50. Men are mud, women are water
If a person is an alcoholic, will he die of exhaustion once he leaves the wine?
It is not necessary to die from exhaustion, which is described as being drilled by thousands of wine worms, but it is very appropriate.
"Old man Huang, stinky old man, where did you hide my wine, hand it over quickly, or let my old Gu die here!"
Gu Liangzi was addicted to alcohol and shouted at Huang Baisong.
Huang Baisong and Hou Yinnan sat at the table and glanced at Gu Liangzi together.
Huang Baisong: "I don't know. ”
Hou Yinnan: "I didn't hide it. ”
Gu Liangzi was anxious like a hungry wolf in a cage, walking from one end to another, from that end to this end, circling around the house, but his eyes were always staring at Huang Baisong and Hou Yinnan, he wanted to find out which of them was lying.
"One doesn't know, one I didn't hide, ah, I understand, it must be said that someone who doesn't know hid the wine, and the old man Huang is bad!"
"Lao Gu, you can't drink that wine anymore, every time you drink it, you are like a manure machine, how many times a day to run the latrine, especially in the middle of the night, as soon as people fall asleep, you get up at night, killing us! cough cough!" Huang Baisong didn't have a good airway, took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth and coughed dryly, and yawned as if he lacked sleep.
Hou Yinnan also complained: "That's right, you see that you have been thin and long-haired recently, and your complexion is sallow, it really seems that you are suffering from a serious illness, and it is all caused by this wine." Under the orders of the gang leader Boss Xu, why did we come out to hunt down the traitor and traitor River Yiliu. It's good for you, go all the way and drink all the way, and next time you meet He Yiliu, Lao Huang and I will let you hold the wine jar alone. ”
"Hmph!" Gu Liangzi stopped, "Do you think that my old Gu is very afraid of He Yiliu?" Don't worry, when I meet him, I dare to say that I will not die." However, without wine at the moment, my old Gu is dead. So, in the midst of the trade-off, you still hand over the wine. You can't watch me starve to death with wine, what do you call a brother!"
Huang Baisong and Hou Yinnan glanced at each other and smiled.
Huang Baisong said: "I really suspect that the jar of wine has been put into the famous hall, but I can't see the famous hall." ”
"What kind of name? No name! That wine was given by the proprietress of Yuelai Restaurant, she has no grievances with me, and if others eat nothing, I will have something to eat? Doesn't she want to open a restaurant?" Gu Liangzi said disdainfully.
Huang Baisong didn't answer Gu Liangzi's words, but said deeply to Hou Yinnan: "Since Ma Changyong, the master of the second hall, was injured with a split-hearted palm, and now the injury is getting better, and when he can get out of bed alone, we should go back." ”
"Don't you kill Heyiliu?" Hou Yinnan said.
"What's the difference between killing and not killing? This is not exactly the world of the Qilin Gang, and with a slight slippage, He Yiliu can completely break away from the Qilin Gang. It's not that we're incompetent, it's that Heyiliu is really hard to deal with. Ahem!" Huang Baisong said gloomily.
"Haven't the brothers sent out to inquire about the news of He Yiliu have not returned?" asked Huang Baisong again.
"It's time to be back. Lao Huang, we can't kill He Yiliu, how can we explain to Boss Xu when we go back?" asked Hou Yinnan.
"Alas, that's the case, I'll take it alone, I'm an old bone, and I'll dispose of it with him Boss Xu. Ahem, ahem!" Huang Baisong had a real cough this time.
"I, Hou Yinnan, have never been ambiguous in carrying out Boss Xu's orders, if I can't kill He Yiliu this time, my two elders will have to die!" Hou Yinnan slammed the dragon vine cane on the ground, and his anger suddenly appeared.
"You two know to kill Heyiliu, please care about Gu Liangzi who is about to starve to death. Gu Liangzi still wanted to drink, and his voice was a little begging.
Huang Bai pouted, seeing that Gu Liangzi wanted to drink wine and thought of being almost crazy, he couldn't bear it, and said: "The wine is in this house, you can find it yourself, drink it if you find it, don't drink it if you can't find it!"
When Gu Liangzi heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Where is it? I'll look for me! You come out with wine!"
Gu Liangzi began to rummage through the cabinets in the house, and searched for almost all the places, but still didn't find the wine, so he was anxious, "Lao Huang, I've found all the places, you are not allowed to deceive people!"
"Have you found a place to sleep?" Huang Baisong secretly amused.
Gu Liangzi hurriedly ran to his bedside, lifted the quilt, and a jar of sorghum wine was revealed, to be precise, it was a small half jar of sorghum wine.
Gu Liangzi was happy, and seemed to have found a lover who had been separated for a long time, and his eyes lit up.
"I didn't expect you to hide the wine in my bed. Hey, hey!"
Hou Yinnan said with a smile: "When you sleep, Lao Huang steals the wine out of your bed, and when you don't sleep, put the wine back in your bed, it's as simple as that, hehe, don't drink much." ”
Sometimes, the simpler the place, the less simple the place, the simpler the simpler.
That's really a philosophy.
Seeing Gu Liangzi eagerly pouring himself wine and drinking, Huang Baisong sighed: "Second Elder, we are going to suffer from sleepless again tonight!"
"Have you seen a dancing girl in the past few days?"
Tang Lanxiang couldn't help but smile and said.
"See!"
Ha Yiliu teased her.
"Isn't it beautiful?"
"Of course, beauty!"
Syllable!
A wet towel was thrown Kawa Yiliu's scarred back.
"Is it more beautiful than me?"
"Not comparable. ”
The wet towel gently scrubbed on Ha Yiliu's back again.
"When you come back this time, your body is dirty and smelly, and if I don't give you a good scrub, you don't deserve to sleep in my shop. ”
He Yiliu curled up naked in the hot water bucket, slightly closed her eyes, enjoying Tang Lanxiang gently scrubbing up and down on her back with a towel.
The proprietress really doesn't look like the proprietress this time, but like a bather.
There is nothing more comfortable in the world than taking a hot bath than soaking in a bath while having a beautiful woman rub you in the bath.
Ha Yiliu is now enjoying the most comfortable thing in the world.
It was not he who proposed it, but Tang Lanxiang took the initiative to ask for it.
At that time, Ha Yiliu quipped: "I'm not your person now, what do you care about me?"
"I just can't tolerate the smell of dead people in your body, how can I feel at ease if I don't get rid of it for you personally?" Tang Lanxiang put on a straight face, and her face was as it should be.
Since you can't help it, it's better to steal the fun.
If a beautiful woman rubs herself in a bath, she can kill at least 10,000 men with her eyes. Why not?
"What have you done at home since I went out these days?"
"Watering the flowers. ”
"Watering that pot of orchids?"
"As I said, after you are gone, I will water and fertilize it every day. ”
"The result. ”
"Orchid is dead. ”
"Dead?"
"Stuck in water and fertilizer. ”
Ha Yiliu chuckled. Is the proprietress Tang Lanxiang so stupid?
Tang Lanxiang gasped and used her thumb to rub He Yiliu's back.
He Yiliu felt that her hair touched her **, crispy, itchy, and quickly spread to her whole body.
There was an impulse that spurred out.
He really wanted to turn his head and let his mouth just touch Tang Lanxiang's face, and then plunge deep into her drunken dimples, immersed in them all the time, and didn't want to wake up for a long time......
Ha Yiliu suddenly found himself bored. Suddenly I felt like I was enjoying it.
Between boredom and enjoyment, the river is like a strange bird dance, and he can't find the east and west, north and south for a while.
At this time, Tang Lanxiang patted him lightly on the back and said, "Okay, it's completely clean now." Get up and change or go to bed!"
Women are water, men are mud.
Once the mud melts into the water, no matter how dry the mud is, it can't resist being disintegrated by it, falling apart, and instantly becoming a ball of thin mud and rotten mud.
Be just like**.
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(In order to avoid deletion, 10,000 words are actively omitted)
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