Chapter 90: Small Toys
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When the other party took off the mask, Li Xiyang was stupid.
I saw that the young man's mouth was stuffed with something similar to black silicone, and a section was exposed outside his mouth......
Wait a minute
Is that......
Expander!!
And it is also the latest inflatable gang expander for medical use!!
The inflatable expander, including the dilator body, the connecting tube and the inflatable device, is a medical device with a curved shape specially made according to the physiological curvature of the human rectum.
Among them, the expansion body comprises a hollow tubular airbag made of special rubber material and a manobar installed in the airbag;
The inflatable device comprises an inflatable ball, and two check valves that are respectively installed on the inlet and outlet of the inflatable ball,
The outlet pipe of the inflatable ball is also provided with an air release valve, and one end of the connecting pipe is connected to the inlet/outlet of the air bag.
The other end is connected to the outlet pipe of the inflation device, and the air release valve is located between the connecting pipe and the check valve.
I rub!
Poke an anal dilator in your mouth?
How idle is this product!
In general, the airbag can be vented by simply pressing the valve.
Li Xiyang checked it, and it should be that the exhaust device is faulty.
And, it depends on the model...
Good guys, fake!
No wonder the color of the airbag is so weird,
Because it is a dilator, in order to avoid damage to the rectum during insertion, the inflatable air bag is made of soft rubber.
And the air bag in this man's mouth is not black, and it is as hard as a stone.
If you want to take it out by stabbing it, most of the time it won't work, and it will explode directly in your mouth.
"Woo~"
It is estimated that the time it took for the expander to enter his mouth was a little long, and the guy burst into tears.
In fact
Li Xiyang couldn't tell whether it was tears or saliva.
In short, the guy kept whining at Li Xiyang, asking Li Xiyang to take out that thing quickly.
The latter looks really pitiful and funny.
"You're not sick, I can't see it!"
Li Xiyang shook his head and said that he couldn't help.
But
"I suggest you go to the firefighters!"
As soon as these words came out, the guy was in a hurry.
plopped down and knelt down for Li Xiyang.
Li Xiyang saw such a big reaction, and quickly realized that eighty percent of this goods had acquaintances in the fire brigade.
I'm afraid that after I go, I won't want this face.
"But you're not sick, and I don't have the tools!"
As soon as he heard this, the young man collapsed on the ground and began to cry.
[Mouth: This old six, you dare to stuff anything into your mouth, it hurts~]
[Throat: The brain is a good thing, but it's a pity he doesn't, vomit~]
[Brain: Who is this idiot, I don't know him, pretending to be blind~]
Li Xiyang is really angry and funny.
"Alright, stop crying, I'll try!"
Li Xiyang took some cotton balls from the treatment table and moistened them with glycerin.
Then with tweezers, from the corner of the guy's mouth, he stuffed the glycerin cotton ball into his mouth.
Another trash can was dragged over, and the guy lowered his head to the trash can.
While distracting him by talking, he slammed the palm of his left hand on his back while he was not paying attention.
At the same time, his right hand dragged the tail of the expander and pulled it outward.
"Po~"
The black airbag was pulled out smoothly.
"That's it!"
Li Xiyang handed over a bottle of C'estbon.
The guy didn't know if he was thirsty or what, so he was clean in the blink of an eye.
Li Xiyangmu pulled the corners of his mouth in a daze, and said in his heart I asked you to rinse your mouth, why did you fucking drink it all?
"What's wrong, doctor?"
"Ahem, it's okay!"
The guy touched his sore chin and was grateful to Li Xiyang.
"Thank you, doctor! This expansion..., ahem, the little toy, my nephew's little toy, has been stuffed in my mouth for more than two hours, and it hurts me to death! ”
"Your nephew is playing this?"
Li Xiyang pursed his lips and said in his heart, why don't I believe it so much.
The guy hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, by the way, how much is the doctor?" I'll pay! ”
Li Xiyang waved his hand, "Forget the treatment fee, you are not sick, just go to the window and make up the registration fee!" ”
"Also, don't play anymore in the future, that expander is designed according to the human rectum and can be stuffed into the mouth..."
Before Li Xiyang finished speaking, the guy opened the door of the debridement room with a blushing face and ran.
At this time, nurse Xiao Chen walked in and saw the thing in Li Xiyang's hand, "Doctor Li, what is that?" ”
Li Xiyang threw it into the trash, "It's nothing, a small toy!" ”
Nurse Xiao Chen looked suspicious.
"Are there any more patients?"
"By the way, Director Peng asked you to hurry up to the No. 2 operating room!"
"Oh?"
Li Xiyang's eyes lit up!
……
Ten minutes ago.
Peng Tao finished the disinfection and walked into the No. 2 operating room.
There was a patient lying on the operating table with a sawn finger, and the preoperative examination found that a hand tendon had been severed, so emergency surgery was urgently arranged.
But as soon as he stood on the operating table, the patient's blood pressure soared to 240/160mmHg!
The oxygen saturation also dropped below 50!
The patient was even more drenched in cold sweat, and he couldn't scream, so he fluttered on the operating table in a daze, and repeated the sentence "I can't breathe......
Peng Tao's face turned white at that time, "Lao Wang, how do you do anesthesia?" ”
Anesthesiologist Wang Hong scolded while desperately putting an oxygen mask on the patient's face, "I haven't asked you yet, what the hell did you take it!"
You must have come to the surgery before you asked about your medical history!
Is there an underlying disease such as pulmonary heart disease? ”
Peng Tao pressed the patient's body hard, and scolded angrily, "Fart your fart, can pulmonary heart disease in your forties be recurred like this?" ”
"Besides, Lao Tzu asked the door clearly, the patient usually has nothing wrong, not to mention that when you measured him before the operation began, didn't the heartbeat and blood pressure be normal!"
Lao Wang panicked, "Yes, it was fine just now, how can this blood pressure go up!" ”
"And even if this blood pressure goes up, how can blood oxygen jump off the building??"
"Lao Peng, you see that he can't get angry, is it metabolic acidosis!"
Peng Tao directly sprayed Wang Hong's face, "Isn't there a chicken feather sour on your behalf?" There is nothing unusual about the carbon dioxide concentration in the veins! ”
"What the is going on with that?"
"You ask me? My mother's question is going to go? ”
Peng Tao had never seen such a patient.
Wang Hong hurriedly said, "Then don't be stunned, hurry up and contact the Department of Cardiovascular Medicine, blood pressure is so high, don't explode cerebrovascular in a while!" ”
Peng Tao rolled his eyes, "As far as those second-tailed people in the cardiology department are not as good as me!" ”
The cardiology department of the Third Hospital of Hangzhou is almost the same as a furnishing, and there are only two attending doctors, all of whom are wine bags and rice bags.
"What then? You can't just spend it, can you? ”
"By the way, I know who I'm looking for!"
Suddenly, Peng Tao thought of a person,
So I quickly dialed the number at the emergency front desk.