Chapter 59: You're like the second girl next door to my house
In Chen Youzhou's view, the post-marital cohabitation agreement drafted by Tao Fushu is mainly a second round of lying after the two fake marriages are separated.
In front of parents, family, colleagues and friends, create a loving and harmonious relationship between husband and wife.
After Mr. Tao called Chen Youzhou's husband, as if he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, he took a small step to complete the long-standing thoughts in his heart, and his original cold face was no longer cold.
She said, "Then our title in front of outsiders is so decided, you call me Mr. Tao, I call you husband, husband husband!" ”
Three times in a row, with a gloating smile on his face, Chen Youzhou was really happy.
"Is the private title changed?" Chen Youzhou's tone became softer and softer, looking at Tao Fushu's eyes, "Or is it the same as before?" ”
"I like to call you senior." Tao Fushu's bright beautiful eyes trembled slightly, and he looked at him closely, "But we are already so familiar, call the senior too student, or I will call you Zhou Lang in private in the future?" ”
Week......
Chen Youzhou couldn't help but think of a certain proud son of the sky in his head, and resented the sky, "If you are a metaphor, you can be bright!" ”
"It's embarrassing." Chen Youzhou doesn't like this, "Just do it in private, and you won't be heard." ”
"Okay." Tao Fushu agreed, "That's it, let's move on to the next one, live together after marriage to show affection and affection, and update the couple's avatar regularly." ”
"Avatar?" Chen Youzhou was not very interested in these, "Is that necessary?" ”
But Tao Fushu doesn't see it that way, the two of them can reveal a lot of information to the outside world by publicizing their avatars, and at a deeper level, Tao Fushu will feel more secure.
In this way, even if a girl intends to hook up with Chen Youzhou, looking at the couple photos of the two, she looks so good-looking, who dares?
Tao Fushu has a calm arrogance!
"Yes, we are a fake couple, we must seriously simulate everything about a real couple, other people's young couples have been uploading couple avatars since they fell in love, and it seems abnormal if we don't upload them." Tao Fushu said what she thought in her heart, and when she saw what Chen Youzhou wanted to say, she immediately shouted, "What do you think, husband!" ”
"...... what did you just want to say?" Chen Youzhou's head was stunned, his heart was rippling, and he reminded, "Pay attention to the title, this is private!" ”
"Whew!" Tao Fushu blinked proudly, but she knew that she had taken it!
"Regular updates are just updates." Chen Youzhou didn't think much about it, "When do you usually update the couple's avatar?" ”
"Every weekend, go to different places, see different scenery, and take the same photos of husband and wife." Tao Fushu glowed like a little star, "No way, I just want to bring the most beautiful illusion to our parents, family, colleagues and friends." ”
"Weekend ...... Isn't it tomorrow? ”
"I have already planned, let's go to the Eight Thousand Mountains tomorrow, rent a tent on the mountain, spend the night in the tent, listen to the mountain wind, and when dawn comes, pick up a handful of rain and dew and scatter it on the mountain." Tao Fushu's eyes were dazzling, and she said, "Leaning on the railing with you and watching the sunrise at the foot of the mountain." ”
The picture depicted by Tao Fushu is so beautiful that Chen Youzhou is trendy at the moment.
It seems that it doesn't matter what kind of avatar you take, there is a so-called yes, watch the sunrise with her.
"That's it." Chen Youzhou handed over the cohabitation agreement after marriage to Tao Fushu and congratulated, "Happy cohabitation after marriage!" ”
"So are you." Tao Fushu put away the agreement, and a touch of softness flashed in his eyes.
The meal was finished, the dishes were washed, and the ghost movie that the two agreed to watch together at ten o'clock in the evening was over.
Tao Fushu stood up and stretched his body fiercely, his lazy and mature delicate body was eye-catching, accidentally revealing a small half of his navel and waist, and his white and tender skin was snow-white and translucent, which made Chen Youzhou's heartbeat soar.
"I'm going to sleep." Tao Fu said good night.
"Go! Go ahead! Chen Youzhou withdrew his gaze, stared at the TV like a gentleman without squinting, and didn't put Tao Fushu in his eyes at all, but he had a photo of her stretching out body just now in his head!
Tao Fushu smiled at the corner of her mouth, Chen Youzhou looked at her fiercely when she stretched her waist, don't think she didn't find out.
Now he pretends to be an honest man with a decent gentleman's face, and his eyes do not squint.
"Chen Youzhou, aren't you sleeping yet?" Tao Fushu looked at him with innocent big eyes, "It's not early." ”
"Sleep." Chen Youzhou stood up and turned off the TV.
"Then happy cooperation, let's hug it!"
"Ahh Chen Youzhou is short-sighted, despicable, and lowly, as if he has escaped into an empty door, no matter what, Tao Fushu can always make his heart happy.
Regarding the excuse that Tao Fushu made for Chen Youzhou, Chen Youzhou subconsciously thought it was reasonable.
He took the initiative to step forward, took Tao Fushu into his arms, felt the fragrance of her hair, the softness of her delicate body, and the temperature of her skin, and said, "Happy cooperation, see you tomorrow!" ”
"In the future, we will have to cooperate happily every day, Chen Youzhou." Tao Fushu smiled sweetly, but a trace of innocence flashed in his eyes, just took Chen Youzhou's waist meat, and suddenly pushed Chen Youzhou down on the sofa.
Chen Youzhou just fell into this woman's damn gentle trap, saying that the cooperation was pleasant, but his waist was ...... Pain! It hurts so much!
After finishing it, for fear that Chen Youzhou would retaliate against her, he ran back to the room and looked back, "Schopenhauer said that man is always painful, because the essence is that he fell into the hands of others. Good night, Chen Youzhou! ”
Chen Youzhou got up angrily, chased after her door, and slammed it, "Open the door, borrow Ben Schopenhauer!" ”
“……”
The house was divided, and the cohabitation agreement was signed after marriage.
Chen Youzhou's current daily life is like being in a dream made up by Tao Fushu, and he is getting richer and richer in life.
In life, Chen Youzhou does not have any big pursuit and sense of expectation, he wears socks like one by one, if it is not for his hair to cover his eyes, he will never cut it, although his beard is not scrambled, but it always affects people's spirits.
But today, Chen Youzhou got up early, picked out the clothes in the room, and found a fashionable short-sleeved one, grabbed a hairstyle, and his beard was directly shaved clean.
Tao Fushu came out of the room in a daze and ran into Chen Youzhou who was looking in the mirror in the bathroom.
She was startled, "Who are you?" ”
"Chen Youzhou!" Chen Youzhou replied.
"Human-like ......" Tao Fushu was completely sleepy, she looked at Chen Youzhou carefully, picked up a toothbrush to brush his teeth, but Chen Youzhou grabbed his hair next to him.
Tao Fushu's eyes are getting smaller and smaller, she still likes that clean guy, not this dog-looking!
She really wanted to teach Saobao a lesson physically.
But with a cup in her left hand and a toothbrush in her right hand, she couldn't punch Chen Youzhou at all, she squinted, used her buttocks as a fulcrum, squeezed Chen Youzhou to the side, and squeezed out of the scope of the mirror.
"What do you mean?" Chen Youzhou was very angry and accused this woman of shameful behavior, "The mirror is so big, I can't take a small half?" ”
"It's an eyesore." Tao Fushu could still see Chen Youzhou's aggrieved face from the mirror, her eyes were smiling, and the corners of her mouth were slightly curved, "When I finish using the mirror, you can use it, please go away." ”
"Humph!" Chen Youzhou snorted, he was still holding his hair, and in order to look in the mirror, he moved to Tao Fushu.
Tao Fushu glanced at Chen Youzhou, his hips on his waist were straightened, and he brushed his teeth to squeeze Chen Youzhou.
Chen Youzhou is not a coward, how can this woman be proud, he also squeezes Tao Shu hard.
Tao Fushu couldn't support it, and was about to be squeezed out of the washing pool, she spit foam, "Dead Chen Youzhou, you are not allowed to squeeze me." ”
"Who told you not to let me look in the mirror first?" Chen Youzhou was delicate and upright, and mocked, "You deserve it!" ”
"You!" Tao Fu was furious, and used all his strength to squeeze Chen Youzhou, and the battle line was taken away by her again.
Even, she used her strength to breastfeed, and pinched Chen Youzhou's waist in a foul way.
"Loose! Let go. Chen Youzhou cried.
"Who told you to bully me." Tao Fushu shook his head proudly, his hair fluttered, and he held his head high and said, "If you admit your mistake, I will let you go." ”
"You're dreaming!" Chen Youzhou didn't let her get complacent.
Tao Fushu became even more energetic, not only squeezing Chen Youzhou with great strength, but even fighting against Chen Youzhou with the strength of his whole body on his right shoulder.
"Do you admit your mistakes?" Tao Fushu laughed like crazy.
"I don't recognize it." Chen Youzhou is as immobile as a mountain, and her squeezing strength is like a child leaning on her body in the eyes of men, soft and weak.
He playfully took two steps back.
Tao Fushu lost his balance, his beautiful eyes widened, and a trace of panic flashed, "You ......"
The moment Tao Fushu fell to the ground, Chen Youzhou blocked her with his legs, so as not to smash her on the toilet.
The moment Tao Fushu fell down, she sat on Chen Youzhou's feet, and her body leaned on Chen Youzhou's calf, cushioning most of the impact.
"Shame on you!" Tao Fushu was ashamed and ashamed, and complained bitterly in his heart that Chen Youzhou, a bastard, would bully her.
But thinking that she was going to squeeze Chen Youzhou away, she was stupid by herself all of a sudden.
"Poof!" Tao Fushu laughed at what he had done, and buried his head in his lap to prevent Chen Youzhou from seeing his embarrassing face.
But she was curious, so she still looked up, blinked and asked Chen Youzhou, "Is it funny?" ”
"You're like a three-year-old second girl next door to my house."
"You ......" Tao Fu opened his mouth, got up quietly, and rushed suddenly, pushing the caught off guard Chen Youzhou onto the toilet, she was happy, "You are the same as the big fool Chen next door to my house, you are in your twenties, and you are bullied by the three-year-old Erya!" ”
“……”