Chapter Ninety-Four: Tricking My Mother into Seeking Medical Treatment
Returning to the Jianghu Inn to report the situation to Fu Bo, he continued to sell out the tofu, and it was already Shen Shi when he returned home.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I heard Ah Niang yelling angrily: "Get out!" I don't want to see you again, get out! ”
I pushed the door open, and a broom smashed into my face, but I was quick to dodge.
"If you have something to say, I'm not irresponsible." Wang Fatzi stood in the courtyard and persuaded with his arms in front of his face.
"Master, what's wrong with my mother?"
"Oh, Jianghu, I'm back. Oh, it's okay, your mother is in a bad mood. Wang Fatzi turned his head and saw that it was me, his face was red, he looked twice at the room, and saw that A-Niang had closed the door, so he had to leave in disgrace.
"Aye, I'm back. I brought some snacks. Is my mother at home? Is Jianghu brother back? Wang Jiajia shouted next door, her voice full of excitement.
"At home." Wang Fatzi replied.
"Brother Jianghu, Brother Jianghu!" In a blink of an eye, Wang Jiajia appeared in my yard: "Brother Jianghu, when did you come back?" ”
I pointed to the burden by the well: "Just arrived." ”
"Where's my mother?"
"In the house, for some reason, as soon as I entered the courtyard, I saw that she was arguing with Master."
"What's wrong with them? Mother! Mother! Are you feeling better? Wang Jiajia trotted a few steps and knocked on the door and asked.
"Don't bother me, sleep!" Ah Niang seemed to have eaten gunpowder and yelled impatiently.
Wang Jiajia stuck out her tongue at me: "My mother has had an upset stomach in the past two days, I used to hear Sister Xiuzhen say that the sour master is astringent and can stop vomiting, so I am going to buy some plums and take you home by the way."
Fu Bo said that as soon as you left, I went to the Huang's pastry shop next to me. I didn't expect to run into Li Dongsheng. He was buying plums and raisins, and when I asked, I found out that Sister Mu was happy! Hehe......"
"What? You mean, Mu Niangzi is pregnant? When was this? "I was taken aback.
"Said that it had just been found out, Sister Mu said that she had no appetite and was nauseous, Li Dongsheng asked Dr. Li and said that he could eat some plums and raisins appropriately, so he came to buy them."
"Oh," I replied, feeling a little pantothenic, I wonder if it was the reaction to the thought of something sour like plums, or if there was a hint of jealousy. After all, that Li Dongsheng hasn't known Mu Niangzi for a long time, how did he take shit luck, marry a wife, get an inn, and now have children.
Wang Jiajia lit up the bag of things in her hand and continued: "I congratulated him a few words, and as soon as he was happy, even my bag was checked." The yellow shopkeeper didn't take a penny, and the two shirked it for a long time, but they didn't spend a penny. ”
I took a look, no wonder Wang Jiajia was so happy, the Huang pastry shop she said was next to the Jianghu Inn, I had walked in to see it, the candied pastries in it were so expensive that they were so expensive, just this bag of preserved fruits, I'm afraid it would be worth hundreds of dollars.
"You don't have any money?"
"No! It's true! Wang Jiajia was excited: "The shopkeeper Huang said that Li Dongsheng gave him a painting, and he never had a chance to return the gift." ”
"Oh, there's such a thing. You're gone. ”
"Hehe, that's it."
"Hey, Jiajia, do you think something is wrong with my mother."
When Wang Jiajia heard me say this, she also stopped laughing: "You mean, my mother didn't eat bad stomach, but ...... Sick? ”
"Well, I want to take her to the Rejuvenation Hall to have a look."
"That's good, mother......"
"Hey, Jiajia." I grabbed her: "You don't know my mother's temper, last time her foot was injured, she found a herbal compress by herself, and came back with a limp, and she didn't even think about going to the hospital, this time we can invite her?" ”
Wang Jiajia retracted her hand: "Then what should I do?" ”
I remembered Li Huichun's words: "Lie to her." ”
"Liar?"
I nodded, covered my chest, and frowned: "Ah, it hurts!" ”
Wang Jiajia comprehended, and suddenly shouted: "Brother Jianghu, Brother Jianghu, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare me! Hurry up! Brother Jianghu! ”
"What's wrong? Rivers and lakes? A-Niang finally opened the door and ran to my side and shook my shoulders anxiously.
I opened my eyes slightly and replied weakly, "It hurts...... Suddenly my chest hurt badly......"
"Brother Jianghu." Wang Jiajia sobbed, tried to squeeze her tears, and rubbed her chest for me with her hands.
"Fat Wang! Wang Fatty! A-Niang panicked, and shouted towards the courtyard wall.
"It's coming, Jianghu, what's wrong?" The fat man rushed into the courtyard, helped me to sit up, and put his fingers on my wrists.
"How?" A-Niang asked.
"Don't worry, I'...... Aren't I just looking at it? "Fat Wang was a little nervous, his brows were tightly locked, and his fingers pressed my wrist painfully.
I was originally tickled by Wang Jiajia, and I couldn't help but want to laugh, but I just held it back at the moment. His face turned red as he forcibly held back his laughter.
"Are you going to watch it?" A-Niang yelled.
"I ......" Wang Fatzi was a little unconfident. When he was young, he did work as a buddy in the pharmacy for a few years, and he audited some medical skills, and when he encountered some small problems with headaches and brain fever, he could try to press the acupuncture points and cook some herbs that could be found to cure them. But then I changed my studies to study the dead, and I focused on studying the dead, where would I really see a doctor.
"Aya, what kind of illness is Brother Jianghu?"
Wang Fatzi gritted his teeth: "I feel my pulse and beat very strongly, it doesn't look like a serious illness." Jianghu, don't keep 'humming', what's uncomfortable? ”
"That's it...... Heart...... It hurts, when I was in the hospital just now, A-Niang threw a broom over...... I was taken aback...... Then I felt a tightness in my heart...... It hurts...... Twist and twist ......" I groaned, feeling like my acting skills had gone to the next level.
"Aye, if you don't see it well, don't waste time. Hurry up and send Brother Jianghu to Rejuvenation Hall! Wang Jiajia shouted.
"Yes, yes, let's go!" A-Niang also urged.
Wang Fatzi didn't dare to delay any longer, so he picked me up and ran away.
I tried hard to hold back my laughter, I have followed Wang Fatzi for so many years, it is rare to have this treatment!
Two quarters of an hour later, we finally arrived at the Rejuvenation Hall, and watching Wang Fatzi sweat like rain, I felt a little guilty for a while.
"Doctor...... Help me take a look...... My son ......"
A-Niang pointed at me, gasping, and suddenly covered her mouth and retched, Wang Jiajia hurriedly patted her back.
"Don't be nervous, I'll take his pulse first."
I squinted and peeked in, only to see Li Huichun walking towards me, his fingers resting on my wrist for a moment, and then asking, "When did you get sick?" ”
Wang Fatzi recounted what I had just said truthfully.
"Doctor Li, my son is scared?" A-Niang picked up Wang Jiajia, took two steps closer to Li Huichun, and asked anxiously.
"Do you have heart palpitations and heart attacks in your family?" Li Huichun asked.
"No, I don't. Didn't you see me last time I injured my foot? A-Niang replied.
Li Huichun said expressionlessly: "Last time, the eldest lady was injured, and I didn't look closely at the problem of internal organs. If the eldest lady is willing, please allow Li to diagnose again. If the eldest mother also has a heart problem, then he may have a problem brought out of the mother's womb, but it is only now. If the eldest mother is fine, then he will have the disease this time, and the acquired factors will be the majority. These two causes are different, and the treatment methods are different, once you get it wrong and use the wrong medicine, you may ......"
"Don't say it, Dr. Li, look at it." A-Niang was anxious and stretched out her hand.
"You may be seated!" Li Huichun guided A-Niang to sit down, took out a silk handkerchief and put it on her wrist, and then took the pulse.
Wang Jiajia quietly came to me, winked at me, and grimaced.
I smiled at her, lying on the bed and not daring to move, if Wang Fatzi knew that I deliberately pretended to be sick and caused him to carry this long distance, he would have to take off his shoes and slap me.
Li Huichun, Li Huichun, it was your bad idea to let me trick my mother into coming to see a doctor. I'll lie down now and see what you can do for me.
"Okay, the eldest lady has no problem with her heart. That's easy to do. Li Huichun got up and took out a small bag in the drawer: "The cause of Li Jianghu's illness is probably caused by fright, suddenly his heart shrinks, his heart pulse is not smooth, his blood is blocked, and if he doesn't pass, it hurts!" ”
I silently bit my lip and couldn't help laughing, this Li Huichun, he lied one by one, I don't know if he usually treats diseases and cheats money like this.
"That'...... Can it be cured? A-Niang asked.
"Of course. I gave him a few stitches first, which opened up the blood veins, and the blood flowed, so naturally it didn't hurt. ”
What? And a needle! Li Huichun, we have no grievances and no enemies!
What am I going to do?
When I thought about countermeasures, I felt that Li Huichun had lifted my sleeves, and then I felt a sore pain in several places such as the tiger's mouth and elbows.
I snorted softly and squinted to see that a few thin needles were already growing on my arm, and he was still holding the handle of the needle, and he kept twisting it with his hand. First he stabbed my right hand, then my left......
Li Huichun, I'm not done with you! Originally, I felt that my arm was sore in the past few days, and you deliberately pricked me with a needle, if I can't pick the goods tomorrow, you see that I don't block the door of your hospital and scold you for a bloody head.
"Jianghu, don't move, Dr. Li will give you an injection, just bear with it for a while." A-Niang touched my forehead and comforted.
I felt a sore and numb needle prick at first, and then I felt like I had been poured boiling water, and both arms warmed up to my shoulders.
I couldn't pretend anymore, and finally my eyes widened.
"Brother Jianghu, you're awake!" Wang Jiajia kept covering her mouth and watching from the side, and finally put down her hand and smiled happily at this moment.
"Jianghu, how is it now?" A-Niang asked.
Wang Fatzi also stepped forward: "Are you better?" ”
I smiled, "Much better." ”
"Does it still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore."
"That's good. Hehe, thank you Dr. Li. ”
"It's fine." Li Huichun smiled evilly at me and took out the needles that had been pierced into my arm one by one: "Xiaohu, take these needles off and boil them in boiling water." ”
"Yes." Xiao Hu replied, looked at me suspiciously, and went down with the needle.
"Don't be too tired when you go back, you can recover after a few more days of rest." Li Huichun commanded.
"Hey, okay." A-Niang took out the money bag: "How much?" ”
Li Huichun wrote in the booklet: "Give ten cents and forget it." ”
"How much? Ten Wen? Wang Fatzi stretched out two fingers and gestured.
"Well, just these few needles, although they can be reused, but boiling water and boiling them again will cost charcoal and wages."
"Oh oh, I understand, it's not expensive, it's not expensive." Wang Fatzi smiled, as if he had picked up a treasure.
It's too cheap, hum, only I know it, I didn't say anything about it after a needle in vain, and it cost ten cents to sell five bowls of bean curd! This unscrupulous doctor!