(1)(8) Let this last medicine shine as it deserves!
FIRST, THERE IS THE SHAMEFUL PLAY OF THE PERVERTED GENTLEMAN ELUSA, AND THEN THERE IS THE SHAKING M TRAINING CEREMONY THAT BINDS THE BIG IMMORTAL GOD CRACK. After being played twice in a row, Lu Jiu's consciousness became unprecedentedly blurred.
"Woo... Why, I obviously hate this. But why does the body still writhe involuntarily? ”
Grabbing the already soaked sheets with both hands, the poor Miss Naturalie even questioned the meaning of her existence, as Elosa said, "Was it true that I was born to be favored by the god of popping, as Elusa said?"
"That's not right~" Gently stroking Lu Jiu's hair, looking at the other party looking like he was about to be broken, Shen Crack threw away the candle and leather whip in his hand, and said in Elusa's tone: "What are the people who are favored by the goddess of papapa, those are all~! Lu Jiu, you are just the meat * vessel of all of us~"
"Hahaha... Turns out, am I just a meat machine? Then please use my ** ** to your heart's content!!"
He said words to himself with empty eyes, and then, Lu Jiu hugged the god crack violently and began to claim it on his own.
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"Rabbit barks! Rabbit barks!(It's really yours!God Split, I didn't expect to be able to do this!Although you are only a small step for yourself, it is a big step in the history of Lu Jiu's training!)"
Patting vigorously on the shoulder, which had been transformed back into a black cat, Elusa handed over a carrot that represented the victory of the revolution.
"Rabbit is called rabbit called!" (Eat it, carrots are a good product that can quickly replenish physical strength!, it is the ultimate health care product that only comrades who have made great contributions to the organization are qualified to taste!)"
"Squeak squeak!" (Isn't it just a turnip that can be seen everywhere...) You're still being held up to the sky?)"
Seeing Elusa's deteriorating appearance, Crokodahl couldn't help but let out a sneer: "God split, let's eat my melon seeds." Don't look at it small, as long as you eat one, you can be full of strength! This effect is simply more effective than the Golden Gun Fire Dragon Pill circulating in the black market! Nourish yin and nourish the kidneys! Just drop!"
"Rabbit call!(Kouhu!, just a melon seed, how can it be better than my radish effect!?Do you think this is the fairy bean in the seven* pearl!?)"
Angrily using the carrot as a sword, Yao pointed at Krokdar, who was instigating the god to crack and eat a melon seed, and several fierce sword intent flashed in Elusa's scarlet eyes in an instant.
Anyone who dares to question the efficacy of carrots will be killed!
In the face of Elusa's provocation, Krokdahl also raised the melon seed in his hand! This melon seed was like a calm mountain, blocking half of Krokdahl's body.
"Squeak!(Interesting!Just let me see, it's your carrots sharp, or my melon seeds hard!)"
Thus, there is a story of the strongest spear and the strongest shield in this world.
Ahem, it's far away again...
Strange, why do I say again?
Well, all in all, in short, when Elusa and Krokdahl were "warm and friendly" discussing whether it was better to have melon seeds or turnips, the other cute creatures had already begun to plan their next mission.
And the next candidate is basically determined to be our lovely Chinese pastoral dog, the cutest Wang sauce in history - Asuna!
Considering that Lu Jiu has fought two battles in a row, and there will be physical exhaustion at any time, everyone agrees that Asuna should make a sumptuous meal for Lu Jiu first-a human body * feast!
"Wangwangwang!! (Since everyone recommended me like this!, then I might as well be respectful!! I will definitely make a human body * banquet on Lu Jiu that satisfies everyone!!)"
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"Papa~ Papapa~Papapa!"
While humming a pleasant tune while preparing the next ingredients, Asuna became hot at the thought of being able to complete the dish of her dreams next.
Because the next dish to be prepared was a human feast, Asuna didn't prepare any hot meals. Instead, it's all raw foods like salmon.
"Ah, that's right, Elusa~" Asuna, who put down the kitchen knife in her hand smoothly and suddenly remembered something, jumped up and ran to Elusa's side, who was about to have a second round of "friendly and enthusiastic discussions" with Crokdal.
"Rabbit barking? (What's wrong?Asuna?)"
"Eh, hey..."Scratching her hot cheeks shyly, Asuna lowered her voice, quietly lowered her head and asked, "Actually, I just wanted to ask, are there any of the *medicines that Elusa lent God Crack to her steel wire before~?"
"Rabbit bark!?rabbit bark!Rabbit bark!(*Medicine!?Asuna, do you want to be in those foods~)"
"That's right, yes, it's an old-timer in the gentleman's world, and he actually saw through my thoughts at once..."
"Rabbit barks, rabbit barks!(Hahaha, old-timers or something, don't dare to be it.) Actually, I haven't spent much more time playing with Lu Jiu than you, but your proposal is still quite good!For the future development and construction of the Alliance, you can use this last medicine!)"
A small jar of glittering golden glassware was taken out from her furry belly (don't ask me how I hid it!!), and Elusa's facial expression was as heavy as that of a grandfather when he passed on the heirloom to his grandson.
Carefully handing it over to Asuna's hand, Elusa reluctantly looked at it for the last time, and at the same time said with a hint of melancholy and ease: "The rabbit calls! The rabbit calls! (The last * medicine will be handed over to you!Asuna, I believe in you!I believe that you will be able to bring out the last of his glory in this jar of treasures that I have treasured for many years!)"
PS: It's been another day out today... By the time I finished the chapter, it was past zero QAQ
PS2: I promise I won't be out tomorrow!
PS3: I saw the news of the explosion at the Tianjin wharf, and I also saw many reports of the sacrifice of firefighters, and I felt very uncomfortable. WITH SUCH A "BONG", SO MANY LIVES ARE GONE. Here, Biceps hopes that everyone can cherish the people around them now, and don't regret it when they lose it.
PS4: Actually, I just want to ask, like the last two days, do you want to continue to read chapters like this?Is it to carefully write every harem of 69 or to fast forward a little bit next~? )