Chapter Fifty-Six: The Envoy Gives Advice
Wu Cheng's face was sticking to his cold buttocks, a little lost, I wanted to blame, but I was afraid of offending my friend, and I expected me to say a few words, but I didn't know Xiao Mu's intentions, and I didn't know whether to reveal his identity. The originally lively scene suddenly stopped.
"Jianghu, what are you doing stunned? Fatty, are you stupid? How old is the person, and the cup is still unstable? A-Niang was also a little confused.
Xiao Mu had tasted all the dishes in an instant, he wiped the oil on his mouth, and beckoned to the fat man: "You sit, it's not in the mansion, there are not so many rules." ”
"Yes." Wang Fatzi got the order, and then slowly sat down straight.
"You...... How did it come? I asked, still not knowing what to call it, so I simply omitted it.
"Isn't he looking for me?" Xiao Mu looked at Wu Cheng: "It's hard work." ”
"Hehe, I'm ...... I don't understand what you mean. Wu Cheng touched his beard with his hand, his face dazed.
"Oh, Mrs. Wu, I think Yuanyuan seems to be sleepy, you can take her back to the room to sleep first. Tu Youcheng and I still have business to discuss. Xiao Mu touched Yuanyuan's head and said to Tu Niangzi.
Tu Niangzi glanced at Wu Cheng, smiled at everyone, and took the child away.
Wu Cheng's face was a little red, I don't know if it was because he ate wine or was too nervous. He stared at Xiao Mu tightly: "Who are you?" ”
"Me?" Xiao Mu pointed at himself with his thumb: "I'm the Qincha you're looking for!" Is it? Wang Fatty? ”
Wu Chengjun and I invariably looked at Wang Fatzi. He is the work of the Assassin Mansion, and he must have recognized the Qincha. Is that him?
When Wang Fatzi heard Xiao Mu report his identity, he couldn't help but stand up straight again, and when he saw us looking at him, he quickly smiled and nodded.
Wu Cheng's eyes once again scanned Xiao Mu's whole body, and his face was full of incredulity. This can't help but remind me of the last time I heard Liu Jiabao's identity as Xiaomu in Yuelai Restaurant, I guess I was like this at the time.
"You...... What a chase? Wu Cheng couldn't help but ask again, casting a plea look at me.
"The captain of the Tianyan Secret Detective Team, the new owner of the Yongqing Inn, Tu Youcheng, the son of Tu Fa." Xiao Mu said with a smile: "Originally, I was going to ask Ling Zun to come and be the captain of this team for me, but he said that he was too old to be able to do it, and now he just wants to listen to the faceless master talk about Zen, and even the Yongqing Inn will be handed over to you to take care of." ”
"What? He...... He's the captain of the team? "I really can't help it, this Xiao Mu is really good at tossing people, didn't he say that there is a fine work? Didn't that mean I've passed the exam? Why did you call a spy to come and test me?
Tu Youcheng should have believed it, and he suddenly knelt on the ground: "Tu Youcheng below, meet the envoy!" ”
"Get up. I don't have that many rules. Xiao Mu grabbed him, and waved his sleeves at everyone: "Don't stand still, sit, eat and chat." I've already eaten, but I didn't expect this dish to be so fragrant, it's really ......," he said, his eyes scanning the table, but finally he couldn't hold back, and reached out to grab the chicken leg that had already eaten a bite in my bowl next to him, and gnawed it with relish.
This eats ...... I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and the air around me suddenly condensed again.
Fortunately, I still had a friendship with him for a while, and soon the first one came back to my senses, and quickly picked up clean dishes and chopsticks and sandwiched a few more pieces of chicken and pork ribs for him.
"Enough is enough, I really can't eat it." Xiao Mu excused, burped, and pushed the bowl away. Immediately, he pointed at me again and said, "Tu Youcheng, you have now passed the assessment, and I will officially introduce you to them, they are also Tianyan secret agents, not a team, he is the captain Li Jianghu!" ”
"Captain?" Tu Youcheng looked at me in surprise and arched his hand: "Fortunately, I will be happy!" ”
I returned the salute with some guilt in my heart: "I'm really sorry, I ...... I thought it was ...... Solemn...... Oh, envoy, I don't know if our teams can get to know each other, otherwise it will be easy to hurt our own people by mistake. We thought that Captain Tu was a fine worker from Tubo and was about to get him drunk...... Hehe...... I'm sorry. ”
"So, I'm the rain in time." Xiao Mu was a little flustered for a while: "The people say that I, the Qincha, is omnipotent, what's the matter?" Did it appear just in time before you 'kill each other'? I'm amazing! ”
"Poof", Wang Jiajia couldn't help laughing, and quickly covered her mouth and lowered her head. A-Niang took her into her arms and smiled apologetically at Xiao Mu, for fear that Xiao Mu would blame.
Xiao Mu didn't care, he was self-absorbed enough, and then he said: "Don't worry, you will get to know each other, but it's not time yet." I'll have to test you all one by one! ”
I couldn't help it: "I haven't done the assessment yet, have I?" ”
Xiao Mu glared at me: "You are enough!" I'm going to try again and again. For example, Tu Youcheng, you still need to pay more attention, take this time as an example, the task I gave you is: to settle down in Xiangzhou City as a refugee, and wait for me to summon you.
First of all, it is worth affirming: you are dressed up as a refugee very well, and you have brought your wife and daughter with you, a family of three, fleeing to find relatives, this scene is very real.
But, the details! ”
Xiao Mu knocked on the edge of the table with chopsticks: "Details determine success or failure!" ”
Tu Youcheng suddenly stood up straight again: "Please also ask the king to teach!" ”
"Hey, sit down, sit down. Don't get too out of sight. I met your father three years ago, and the faceless master, and we have a very good relationship, so this time I chose the secret agent to let him pass the message between us. Didn't the faceless master tell you that I have always been easy-going, even if you are the same as Li Jianghu, just call me Xiao Mu. Xiao Mu said, thinking that he had eaten too much greasy, so he poured himself a cup of tea and drank it.
"Hehe, it is said that you are approachable, and when I saw it today, it really deserved its name, and it was ...... The rivers and lakes are also very arrogant on weekdays, and if there is anything offended, I hope to make Jun Haihan. A-Niang laughed and said softly.
"Aunt Song is too worried. Li Jianghu and I have been friends for a long time, how can there be anything outside of friends? Xiao Mu smiled, gave A-Niang a dose of reassurance, and then looked at me again: "Where did I just say?" ”
I thought about it: "The devil is in the details!" ”
"Yes, yes, the details determine success or failure." Xiao Mu turned to Tu Youcheng again: "Do you know why they treat you as a fine worker?" ”
"Uh...... Please give me advice. ”
"Be realistic, you know? You are obviously a businessman, why do you say that you are farming? If you want to make up nonsense, you have to go deep into the character you play, and don't use some layman's words to make people suspicious.
Also, don't rush into anything. I'll tell you to find a place to settle down and wait for me, won't you just wait? Why do you want to take the initiative to find out about me? I'm afraid that others won't know that you have plans for me? ”
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Little Mu ...... I laughed secretly in my heart, this person's ability to lecture is really powerful, I am afraid that I will not give up if I don't nag Tu Youcheng. I really didn't expect that our Xiangzhou City would come to such a mission! According to Long Yuhan's sigh: I haven't seen anyone like him as an official!
"Remember, the people you have to deal with are the meticulous work of the enemy country, and they are all professionally trained, so you must be cautious in everything you say and do!"
Xiao Mu said, and suddenly slapped it at me: "Li Jianghu, you also listen to me, don't be self-righteous and make your own opinions!" I chose you to be a secret agent, but I don't want to affect your normal life, what should I do every day, what should I do every day, consult with each other if there is a problem, report if I can't make up my mind, don't think about relying on your own team to make meritorious contributions, don't startle the snake! I didn't get the good news, but I took my own life! Remember? ”
"Yes." We all replied in unison.
"Okay, that's all for today, I'm here, so you guys are a little restrained and don't dare to eat. Tu Youcheng, you can go back tomorrow, and I'll let you know when the time comes. Oh, by the way, bring this bag of tea to the faceless master, and tell him that if he comes to Xiangzhou, remember that someone is looking for him to fight. Xiao Mu took out a bag of things from the cloth bag on his body and handed it to Tu Youcheng, smiled at us, pulled the door and went out.
After a moment of silence, A-Niang took the lead in patting her chest: "Jianghu, he is the little Mu you have been mentioning?" You kid, when did you become friends with Chincha? ”
"I ...... I didn't know he was a chincha! I spread my hands helplessly: "Who of you has ever seen Qincha is his virtue?" ”
"Hehehe, I've seen Qin Cha twice, but I just think he is well-dressed and talks casually, but I really didn't expect it to be like this." Wang Fatzi was also in a trance.
Wang Jiajia's hand was still covered with his mouth, and he was also worried: "He shouldn't be careful, right?" I also said he was a dog, Nose Spirit! Is this a curse? ”
I smiled helplessly: "Didn't you say that I said it before?" How can I blame you? ”
Tu Youcheng gently slapped his head: "I haven't eaten a few cups, hehe, how can it be like a dream." ”
"Hey, I really didn't expect it...... How could he be a chincha? I've always felt that he is chattering, and sometimes I even feel like there is something wrong with his brain.
You say, why did he make himself look like such a poor scholar? I really don't know how I became a friend of King An back then? Still a champion in high school? "I couldn't help but vomit.
"Excuse me." A few knocks sounded, and the door was pushed open again, Xiao Mu stretched out half his head and smiled slightly: "I'm afraid that you still have questions and won't be able to ask me in person, so I waited outside for a while." Hehe, I'll answer your questions and leave.
I'm like this, that's because my father is also a scholar, but he died young before the title of the gold list, he is like this, he will also "Zhou Yi", and the national teacher Li Yu also discussed it together. So I simply took the exam as a fortune teller, which can be regarded as fulfilling my father's dream.
Forehead...... I became a friend of King An, and that was because on the day of King An's wedding, Princess An mysteriously disappeared. And I calculated in advance that King An's marriage was not going well, so King An felt that I had some skills and allowed me to accompany him to track down the whereabouts of the princess. came and went, and with my three-inch incorruptible tongue, I soon became familiar with King An and became friends.
The last question, why can I be the top student in high school, this answer is simple: because of that exam, the saint of the year, that is, the current Emperor Taishang, ordered King An to personally write the questions and invigilate the exam, oh, I also helped King An with an exam question at that time. Such and such...... Can I still fail the test? ”
Xiao Mu said seriously, and then glanced at everyone: "After answering, do you still have anything to ask?" If not, I'm really gone. ”