you have to put away your clothes, just like the sun rises as usual, and the night is ushered in after the sunset.

But it's different for Chen Youzhou, who is used to living alone, he is too lazy to change his clothes, so in order not to be gossiped about, he only changes black, white and gray.

Socks are always worn and become the same, and people don't dare to take off their shoes for fear of exposing their toes without paying attention.

Chen Youzhou's life is already very bad, and what's worse is that he wants to live with Tao Fushu, how can he explain that he is found to like tomorrow's flowers?

"Senior, I passed the assessment in the open class, boom, it was like a beam of light shining on my face, and the audience applauded, but even so, I still didn't laugh."

Tao Fushu said unhurriedly, she was sharing her mood with Chen Youzhou.

She set up a subtext to guide Chen Youzhou to participate in her joy.

Chen Youzhou received the clothes on the balcony and hung them inside, and he found that he still had the socks he had saved for a long time.

He said, "You're looking for which gaffer shot your eyes hurt." ”

Tao Fu is stupid, and the brain circuits of game planners seem to be very different.

The subtext of her words was obviously to make Chen Youzhou ask her, "Why didn't you laugh." ”

This wave of Tao Fushu was killed alone, First blood!

"No, what you're curious about now shouldn't it be that I have successfully passed the assessment, why don't you laugh at this matter?" Tao Fu sparse and persuasive.

The words have already been said to this point, her mind should be very direct.

Chen Youzhou not only didn't answer, but asked, "Why should I ask?" ”

That's right, why did Chen Youzhou ask? He doesn't seem to have a problem.

The problem is that she seems to be a little unhappy in her heart when she is neglected.

In this wave, Tao Fushu suffered a lot, double kill!

Tao Fushu is a talented woman, full of talent and poetry, but in the face of Chen Youzhou, he actually felt a little difficult to communicate, and he was helpless.

She finally recognized Chen Youzhou, "You are actually a straight man!" ”

"What is a straight man?"

"Contrary to the brain circuit of girls, it is the straight man who loves to ask questions."

It was the first time that Chen Youzhou was said to be a straight man by a girl, and he was very pleased, "Then it is a straight woman who is diametrically opposed to my brain circuit?" ”

“…… You" Tao Fushu had a cramped feeling of being locked in her throat, and she actually had nothing to say.

This wave, defeated again, Trible Kill!

Tao Fushu confirmed the fact that the habits brought about by the profession are common, and Chen Youzhou is a straight man through and through.

He, love, walks the road of confrontation and talks about the road of death.

Tao Fushu looked at Chen Youzhou deadly, if she continued to entangle with him, she estimated that she would be G tomorrow.

"I just wanted to say that although I passed the public class assessment, it was only a small step, and when the house was in hand, it was time to laugh." Tao Fushu said directly.

"Just ......" Chen Youzhou's face was serious.

A pair of dead fish eyes looked ahead, his focus was always strange, he raised his hand, "Then what do you want to say now, hand it over at once!" ”

The sudden questioning was like lightning in the middle of the night, which made Tao Fushu a little confused.

She has always been in charge of the chat, why suddenly her status has changed.

"Hmph, I won't say it." Tao Fu glanced at Chen Youzhou, a little angry, and didn't let her go.

Tao Fushu, a girl who likes subtle literature, wants to guide the topic to let the two enter the second level of the room division review and get married.

But say it directly, I want to get the certificate with Chen Youzhou, how ashamed!

Running to make the hair cake, the speechless fire will be sprinkled on the kitten, she said coquettishly, "Hair cake cake, it's dark, the green dwarf pine is also bowing, I walk into you, tell you a secret, tomorrow is a sunny day, the wind is gentle, you refer to someone and I get the certificate!" ”

Tao Fushu stood up, like no one else in the room, and only looked at the tail of the cake.

The hair cake seemed to be human, wagging his tail and begging to rub his trouser legs beside Chen Youzhou.

Chen Youzhou glanced at Tao Fushu meaningfully, he was happy, and walked into the bedroom with the hair cake in his arms.

Just when Tao Fushu was puzzled, Chen Youzhou came out with a hair cake, and the kitten was tied with a page of household registration book and ID card.

Chen Youzhou patted Fa Cake's head, "Fa Cake Fa Cake, tell me how long I can live in the house after I get the certificate." ”

Fa Bao likes to stick to Chen Youzhou, he doesn't want to move, but Tao Fushu directly dragged him to his side.

Tao Fushu didn't look at Chen Youzhou coldly from beginning to end, he had to hold it, all for the sake of the house.

"It depends on the mood of the owner." Tao Fushu's face finally softened.

Fa Bao was slapped by Tao Fushu, and just walked to Chen Youzhou's feet, but was yelled at.

Chen Youzhou seems to be bargaining with Fa Cake, but he is actually protecting his own interests, "Fa Cake, go and get my things back, this is not helpful, and this marriage will not be concluded." ”

As soon as Tao Fushu heard this, she was hit three times, and her heart was broken.

Pointing to the fat cake, Zhen Zhen said, "Fat cake, have you ever heard of the Analects?" In the Analects, for the sake of benevolence and courtesy, such as the North Star, where the stars arch over it, such a person is surrounded by stars everywhere, how can he be untrustworthy and rude? ”

Fa Cake will be in a hurry, pacing back and forth, he has only learned to please others, and he doesn't know what to do.

Fa Bao was incompetent, so he could only open his small mouth at Chen Youzhou, "meowing" non-stop.

Chen Youzhou straightened the hair cake and pointed the cat's head to Tao Fushu, "I don't understand what I can talk about, I speak human words." ”

Fa Cake pointed back and forth like a microphone, and he couldn't afford to provoke either of them, so he glared at his legs, climbed to the cat rack, put his four legs together, and squinted his eyes to observe secretly.

Without a middle talker, the atmosphere suddenly became tense and subtle.

"Heh, it's still a man, it's not enough to talk." Tao Fu twisted his head, unhappy on his face, and stuck out his little tongue, "I obviously said that I would help get the house." ”

"You didn't talk first, you said that I could build your house together, why did it depend on your mood again?"

"Where do I have?" Tao Fushu let go of the hand he was holding on his chest, and his good figure was unobstructed, "When did I say that?" What about the evidence? Take it out and I'll take a look? ”

Tao Fushu's eyes were proud, and he stretched out his hand towards Chen Youzhou.

Where is Chen Youzhou's evidence, it's like a woman questioning whether a man and her are pure friendship, there is no evidence at all.

"Smack!" Chen Youzhou was anxious, and slapped Tao Fushu's paws off, "It's unreasonable to return the teacher." ”

"I'm reasonable, it's just, it's in school with my students." Tao Fushu raised his hand again, smiled, and stretched out his hand towards Chen Youzhou, "But you are my senior, if you don't let me, I can only play tricks." ”

In the end, women control the world, and the men who create the world have no resistance in front of women.

But Chen Youzhou was different, he slapped Tao Fushu's hand again.

Chen Youzhou, who loves to walk three times, still chose the confrontation road in the end.

He said, "Don't make excuses for riding on my head, tomorrow I will get a license, and I will be a grasshopper in a pair of pants." ”

“……”